>Sir, you'd better take a look at this...
Sir, you'd better take a look at this
>the readings are off the charts
>It couldn't have been him, his browser history has over one hundred entries logged during the time when the shooting took place
>then make bigger charts
>I am getting strange reading all over the place
the digits are off the charts
>He spends all his time posting on movie forums
>So the guy likes movies. What's so weird about that?
>He hasn't purchased a film ticket in six years. He doesn't even torrent movies. He just posts all the time about movies he's never seen.
kekd, that's me. i like making tv posters mad
>Keep going
>But sir-
>Keep. Going.
>That can't be right. The kinoplex gave us footage of him entering and exiting the lobby on multiple occasions.
>time for plan b
>THAT WAS PLAN B
>IS THIS WOMEN HIS HOSTAGE?
>its his mother sir
>well that didn't work
>what do we do now?
>RUUUUNNNNNN!
>My God... it's the size of New Mexico...
>this isn't the time to panic
>This is the perfect time to panic!!
>how do we stop him?
>we don't.
>he hates white people, black people, women, men... he even hates himself. is there anyone this freak DOESN'T hate?
>he's always talking about an movie clerk named Robert. we have to find Robert, he's the key to all this
Audible kek
>we found him sir, Robert used to work at the local Kinoplex but...
>but what? Out with it!
>sir he passed away 2 years ago...
Lost.
>that rocket, it's shaped like a...
>PECKER!
>Remember, you get one shot!
>Make it count
We faked Robert's death bc we knew those CIA niggas was looking for him
>Oh yeah? You and what army?
>sir you're not gonna believe this
>Sir, we staked out the kinoplex like you asked, but...
>Spit it out newbie!
>But it's haunted, sir.
>Damn it, I thought you were one of the best?
>No, really, sir. When we tried to sneak inside, an African-American male told us that the kinoplex was closed. We shot him of course, as per SOP, but the bullets went through him like water.
>No, not like water. Like cooking oil.
>Sir?
>He's back.
>my ancestors are smiling upon me, imperial. Can you say the same?
> He walked straight up to a movie poster, with a female character showcased on it ,then he yelled at pt about society. Then left in a fit of rage.
>Sir he's been banned from the network but he's still posting!
>My god... How has he done it?
>this is not the time for fear... that comes later
NOT THE TENDIE WENCH
STOP
>Sir he's been posting Coom in a blue board
>my god, this guys out of our league call in the suits