>Harley Quinn narrates the movie and frequently breaks the fourth wall.
>Harley decides to become a good person after being dumped by the Joker.
>Black Mask is a sadistic mobster who is obsessed with art and implied to be gay.
>Victor Zsasz is a serial killer and Black Mask’s main enforcer. Black Mask flirts with him a lot.
>Cassandra Cain is a motormouth street kid who works for Black Mask to support her family.
>Black Mask tries to retrieve a valuable diamond, but things go wrong and Cass ends up swallowing it in order to later sell it to get her family out of the streets.
>Black Mask begins chasing Cass to cut the diamond out of her stomach, and Cass runs into Harley, who decides to protect her.
>Huntress infiltrated Black Mask’s organization to kill him to avenge her family, and begins searching for Cass to use her to get close to him.
>Black Canary is a retired vigilante turned nightclub singer who gets back into action to save Cass. She has the Canary Cry.
>Renee Montoya is a lesbian detective investigating Black Mask and finds out the diamond is actually a data drive with something Black Mask desperately wants, and presumes it to be criminal information.
>Eventually, Harley, Huntress, Black Canary and Montoya team up to protect Cass and together they defeat Black Mask and Zsasz.
>Movie ends with the revelation that the diamond contains Black Mask’s stolen dick pics.
>R-rated Tarantino-esque balls-to-the-walls action comedy.
>Not very faithful to the comics. Different origins, different personalities, different character dynamics, no costumes.
>Batman has been missing for a few years.
>Joker is Jared Leto’s version, created through a combination of stand-ins, sound-alikes and archive footage from SUICIDE SQUAD.
>Black Mask only wears a domino mask, never gets scarred.
>Test-audiences reportedly liked it very much, especially the villains, but WB executives are iffy and not very confident on the product they have.
BIRDS OF PREY Test-Screening Leaks
Please can someone take DC out behind the cowshed and gently put a boltgun through its brain
>Tarantinoesque
Is it also Lynchian?
honestly it's for the best if it fails, harley quinn's acttress is about to hit the wall
Is it true /ourguy/ based Riley wrote in the dick pic plot?
It sounds very different and unique amongst other comic book films. I’m looking forward to it now. Also isn’t the John Wick guy reshooting the action scenes for it?
Doubt but I heard it's quite Lovecraftian
This isn’t good. DC has a golden opportunity to take out Disney in phase 4. One flop ruins that opportunity.
meh
>take DC out behind the cowshed and gently put a boltgun through its brain
I'm afraid not but I am totally willing to beat it to death with a rusty shovel in front of it's wife and kids.
>Black Mask only wears a domino mask, never gets scarred.
ruined
WB's kinda at the point where they do whatever and see what sticks, with this, joker and wonder woman coming out. I'm sure if this does well they'll do another harley movie and whatother solos they could do. I doubt if Joker does well they'll do another oneoff with some other villain but who knows now
>Joker is Jared Leto’s version, created through a combination of stand-ins, sound-alikes and archive footage from SUICIDE SQUAD.
this is embarassing
That doesn't solve the problem which has to do with WB
>no costumes
yikes
>>Batman has been missing for a few years
oh nonononoononononononoonoono
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
>>Movie ends with the revelation that the diamond contains Black Mask’s stolen dick pics
Bravo DC.
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So it’s a movie where a bunch of women physically assault a gay couple.
Cass has nothing to do with Cass. She is pretty much Sin living in Gotham instead of SE Asia where Canary found her.
Fuck this trash.
Where in the movie does Harley lie about her age to get acting jobs
>R-rated Tarantino-esque balls-to-the-walls action comedy.
Reminder that DC shit is typically manufactured to appeal to juggalos whose most expensive garments come from Hot Topic
>No Costumes
>Black Mask not wearing a Black skull Mask
What the fuck is even the point of making it a DC movie then
Is there any sadism or femdom or is it a girl's idea of an action movie?
WORLDSTAR! WORLDSTAR!
>gay Black Mask
>lesbian Detective
>stolen dick pics
Bravo DC so tolerant!
But is it Ligottiesque?
Based Riley crashing this movie with no survivors
I won’t be watching it because Margot won’t be wearing a slutty outfit.
>Also isn’t the John Wick guy reshooting the action scenes for it?
Just the last one.
>Test-audiences reportedly liked it very much, especially the villains, but WB executives are iffy and not very confident on the product they have.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WB I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU RUIN ANOTHER MOVIE WITH MEDDLING AND WACKY FUN (("STUDIO CUTS")) I WILL STUFF A BUGS BUNNY DOLL SO FAR UP A KITTENS ASS IT'LL BE A FUCKING BUNNY
HOLY SHIT
>4th wall breaks
>Movie still has serious moments
Post animated Harley was the biggest mistake ever made.
>Black Canary is a nigger
yeah I don't care
Kek
>Movie ends with the revelation that the diamond contains Black Mask’s stolen dick pics
Okay now THIS is epic
this is fucking terrible
>WB executives are iffy and not very confident on the product they have
yet another Suicide League clusterfuck
>>No Costumes
Margot Robbie had only one job
Sounds like a whole lotta lesbian and gay stuff going on. Is the implication that LG lifestyle is mentally insane?
