Okay, Yea Forums,
One of you is The Thing, the only way to prove you're human is if you get singles!
Okay, Yea Forums
Tyler Morris
Lucas Lee
You're fucking crazy. Someone stop him.
Camden Morgan
This test doesn't prove a thing.
John Gutierrez
I thought you'd say that. We'll do you last.
Robert Brooks
*suspiciously sneaks around*
Sebastian Allen
no problem
Jace Phillips
I'm the thing. Check em'
Connor Thomas
if I were an alien, could I do THIS?
Mason Rivera
I already shit blood anyway
Eli Gonzalez
Leo Brooks
Test
Parker Sanders
what is up fellow anons?
Jordan Gomez
>the state of this thread
I guess nobody is the thing after all
Jordan Young
I'm easily human
Kevin Rodriguez
Load of bullshit.
Isaiah Scott
muh diabeetus
Colton Gutierrez
I'm not a thing, I can prove it. If I was a thing I wouldn't have helpfully reminded everybody how many days there were until Godzilla: King of the Monsters
Liam Rivera
Never seen a thing, never even thought about being the thing.
Joseph Edwards
Does it count if you're descended from humans?
I mean it would count taxonomically
David Wood
I *know* i'm human
Isaiah Reed
Cooper Powell
Hello, fellow humans
Alexander Scott
Came here to post this
Ethan Young
whats up fellers
Nolan Cook
dont check em lol
Alexander Sanchez
good thread
Zachary Brooks
If you gentlemen find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this thread TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
Ryder Powell
uhhhhu
Kevin Perez
This is bullshit Mac
Mason Brooks
Guys I'm not the thing ok?
Thomas Nguyen
what's up, fellow humans?
Justin Young
IF DUBS THIS THREAD WILL EXPLODE IN FIVE MINUTES
Jace Jenkins
Hello humans
Isaac Turner
Human reporting in
Nothing but humans like me here, amirite?
Hudson Murphy
Sneed
Aiden Powell
>uhh woof
Adrian Allen
you know the thing is actually a fictional being right? it doesn't exist in real life.
Luis Hughes
GET HIM ANONS!!!!
Caleb Evans
I'm not the fucking thing
Brayden Jenkins
poz me bro
Jeremiah Peterson
I'm on to you motherfucker
Henry Garcia
Burn it with fire!!
Easton Bennett
AGH! TORCH IT!
Brandon Fisher
Reminder: Child's was the thing in the end. That is how Macready tricked him into drinking kerosene from the moltav cocktail bottle.
Ayden Williams
err guys?
GET THE FUCKING FLAMETHROWER
Levi Morales
I’m a Thing but I self ID as a human, stop harassing me with your privilege.
Connor King
Christian James
BURN IT CHILDS
Jaxson Ramirez
SHUT IT DOWN.
Jayden Torres
Ian Baker
Wait I trust him! Lets just think logically! There arent space monsters in real life guys.
Jace Garcia
Benjamin Thompson
Lincoln Wood
NICE TRY FUCKFACE
Chase Garcia
jesus christ the infection is spreading
William Mitchell
FLAMING PhWOOOSH SOUNDS INTENSIFY!
Christopher Bailey
AFTER HIM BOYS
Ian Thomas
fucking hell
Isaiah Campbell
They're everywhere!
Evan Clark
not me
Angel Howard
You aren't fooling anyone.
Dominic Gomez
YOU BETTER PANIC BITCH
Anthony Jackson
Why yes I definitely am not the thing... how did you know?
Adrian Roberts
Ayden Perez
Fuck!
FUCK!
Cameron Peterson
only brainlets don't realize that macready was the thing in the end
Jack Reyes
Hunter Lewis
I'm alright don't you understand? I'm much better, now you gotta let me come back inside!
Charles Myers
Ryan Parker
*barricades entrances*
Carter Taylor
Asher Stewart
Not fooling me
Lucas Cooper
Totally a human, OP
Julian White
I have nothing to fear, for I am human
Eli Walker
Totally normal human here.
Dylan Sanchez
I-I'm one of you guys
T-trust me
Dominic Reed
Don't mind me.
Andrew Jones
Oh fuggg :DDDDD
Noah Brooks
why didn't the thing just turn into this guy and say he was on his way to the beach?
Anthony Johnson
I'm not the Thing.
Charles Thompson
hello fellow humans
Owen Scott
k
Christopher Torres
Logan Long
that's a freakishly unnatural amount of limbs! GET HIM!!!
Thomas Mitchell
Fuck you, man! I ain't no alien thing
Logan Hill
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH KILL THAT- WHAT EVER IT IS AAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hunter Lee
Lmao what a shitty thread. Even if you did get dubs that doesnt prove anything. It would be an accident.
William Adams
WATCH OUT IT'S GOT AT LEAST TWENTY ARMS!
Tyler Nelson
I think this guy needs another test, something off about him
Brody Jones
Man, would this face lie to you?
Samuel Collins
This isn't The Thing™! It's just Satan.
Joseph Parker
Sure thing. We'll fuck em up bro.
Owen King
You can trust me
Zachary Ortiz
GET OVER HERE GODDAMN IT HOLY SHIT
Jacob Richardson
underrrrraaaaaaiiige
Cooper Garcia
Thing?
Matthew Rogers
Nay.
Hunter Moore
It's not me, Plisken.
Noah Adams
GET A FLAMETHROWER ON HIM, I'LL CALL IT IN
Ryan Edwards
It's the user below me I swear.
Michael Scott
this is stupid
Adam Lopez
>tfw when I got more dubs and trips this thread than I usually get in the dedicated threads
Aiden Perez
They're Norwegians, Mac!
Jaxson Collins
I'm certainly not the thing.
Noah White
Do not fear, fellow humans. We should return to the safety of civilization as soon as possible! Being near as many others as you can is the best thing we can do right now.
Jonathan Wilson
How's the day going, fellow humans?
Jack White
SNEED IT!
Landon Watson
VADE RETRO SATANA
Nathan Powell
Human here, the person below me though looks a bit suspect
Evan Williams
i farted
Daniel Lopez
Jonathan Moore
Whuh happun?
Oliver Brooks
This is bullshit.
Hunter Parker
I am the thing and will kill all of you.
Anthony Miller
Fuck you!
Owen Wright
I’m just a purse, bro.
Asher Green
We can make it bros just follow me
Camden Flores
Niggers are things, we can burn them freely, right?
Ian Lopez
I know you gentlemen went through a lot, but when you find the time I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH
Aaron Parker
Fucking hell, next you'll be telling me roberts a thing, i can't fucking handle this
Thomas Nelson
>Thing threads
peak comfy
Parker Sullivan
Haha! Don't worry, user, of course I'm human.
Zachary Bailey
HELLO FELLOW HUMANS YOU CAN TRUST ME
Nolan King
How's it going my fellow non-alien bipedal friends?
Jayden Lewis
Meow?
Jason Young
Hello fellow homo sapiens!
I too enjoy breathing in oxygen and breathing out carbon dioxide and ingesting organic material don't you?
Dylan Roberts
NOT THE KITTY
Camden Bell
Fucking hell, who let this random cat in? Ok it's in with the other cats now OH FUCK NO
Caleb Morris
I ain't killing no kitty, man. This dubs test doesn't mean anything. How do we know for sure dubs mean it's the Thing? Makes no sense.
Noah King
MEOW
Ethan Young
>disguising yourself as something cute and non-threatening
200 IQ strategy
Aiden Morris
Haha don't be silly, of course I'm human
Michael Wood
Fuck Niggers
Leo Robinson
OH THANK FUCK JENNY IS HUMAN
Parker Davis
Only a thing would say that!
Alexander Perry
*laser gun sounds*
Hunter Bailey
>Child's
kek
Elijah Lopez
Dubs, huh? I'm up to the OH WAIT, SHIT, NO!
Jack Rivera
this looks like it would be really sad
Isaiah Ramirez
>yeah, bark bark
David Ramirez
Do you think you can be a thing and not even realize it?
Charles Thompson
QUACK
Josiah Rivera
No
Logan Lee
im human
Owen Evans
Pure nonsense
Alexander Powell
I swear im not!
Brandon Robinson
...
Matthew Adams
these threads literally never get old
Ryder Sullivan
Ora ora, you things got some nerve slithering onto my turf!
Noah Reyes
Connor Wood
I-it's not me, I swear, uhh it's the post below me
Joshua Thompson
Lincoln Davis
alright, I think we got him
Levi Campbell
I-Im not the thing you are faggot
Mason Russell
Me? A thing? No that's impossible, you see I already have something a little more insidious than a thing under my skin, heh heh.
Michael Walker
Sebastian Price
THINGSLAYER
GET IN HERE
Nolan Davis
Im human you can be certain of it
Jason Wilson
ARGH
Ryder Adams
>Skeleton Things.
NOPE NOPE NOPE
Cameron Ross
No.
Brayden Russell
Thiinger
Henry Richardson
...
Wyatt Flores
shits getting tough in here
Brayden Fisher
FUUUUUUUUCK
Bentley Price
Trust me senpai
Jace Nelson
No things here.
Eli Martin
Would you please untie me now, we're frens
Adrian Perry
I don't feel so good boys
Henry Howard
WHERE'S THE FLAMETHROWER
Aaron Turner
Connor Long
>It Ain't Me starts playing
Kayden Baker
"deh"
Camden Mitchell
No, iirc you are legit dead 100% when the thing gets you, it does use your memories and etc... but its not you at all anymore.
You know you are a Thing because you ARE A THING when you become a THING.
Jackson Martin
No things today
Alexander Wilson
I am the thing
Jordan Thomas
I’m human. Just today I cooked wheat in my bread heating device.
Juan Taylor
I wish there were more thing memes
Logan Robinson
im human
Michael Wilson
Please end me.
Luis Hill
Don't be silly. What you're saying is pure fantasy. Now, put down the flamethrower..and untie me.
Luke Powell
You're full of shit, Mac.
Jason Morris
SOMEONE BLAST IT!
Chase Roberts
Dylan Campbell
Kevin Russell
Whatever, I'm going home
Blake Martinez
BS CHILDS WHERED YOU GO WHEN YOU WONDERED OUT INTO THE SNOW?
KILL HIM KURT
Also, why does the thing constantly try to pass windows off as a thing?
Samuel Rogers
I'm pretty sure I'm human
Jaxon Nguyen
well shid guess its over for me
Dylan Roberts
Child's, Mac says get the flame thrower.
Ryan Harris
I'm safe to be around, trust me.
Colton Bailey
>starts to shudder.
Nolan King
I'm human guys, trust me :^)
Dominic Bennett
Lucas Perez
I'm a human, I swear.
Jonathan Watson
Anthony Williams
*goes full retard and breaks all of the machines*
Adam Edwards
Luis Robinson
is that brittany venti
Luis Thomas
Set incendiary rounds
Camden Roberts
The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my meme, Dr. Pavel here, but only ONE of you
first one to shudders gets to stay on my couch.
Joshua Scott
sorry, I'm just not up to it, guys.
William Nelson
kill it
Nathaniel Morris
OP is crazy, who wants to cuddle with me tonight?
Kayden Lopez
No problem, I never get dubs
Mason Wright
I know I'm humun bean, but blood from one of you things, it's gonna fight.
David Morris
Guys what if things have already taken over humanity and we're all just things larping as humans larping as things larping as anime girls on a remote polar research base bulletin board
Lucas Cooper
it's ok user, I radio'd a chopper that could get us outta here. If we go quick, we might just be able to blow this thing and still make it out alive
Daniel Smith
prove this
*unzips dick*
David Barnes
...
Evan Parker
Test me, see if I care
Luis Powell
g-g-guys the helicopter they sent us is a thing as well!
Angel Foster
God, we're fucked.
Jaxson Gomez
these threads always make me want to rewatch the thing
Hunter Torres
You die now.
Jordan Nguyen
i'm human. check um
Bentley Carter
If I was the thing I'd just turn into a penguin and walk to the ocean.
Isaiah Cruz
Dis ninja da thang
Camden Williams
Mac wants the flamethrower!
Robert Young
Hello fellow human beings
Easton Rodriguez
Or towards a mountain
Ethan Gutierrez
lol def not the thing amirite lads
Isaac Williams
Just finish it, Palmer
Ryder Flores
Nothing to hide here.
Asher Torres
Ya got me
Nicholas Perry
Guys, what's with all the commotion?
Luke Ross
I dubs
Eli Murphy
This is bullshit, we don't know for sure if the Thing can't get digits
Zachary Wilson
That sounds like something the thing WOULD say
Aiden Clark
Not so fast buckaroo
Ryan Gutierrez
It's a bit too early for my yearly rewatch. Needs to get colder and preferably during a snowstorm for me to watch.
Nathan Lee
untie me from this fucking couch
Elijah Sanchez
Damnit user we all agreed that you would be the sub for tonight and I'm not untying you until this bdsm session is over.
Jack Butler
Ayden Cooper
See I'm human
Michael Robinson
That reminds me, what do you guys his fetish was?
Ryder James
I AM HUMAN I SWEAR
Mason Martinez
Hey guys why don't we engage in some post test coitus.
Charles Howard
I'm safe. and that's pretty rad
Mason Phillips
Hey its me, Ron Pearlman. Nothing to see here
Anthony Ross
YO!
Christian Cox
FUCK
Liam Sanders
Yeh gurl.
Michael Allen
*schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
Caleb Miller
Hello fellow humans.
Levi Sanders
Is there thing porn?
Kevin Peterson
>fellow
Jason Ward
Isaiah Martinez
I haven't got repeating digits in years so I'm pretty sure I'm not a Thing
Luis Rodriguez
Mac says get the WHAT!?
Carter Watson
Hey it's me, The Thing
Jayden Lewis
im not thing
Isaac Foster
me yooman? of course me yooman
Parker Murphy
Det der er ingen bikkje! Det er en slags ting!
Parker Brooks
it doesn't prove a thing
Julian Martinez
How do you do, fellow hu-mans?
Bentley Phillips
Carter Green
easy
Jayden Phillips
Jonathan King
Trust me i be a human
Julian Clark
Better stick your hot little probe in me, I’ve got a secret ;) ;)
Jonathan Hernandez
Well if you're a real human bean then you shouldn't have any problem describing that feeling you get when you eat something really cold really fast.
Charles Butler
It feels like bags of sand
Leo Butler
The is cold head
Leo Miller
Jayden Davis
Watch Clark
John White
The mimiced man?
Chase Harris
THINGEDRAW.COM
Joshua Cox
No reason to expect me, just a fellow human
Charles Butler
Ahahah piece of cake!
Ian Hughes
based Ultimate showdown poster, bring back the mems of my time as a kid :(
Noah Edwards
sounds like thing mind tricks to me
Carter Myers
Proof
Oliver Powell
Hello, fellow humans
Gabriel Garcia
haha aliens haha sure none of you are aliens right guys?
Jordan Ward
Hello fellow humans
Kayden Gomez
its not that funny the second time desu
Robert Gutierrez
LET ME IN
Caleb Moore
Totally not me guys
Isaac Davis
There's only one thing to do
Carson Sullivan
Based Joseph, Master Ruseman
Jordan Lewis
The film would've been a lot shorter if the Americans spoke Norwegian, huh?
Elijah Bailey
REKT TREAD
Carter Hall
Wait a minute, a real woman would never make me that offer. The test is defective!
Easton Phillips
monkaS
Jace Torres
Is it safe to post? Did we get them all?
John Nguyen
Childs torch it!
Jason Clark
alright guys I'm feeling a lot better now, can you let me out?
Aaron Watson
uh oh
Isaiah Lopez
hi
Julian Watson
Watch user, and watch him close ya hear me?
Joshua Allen
100% human
Angel Cruz
PROOOOOOOOOO im an earthen elephant, let me in
Carson Harris
Coming through people.
Charles Bell
>Also, why does the thing constantly try to pass windows off as a thing?
Windows was the last person to have the keys to the blood, but he dropped them after he saw Bennings being killed. This caused him to freak out when they discussing who last had the keys, and so he tried to grab and load a shotgun to defend himself. Since then Palmer (the thing) had been heavily implying that Windows couldn't be trusted.
Justin Collins
i knew it
Ryan Barnes
>okay, one of you is the perlman.
>*puts hands under blacklight*
Dominic Ortiz
Glad you guys found them all, now I feel safe. Let's get some rest.
Luke Murphy
Zzzz...
Blake Edwards
okay ill just be over here sharpening my knife
Jaxson Scott
Nobody's the Thing, it's not fucking real