Write a plot for a fourth movie

Write a plot for a fourth movie

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>shit happens
>somehow god is involved
>long ass debate
>turns out god was playing some advanced 4d chess

God dies

Instead of atheists getting btfo, its pagans

>After noticing disturbing trends of abuse of adopted children among same sex couples and a rise in transgenderism following same sex marriage, rural preacher Jebediah Sneed goes to Washington to lobby Proposition 1488, a bill that will ban adoption of children by same sex or Jewish parents and outlaw sex change surgeries in America.
>But in Jeb’s way is Rebecca Silverstein and her wife Anne Goldberg with their six adopted Nigerian children.
>Jeb Sneed prays to Jesus for guidance and after receiving divine inspiration and surviving Antifa attacks, he goes before the Surpreme Court and Congress and speaks with light of the Lord.
>Thus moved, Washington upholds, passes and expands Prop 1488. Their opposition is revealed to be demons possessing human bodies and hurtle themselves off a cliff.

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it takes place 50 years in the future in a dystopian world where sharia is enforced everywhere

>Humans build super AI more advanced than all collective human brains
>It boots up with a bunch of spooky red lights
>"God's not Dead"
>Nuclear annihilation over the credits

atheists and religion fags are both on their respective iq minimum

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basically, it's just the Matrix except Keanu is Jesus

>God wants to wipe out half of the universe.
>A team of christians need to fight god and his angels.
>The team needs to collect all 10 commandments stones before god does.

love renegade cut's exploration of this series of movies

>God's Not Dead 4: Resurrection

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kino

how come there is so much catholic kino but all protestant movies are absolute garbage?

i really thought that kevin sorbo shilling gun rights trailer from a few weeks ago was the 4th in this series.
certainly something weakly post apocalyptic/new american civil war

>respawns
>immediately loses the match by flying off the stage

Didn't even know they made a third one. Gotta say, this poster is kind of kino.

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OUR LORD GOD Himself is the main character, thing is, He has amnesia, and it's a "you only live twice" scenario where He's forced to pretend to be a mortal, and He falls in love with a hot agnostic girl, the plot surrounds Him trying to woo her away from the smug athiest boyfriend who wants her to skip church to go to the ricky gervais show (gervais himself is portrayed by jason priestly in a powehouse performance). The movie culminates with God rallying the faithful members of the small town together to throw a christmas-themed bash that perfectly integrates the religious and secular themes of the season to reinvigorate the community with the love for jesus, at the end our main character and the female love interest kiss and the main guy turns back into G*d like princess fiona turning into an ogre at the end of shrek, "the impression that I get" plays as all the cast members dance over the credits.

>Ted McGinley

Based Dr. Cox!

Catholicism: gothic cathedrals, lavish costumes, ancient rituals and forgotten artifacts.

Protestantism: Some boomer in a suit and tie in a small room talking about how his fishing trip last week with how Jesus will appear out of nowhere like the Game Warden come to check your license and count.

>Jesus comes again and this time is for advocating gun rights

It's the least preachy and without cartoonish villains. Boring movie

>Be me
>Be atheist
>Didn't see these saw a trailer
>Assume atheists and their evil agenda are the bad guy, bullying poor poor christianity/christians
>Live in the same country that has historically been minimum 70%-80% religious
>Literally the opposite, christians crying foul when anyone steps outside their divine bounds, requiring people to be shackled to their belief
How's my aim?

Prop 88
>Means heil hitler

Fuck yes, would watch.
Tony Stark being eyed for the role of jesus

>gothic cathedrals, lavish costumes, ancient rituals and forgotten artifacts
Ah yes, those things Jesus loved the most.

>t. seething Baptist

Not a baptist but this is the sort of thing that shows catholics are less Christian than they think they are.
Aside from the cults of Mary and saints and all that pagan stuff.

God's not Dead 4: Tokyo Drift

You described Catholicism as LARPing gay shit. Especially with costumes, and artifacts. What? People just want to hear about Jesus for an hour. Not pretend they are on a faggy quest. Go play WoW, or something as equally disappointing.

Sequel titles

God (remains) Dead
God’s (not) Dead: Because He Was Never Real

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kino

>Pr*testant movies

*laughs in Catholic*

the stuff that prots hate about catholicism are among the absolute oldest, basest christian practices. the solemn mass, the hagiography, the invocation of Mary and the saints, the iconography and relics: these are among the oldest traditions in christendom. Everything prots believe was decided in a church basement in 1964

Yes, it's old. And Roman. You won't find any of that in the bible, except Jesus telling his disciples to part bread and drink wine in his memory.

But clearly that isn't fancy enough for the Roman Catholic.

>Based Dr. Cox!
thats John C. McGinly retard, Ted McGinley is the neighbor from Married with Children

Jesus Christ comes back and fucks shit up

*muslims

Steve or Jefferson?

>jesus comes back
>christians all over the world come to him to worship him
>he suddenly utters "bismillahirrahmanirrahim"

It's American Christianity. More evil than either of your kiddy fucking cults.

>A christian fanatic plans to shoot up a mosque
>the movie will frame his state of mind, and trace his steps from buying the guns and armor to choosing and casing the mosque to planning his route
>mosque shooting is gruesome as fuck
>everything's framed as if the christian is the good guy and the muslims deserve it
hire me pureflix you fucking faggots

>>mosque shooting is gruesome as fuck
>>everything's framed as if the christian is the good guy and the muslims deserve it
Mosque shooting is shown in gory detail in first person. Later we see it was Jesus himself carrying it out

Jefferson

title:
>God's not Dead 4: The Modern Crusade

Glad to see you were banned from Yea Forums, faggot.

Kill yourself.

GOD awakes! His majestic PENIS is fully erect. Do you realize how big it is? How big it can get? I doubt you do! Now, my only question is, is GOD'S PENIS circumcised or not?

>father has two sons
>set up that it's the first meeting they've had in years
>younger son just got back from military service
>older son has been estranged
>it's around Christmas time
>it begins with them all meeting over dinner. father leads in prayer, younger son joins in, older son just kinda rolls his eyes, but doesn't say anything
>father keeps trying to get his sons involved in activities in his church
>younger son does it, older son doesn't
>father asks older son to give it a shot
>shenanigans happen that somehow pan out to older son hiding in a confessional
>ends up confessing why he lost his faith, having to take care of his sick and dying mother in her final years
>reveals he prayed every day, but she died anyways
>ends up going home, feeling better since he got that weight off his chest
>younger brother gets into a car accident, it's unknown if he'll ever wake up
>father and older brother visit him every day
>father asks older brother to pray for him
>older brother asks father how he can still believe after all the shit that happened to them
>father just tells him that's what faith is
>older son leaves
>later that night, father walks in on older son sitting alone and praying
>younger son pulls through, just after Christmas
>ends on a family dinner, father leads in prayer, younger son joins in, older son respectfully does as well

>american Christianity

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I've seen enough dragon ball to know that flying doesn't count as a ring out, only if you touch ground outside of the ring.

that image is on smash bros nigga

Jesus was, he was a Rabi after all before becoming a tinfoil hat wearing heretic.
God doesn't need a covenant with anyone, his foreskin comprises the multiple branes of string theory.

I only have room in my life for one embarrassing manchild indulgence.

thank you for your service

But Hollywood is LARPing gay shit.

Absolutley based

ok, brother, you've got my manly tear.
I'll find church funding for it and shoot it, if you don't mind.

That documentary about making sushi, the sort of asshurt it triggered is not normal.

>Conservative white christian is browsing Yea Forums, spearding the word of the lord
>Evil fedora redditors tells him that god isn't real
>Seeking guidance, our hero drives out to the country and consults with a wise shop owner
>Using his new knowledge the hero convinces the redditors that god is real
>They all burn their Rick & Morty merchandise in a bonfire and then and agree only to use Christian websites like Yea Forums

No need, just wait for next election when the democrats win and start a fucking manhunt for every single conservative in the country

The next God's not dead will be at place in the apocalypse. Christianity is long thought dead and Satanic forces have begun taking over factions of the government. However from the shadows an uprising has begun. Armed with laser, katanas and cybernetic implants Kevin Sorbo and Kirk Cameron start spreading the word of the long thought dead gospel. Soundtrack by MC Hammer.

>Jewish Lesbians
My dick is already hard

God dies.

God's Not Dead: /pol/ edition

Titel:
GOD'S [not] DEAD 4:
When Hell Is Full the Dead Shall Walk the Earth

It's a Zombo movie, but WAIT! It focuses on Christians desperately trying to keep hold of their faith while everyone around them dies or loses faith.
You got the old grandma who is kinda chill and just wants this shit to be over with (takes a bunch of pills and stays behind when the group runs).
You got the shrieky mother that keeps insisting on small religious habits (ie saying prayer before eating and shit) that pisses everyone else off- eventually she gets into a screaming row and screaming admits that she lost her faith and those habits are all she has left
You have the edgy son that didn't believe from even before (he sees something amazing, like someone gets saved by a super crazy coincidence and then starts believing in god)
You got the legit crazy guy who goes crazy and kills 2 survivors, and then kills himself after they lock him in a closet or something).
The "NO, GOD WILL SAVE ME" guy that walks into a hoard and gets ripped apart
The de facto leader, a rugged, self-destructive father with military training who's young daughter got killed at the beginning of the movie.
Blah, blah, blah, this shit writes itself.

kino, also I wonder if that kike faggot is here now?

kidding and irony aside, are these movies fun though?

God's not Dead
Judgement Day.

The story basically writes itself.

Oh man this sounds awesome

God's Not Dead 4: He actually is dead, sorry about that

make the good hearted non-believers and friends from other religions ascend too, and then you've got everybody mad

that's because paganism is actually a much more desirable system of spirituality for an agrarian culture

Jesus comes back but the 4th movie is in the same tone

>there are people itt that actually watched these
What the fuck?