/trek/

not a show, but a movie about a rogue ship of survivors trying to fuck with the borg would be kino.
It would be stealth kino as fuck. the show could work but only if the go for just a 10 episodes season and then end it.

The multiverse bullshit unironically detracts from ST a bit. Now we know that the main universe is not special or unique, it just happens to be the one that's best for the narrative.

>Enterprise E
Bulbous, no necked, fat necelled, over-gribbled piece of shit that looks like a bloated sardine from every angle. I hate this ship and I automatically dismiss the aesthetic sense of any fool who likes it on every level. It's trash.

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k

>watermark
dropped

The same is true about real life though.

But we don't know that that's the case in reality.

>D getting destroyed
>lazy
literally how could it be considered lazy? A poor move, maybe, but Enterprises blowing up and getting replaced is kind of a thematic thing.

so sexy
no since projectile weapons cuck the borg

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it was destroyed to signify an end to an era just like kirk being killed

No, just no. Her body shape is weird and off-putting. And, NO, it's not because of a corset. Look at her nude scenes in Blind Date and her hips still have that weird boxy shape.

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Patrick Stewart is like 80 years old, do you really expect him to get back into regular television? I doubt it. That said, I think STD's going to go the way of Enterprise.

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She looked so much better in a proper uniform

He pissed on someone's lawn and stole some shape shifting aliens brain to stay alive. But overall, he was a good boy.

It's the laziest go-to move in the Teek movies. When you need an impactful scene, blow up the ship. Search for Spock did it, Generations did it, Nemesis kind of did it, and Into Darkness did it.

Reminder that Enterprise is the only Star Trek series canon to both Prime and Kelvin.

STD's too important to fail. It will get 7 seasons, maybe 8 as a final fuck you to the fans.

>there's a version of me in another universe with a gf
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

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But the Kelvin timeline is literally dead, no one's going to go into it.
How long can you keep a show going that nobody watches?

nice numbers
>That said, I think STD's going to go the way of Enterprise.
honestly, it wouldn't suprise me if they kept making STD seasons only for even CBS shills to stop giving a shit about it. Like, it doesn't even keep being so bad that you want to shit about it, just incredibly bland, but safe enough for modern television that you can keep bumping episodes out for a long time.

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picard will only be one season
>first 3
picard misses it
finds girl
data denies him the enterprise
but has "friends"
4-7
adventure
8-10
climax emotional picard goes back to starfleet

is the Enterprise E still going to be around in Picard or are they bringing in an F? Or somehow rebuilding the D (the saucer's still around)?

in the books and comics data took over b4 and feels guilty and tries to make a new body for him "le scene of datas old body as a template"
but is able to re enter starfleeet and is given command

It's aimed at a different demographic than the 5 anons who post here every day, even on Christmas.

He defiled that alien tree that one time

>no since projectile weapons cuck the borg
True, but consider what would happen if everyone finally fucking realized the Borg just want to harvest tech and knowledge and don't bother to adapt to pre-warp weapons and tactics? Guerilla fighters rise up and seem to be winning until the Borg finally realize they're a threat. How will they adapt? Will they smack down our plucky heroes armed only with space shotguns and hope? I'd say other poster is right that it could be a good miniseries.

I have a theory that the Baku from Insurrection are hiding from the Borg

God, I hope they bring Killy back for season 3.

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That makes perfect sense. Solid theory.

there is nothing wrong with pissing on a tree. If those alien fuckers really cared about it, they would've told Archer to keep Porthos away from it and not bitch afterwards that a seemingly random tree got pissed on.

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bitch looks plastic

Not sure what this means. I wasn't being sarcastic. I liked the theory.

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why is he such a bro tho and she such a cunt?
you know who i'm talking about

Nope

I agree with Doomcock, I think they're going to kill him in the first season and the not-Firefly crew will name the ship "Picard".
>That said, I think STD's going to go the way of Enterprise.
At least Enterprise is watchable. STD isn't.

They can't make 7 seasons of STD just out of spite. It's en expensive show that relies on a lot of CGI scenes, that shit isn't free. The writing is abysmal and CBS refuses to release the ratings.

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Just came here to say Deep Space 9 is the best Trek and literally nothing will change my mind

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I'm guessing you mean O'Brien and Keiko. Yes she's a bitch, but he's also a bit of a moron too.

I prefer ENT. At least I have the courage to say it.

>Fedora's Edge
>Dumbcuck

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Agreed.

>he's also a bit of a moron too.
I think your post is awesomely super!

Mom and dad?

correct

>But the Kelvin timeline is literally dead
but the Kurtzmanverse isn't.

till his conract runs out

What's the demographic they're going for? Did they get mad when Pike & Spock showed up?

Sure but the damage is already done. Nothing can erase STD and the events that lead to JJ-Trek.

blame it on the retards who wanted berman out

>It's aimed at a different demographic
Who exactly?

Love that boss bitch. I'm glad that Andy Robinson had her survive the Dominion War in his book.

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Young people (under 50)

People who go out to dinner with friends and who don't use anal-retentive nit picking as their only form of communication.

not star trek fans unironically

He should have had her sit on my face in his book instead

pwease no meanie words dat makie me eyes water I jus wana complain about da star tweks

*frog*

Age isn't the fundamental divide – there's plenty of "Trekkie" Boomers who eat up STD, and the strongest voices against are mostly Millennials.

Normies dont give a fuck about Star Trek, and aren't go to subscribe to CBS all access to get it.STD is fucking cancer.

BASED and spoonpilled

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I don't care lol

kino

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I want to bully her and pull on her braids

How many salt shakers do these socialites pour out at dinner? I hope it's less than the toxic dose.

She bullies you.

>taps on the hot mic
>"ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS."
>bajorans stop working on the promenade, glancing up at the monitors
>"Fuck Bajorans. No, I mean I've actually fucked so many Bajoran women that I can't even remember all of their names. I've probably fucked the mother of every terrorist on Bajor."
>"..."
>"That is all."

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You can just watch Star Trek on tv?

Yes

Holy fuck how did they get this dog to live for 60 years?

based fuck bajorans

Who says they did?

Based as fuck

duvet
comforter
doona
continental quilt

For me, it's GAGH.

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bed sheets the lot of em

based GAGH poster

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Disgusting.
The only true patrician taste is Ezri, Kira or prime Ashly Judd.

Do you guys think that humans in the Trekverse shit with towels on their laps?

Hold on, I know what you're thinking
>but user, that's weird
Is it? I think it's perfectly feasible that evolved humans would choose to shit with a towel over their laps. Why? Well, it's very convenient. It creates a surface perfect for perusing pads and using other nifty convenient tools. It also holds in the smell of the shit, lessening the stench in the surrounding area.

But this is all moot, of course, if technology has advanced to the point where fecal matter is removed from the body and ejected into space, or entirely dematerialized via transporter. I suppose the matter could also be repurposed for use in a replicator.

It's entirely possible, perhaps even probable, that synth ale is made from recycled shit.

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would anyone go to the theater so see trek

No point in discussing it then. Kindly fuck off.

several times i have user

I have seen six Trek films in the theater.

If you aren't sleeping with fine percale sheets hand knit in the traditional ancient Egyptian style with elegant floral patterns you don't know shit about bed time and you probably think Voyager is real Trek

>which Trek character do you wish you were actually fucking?
Mirror kira

No T'Pol?

Sorry, she is also walcome into patricians sexual valhalla

How did the Borg defeat thw Q continuum? Q have complete mastery over time and space. Borg are just cyborgs with technology 20-30 years ahead of the federation.

Do people in the Trekverse summon holographic slaves to wave palms and blow away the stench of shit and braps?

This and time travel make me wonder why any of the characters bother.

Shut up, Fujiko

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These are the questions that must be asked for the progress of mankind.

>2019
>not having a holographic slave feed you grapes and fill your glass with wine while you watch Trek

absolutely based

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My man. Now we can be friends.
Mirror times are sexy times

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> I suppose the matter could also be repurposed for use in a replicator.

>It's entirely possible, perhaps even probable, that synth ale is made from recycled shit.

It's not just possible it's literally canon. They explicitly state this in an episode of Enterprise.

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who thinks that Yeoman Rand is the hottest Trek girl.

Revenge. Guinan wanted revenge. She raised her arms up and pretended to have magic powers. This so confused and frightened the Q, the Borg had time to take over both the park where Q Civil War LARP and yes... Even the gas station. The entire Continuum assimilated. And then Guinan laughed as she bought herself a new church hat.

Pro tip:
Comforters feel like fucking pussy and duvets feel like fucking ass
t. expert bed sheet fucker

I’ve seen everything since Search for Spock in theater.

>watches tv in 2019
I'd watch a show based on your life

It's enough now. I'm so tired of this.

does /trek/ go to conventions ?

ooooOOOOOooooo
BIG SPENDEH

What is the difference? Honestly want to know because I work for a duvet/comforter company

You want a medal or something?

Dr Krusher

>conventions
Ew

Just about everyone at conventions I've been to were really nice. Sometimes derpy, sure, but nice. Based on that, I'm guessing this is a different crowd.

pic of girl

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Have you really never seen TOS?

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Well, LA-DI-DAH!!!

Comforter is looser and squishy so it better replicates the feeling of being inside a pussy. Duvets are slightly tighter at the entrance but open up once you're inside. Also use pillows to simulate ass cheeks, firmness to taste of course.
I've also found it's better to print out physical copies of pictures of your Trek waifu and spread them across the bed unless you can cum just by watching Trek on your television before the scene with your waifu changes.
I haven't been able to properly replicate the experience of a blow job yet.

I'd like to go to trekcon but I fear the girls will all be fat/ugly.

You've got it backwards. Duvets are fluffier and comforters are more firm.

Would be nice to get some recognition, not a medal necessarily tho.

>looser and squishy
>Pussy
That's not really what it's supposed to be like, but I've had that girlfriend too. Probably blown out by Klingons before I got there.

it's the low effort shitposter who always commands pics of people you've mentioned. the proper answer to him is to say "fuck off".

But anyway, do you guys believe her when she heavily suggested that it was Gene Roddenberry who sexually assaulted her?

I've seen the extended and director's cuts of TMP so much that watching the theatrical edition feels wrong

stop

Why eww?

Enterprise is not canon.

No, really. Fuck all prequels, remakes, and reboots, Trek or otherwise. It was always a cheap trick, a way of trying to tie and associate to references for which people felt a great deal of nostalgia. But prequels also weaken the impact of TOS and take something away from Kirk's five year mission.

If you actually like Enterprise, you are, in some ways, directly responsible for the existence of STD.

Fuck Enterprise, fuck STD, fuck reboots, fuck remakes, and fuck prequels. Star Trek should always look forward, not behind.

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It's a damn shame they wrote her out of seasons 2 and 3.

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I meant looser compared to ass. Both are tight, but between the two comforters are softer like pussy and duvets have that tight entrance like ass. It's a subtle difference but it's important.

I've spent years mastering this. Don't shitpost at me.

/trek/ in real life is different. On line, anons are witty and sharp but at cons they'd be quiet and boringly polite.

How is your masturbation related to the show?

I believe Gene would have hit on her and maybe pushed it even by 60's standards. He was a horn dog. But full on sexual assault? Naw. Something that would count in the workplace as harassment and end your career (if you're male) these days? Sure. Maybe.

Did you read my post or were you too dazzled by the thought of me masturbating to comprehend what I typed?

>brags about having seen a movie many times
Do you play 10 year old video games too?

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Are you so mean-spirited that you feel the need to just randomly attack someone for making a harmless statement?

the t-shirt catches it. Anyway, Morn was a really sad char.

This. Remember that no two Star Trek shows are more alike than ENT and STD.

Why the antagonism? Calm down

>getting butthurt on Yea Forums

Spooky Star Trek along the lines of "The Terror".
OH YEAH!!!!

M-maybe he was just having a bad day?

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I use a cheesecloth instead of a t-shirt.
Nothing worse than grabbing a shirt out of your laundry basket and realizing it was your cum shirt after you left the house.

>I haven't been able to properly replicate the experience of a blow job yet.
Why replicate when I can help you with the real thing? ;)

Doom is from 1993, sport.

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What the fuck is going on itt?

DM me
I never decline the sexual advances of anonymous strangers

loved the treasure trail and always imagine it when I see her on the Trek

>the Trek

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Checked

upvoted

Degeneracy

who's the cringiest character?

based

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It's not the most extraverted crowd. But they didn't seem secretly pissed off either. Thinking back I'd say the raging autists were amongst the nicest.

me

>Those digits
Now I HAVE to suck your big, fat, uncut cock

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Jesus Christ

Do we ever get to see sex in Star Trek? Not normal sex but a kind of alien sex that's different so it's not porn?
Why does Picard's borther hate him?
Is Sisko really religious with the prophets or just pretending? I think he is an atheist.
Is Dax like a human with a thing in her that lives?
Why is Worf so angry all the time?
Why do the Jem'hadar keep fighting for the dominion if they don't need the white drugs anymore?
Who is in charge of the Cardassian empire? We never see him.
What is the difference between an android and a robot?
Do Klingons have 2 hearts? I heard this somewere.
Does it count to have sex on the holodeck, like Geordi does?
Why do Bajorans have ear rings? I see that both men and women have rings.
How do they make someone a kai on the Bajoran homeworld? Is it chosen by people or is it the one who talks to the gods or prophets?
Are the prophets gods or just strong aliens?
How do they keep their feet on the floor on deep space nine station? they spin really fast around in space.
Data had a child but why didn't Lore have a child too? Are they not the same kind of construction?
The klingons are so tough but many times they lose too!

for fuck sake.

>Data had a child but why didn't Lore have a child too? Are they not the same kind of construction?

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Watched every episode of every series...except I have never touched TAS. Should I start tonight, or are some rocks best left unturned?

Okay but I have to wipe off all this glitter and confetti first.

@121100610
stop

watch show to post here

My dad had a child and we are of the same construction. Nevertheless, I will never have a child.

It's fun

>/trek/

awful, degrading

where's dossier user?

Silently watching from the shadows, no doubt.

>Why does Picard's borther hate him?
He's jealous of him.

>What is the difference between an android and a robot?
A robot can be almost any automated machine. An android is an automated machine that is specifically humanoid. All Androids are robots, but not all robots are androids.

>Does it count to have sex on the holodeck, like Geordi does?
Technically you're just humping a containment field made to look and act human so no, probably not.

>How do they keep their feet on the floor on deep space nine station? they spin really fast around in space.
Inertial dampeners and artificially created gravity.

he's creepy

Is Data sentient?

I love you guys

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He's certainly spooky.

The E is classic late 90s edgy.

I remember D-user talking about how he categorizes posts to know who's who. unsettling.

cast cara delevine in trek

Sounds like an elaborate shitpost to me. Probably just some user having a laugh.

You did when Trip get preggers.

thank you for reply :)

immersion ruiner

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is one of my favorite movies to watch when I'm not paying attention to the tv

I like her music, too
youtu.be/qmV5MW_XAtg

ugly FAS

There's no way someone like that can be real. Watching /trek/, constantly taking notes and updating his files about us? It's too scary to be true.

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I don't know. There's people here who have been systematically working to destroy /trek/ for at least 1 1/2 years.

GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!

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Well that's certainly your opinion. Cara and Dane were cute together in a Bonnie and Clyde sort of way and I like the Bowie song at the beginning when humans are meeting aliens.

Then maybe dossier user is a force for good?

That's not what he says at all. They don't use the f-word.

I'm glad the f-word isn't used in Star Trek desu

I don't like being monitored.

Hello, /trek/?
Dis is Apu.
I'll be right oveh!

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>Talking to himself on 2(TWO) phones
Now this is the power of math!

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Commander Niles, prepare to beam down to Le Cigare Volant.

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Um… sweetie?

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Frasier was over when this aired.

There goes the joke

Lick my feet, cadet user. Go on.

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Good thing dossier user isn't real, I guess.

i saw him here, he's a creepo

I think what you meant to say was that Frasier hadn't yet been conceived when that aired.

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That's not Star Trek though.

std is tech.ly star trek and canon

>fraiser was over when this aired
wut

dont feed him

I wanna FUCK that Frieza looking alien on the right

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>no necked

And that's a good thing. Necks are an obvious weak point. A few torpedos can cut your thin neck ship in half. Sovereign class is good looking. It follows the Excelsior style.

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star trek

If you're gonna do a spin-off, why not this?

based

I'm afraid I'll have to take a rain check on dinner tonight Fraiser. You see my poor Maris was having another one of her "binges" on the holodeck. She plowed right through a whole blueberry muffin before realizing that the safety protocols were offline and the calories she had just consumed were real. She was so traumatized that I had to replicate the latest Prada handbag just to coax her out of the sonic shower.

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big if true

Fun fact, "Flying Cigars" were an old timey term for UFO

>A few torpedos can cut your thin neck ship in half.
Any hits made when shields are down should liquify the ship.

why didn't romulus have a planetary shield to protect from novas

No one argues Voyager is better. No one.

Voyager is by far superior to Deep Space 9.

Mirror T'pol

True for you

Fuck you

Why did Troi wait until the Enterprise finale to look sexy?

Fuck you

Appalling taste. Leave.
You too.

Fuck you

Listen
Fuck you

Mallwalkers can't handle dissenting opinions (or the fact that Voyager outperforms DS9 in reruns and streaming service views)

Fuck you

Voyager is basically TNG-lite, and its lead by the worst Starfleet captain of all time.

Fuck you

They are literally the same thing

13 Reasons Why is Netflix's number 1 most popular original show. Streaming service views don't mean shit and you know it.

Basically... Fuck you

t. Rick Berman

>13 Reasons Why is Netflix's number 1 most popular original show
I don't know what that is. Is it serialized? That's probably why it's so popular.

>muh views
Well, I guess The Office is the greatest show of all time. /trek/ should be shutdown and replaced with /office/.

It's some drama about a teen suicide

Sounds compelling, I'll add it to my watch list after I'm done watching The Office.

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...

Would you serve under Captain Ezra Miller?

I started watching it but I fell asleep after the first episode
If you've ever tried to kill yourself it just feels really shallow and pathetic but I guess normies think it's interesting

me in the back on the left

Who has the best braps in /trek/?

Yes, but what would his policies be?

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Which episode

Majel unironically had decent tits.

It's shit, don't waste your time.

Anyone else unironically love Riker?
He's a character with absolutely no flaws whatsoever pretty much.
The perfect human being, literally the epitome of humans in Star Trek

>cbs pulls trek from netflix
>netflix dies
we all know it would

kys, Enterprise E is sexy

Do tits brap, dumbass?

idk

crusher seemed like the type to smell her own braps when she wasn’t fucking ghosts that is

wish i could fuck her ghost

How can one cardassian be so based?

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You tell me.

please respond
someone has to agree not including the fag Riker image spammer

Women are notorious brap sniffers. Every woman I've ever talked to about braps has said they love being alone so they can brap and sniff up the air they've fouled with their shitwinds. That's why they wear thongs and g strings, so they dont soil their underwear with their incessant brapping. Women are the most repulsive brappers you can imagine.

Riker is okay I guess

Riker is my favorite TNG character. People think he’s a fag for not taking the captain’s chair on other ships but he’s an incredible Executive Officer and episodes like Best of Both Worlds, Unification and Gambit show him to be able to handle the role exceptionally.

His policies should include "My Face" alone as his Captain's Chair. No other seat will be suitable for him to rest his supple buttocks on.

Episode??

user you're allright, who's your favourite DS9 character?

I want to say Bashir but I think he's written far better than he's performed.

Which episode?

Fucking ghosts is actually a fairly common phenomenon. If you think you smell a brap but didn't brap, it may have been a ghost.

>"Some sort of spirit came down from God knows where and made love to me. It was sheer bliss. I felt everything. I climaxed. And then he floated away. It was almost like what might have happened to Mary. That’s how it felt. Something came down and touched me, and now it watches over me.” - Lucy Liu

bustle.com/articles/46546-7-celebrities-whove-had-sex-with-a-ghost-or-at-least-cuddled-with-one-in-honor

Hmm i think i somewhat agree to that. When arab man gets dramatic he acts the same way every time. Do you think the genetic engineering reveal ruined him or boosted his character? I think the latter

STD season 3 - behind the scenes

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Just added power creep. "Oh no, we couldn't do such-and-such without your genetic enhancements!"

Ok i disagree with you there. Oh well, we'll always have Riker

Are there dating and fetish sites in Star Trek?

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have they ran into a culture okay with unquestioned regular rape yet?

Im so confused, i watched the every series and DS9 is by far the best one yet everyone’s here makes fun of it, is this like one of those internet memes?

Is it just me or is DS9 the greatest of all the Star Trek series? You guys hating on it is just a gag, right?

yeah but what does this have to do with space

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DS9 is a really great show from season 3-6
Doesn't really feel like Star Trek though and it contains nothing of what made me fell in love with ST save from a few episodes.

So we all agree Deep Space 9 = GOAT?

haha

Just named my dick Deep Space Nine. What do you think of that?

Basically there's a mountain called Star Trek, and when people finish Deep Space Nine they've reached the summit. Only the best of the best can reach the top.

Is slavery legal in Star Trek? Say I wanted to buy a tropical island on some planet and populate it with some Vulcan pussy that I bought on Fereginar. Could I do this?

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Done yet?
How about you take your trip back so i can more easily ignore your post, tranny

Saying DS9: foreplay
Saying Deep Space Nine: balls deep ear shattering screams unholy unspeakable almost terrifying sex

It isn't going anywhere...

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wow

It works on layers, yeah

If you could see Ezra get fucked by any ST alien which would it be?

Enterprise

>know there are multiple realities and time travel
you know for a fact that everything you do is meaningless and the entire history of intelligent civilization can be wiped out by one time traveling crackhead

Vulcan and Bajoran sammich with Ezri in the middle

Dopamine release in the nucleus accumbens is so consistently tied with pleasure that neuroscientists refer to the region as the brain's pleasure center. All drugs of abuse, from nicotine to heroin to Deep Space Nine, cause a particularly powerful surge of dopamine in the nucleus accumbens.

That sounds amazing.

Fuck off trannies

The series widely known as ‘Deep Space Nine’, is meant to guide one through the experiences consciousness goes through after the Trek, in the Wormhole, the interval between death and the next rebirth.

>“Remember the clear light, the pure clear white light from which everything in the universe comes, to which everything in the universe returns; the original nature of your own mind. The natural state of the universe unmanifest. Let go into the clear light, trust it, merge with it. It is your own true nature, it is home.” - The Prophets, as delivered to the Emissary Benjamin Sisko

I'm not a tranny, I'm a homosexual.

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insider here

they aren't even going to finish season 3

>Watching Trek on BBC America.
>TOS, TNG, VOY.
>No DS9 or ENT.
Feels good man.

Fuck off. Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again.

Swiss psychiatrist and psychoanalyst Carl Jung highly revered Deep Space Nine, considering it a great psychological work. This view came primarily due to the symbolic nature of the work, describing peaceful deities, as well as wrathful ones, who drink raktajino, play baseball, and do nothing wrong.

I hate Michael Burnham so fucking badly

Can we get Ezra to fuck Ezri?

Anything is possible in the multiverse

>hate Michael Burnham so fucking badly
What's the matter whiteboi? Can't handle a stong woman of color on your faggy space-show?

Mk nu bred

Probably, she's androgynous looking enough to get him interested.

Andros are what's best in life.

Wait I thought you were asking about Ezri
Hmm
I guess I'd want to see Ezra take on three Orion slave girls

You can do anything as long as you don't get caught

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Is there anyone who hasn't tried to fuck Ezra? He's probably so bored by sex at this point.

Tilda would make a fantastic captain