Being a Reifag in 2019

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holy fucking based

Evangelion was not a good show.

>be foreigner with a name nobody is about to be able to pronounce
>adopt a local name

But it was

yep im thinking this is fpbp

Based and /ss/pilled.

the part that confused me the most is Langley....the least German sounding supposedly German name ever

Anyone who doesn’t choose Misato is a beta cuck just like Shinji.

Have you noticed its ALWAYS chip on shoulder asukafags that start shit slinging? Misato and Reifags don’t do this.

>nips are ignorant about anything outside their little archipelago
Who knew

Shinji is best girl get fucked

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the only other girl who comes close is Maya the nice and stable girl who works in the bridge.

This thread is fucking over already, you've already said best choice.

Misato is for sloppy but passionate drunk sex
Asuka is for rough hate fucking during a foul mood
Rei is the onahole you use when you can't be bothered

I want to hold hands with her so bad bros

Langley is her father's name. He's American. Her mother was Japanese-German, her surname was Zeppelin-Soryu.

/ss/pbp

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then why emphasis her german heritage if shes barely german at all seems pretty needless

>ahem

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user, you are wrong :0

based opinion

do homosexuals even have any other choice?

Misato is for passionate but angst filled sex is which you have to listen to her insecurities after, just ask kaji. misato is still best girl though id listen to her tragic backstory any day over rei and asuka who cant put the normal human beibg filter on like Masato can.

>Americans and Yea Forumscels think personality gets defined by who screams the loudest
Just admit you're a 40 year old wizard who jerks of to 14 year olds.

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he should have got more screentime

She was raised in Germany

Basically this

seething paki detected

>soulless alien with no personality
>naggy bitch that constantly shit tests you
>mommy beer floozy roommate that just wants to drink and fuck
the answer should be obvious

Yes, Class Rep

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>N-No u

fair enough i suppose it makes sense from an in-universe perspective but her name is still retarded though

>being a Evafag in 2019
I serioulsy hope you don't do this

seething paki confirmed

>N-N-No u

keep on raging about america achmed

>N-N-No uuuuu

your brown tears are delicious

BASED

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He has my birthday so he's the obvious winner.

No one cares you autist.
>knowing this much about anime girls
This guy has a body pillow of his waifu

>This guy has a body pillow of his waifu
100% based.

stupid tripfag

When has this ever happened

>tripfag
I love it when the newfags expose themselves

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Pretty much

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stupid tripfag.

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Would you stay in the tang, Yea Forums?

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>everyone experiences a happy memory of someone they love before they willingly become one with instrumentality
>the one athiest/nihilist experiences pure unadultrated terror as an army of clone reys drag his soul away unwillingly
what did they mean by this

God is love and without Him you are alone

>Why yes, I am a Marifag myself, how could you tell?

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>he

>God
You mean ancient alien precursors, right?

Based.

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my autistic waifu>your childish fake german bitch

Rei had to overwhelm him to break his AT field.

Rei is love

>rebootfags
Zoomers need to be lynched.

wouldnt he be an it if we're being technical

fpbp

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>Asuka doesn't recognize her step sister
lel Anno wrote himself into a corner.
Anno said Kaworu might be a girl

Fuck off tripfag nigger

God no, the idea terrifies me.

how would kawaru be a female or male if hes an angel?

he could've possibly been female but that scene definitely had homoerotic undertones anyways and shinji wasn't necessarily aware of him being female

>it's another Yea Forums argues over what 14 year old is sexy thread.
Leave the kids alone, pedoweebs

asuka is a complete bitch

Only fags do that, real niggas like Misato.

>everyone in the thread agrees the hard drinking buxom late 20s woman is the best
do you even know how to read user

That show gave me a massive latex fetish honestly.

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>called plug suits
naughty anno knew exactly what he was doing

The only choices are between Rei and Asuka
Misato is out of everyone's league so she doesn't count

I had been speculating on this but there really does seem to be a generational divide in regards to attitudes towards Eva. Boomers think it's great, while zoomers raised on newer shows like Neptunia and SnK think it's cliche and shit. Not to mention that I heard the Netflix translation was shit too... Can anyone pitch in on this?

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Even Asuka's mom knew she couldn't compete with Mari

for me, it's qt tomboy Maya in a kittycat plugsuit

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Goddess

i always thought the bath tub was supposed to mean she tried or was contemplating suicide in the old school roman way - slicing the wrists and bleeding out in the nice hot water

Is she from the shitty fanfic series?

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shes one of the bridge crew along with the long haired guitar dude and the nerd with a crush on Misako. dont know where the cat suit comes from.

Dunno about the translation but Netflix got rid of Fly Me to the Moon so it can kiss my fucking ass.
As for generational divide, I dunno. The only generalization that seems to hold for Eva is that if you've never felt like blowing your own brains out then you probably won't like it, or will hate Shinji so much that you can't finish it.

>Ichigo kino thread deleted
yikes. Luckily teh rei fag pedo general is protected.

mmmmmmm, that left hamstring

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>SNK fans think NGE is cliche

SNK is for people with the emotional depth and maturity of a park bench. It's grotesquely simple and unchallenging.

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if y ouve seen the original the Netflix sub isn't the worst thing in the world. they omitted the line shinji says when he cooms, and some of the wording is literal rarely

>SNK is for people with the emotional depth and maturity of a park bench
Meh it got better in the later parts, it starts off as a generic shonen but got better.

doesnt he say im the lowest of the low instead? sounds awful

Asuka > all

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What's he say in the og?

I'm so fucked up.

zoomer here. I don't watch much anime, or know much about anime accessibility in the west/early '00s. But my guess is that the more mature an anime was at that time, the harder it was to market it, the harder it was to get companies in the west interesting in distributing it. Eva was/is a merchandise juggernaut despite its themes and made it over to the west no problem, so it left a big impression on weebs as a remarkable "adult" show.
There is so much "deep" crap trying to get your attention today on Netflix and television and wherever the fuck. zoomers feel like they've seen it all with movies trying to mess with your head. There's a cartoon on Netflix about an alcoholic horse that I'm sure they've all seen and enjoyed because it's "so deep and real, man".
that's just my bullshit guess. Eva was one of the few '2deep4u' anime to get real attention outside of Japan and even if that sort of stuff was available it wasn't anywhere as accessible worldwide. Totally different story 20 years later with getting your off-beat cartoon noticed.

a long silence followed by "im so fucked up" its equal parts hilarious and pathetic at the same time.

I agree. Mari is aesthetic as fuck and she has a fun psycho vibe you know she's wild in the sack

>Ichigo kino thread deleted
yikes. Luckily teh rei fag pedo general is protected 2x.

who?

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SOURCE

i mean not that i doubt the accuracy of your assessment so this isnt a dig on you my man but holy fuck zoomers are retarded

>adult men arguing over which cartoon child is more attractive

I know anime is for degenerates but the Rei vs. Asuka debate is pure autism. Neither of them exist.

youtu.be/2srenxkYGbE

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The debate on everything else has been exhausted. There's no point arguing over wether the religious symbolism had any meaning or not, interpretations on the ending, plot holes and ambiguities in the plot, that's all been talked to death. the only debate that exists now is who is best girl

>tfw finished watching the show for th3 first time yesterday
fuck me for living under a rock

I've never seen Yea Forums get so animated as when you are discussing this show.
People are writing huge essay-tier posts

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Well of course zoomers gonna zoom and keep on spewing their objectively wrong tastes and opinion

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Rei = you have a child's mind
Misato = you have a teenager's mind
Asuka = you have an adult's mind

It happens on every board too. Even Yea Forums gets its panties in a twist about Eva.

asuka only exists for japs to cuck whites with.

biggest baitpost in a thread full of bait

>1/4 german
>1/4 japanese
>1/2 american
she is neither white nor japanese she is mystery meat

La creatura

el atrocidad de japona...

>OMG I FUCKING LOVE ANIME SO MUCH

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>Rebuild is a reboot
You're going to eat your own words next year.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Langley,_Virginia

>Satan trips
La goblina peliroja...

How do I get this exact thing so I can have sex with it? Doesn't look uncanny enough to deter me.

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What level are you?
Me:
>Misato is Adam's pilot
>Angels are the good guys
>Lance of Longinus = FAR
>Rebuild Shinji has a core

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do you live in an area where grooming dolls are illegal?

This is simply fucking retarded. If you want to limit the best girl contest between rei and asuka, then rei objectively wins by virtue of the fact that asuka has no fucking arc whatsoever. She never improves and never overcomes her retarded mental damage. Rei does. She grows and overcomes significantly harder mental barriers than asuka does. And rei would objectively be a more loving and considerate wife. Asuka would cheat and would become devastated at The Wall, probably trying to kill your children in the process

But asuka acted like a petulant brat the entire time. Shes an obnoxious cunt.

Kaworu achieved CHIM

I don’t see why so many people think Rei is “soulless”
She’s clearly developing her own individual emotions and feelings for Shinji until she gets blown up
And even then the clone rebels against Gendo because she wants Shinji to be happy
And the Rebuilds do her even worse, she definitely has feelings for Shinji and then she gets absorbed and replaced again
I just want her to get a happy ending for once bros, is that too much to ask

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>grooming dolls
?

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Based and Reipilled

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guess you werent here for all the reeeeing over underage sex dolls being banned.

only amerifats think Rei is soulless and prefer Asuka

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>the axis won WWII
>UN still exists and has evolved to hsve its own army
how

>What level are you?

NERV cloned Kaworu as a girl would be best girl

Quarter Japanese

>>the axis won WWII
>>UN still exists and has evolved to hsve its own army
>how

The UN as founded after WWII. Why can't it be founded by the Axis and the remaining losers?

Yeah, that one is a bit dumb.

true but i feel as if the axis wouldve put down the league of nations considering how much hitler despised it

Yui is an antagonist. wasnt it pretty clear she triggered the 2nd impact?

Third Impact, Second Impact was SEELE's doing.
But yeah.

Most sois I've met hate on anime super hard, they think hating it makes them less losers even though they're usually into equally losery shit like star wars and nintendo crap.

She exists so Japs can cuck Americans and Krauts. Anno threw in the 1/4th jap so that it's not totally pig disgusting racemixu.

I want both of them to suck on my nob at the same time, particularly while wearing their plug suits. Why choose one or the other?

Looking at this reminded me of how hard it was to pick which girl was best the first time I watched the show. Both strong competitors, but I think I’ll go with rei with asuka colors

what the fuck are you talking about

based

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thank you!

Spoken by a true masochist.

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No it isn't, and yes it does make sense. You just know inference skills, user.

Japanese prefer Japanese characters in their media. Haafus are barely tolerated in their society. They needed a foreign character that was exotic but "wasn't too foreign", so quarter jap it is because it's less than half jap.

>Ichigo kino thread deleted
yikes. Luckily teh rei fag pedo general is protected 3x.

fucking moot, get out of 4chins or your overlord will whip you for crime thinking

they are allowed to see the truth, and said truth is pure terror

>implying 4.0
>ever
top lel

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*BEEP BEEP*

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I just finished watching End of Evangelion what the fuck happened

>being an anime waifu fag ever

>think it's cliche and shit.
one reason, from eva toward nowadays said clicles flourish and oversatured the market, so either shows became entirely dependant from it to shows that tried to become the next eva and yes, said cliches existed way before (the tennis shoujo anime was the antecessor to middle/high school settings and sport shonen) but due eva enourmous success that said clicles became popular too

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>the greatgrand mother of the modern tsundere archetype
>adult mind

He's right you know

>that blatand GCI
>another trailer
luck with that user

>retake is canon
you lost me with that one

>she wants Shinji to be happy
for their own will or for shinji's mother (aka original rei) imprint?

except asuka bullies everyone pretty odd definition of cuck you have there

> Implying boomers, rather than genx, watched this show

when is the 4th movie coming out

>rei
Pussy
>asuka
Based realist, no one wants a doll
>misato
Hurdur Im scared to choose
>ritsuko
Contrarian fucks
>Hikari
Big brain time

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Based on how bad 3.33 was hopefully never.

This netflix boom is really showing how casual modern day anime fans are.

yes, and?

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>being an Asukafag at any point in time
Holy shit I can't imagine having taste this bad.

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>no one wants a doll
>chooses Asuka
Did you completely miss her entire character?
She was a doll, a puppet on strings who had no thoughts or aim in life outside of the Evangelion.
Meanwhile, Rei was the one that stole the reins of destiny from Gendo's grip, choosing to place them in the hands of someone with an ounce of compassion.
Even after she died and Rei III was pulled out of the tanks, she was still striving for individuality.

June of next year.

Seething reifag

so this is how she comes...

based misatoanon is based

C O P E
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Rei II (aka the Rei from 99% of the series and the one everyone gushes over) was Gendo's personal onahole until the very end, and Rei III just wanted to be Shinji's. Asuka individuality in instrumentality when she goes off on Shinji, and was the 2nd person to choose to live for herself and escape instrumentality.

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>Shinji is God-Emperor of all mankind
It shall take 36,000 years but his vengeance shall cleanse the galaxy

Try pulling your head out of your ass and watch it again.

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You try watching it instead of wanking over your meme picture

>I posted a chart of someone else's (biased) opinion so Im right

Coped and seethpilled

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I don't think Rei is "soulless", but Reifags certainly seem to ascribe too much personality to her. Like your image here. It shows Rei with body language that the character would NEVER actually take on. Lots of Rei art tends to portray her as cute/shy like this, but I don't think people who view her this way actually understand the character. Rei has no sexuality, no shame (she doesn't care when she has to stand naked in front of Gendo or others), and no interests beyond a very subtly implied interest in physics. All of this is because her soul is the soul of Lilith, an eldritch god-like being. Rei isn't just antisocial; she's uncomfortable existing in an unnatural human body. Her ending in EoE IS her happy ending. She gets to become the immortal, omniscient being she was supposed to be.
All of this should obviously disqualify her for waifu status, since she deals with far less human experiences than Asuka or Misato, and could never reasonably be expected to be happy as a human, but Reifags just ignore this stuff because she's superficially cute and they like her. But what makes them the absolute worst is that they spam pseudointellectual nonsense like this:
and dismantling lies is a lot more difficult than telling them.

TL;DR: Rei is basically the ultimate pleb filter.

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Nikka is actually pretty good

Her mom is half Japanese and all we know about her dad is that he is American. I think he must also be Japanese considering his last name

Best girl and best ship.

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Her dad's last name is Langley, Soryu is from her mom.

shinji IS anno's self insert

Patrician's choice

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>Retake is canon
I wish, man

Thank you OP. I was looking for this image earlier. Have another Asuka in return.

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user... OP's image is like the first one that comes up when you google Asuka Langley.

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>1995+24
>being an Evafag

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Ok zoomer

>not being an evafag
Cringing pretty hard rn desu

>Absolute terror field = autism

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>Ichigo kino thread deleted
yikes. Luckily teh rei fag pedo general is protected 4x.

You will regret your words and deeds come 2020

is this the first end of series surprise lesbian?

I have done the calculations and this post is indeed based

Upon peer review I have found that it is also REDpilled

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It's literally canon