Im putting together a team

im putting together a team

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Name my band

Coomrades

I feel bad for the hotels who host these conventions

Coommandos

One Flew over the CoomCoom's Nest.

me on the right

These guys fuck

I wonder how King Coomer smells?
He is beautiful.
His soul is beautiful, as is evidenced here, in his Christlike communion with the lame.
All hail, King Coomer.
Blessed be thy cooming.

...their fleshlights.

>the wheelchair guy
Coomed so hard his legs stopped working.

Hes most likely a chill dude. For sure not too tense

does he really have 9000 porn vids hes reviewed or is that a meme?

Harold and Coomar go to Adultcon

it's real, he also legit says good morning and good night to pornstars

How tall is the coomer? Reckon if he started lifting and got a tan he could be a proper chad

Hhahaha

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first pic of disney's x men

Me with black skin

read Big Red Son by David Foster Wallace if you want more porn convention kino

just a couple of guys out enjoying life
we could all learn a thing or two from them

>read DFW
"no"

NOOOOOO YOU CANT MASTERBATE AND WATCH PORN, ITS LIKE YOU HAVE COOM ON THE BRAIN OR SOMETHING

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alright man

yeah that's right bitch

Is that the black guy from The Office?

Is the Coomer just Corrupted Johnny Sins?

Bad Coompany

Woah. Is this the most powerful meeting of the minds ever assembled?

Isn't dude on the left Patton Oswald?

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