You know what breaks the harry potter movies, PERIOD?

the fact that non of the magic using people expose the magic society. what every single one of them can keep a secret? non even showed magic to their muggle friends? are we to believe that no one showed proof of magic to muggles?

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Harry’s aunt and uncle know

You're right, they almost certainly do. And probably quite often. It's just that other muggles don't believe them when they say they saw magic being used. It's like people saying they were abducted by aliens. Everyone just assumes they are crazy.

man i wish i could fuck a 9yo hermione right now, we can hope in the future we can have holodecks, all i want is to fuck a tight 9yo pussy while she is cosplaying as hermione

also sneed

It only breaks the movies. If you knew how to fucking read you'd know that when a minor or criminal etc uses magic in front of muggles the ministry of magic wipes the memory of witnesses with a simple spell. Really not that big a deal in this universe

but what about taking videos of the ministry itself haha

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CCTV has existed since WW2, the fact that there isn't videos of wizards indicate they know how to wipe tapes

bruh

No, you know what really breaks the Harry Potter movies? The fact that Hogwarts is the only location of any significance in the entire fucking magical world.

>Series about kids at boarding school
>durr why it spend so much time at school?

(((Gryffindor)))
Wake up sheeple!!!! It's a Mudblood conspiracy!!! Tom Riddle did nothing wrong!

Hogwarts is getting invaded by Mudbloods, some day pure blooded wizards will be the minority

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>Series later becomes about a dark wizard bent on the termination of non-wizards and killing everyone who stands in his way
>Still goes out of the way to divert the vast majority of his forces, and personally attend the raid on, a fucking boarding school

Some kind of magic that sounds an alert or notifies if they utter it.

This
Whenever muggles witness extreme magic the Ministry sends Obliviators to take of it. It's like the flashy memory messer upper thing from Men in Black.

>Series later becomes about a dark wizard bent on the termination of non-wizards and killing everyone who stands in his way (while the main characters are still in school)
Wow.

Draco did nothing wrong, he just wanted to keep Hogwarts, pure blooded and aryan, without inferior mudbloods and half breed mongrels like Harry Potter

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(((Gryffindor))) is the House of the cuckolds, mudbloods and half-breeds, they want to destroy the wizard race.

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Houses by race:

Slytherin: Nazis
Gryffindor: Jews
Ravenclaw: Asians
Hufflepuffs: Cuckolds

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the fact they can't figure out national form of currency, rubber ducks, and not to shit themselves where they stand indicates they don't know how to do anything

Letting werewolves into the castle so they can infect people and spoil their pure blood seems like a poor way to achieve that goal

I'm pretty sure if your goal is to influence and control people and your entire society goes to the same school from age 10 onward, that school would be a pretty important place for your plans.

you know what breaks the harry potter movies, PERIOD? The fact that it is the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King

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>That one where the defense of the dark arts teacher attacks Harry
Oh wait that's all of them

Anyone have the shitting where they stand image?

>muh pureblood supremacy
>balding already
What did he mean by this

Literally none of the main characters are there

Somebody post the webms or the links to him wishing people happy birthday on cameo. He is extremely JUSTed

The only time they weren't there was when he'd already taken control of it

based
redpilled

That why the have a whole association to mind-wipe the muggles who see magic and shit. And then the ones who slip through the cracks are just raving lunatics.

Am I the only one who didnt find her or still doesnt find her that attractive? She has basic features and she is just a filthy mudblood

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why?

Did Snape attack him in 6?

Cons
you can't fucking touch them

There was the prison and bank. They have enough of a world for an economy and judicial system.

>all go to the same school(s)
>small community, every knows each other
>ministry tracks you down & memory erases any muggles