FLONALD FLUMPF

FLONALD FLUMPF
GRONALD DRUMPF
SCHMONALD SCHLUMPF

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>not the first cheeto

He's funnier than any thread you've ever made. Also, Drumpf was not his joke. And it's not even a joke. That's actually his real name.

This but unironically.

Drumpf.

Based

Isn't it his ancestral name? Like his Great Grandfather's or some shit?

Also, why did anyone give a shit?

Colbert really fell from the top when he was on Strangers with Candy

TWO SCOOPS FOR EVERYONE

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HUGE DONALD DRUMPF FANS HERE TONIGHT

>Trump makes fun of a country
>Immediately books a trip to said country in order to “own” the president and prove him wrong

WDHMBT?

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>He's funnier than
He's not. Also Drumpf may be his ancestral name, but most of american europeans changed their name (simplified) because americlaps can't pronounce most of european surnames.

conan is the biggest dumb fuck on TV, going to TBS was the biggest mistake he ever made, and now he’s turned his show into a glorified podcast that gets watched by 50,000 people a night. he literally gets less viewership than trannies on chaturbate. he literally cannot make a correct decision. he should have fucked off to Netflix after he lost the tonight show and done a travel show since his remote segments are the only times he’s funny

TWO

>still seething

lmaoooo

I think what you meant to say was his writers were kind of funny 10 years ago.

>He's funnier than any thread you've ever made.
I don't know man. I made an American Dad thread that went to post limit.

It's unironically fake news. It was claimed in a book called The Trumps (2000) by Gwenda Blair but nobody has been able to find any evidence that it's true.

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Come its funny everynow and then, dont be so bitter bout it

It is depressing that a Sunday-School teaching, married, affluent, well-to-do liberal-minded gentleman was able to be a far more fascinating entertainer, interviewer, and overall genuinely entertaining comedian when he was pretending to be a Republican talk-piece. His desire to remove himself from the 'Colbert Report' fame when switching to late-night hosting essentially neutered him. I cannot watch him longer than several minutes- he sabotages interviews, gives his guests nothing to work with, and seems drier than the Sahara in his delivery and eloquence.

laughing your ass off and calling a retard a retard doesn't equate to you being bitter. Am I bitter when some guy runs down the street and smashes his head into a pole? hardly, I point and laugh though.

Its also racist sweaty so maybe check your privilege

What will he do after 2024

>his entire career is built up around doing nightly shows that pander to emotionally distant nobodies who need someone famous to reaffirm their bias

reminds me of that sci fi writer...

You implying his show is not doing great?

Why do white people hate trump so much? All the minorities i know dont care about him.

>implying he gets relected in 2020

ʾIn shāʾ Allāh

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BAHNAL PRAMF

Virtue signalling; the TV says he's racist and they aren't racist so they have to hate him

Crazy how the people so blindsighted by the last election are perfectly setting themselves up again.

Imagine being a stupid fucking eurofaggot and actually believing this.

>Rent free 2020

no? theres over 7 billion people on earth, im sure that just about anything can be successful.

once in a while? this is literally all he talks about. he's a political activist now, not a comedian. his job is to tell the audience that they shouldn't be happy comey is fired, and convince his audience that mueller wasn't a massive letdown to a conspiracy that he built up for years

blindsided

Are you implying the dems are going to pick another shite candidate?

SCHLOCKWALTZ FLUMSCHT

shut up libshit. bet you went to college.

I havent been watching any news at all recently. Why is /pol/ so riled up these last few days?

>he doesn't realize it's a re-election year and nobody on your side cares as much as CNN does

The jews still exist

>shills spamming /pol/ means /pol/ is riled up

source?

Hey, im just pointing out things others have also noticed, that trump has failed to achieve anything concrete (no flagship promise has been achieved), the whispers of a recession and a disillusioned base might allow him to lose a few states which he had a tenuous grip on to begin with (cant remember which ones) and that all might give the dems a shot, not that it matters much to me. The spectacle is entertaining tho

no reason really. nothing big has happened

maybe the fact that democrats are trying to smear kavanaugh again but nobody really cares because they already failed to do that

he's a prick, a failed human being.
I live my life by christian values not by capitalist values. Trump is a catastrophic failure that has dragged so much of what can be good about america down with him.
Being better than obama is not good enough

What about being better than hildawg?

it's so goofy though, like these white liberals are angry FOR us (mexican-american btw)
pic related for you, and i'm not even pro trump

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>DAMAGA CONTROL

You have to be 18 to post here kid.

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He's not though. Hillary would have been a normal politician who wouldn't do outrageous things like draw on maps with sharpies, post gifs attacking the free press, or eating two scoops of ice cream while giving people he is supposed to be relying on and negotiating with only one. Trump has not even built a tiny fraction of the wall that I didn't even want him to build because it's racist. We just can't go on like this. America is on the brink of civil war.

you sound like a fucking tranny faggot. kill yourself libtard

who the fuck do you think is going to challenge him?

a woman who claimed to be a native american for 50 years for privilege points when she was 100% white?
a man who can't go a single speech without slurring or forgetting where he is?
an old soviet loving socialist who already lost to the woman trump already beat?

Good, balkanism soon and the curse of the us will be over for the rest of the world to get on with their lives. So many things to do with a dumbass hegemon

Their main guy is Biden who was getting BTFO left and right he even BTFO himself. So what do you think?

Harris or biden were the ones id suspect would be the final pick. Not american so i dont know quite how theyre viewed on the ground but I read somewhere its not necessarily them being good candidates, dem voters will turn up to turf out cheeto hitler but also that rep voters (and trump fans from 2016) might stay home due to his lacklustre record

Link?

more and more yards of the wall are built daily, stop watching cnn

>harris
oof

Based Colbert making right wingers seethe

Go back to your discord, tranny

Faggot

Hey, thats what i hear. Warren would get teased relentlessly about pochanhouts (sp) so shes the only other viable woman

lol

>failed human

He’s literally the president of the united states

>intentionally mispronounce the president's name
>become a billionaire overnight
kino

>Trump has not even built a tiny fraction of the wall that I didn't even want him to build because it's racist. We just can't go on like this. America is on the brink of civil war.
Dazzling performance, darling. Simply dazzling

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