So this is playing at the theater I work at, but holy fucking shit I've never seen people like this before. All these ugly, sweaty, disgusting people who all wear the same shirts and are either overweight or doing meth. I had 3 people freak out on me because we ran out of posters to give away.
Are Rob Zombie fans the juggalos of film fandom?
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Yes.
Rob Zombie doesn't have a creative bone in his body.
I think rob zombies sucks. Whenever I hear one of his hot topic tier songs he robs me of 4 minutes I'll never get back.
So how's the movie? is it good?
Zombie lifts every idea he has from the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and "remixes" them. He's like the Puff Daddy of flicks. And he does it in such a stale way that you get no thrill from it. There's no heart. He just plain fucking sucks.
What do you think? Seriously.
you must live a really comfy middle class existence privileged FUCK
I just saw it and yeah OP is right. Everyone in the theater including me cause I just got off work and knew the audience were at best disheveled. The guy next to me was like 6ft2 400, and had a large coke, candy, popcorn, and pretzel bites
I liked it a lot. It had a nice mix of violence and humor. I wanna fuck Baby still
Is it better than Rejects?
>Roger Ebert's site gave it 4 stars
he must be rolling in his fucking grave.
It must bad since it's coming out on Blu-Ray this October.
The first act was better than Rejects, the second act (once it got going) was slightly worse.
It's honestly weird to compare it to Rejects just because this movie's second act is more of a grindhouse film
rolling
When does this movie even come out?
Impressive. Regardless, House of 1000 Corpses is kino and you can't ever take that away. Parts of Devil's Rejects are also kino.
That's sad.
I still have no idea why some people insist on defending Zombie's Halloween, saying it was decent or even above average. It was horse shit.
>Movie opens touching on how people sometimes begin emphasizing with horrible people murderers
>By the end you empathize with Baby
Fucking kino. Bold as fuck by Zombie desu
>First half is classic Rejects home invasion shit that was 10/10
>Second half is cooky Mexico adventures and cartel murder
It was better than halloween 3-6
White Zombie was a one-hit wonder band for me. So when I heard about a 'House of 1000 Corpses'; I was like "sure, why not".
....but of course they tried to push that uber-edge so far, they had to use wonky camera work to 'mask' the actual gore they were trying to show for their movie so it'll be more palpable for the audience.....now looking at YT clips, I'm kind of embarassed for myself to actual think it was a good horror movie, when it just played as a bad music video.
The Devils Rejects was boring, kinda of bait n' switchy with no Dr. Satan (which was the highly of the first movie, not saying a lot).
...now this?.....why bother?
>Zombie does White Man/Black Woman and Black Man/White Woman couples in the same scene
The scene where this chick is fully naked getting chased by baby made my rock hard. Zombie really gave her huge bouncing tits the time they needed
No. It really, really wasn't.
Homages are apparently ripoffs now?
The dude loves Misfits, it's fucking obvious
movie sucked ass. Interracial pozzed BS, too much baby being crazy. Not even hot latina titties and sherry's feet could save this pile from stinking up the theater
So they literally die and then escape Hell? Please ruin the film for me.
Hell turns out to be Mexico
My theater was only 45% full and they already ran out of posters when I came in
Rob needs to stop putting his shitty annoying untalented wife in everything he does, and the quality of his output would skyrocket.
So....they didn't die and they escaped to Mexico? I asked for the movie to be ruined, user.
>It was better than halloween 3-6
It's only better than 6, and that isn't saying anything at all.
Nailed it
The minute he stops doing that is when they'll divorce and they will divorce. Based Rob is just keeping the beast happy.
>All 3 of them get shot 20 times each, survive 1 in a million odds
>Clown gets executed
>Otis gets broken out by his brother. During this they kill Danny Trejo
>They kidnap the Prison Warden's family and force him to break out Baby (Warden has black wife, his black friend has white wife, some people might be mad)
>Baby is going actually fucking crazy in solitude, not helped by getting fucked up by the butch guards
>Warden breaks baby out, they finish torturing and killing the family, go on the run
>End up at a hotel, Baby has an existential crisis and murders a dude
>They go to Mexico
>Guy reckognizes them and calls Trejo's brother who is a cartel leader
>The family gets drunk and fucks whores
>Ends with the cartel coming and a big firefight, they lose and are set to be executed by the midget Baby befriended helps turn the tables
>They kill the cartel and escape
It was only first 50
His only film I liked was Lords of Salem, because it was really chill. 31 was kind of entertaining because it had a Hispanic, midget nazi.
I won't ruin it but don't give 31 director Zombie any benefit of the doubt for thinking a way to address this. Just pine for the days of DR Zombie before he hit the creative wall.
Rob zombie is too obsessed with his hellbilly aesthetic, Lords of Salem is his best movie and it has the least of the hellbilly stuff.
Sounds crappy. Why do directors feel the need to undermine their previous works? One of the only things The Devil's Rejects had going for it is that they fucking died at the end.
>Baby has an existential crisis and murders a dude
Please share more, that's the most interesting tell of the tale.
How tf does this talentless hack keep getting funding? Everything he makes is literal redneck garbage. He has never even been close to making a semi decent flick.
She gets depressed and asks Otis what the point of it all is. They talk and eventually she admits she misses the rest of the family and it feels empty without them. Otis convinces her they can still keep raising hell so she gets bored and goes for a soda when really she wanted to gank someone
where? this movie?
sid haig was the only reason to watch this movie, jesus fucking christ why did they need to ruin it like this.
Hes not doing too well, he'll die soon
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>Sid took a nasty spill early last week and went to the ER to make sure everything was ok. It was, but they kept him for a bit for observation. Late last Thursday night he vomited in his sleep. Because he was asleep, the vomit went into his lungs (aspiration). Fortunately, since they were monitoring him, the alarm went off and they were able to get the vomit out and an air tube with suction in. They suctioned his lungs for a couple days and everything came out so they were able to remove the air tube/suction. He’s been breathing well for several days now but they still have to monitor for infection to be safe, since the bacteria in the human gut can set up an infection in the lungs when this happens, and are giving him IV antibiotics to protect him.”
>“His colour is great (nice and pink), and his vitals are excellent, so while he’s not allowed to eat or drink fully just yet, they’ve started letting him have a tiny bit of juice and water,” Suzie’s update continued. “He kept asking me to just give him the full cup of juice and got quite cranky when I said I couldn’t yet, so that’s a HUGE improvement. Sid being hungry and thirsty + Sid being cranky and fight-y = Sid getting BETTER.
Ebert himself gave Devil's Rejects 3 stars.