Movies where the protagonist is too deeply ingrained in an underground culture and it’s leaked into his personal and...

>called my mother a roastie
>found all my women hating screencaps
>made her cry

>she will never tease you about your little carrot thing
jdimsa

>kept messaging my (now ex-)gf with the ironic npc :^) face
>'haha why do your smileys have a nose'

>not being able to lead a double life
Goddamn learn to lie a little.

>carrot

>Being yourself outside Mongolian basketweaving forum
C'mon now

Apparently it's actually called a caret symbol. Huh I never knew that

>Apparently it's actually called a caret symbol.

No, this is a caret: ^

What's up with that little carrot thing you posted? Haha

Happens to the best of hs

"It's how people used to quote things back when email first came out. You wouldn't understand."

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based

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Tbf is that wrong?

There's no way this is real

i thought that was the merchant smiley

>internet forum
Kys

>Imitate reaction images as a form of reply to someone speaking to me

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[Haha react]

have sex

If you green text outside Yea Forums I am CRINGING at you right now

you banging this girl OP?

Post a body shot, the lads on Yea Forums wanna see what kind of puss you can pull

fukn cringe my nigga, like the first thing was enoough, you kept explaining and shes just humoring you now to not appear like a cunt

What you wanted me to tell her it’s a Mongolian handwahsing board? Or tell her it’s Yea Forums and have her think about all the implications of that?

who tits now

Small Brain: Caret
Big Brain: Right Arrow
Awakening Brain: Meme Arrow
Galaxy Brain: Little Carrot Thing

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She likes you op. I have a feeling you'll mess it up tho.

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She’s from tinder so I’m about to, and I’m black so go ahead and guess

IF I HAD SAID THIS EXACT SAME THING I PROBABLY WOULD'VE BEEN GHOSTED.
IT'S NOT FAIR, THIS FAGGOT IS DEFINITELY 6+ FEET TALL.

What are the implications of 4channel?
Also yeah tell her you browse a Vietnamese underwater basket weaving forum

>meme arrows anywhere outside of 4channel.org
Holy yikes that's some weapons grade cringe

>I’m black

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Greentexting outside of Yea Forums is the ultimate ascendence

>greentexting on a resume

There’s lots of us amongst you user

>I'm black

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>amongst
>a mong

Based. Is she black, hispanic, what?

If you're tall, handsome, and charming enough, you can text her meme arrows, you can send her Pepes, you can explain the difference between Pedobear, Spurdo, and Gondola while everyone else is dancing in the club, you can do whatever you want.

>Why yes, I do use Yea Forums memes in casual conversation. How did you know?

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Tbf, give him some slack, he told you he is black

nobody cares just post a pic of her.

"i'm about to" doesn't mean shit until you're actually IN.

based

Slack uses greentexting syntax so I unironically use it all the time

Come on now user, don’t make me say it

Say it

based black british user

She's asian

fat?

>called my lil sis a cunny again

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Post pic

Yeah but if you're tall, handsome and charming you wouldn't know anything about that stuff in the first place

I’m sorry

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Wrong. I am a male model, not shitposting.

>went on a rant about women, society and niggers, on the phone with my mom, again
I try and keep it bottled down, but when my mom calls me 4 times a day, and whatever problem I have, from failed classes, botched surgeries and whatever else, she literally says “if you had sex you wouldn’t be like this”, some days I just can’t take it anymore. At least I have a low enough self-worth at this point to self-deprecate myself, so she thinks I’m just being depressive again, instead of genuine... Honestly, right now, I don’t even know what I believe. Some days I think that being happy and optimistic is kinda like being oblivious to reality; as if you’re drugged. Do I hate women? Do I hate men? Do I hate myself? What do I want? What am I studying physics for, even? I know I’m a bad person, I have no delusions about that. Honestly, in an ideal reality I’d just Andrew Ryan it and go create some city/country, close it off from the rest of the world and be content.

When I go to bed I dream of that “perfect woman”. I don’t really put any specific features on her, just... generally pretty. And she’s interesting. And she likes me. And I’m not this angry, or hateful, or... such a “bad”, in general terms, person. But I know that’ll never happen. I am who and what I am. I suppose there’s a certain victory in accepting that.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>his mom literally tells him to have sex
kek

>thanks
>you too

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How big’s your dick?

looks jewish

Pathetic

Post body then

>'haha why do your smileys have a nose'
because they are the best

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>Star of David on left foot

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>>ironic npc :^) face
how fucking new are you

8in
Redhead actually, I wish I got my hands on some khazar milkers but Jewish parents realllyy dislike blacks, I’ve had more Asian girls (3.5) than Jewish (1 but not really )

She looks like she _____ black guys

Let out a big "it's the fucking jews again" at work the other day. Everybody went quiet

Tbf I was pretty angry and it really was the jews fault

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Wasn’t me but here, really not even that /fit/ desu, it doesn’t matter as much as you’d think

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>3.5

Was one in a wheelchair?

And doxxing yourself is achieving godhood

She was only half Asian, other half was Dominican

>only half Asian
>other half was Dominican
Dios mio...

post cock haha for a joke lol

Same i cut my hair now for a year and when my friends tell me why I say I'm not giving the barber jew any of my money.
I try to just say barber but jew fitted perfectly and it just happens too quickly

it's fun picking up women talking about how nolan is a hack and how frogs represent chaos

Fuckin mutt fucked my friends when we broke up

this whole thread is a larp

Are y'all old enough to remember back when playing video games was something you had to keep secret or you got black listed? Then when online came around you somehow were a creep if you played online. Then all the sudden Halo dropped and suddenly everyone was online playing video games. Or when Yea Forums was thought of some terrorist porn dungeon so you had to pretend to never ever go there? Honestly the internet changed so much when normal people started to get on it. Remember when livestream was the only way to stream stuff and you had to go separate websites to see different streamers and it felt like a little community. Now twitch has thousands of people streaming and no one knows each other unless you pay them to know you.

>that time I first learned that word and wrote it as a response to some boomer parents posting a picture of their daughters online

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Like pottery

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Both my parents. Ever since I was 15.
>hate feet so I used to get pretty angry when I lived with them and they’d be barefoot, so I urged them to wear socks
>”geez user, what are you gonna tell a woman if you fuck her? to keep her shoes on?”
>they both laugh at me
>this has been going on since I was 12
>mom has been making me rub her feet, every single day, since I was 8
Now they just tell me to “have sex”.
>s’okay if they’ve had other partners user, it’s not their fault you’re slow
>there’s no problem if the woman has had more partners than the man
At this point I don’t even want to have sex; I’m too scared and turned off from the whole deal. Honestly, if they died, I wouldn’t even get sad. I don’t hate them or anything, they’ve always more or less helped me. But I just can’t connect in that way. My cat died a month back and didn’t care. My grandma’s dying and I just weaseled my way out of going to her funeral. All I want is to be alone.
>tfw turning into Daniel Plainview
I honestly never planned this...

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OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Nah

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literally me.
I'm a cop

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I do it too. If a girl likes you enough she’ll want to get to know your humor and be funny around you. Also it helps dating not retard Stacie’s.

user post black hand with timestamp so we know its not a larp

wtf am i looking at

a tranny discord

Gimme a min I’m on a game of LoL

Oh shit, nigger, what are you doing?

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How is this justified as being a conversation? How the fuck does a conversation continue by saying
>Haha
>nice
Is taking like that actually fun for women

Shitty parenting really does a ton of damage. It's like 90% of people around here had families that fucked up their development.

>he told her about our secret macedonian bratwurst-frying club
Fucking fag

>playing LoL
No need. This is proof enough.

I sometimes shout 'fucking nigger' in my house randomly and my mom don't understand why

It's okay my mom is single and raised me on my own, she won't do shit if I call her a nigger or whore, which I have also done.

Literal incel

Serial Experiments Lain

i miss having sex

>Providence, RI

makes sense

#
STOP FUCKING MY FUCKING GODDAMN GINGER YOU FUCKING NIGGER FUCK! I swear to God, I’ll work my way up the ladder, and bomb the shit out of you. I’ll kickstart WW3. I’ll make Nuclear War a reality. You fucking apes. You fucking mongoloids. You creatures of filth. I’ll rise to the sky and burn the Sodom and Gomorrah bellow.

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