/trek/

Don't be racist.

What's "planning" involve? Revealing my identity to you and others on social media? No! No, thank you!

>Stein

But I LIKE racism.
Makes much better sense of the world than what you people have going on in your empty noggins.

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Establish a time and location for starters. If we continue this conversation across multiple threads maybe other anons will be willing to make travel plans.
If ten people say they'll go, expect three to show up so plan accordingly. Might be best to plan it when there's a convention.

friendly space ket bump

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>implying these threads aren't the same three Floridians who all play Magic: The Gathering together in some shithole like Sarasota

I really hate Ira Behr

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Are you racist if you'd gladly fuck a Vulcan and a Bajoran but not a Klingon or Ferengi? Like, you don't hate Klingons or Ferengi you just aren't attracted to them, would never date one, and don't even want them to touch you? I think it's fair to have personal preferences as long as you never go out of your way to disparage a Klingon or Ferengi. I like Andorians too so it isn't about skin color or facial features.

Yeah but maybe anons would actually be willing to meet each other

Do you guys think there was ever a time when Jean luc Picard ever abused his power as captain to sodomize someone?

Well I do now.

Haha I can't imagine it really but tell me more and maybe I will be able to?

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"See me in my ready room."
Words every ensign fears.

If I ever got outed as a /trek/ poster I would not be able to live with the abject shame. I would have to kill myself. So, no thank you.

What if we agree to put our phones in a bucket so no one can take pictures?

There are some hot Klingon women. As long as they're not too violent in bed I'd still bang one. Ferengi is pushing it though I don't think I could.

No.

MORN!

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What if we wore blindfolds and promised not to peek?

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What if we all attended remotely and used an anonymous image board to facilitate the meetup?

So are we racist against Ferengi? I'd date a K'ehleyr but that's not most Klingons.

That sounds gay.

What if we all hired proxies to act on our behalf?

I enjoy Discovery ama

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Can you explain how and why Saru's sister showed up at the battle at the end of season 2?

It hurts to look at. They should have gone the other direction and done the TOS sets but with more realistic colors and more primitive controls to get the required difference.

Of course not. Sexual predilection and racism are not mutually exclusive. As long as you treat everyone fairly and justly then you're not racist. You don't have to want to fuck them too.

All those bullshit glaring neon light stripes.
It´s literally eye-raping of Trek.

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He sent a 'I'm going away forever now' message to her using that device he left on his planet and somehow she ended up in space I guess and knew how to fly a ship because they clearly don't know what to do with Saru or his race's storyline.

Do you retards ever get tired of bitching about how shitty STD is?

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You mean "hired" or gave a hobo five bucks to pretend to be VF?

As long as you morons keep posting that dreck, NEVER.

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Picard calls Wesley to the ready room. Data is present.
>Wesley you have violated the prime directive for the last time, it's time for some hard discipline.
Picard undoes his starfleet uniform as Wesley begins to cry.
>NO STOP YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
Picard now fully nude reveals an erect 13 inch penis as he begins to walk up to Wesley.
Wesley runs for the door but is blocked by Data.
>Mr. Data restrain him.
Data grabs hold of Wesley and brings him to the floor.
Picard rips Wesley's pants off and begins raping him in the ass.

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Oh great, it's time for spam.

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Yes, that's racist.

h-hot

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You know Star Trek is for queers right?

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Okay cool, because I really fucking hate the way Klingons smell

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and it´s OK.

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I would watch Picard if they cast Sam Rockwell.

Galaxy Quest is such a great movie

Yeah we know, that's why there's a ton of queers in this general.

We really are in the Bell Riots stage of Star Trek, aren't we? You know what happens next
>World War III ends with a nuclear holocaust resulting in the deaths of some six hundred million Humans. Earth begins its long journey towards recovery.
Does it truly seem unlikely at this point?

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That never made much sense to me.

>It's super important to the future of the Earth that the US underwent social reforms in the 2020s
>40 years later it was leveled in a nuclear war

>women don't react to me in that manner
imagine being this self-defeatist
maybe she likes that you're different, bro

>Kirk dramatic pauses
>Spock eyebrow raise
>McCoy goes bug-eyed
>Picard tugs uniform
>Riker mounts chair
>Data head nods
>Geordi smiles
>Worf smolders
>Troi concerned
>Crusher comforting
Any more like this?

600 million isn't that much.

Just because six hundred million people die in nuclear holocaust doesn't detract from the lessons humanity learned along the way.

Odo is a dirty liar anyway. He's had at least two women lusting after his dick shaped good and yet he turned them both down. Typical incel behavior.

>about to pop the new girlfriend's trek cherry with some TNG dick
aw yeah boys

The figure doesn't seem too out of place. WW2 killed about 3% of the world's population. If we assume that WW3 kills 6% of a world population that's about 10 billion, then you get 600 million.

Make sure to lure her in with incredible episodes like The Inner Light or Measure of a Man, seeing as they're such perfect examples of what the series is.

It's polite to not mention ex-lovers around women and it isn't being incel to rebuke thirsty thots, it's giga levels of chad.

have fun on the holodeck

bro she's real

>Watching Discovery
>Holodeck in TOS era.

REEEEEEE.

>Janeway genocides

Literally never happened, Fox shill

Shut the fuck up retard

>The Inner Light
Yeah
>Measure of a Man
If you have to watch a Trek legal episode, watch The Drumhead, it's the only good one

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I'm gonna show her something from season 4 or 5

Overzealous ENT fans are really secretly Stationfags who want to insult Voyager

Currently friends with benefits with Sonequa Martin-Green.
She shaves her pussy.

What did Picard mean by this?

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>Sisko giggles before exploding in anger
>Paris says yes, ma'am
>Pan flute plays as Chakotay says Akoocheemoya
>Porthos eats cheese
>Shran calls someone a pink skin

Nobody wants to read that.

>not troi comforting

Her delicately sitting down next to someone on a couch is fucking top tier, especially if she engages an arm along the back of the couch and behind the person shes talking to. Eye contact is of course a must.

Archer and Picard's reasoning is the same. You have to let nature take its course. If you go into the wild saving every prey from its predator, then prey will overpopulate and predators will die out which will destroy the environment. Star Trek, at its core, is about humanity existing in harmony with the environment.

Measure of a man gets better if she knows the characters somewhat, so she understands the riker v Picard stress. Dont let it be the first one.

Drum head is too on the nose for todays audience to be as incredible as it was

And that's why they have weather control grids on (at least) Earth and Risa, and matter replicators everywhere, because it's important to let nature take its course.

Strawman argument.

Nobody actually pays attention to what's on tv on a date night

The Federation as an entity is the least natural organization to ever exist. Never do you see gazelle and zebras and elephants form an alliance against lions.

>you have a house with a ac unit and a fridge full of food, so why NOT go save all the deer from all the wolves?

You dumb

>implying humanity doesn't make efforts to prevent extinctions just because you're too lazy to do it

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spezz ket

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>I have air conditioning, so what's the big deal with genocide?

I watch Trek when I'm depressed
Is Trek a depression food?

Strawman standing onto of the shoulders of strawmen. The point of the prey/predator argument is that nature does in fact have a general sort of balance and that playing puppeteers to the natural world usually results on massive catasphrory. No, we dont generally try to stop extinctions except where theres a huge financial reason to do so, such as pandas or orangutans. We do by and large let nature run its course. Dont make me post that poor fucking penguin going off towards the mountains

>genocide is fine so long as they're inferior lifeforms
Based

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Jews are becoming like a bunch of racist Cardies.
Disgusting.

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The physiology of the cat lady has always bothered me. She should have 6-8 boobs like a real cat. But that's not sexy.

We curate the shit out of nature. We have endangered species lists, we track prey populations and issue hunting licenses based on them, we do prescribed burns, we have animal sanctuaries...

Apparently, his species is really smart if they are not being culled by another species to keep them docile? The season finale of S2 was bad.

wheres the genocide in this example? are you referring to the natural predator/prey balance that exists at virtually all levels of life "genocide"?

>Cardies
>bad

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Those are actions to balance out the effects of humanity's impact on our natural environment. For the actual mechanics of nature, uninfluenced by humans, it's generally wiser to just let it happen.

fuck animals lol

I'm a woke DS9 Chad but even I can't find any enjoyment in Star Trek: Discovery (DSC).

It isnt genocide when the lions eat all the fucking gazelle. And besides that, that's not even the reasoning of the PD. Its that if you interfere than you become obligated to maintain some semblance of order. ESPECIALLY if the race in question realizes you're fucking space alien. Are you going to return and save them everytime war rises up? Arbitrarily decide whose the oppressors and whose the victims? What about a famine or flood? Are you not morally now responsible to help them through that as well? Is it moral to let them all fucking starve KNOWINGS you're out there and could save them? It's like the entire fucking point of the show you fucking retards.

Jews are 100% bad guys but the Cardies were a literal and figurative grey species who occasionally engaged in genocide (just...like the Jews).

I was talking about the incidents in Star Trek, particularly "Homeward" (the one where Worf's brother Nikolai is the only one with any sort of moral compass).

>uninfluenced by humans
And so you agree we are outside of nature. So why are other humanoids Picard watches go extinct before his eyes any different?

>humanoid lifeforms are like gazelle

It isnt genocide when the lions eat all the fucking gazelle. Jews are 100% bad guys but the Cardies were a literal and figurative grey species who occasionally engaged in genocide (just...like the Jews). Those are actions to balance out the effects of humanity's impact on our natural environment.

Read
You become responsible for sentient creatures that you save on a planetary level. Animals dont realize that they're being managed the way a race on the gerge of planetary annihilation or genocide would

Is Star Trek online good? I just am out of content and am desperate to try anything.

Thank god Picard was lucky enough to have been born in the Federation so he can sit in his comfy chair and drink his tea while he watches from his view screen entire planets going extinct (while in universe, even other warp capable species have made efforts to preserve endangered humanoid life - even so simple as an Injun tribe)

You become responsible for sentient creatures that you save on a planetary level. It's like the entire fucking point of the show you fucking retards.

Outside of nature? No. In fact, it's because we our slaves to nature that we have to take the actions. These actions are specifically to maintain the form of natural environment that we exist in because without this environment we will die. If we killed all life on Earth, the planet would still exist and after time it would shift into a new ecosystem. But we shouldn't do that because we'll perish.

Because nature is cruel and you cannot become a benevolent God without it being a fulltime job.

star BAD

Its that if you interfere than you become obligated to maintain some semblance of order. ESPECIALLY if the race in question realizes you're fucking space alien. Are you going to return and save them everytime war rises up? Thank god Picard was lucky enough to have been born in the Federation so he can sit in his comfy chair and drink his tea while he watches from his view screen entire planets going extinct (while in universe, even other warp capable species have made efforts to preserve endangered humanoid life - even so simple as an Injun tribe)

Why do I find Saru's sister so hawt?

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>ignores the entirety of the post.

And yes, in terms of the prey/predator analogy of tinkering with nature, gazelles are the undeveloped peoples.

who do you think committed genocide in that episode, the radiation storm? are you retarded or something?

If you're ever dying and in need of being saved, I'll let you die in case you turn out to be a murderer or an incel
I don't want that on my hands

No. In fact, it's because we our slaves to nature that we have to take the actions. These actions are specifically to maintain the form of natural environment that we exist in because without this environment we will die. Because nature is cruel and you cannot become a benevolent God without it being a fulltime job. Is Star Trek online good? I just am out of content and am desperate to try anything.

Communist faggot

Who do you think committed genocide in that episode, the radiation storm? are you retarded or something? And yes, in terms of the prey/predator analogy of tinkering with nature, gazelles are the undeveloped peoples.

>Picard comes across a planet that's about to be wiped out
>Someone suggests he preserve members of their race
>They have room on board
>If he did that, he'd be a fulltime god
>Instead he just watches it like it's TV
Based

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>if I ignore all moral or reason based discussion and just green text the plot without any depth I win.

Engage in the point or get fucked by a ferengi you cunt. Maybe try to actually point out what's wrong with the PD

Engage in the point or get fucked by a ferengi you cunt. Maybe try to actually point out what's wrong with the PD. If we killed all life on Earth, the planet would still exist and after time it would shift into a new ecosystem. But we shouldn't do that because we'll perish.

Well I would certainly start seeking you out everytime I needed help. It's probably the same as having galactic magic men saving the entire race of a planet with tech you couldnt possibly fathom and that could solve literally all problems foreseeable into the future

why are you doing this

And so you agree we are outside of nature. So why are other humanoids Picard watches go extinct before his eyes any different? Well I would certainly start seeking you out everytime I needed help. It's probably the same as having galactic magic men saving the entire race of a planet with tech you couldnt possibly fathom and that could solve literally all problems foreseeable into the future

Based schizo poster

>species on a planet going to die
>"wew let's save them because we're awesome"
>everybody is saving races that should have died out
>suddenly you've got all of these primitive civilizations that are having to be integrated into the galactic community, taking decades at a time
>erodes your society through endless social and military conflict, waves of unsustainable immigration, diseases you didn't account for, you've created all sorts of imperialistic warp capable civilizations, Federation shares its tech too freely and then they're taken down by the countless war-like cultures they've enabled
Genius

I like to think that the Q actually are humans from the very distant future, and "Homeward" is one of the best arguments for it.

N0W TREK IN THE BAD STAR!!!

Animals dont realize that they're being managed the way a race on the gerge of planetary annihilation or genocide would. For the actual mechanics of nature, uninfluenced by humans, it's generally wiser to just let it happen.

Why's everyone have such a hard on for this major pussy?

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just a reminder that sending aid to places like africa as well as brain draining them is actually extremely immoral and people only opt for it so they can pat themselves on the back and LARP as a good person despite causing more harm than good

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Why is this "person" having an autistic right wing meltdown

What about a famine or flood? Are you not morally now responsible to help them through that as well? Is it moral to let them all fucking starve KNOWINGS you're out there and could save them? Why's everyone have such a hard on for this major pussy?

Best to worst captains
>Sisko
>Kirk
>Janeway
>Picard
>Jellico
>Lorca (mirror)
>Pike
>Archer
>Georgiou (prime)

>Why is this "person" having an autistic right wing meltdown

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this is highly amusing

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just a reminder that sending aid to places like africa as well as brain draining them is actually extremely immoral and people only opt for it so they can pat themselves on the back and LARP as a good person despite causing more harm than good. N0W TREK IN THE BAD STAR!!! Why is this "person" having an autistic right wing meltdown

>Janeway higher than Piccard
Nice bait.

I assume the commie losing the argument is the one reposting all the arguments against him

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a-are you ok user?

Apparently, his species is really smart if they are not being culled by another species to keep them docile? The season finale of S2 was bad. Strawman standing onto of the shoulders of strawmen. The point of the prey/predator argument is that nature does in fact have a general sort of balance and that playing puppeteers to the natural world usually results on massive catasphrory.

you could always prove the statement wrong if you disagree with it, I mean, you do base your beliefs on some sort of logic right?

Personal favoritism aside, is sisko or Picard the objectively better captain?

Not including the films

>Personal favoritism aside, is sisko or Picard the objectively better captain?

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Ahem
Fuck you

Captain America is the best captain

Personal favoritism aside, is sisko or Picard the objectively better captain? You could always prove the statement wrong if you disagree with it, I mean, you do base your beliefs on some sort of logic right?

Sisko. Picard is idealistic. Sisko is flexible and capable of anything necessary to get the job done.

I would say Sisko is objectively better because he had a larger role in saving the entire quadrant.

Finally watched the DS9 documentary. I wanted stories from the fucking show not the writers striking themselves. So glad I stole it.

I'm liberal so I choose the black guy by association.

This surely counts as spam right? Can we get a model in here?

Fuck you

Ironically, the quadrant was saved by Section 31 giving the Federation the opportunity to be magnanimous with the Dominion. So really their plan works either way, because Founder genocide would've also brought an end to the war.

>waaaa someone copy pasted my retarded rants

How do you think an all female cast would work on Trek? I made this crew by pulling female commanders from the various series. How do you think they'd do in universe?

Captain: Captain Janeway
First officer: Jadzia Dax
Science officer: Seven of Nine
Security officer: Tasha Yar
Chief Engineer: B'Elanna Torres
Doctor: Doctor Crusher

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Pretty much desu. Spamming bad

Janeway and dax would be at each other like cats and dogs lmao

Well then stop typing essays about gazelles in a Star Trek thread and user will stop copy pasting them

>Computer, scan thread for redditors.
>One redditor identified.

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>he admitted hes a retard right winger

Fucking kek

remember that time data lost to mark twain

Doctors
>EMH
>Bashir
>McCoy
>Phlox
>Pulaski
>Culber
>Beverly

Engineers
>O'Brien
>Scotty
>Reno
>Tucker
>Geordi
>Torres

Science officers
>Data (honorary)
>Spock
>Seven (honorary)
>T'Pol
>Stamets
>Burnham
>Dax

>dont engage on debate about the prime directive in a star trek thread because some retarded will go apeshit about being wrong

N-no

They get lost on the other side of the Galaxy and Tasha dies early on. Crusher leaves after the first season and is replaced by Pulaski before returning in season 3. B'Elanna gets pregnant and can't perform her duties while while Seven turns into a voracious lesbite because of the lack of male interaction, targeting Janeway with her Borg lust. Dax dies in season 6 and is replaced by a mousy psyche student.

>implying I care about what you idiots were talking about and wasn't just annoyed by your boring walls of text about animals or whatever

Maybe have Saavik as first officer and Ezri Dax as therapist. You kinda need the first officer to offset the captain.

Also, the ship is called the USS Valkyrie

Come on, USS Sappho, really go for it

You're still completely wrong about the pd. And it's funny that you only quit spamming when I brought up mods. Unironically checkmate

First officers
>Spock
>Kira
>Riker
>Chakotay
>Saru
>T'Pol

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wasn't even the person you were talking to dumb faggot lmao

We don't have any name or tripfags here anymore. How would we identify whos a friend or foe?

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friend watch trek
place he see BIG ship go in STAR
we awatch the show and loeve

oh shit

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We should all just fuck and talk about Nazi animals

TOS is pablum for oatmeal brains.

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makes sense actually, they're mostly drug addicts and minimum security facilities are already on the way to being rehab/mental health facilities some places. just need to change the justice system so it's not a permanent mark

sulayban?

Not unlikely. Especially since a lot of people think they want it to happen. Right up until they look like Cochrane at 30.

Who is your favorite Star Trek related youtuber? I like Junkball myself.

youtube.com/watch?v=WieDDOt8rPQ

>hes still mad

borg shipyards, with spooky capital ships that each possess more hp than my entire fleet rolling off the assembly line

XD I LOVE YOUTUBERS!!

>Prime directive bad!

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star trek

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k3wl
stay safe bro

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THERE ARE FOUR GAS STREET LAMPS FROM THE 19TH CENTURY

Eh, I don't think it's really discrimination to just not find someone sexually attractive.

It is if you do it by race rather than individual.

>As long as they're not too violent in bed I'd still bang one.
I've got bad news user

I just don't find Klingons attractive in general. There are one or two I don't mind, just like there are one or two Vulcans and Bajorans I'm not attracted to, I was just wondering if it means anything if broadly speaking you aren't interested in Klingons.

I mean its a fair argument that Picard makes in one of the TNG episodes where they debate it that they shouldn't presume that helping every random primitive species is going to end well, what if one of those species basically ends up as the new Borg in terms of threat to the rest of the galaxy? They can't just presume that they control everything like gods and that any action they take will work out.

youtube.com/watch?v=FLHH-mE94Pk

>Oh no I'm worried I might be a racist and a terrible person because i'm not sexually attracted to a made up race of people with plastic ridges glued to their heads!

Please be joking.

kino 6w6
they aren't exactly like Earth felid desu
kinda like how we aren't like mus anymore

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This guy lol

I'm just a curious person

What qualities are you using to measure how good of a captain someone is? I'm not trying to give you a cop-out answer, but at the same time it's hard to say because they're both very different captains in very different situations: Picard to had to handle a greater diversity of political and diplomatic crises, while Sisko had to navigate a consistently tense situation between the Cardassians and Bajor, and later the Dominion. Sisko seems to be more authoritative, which makes him more suited to military confrontations: he seems to have seen a good deal of combat in his past, while Picard seems more deliberative (unless we're talking about movie Picard). I think Picard is definitely closer to the Starfleet ideal of a captain, but Sisko also seems to be better at making do with whatever's available to him and not much else.

Akoocheemoya
Count to four
Akoocheemoya
Ancestors further than before
Akoocheemoya
If you can see
Akoocheemoya
Let your spirit free

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I don't really see that, I mean people can find others attractive/unattractive in terms of looks even within their own specific race, and it's not inherently negative to just not find someone attractive sexually.

Hell, the word 'discrimination' itself more or less just means the 'unjust' or 'prejudiced' treatment of others because of their race/sex/whatever, not wanting to fuck someone isn't really unjust, and since prejudice is 'a preconceived opinion not based on reason or actual experience' it doesn't really fit as that either, since it's basically just biologically based whether you find someone physically attractive or not.

when did you find out that you were a homosexual?

>I don't really see that, I mean people can find others attractive/unattractive in terms of looks even within their own specific race, and it's not inherently negative to just not find someone attractive sexually.
The statement did not give room for individuals, it was a blanket statement about a race i.e. racist. It can also go the other way, if you are only attracted to a specific race, let's say you only like asians, that's also racist. It's a behavior or opinion formed on a basis of racial profiling.

Are you racist if you don't want to fuck Klingons but want to fuck Vulcans?

It's not racist to have never been attracted to a Klingon, but it's racist to on principle not be attracted Klingons.

Making ghettos instead of dealing with health issues and income disparity does not make sense unless the goal is sweeping away problems until they're bigger problems. It's the equivalent of cleaning your room by shoving everything under your bed. Makes a politician look good and makes his base feel better for a little while. But it doesn't make sense. Well adjusted people in a healthy environment with needs met rarely say, "I'm bored, let's try crack and stab a bitch."

I actually saw AUTOMOBILES

so fucking hot

I would be attracted to the Rihanna of Klingons I suppose but not the Kanye or Nicki Manaj

Acceptable and Federation approved.

Maybe it's better if we don't have a meetup.

yeah but who wouldn’t want to fuck a klingon i mean seriously
i’d be a mix of extremely rough sex and a mix of femdom and male domination combined

You'll get beatup

>all the bratty cadets aboard the valiant died and jake published a scalding piece dabbing all over their non-existing tombs

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>us social reforms
>lead to nuclear war
>eugenics
>make humanity great again
>practically rule a fifth of the galaxy
That's why they were so important.

>remember a comfy star trek episode
>want to rewatch it
>look up episode
>it's just a small subplot in an episode with some lame sci-fi problem of the week or something involving tedious klingon politics

>something involving tedious klingon politics
Or worse: Bajoran religion.
Or even worse than that: anything with the Kazon.

I mean it's hard to say that against the alien races in Trek since they more or less DO exist as racial stereotypes and are basically always the same or at least similar due to their races specific stereotype/gimmick, and the ones who are more nuanced are an anomaly.

Most aliens you see are the normalfags of their species

The Kazon were pretty shitty antagonists. They had an opportunity to make them basically mad max raiders in space but instead fucked it up and just turned them into low rent Klingons.

Which trek aliens have best pusy?

i’d fuck an andorian for science also

The final redpill is realizing that humans are the most attractive aliens in Star Trek. Their women are the finest and their men are incomparable lovers which have sown the seeds of Earth in the womb of every other star system.

Bajorans surely.

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Tholians bro. Are you man enough to handle some crystalline hermaphroditic pussy?

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>hermaphroditic
You telling, they got futas and shit in trek now?

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Do we ever actually see Miles and Julian inside one of their holosuite programs?

What are you implying

Yeah, their James Bond program shows up once or twice.

We only saw the sticky aftermath.

Computer, create a gf with feminine penis

“unable to comply intensifies”

Yes user, would you like it to be created from the Bashirfaggot template?

Computer I'm getting real sick of your shit

Why did Quark have so much trouble getting nudes of Kira? Millimeter wave can do it today, and surely he could've just stuck a tiny scanner in the doorway.

Computer, I'm no Barclay
Yes just don't tell anyone

“unable to understand why you’re such a little bitch user”

I'd go to an actual Meetup or convention and maybe throw out a line to anyone here who might be there. I've been here a week and already doubt a dedicated event would be a good idea.

this is the most offensive bait I've ever seen on any thread or board on this site ever

>I've been here a week

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NEEDS MORE OVERKILLL

THERE ISN'T ENOUGH OVERKILL

WHEN WILL STAR TREK BLOW UP A DEATH STAR?????

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Yes. In this thread. And I've seen that about four times. I'm open to notes.

I'm teetotal but I'd love to get Basrhifag drunk for... reasons.

the description ends at the start of the rape
you're doing it wrong user

go make five more videos about it AntiTrekker

give it a week i’m sure “she” will show “her” asshole to get banned

implying ANYONE has EVER talked about this show outside the internet

I'm pretty sure Bee and Vee trade nudes in private.

Has BF shown lewds?
I was banned for a while, what did I miss?

What's the point of posting about star trek if you have never seen star trek?

She posted her tits in the discord

if i recall several month ago a fuck load on nudes were posted with “her” being the culprit

Share under spoiler brahs.
I refuse to use a zoomer program like discord.

Post them

Never happened, at least not publicly.

Way to get my hopes up, ass.

When you think about it, Bashirfaggot being such an attention whore is pretty sad.
I'd never want one of my daughters sharing nudes online, trying to get some validation from strangers whilst also being a tripfag.

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But there are no nudes. Compared to most women online, her selfies are downright wholesome.

VF posted her ass on Yea Forums

pics or it never happened

why do I feel like trek and star wars are just outdated ip's the no one ever bothered topping because the market as been so shit and sticking to already popular ip's is "easy and safe" while really it's just lazy

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*blocks your path*

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I've noticed a lot of newfriends on Yea Forums recently. How did you find your way to our little neck of the woods?

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How do I cross post to another board so I don't get banned?

That character is the living embodiment of Yea Forums. All I could think of every time he spoke was "yep, that's Yea Forums alright."

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dareisay the original incel

Okay, when's the meatup

hey guys, i'm NOT this bashirfaggot person but aren't they cute lol. seriously not them btw.

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WHAT DID I MISS
I WAS GONE FOR A MINUTE

Y'know, under a pound of makeup she aint bad.

Post her asshole

what the FUCK was her problem?

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I was aware of this neck. Or so I thought. I've been on and off in Chan forests for about 15 yrs. I just usually stick to other boards. Usually /pol/ or /trash/ to shit post lately. But one can only drain their adrenal glands and genitals so much. I hilariously thought this would be a comfy vacation spot about a thing I've always liked. But now I feel invested and don't want to give up on the chance to connect with other fans on my preferred platform. How long have you been at this?

Your formatting is pretty bad.
Split up your paragraphs so that I don't have to move my eyes horizontally to read.

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If you could see Ezra Miller's ass creampied by any ST race which race would you choose?

Have you stooped so low CBS?

Nice. I'll get right on that so kids can REEEE about my "Reddit spacing."

Spacing is the real Kobayashi Maru, bud.

>reddit spacing
Are you fucking retarded?
Do you see reddit spacing in my post with sentences on separate lines?

>whatever edition
youtube.com/watch?v=EHfx9LXzxpw

>Hedoesn'ttypelikethis.

Wall of texting is a crime.

makee a new thred

Thank you for being a part of the comedy team. I Lal'd.

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sarcsm is mean and not nise

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I love you guys.
I really do. When I'm lonely, I go on trek and just have fun with my friends. Just wanted to say that.

I'm the nice new poster. I thought we were doing a bit. I choose to believe that.

thankyoulegitposter

No one here gets irony.

I had to say it and thank you.

I think everyone here assumes irony. It's earnest conversation that's hard. But it's possible I'm too old to appreciate more than two levels of meta sardonic humor all day. My back hurts a lot, so that's possible.

>asking what's best for the species or for nature or for my principles
>instead of asking what amuses me the most
You will never be Q with your puny little attitudes.

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Hmmm...kind of reminds me of something...something happening right now in the west.

>the borg weren't a threat to the entire quadrant
Romulan Ale is illegal you know.

It's funny because so much of that other post works both ways. But being Q means never saying you're sorry for the smallpox.

It's time to rewatch Voyager

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>Endgame
>Good

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Doubt I'll meet any fellow /trek/ posters from Belgium or NL here.

I did that too. Then i stopped watching as much Trek.. Does that mean I'm less depressed?