>*click click click click click*
>I'm in
*click click click click click*
Luis Torres
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Alexander Gonzalez
>*click click click click click*
>I’m unbanned
Charles Morris
>can we trust this guy to get into the system?
>i hope so... he made it
Asher Evans
>*click click click click click*
>I’m out
Noah Price
POO SNEED POO POO PEE weeee in my willy i like sneed i like frogs i like poo i am baby waa ywaa
Benjamin Thomas
Landon Peterson
>I need 7 seconds to get in
>you've got 15 minutes
Aaron Green
>There are only five people on the planet that can pull off this job... and he is one of them
Hunter Taylor
>how do you know
>I trained him
Sebastian Richardson
>Chief, we’ve searched all the databases, we can’t find him, he’s a ghost.
>I know a guy that could help
Nicholas Nelson
>he killed your father
>this is because he IS your father but had a severe personality change after you were born effectively becoming an entirely different person
David White
>I hope you're right...for your sake
Camden Perry
>he's gone through our third security layer
>I'm gonna hack him directly
Nolan Sanders
>I taught him everything he knows
Gavin Allen
>what about the other ones?
>they just tried
James Myers
>yo bar keep, gimme a beer
>leave the bottle
Levi Watson
>what about the other ones?
>we dont talk about the other ones
James Watson
Aiden Richardson
>Fwap Fwap Fwap Fwap
>()plop()
>*jiggles*
>Son can u rub some lotion on me? Don't cum this time people are watching
>hehe
Eli Peterson
>what about the other ones?
>that’s the thing, he IS the other ones
Brandon Turner
>can you find this guy?
>only if he wants to be found
Christian Howard
>villian's henchman shoots at protags escaping
> gets angry when he misses and tosses gun
Andrew Walker
>we need you, you're the only guy for this job
>that guy is dead.
Kevin Cook
>What about the other ones?
>They turned. They're all working for HIM now...
Levi Brown
>so and so has come back...
>When do we leave?
Samuel James
>he’s the only one who can pull this off
>but he’s a little...eccentric
Nicholas Howard
>no Instragram, no Twitter, no Tumblr, no Reddit accounts. Hell, even his Facebook is a ghost town, only happy birthday messages from relatives with no replies from him
>There must be a place where we can find him, what about Tinder
>He has one but it seems he never wrote a bio or uploaded any photos
>Dear God, where does a man like this spend his time on the internet then?
>Well there is a place sir, but you are not gonna like it...
Christopher Miller
>I’m putting together a crew for one last score.
>You in?
Luke Lewis
I want a movie where all dialogue is like this, every line.
Evan Gutierrez
>he is the only one willing to work with you
William Brown
I want to make a short film and fill it with the most cliche lines
Nicholas Evans
>But we need you!
>Thats not who I am anymore. I left that life a long time ago.
William Lee
>People don't change. Give me a call when you're ready to admit to yourself who you really are. I'll be seein you...
Isaac Brown
>if you won't do it for them, at least do it for me
Austin Russell
>I'm out, Woj! I told you I'm done with this shit. That's not me anymore.
>Pepe, wait. there's one more thing you should know about the job. The leader of the terrorist cell....? Apu Apustaja... your old protege.
>*Slams fist on table**whiskey bottle tips over and spills to the floor* ....Damn.... We better get to work. Looks like we're gonna have our hands full.
Jose Perez
i hate this one so much
Lucas Turner
>My mama used to tell me monsters aren't real.
>But they are...
Isaiah Bailey
>but how do I find him?
>the question is "when?"
Carter Reyes
>screen flash
>lightening strike
>children’s musical toy playing
Henry Campbell
Based
Michael Ward
>I am the monster...
Bentley Gonzalez
>we need him on this
>No! No no no no no! He'll only make this worse
>got a better idea?
>...
>excuse me. Who are you talking about guys?
Tyler Turner
fpbp
Jose Nguyen
>but to beat the monsters...
>we’re gonna need the help of a monster
Xavier Cooper
It'd end up being reddit tier
Anthony Carter
>but to beat the monster...
>you have to become a monster
>*injects himself with some experimental shit*
Charles Carter
>Sorry man, I have retired... for good this time. I have a family to look after now.
Dominic Long
>zoom in
>enhance
>zoom in
>enhance
>zoom in
>enhance
>we've got him
Henry Bennett
>good guy has fleeing villain in his sights
>can't pull trigger
>villain stops to look back at him before escaping
>good guy angrily shoots innocent bystanders
Christopher Myers
>You think your reasonable full time job will put your kids through college?
>and before you say anything more, take a look at the plan
Jace Cook
>Children singing:
> Na, na, na-na, na
> user's gon-na di-e
Asher Richardson
>I can't go
>Billy has a game tomorrow
>I promised him to be there!
Aaron Moore
>There’s only one man who can pull it off, this is him
>Main protagonist does something stupid for comedic affect to emphasise how retarded it is for him to be the chosen one
Noah Smith
>character wakes up in the middle of nowhere
>eagle screech
Asher Ramirez
>character wakes up in japan
youtube.com
Alexander Carter
>let's get out of here!!!
Hunter Wilson
>character wakes up in Italy
youtube.com
Jordan Lopez
>THE MAYORS BEEN BREATHING DOWN MY NECK FOR THAT LITTLE STUNT OF YOURS
>*snarky under the breath quip*
>WHAT WAS THAT?
>*says something that sounds similar but more professional*
>YEAH WELL IF YOU DON'T MAKE ANY PROGRESS ON THE CASE I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGE AND YOU'LL BE OUT ON YOUR ASS, YOU GET ME?
Blake James
>If I take that mask off will you die?
>It would be extremely painful
>You’re a big guy
>For you
Anthony Brooks
name one fucking movie where this happens you can't
Brandon Johnson
>Do you like lizards MR Smith?
>Villian takes out a lizard, begins gently stroking it
>Delicate creatures MR Smith, but also cunning and observant, just like you and me.
Christian Walker
Fuck, I think it’s happened once, can’t remember the movie
Carter Martin
>But what am I looking for?
>You'll know it when you find it
Michael Howard
>"it's all right, you'll be fine"
>he clearly won't be fine
Sebastian Bennett
>They are all dead
Cooper Gray
>that iPhone touch icon in the corner
kek
Grayson Jones
>mfw
Julian Watson
>he's been going to [insert city name] all along
>I thought he died 20 years ago
>he did
Landon Lee
>male model with specs tapping keyboard furiously
>"it's no use, they're counter-hacking us"
>green skeletons start dancing on the screen
>"get in the new guy, he hacked into the pentagon mainframe when he was only 15"
>quirky green-haired hacker girl comes in
>"who said anything about a he?"
>taps keyboard
>"i'm in"
Thomas Kelly
Extraordinarily based
Chase Harris
>character eats mexican food
>starts talking about how his anus is going to bleed later
Justin Reyes
>can you find him?
>no...he will find you
Lincoln Allen
>ajsbdjebsklsmsoenfjdksndn
>"heh, shit software, too easy"
Levi Foster
>there's only one thing i don't understand... how did you know it was me who killed jessica?
>i didn't, you just told me
Cooper Sullivan
> tapping on keyboard
>using more than two fingers
Jordan Campbell
>IMPOSSIBLE! It can't be done! ................................ However...
Oliver Lopez
>it's no use, we need the password to get in
>hmm... there's a picture of his dog next to the computer, try "dog"
>i'm in
William Morales
>THAT'S your plan?
>You got a better idea?
Isaac Richardson
>characters does something physically demanding
>"uuuh I'm going to feel this one tomorrow"
Michael Nelson
>Unless...
>No it’s too dangerous
Thomas Stewart
>heh, looks like you need to adjust your aim, you missed by at least three meters
>...did I?
Aiden Harris
>get annoyed by boomers using one finger to type when helping them
>everyone my age can touch type
>suddenly become boomer
>get annoyed by zoomers using one finger to type when helping them
Asher Perez
>im gonna need at least 10minutes
>you've got 6 million
Sebastian Jackson
>serial killer is running around in a dark area
>"let's split up"
Alexander Perez
>*sticks pencil through folded paper*
Chase Reyes
Kek
Grayson Lewis
>killer jumps out of the corner cleaving someone with an axe
>"let me help you"
Thomas Lee
>I grew up with 3 brothers ;)
Camden King
>your dad would be proud
Thomas Powell
>How is he still posting? We just banned him
>It's almost like... he was never even banned at all...
Cooper Sullivan
I’d watch this
Henry Anderson
>please don't make a scene.
>OH? AM I MAKING A SCENE? DID YOU HEAR THAT, FOLKS? I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE A SCENE!!
Camden Anderson
>"sorry, i didn't think tha-"
>"that's right, you didn't think!"
Hudson Nelson
>"I'm not paid to think!"
Ayden Diaz
Based
Jack Powell
>"it's no use i can't get in"
>"stand back"
>*unlocks door with a pocket pussy he carries around*
>"where'd you learn that"
>"Oh just something I picked up, but nevermind that, lets move"
Jack Parker
we are literally the best of generations. Prove me wrong.
Daniel Reyes
>give me your gun
>and your other gun
>and the one in your shoe
>and the dick gun
>i don't have a dick gun
>GIVE ME THE DICK GUN RIGHT NOW OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
Jaxson Gray
>How long will it take to hack the mainframe?
>30 minutes
>You have 10
Bentley Scott
>GIVE ME THE DICK GUN RIGHT NOW OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
>With your dick gun?
Aaron Hughes
>The mayor is so up my ass I’m tasting his ass in my mouth. I’m literally giving the mayor a rimjob. Do I need to make it any clearer?
Lincoln Scott
>”You tested this right?”
>”Yes it’s completely safe”
>He only tested it on animals
Jaxson Nguyen
>What about he can help us for sure
> steps from the dark revealing its a woman: ""He" can help you for sure"
Gabriel Davis
>look we ran the numbers and the chances of this working are slim to none
>so you're saying this is a suicide mission
>its the only option we got
>Well its a damn good thing I got nothing to live for anyway, Im in.
Thomas Brown
>"we just broke 17 state laws"
>"aand here goes another one!"
Owen Ortiz
>"guys, looks like we're going to las vegas"
>"VEGAS BABY YEAH"
>viva las vegas starts playing
>cut to a helicopter shot of the strip
Evan Lewis
>CharlesGray.jpg
Owen Hughes
I liked die hard 4 where he interrupted a sophisticated takedown of the entire US computer infrastructure with pop up ad spam
Christian Gomez
>Nationwide sci-fo disaster happens
>Top secret government sci-fi HQ people are watching it unfold
>Phone rings at HQ
>”It’s the president sir”
Zachary Rivera
>looks we're heading to
>shows bikini-clad women walking around
Hunter Taylor
>Ethically appropriate music starts playing
Christopher Sanders
Ethnically*
Gabriel Long
>Ethically
Benjamin Perry
>characters get to Miami
>hot white women in bikinis everywhere
>a muscular black guy is blasting music carrying a boombox on his shoulder
Jaxson Baker
>I tested it... in VR
Matthew Morris
>never tell me the odds
Jonathan Taylor
>*protagonist approaches man in charge*
>I'm here from government body, what's the situation
>government body? I phoned in for reinforcements hours ago, where are they?
>I am the reinforcements
Hunter Ortiz
>I did this thousand times
>in a sim
Xavier Long
>Sir?
>Yes sir!
>Hangs up
>Okay people. Mission is a Go. I repeat Go!
Joseph Fisher
>who's in charge here
>detective johnson, state police
>not anymore you're not
Grayson Lewis
>Phone rings a fat
>Mr President?
>Yes Sir!
>ABORT! Abort the mission!
Austin Stewart
>character was trained by video games
Jacob Hall
>Let's just hope this works
>We're about to find out
Christopher Wilson
>but not everything I know
Elijah Allen
>Phone rings
>”Oh hello madame president”
Owen Foster
aaaaaaaAAAAAAA
Jaxson Scott
>hackers are trying to hack each other
>one of them is so good that he turns the competition into a video game like pac man or tetris
Juan Gutierrez
>it's confirmed this alien race only has two genders
>launch the nukes
Tyler Perez
This would be good. Changing presidents mud crisis.
Bentley Martin
>every hacker has his own interface
>coolest one has his own OS
Logan Perez
>Phone rings
>"Oh hello gender neutral president"
Chase Campbell
>That WAS our backup plan
Liam Gonzalez
>we’ve tried every plan from Plan A to a Plan Y
>what about Plan Z?
>P-plan Z??
Jordan Parker
>imaginifer rings
>"oh hello horse emperor"
Jordan Mitchell
>character is travelling and sees his destination in the distance
>stops and says it's name before continuing
Nathaniel Howard
>I sneed 7 seconds to get in
Andrew Brown
>move on to plan B
>what's plan B?
>RUN!
Ryder Flores
Kino
Jeremiah Cook
>Okay you’ve got 7 milliseconds
Luke Howard
>3 milliseconds later
>wait we’ve got a problem...
Sebastian Walker
>you and what army?
>THIS one
Matthew Campbell
>WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
Joseph Ward
youtube.com
uniroically absolute kinematography
Kevin Williams
>Plan Z puts the volunteer’s life in danger
>Character volunteers
>”I can’t let you put your life in danger Johnson!”
>”It’s the only way”
John Jenkins
>"well, at least it's not raining"
>character looks up
>piano filled with anvils falls on his head
Jace Bennett
>I guess it's time for Plan B
>What's Plan B?
>Run!
Connor Walker
>it’s only a model
Jason White
>AND YOUR OTHER PLAN
Jaxon Robinson
>“Grove street, home”
Landon Hall
Audibly kekd
Caleb Hill
>"heh how hard can it be"
>character dies almost immediately after
Andrew Cooper
>Because someone once told me... [insert thing that character told them earlier on in the film]
Dominic White
>I'll be there in 4 hours
>You've got 3
Evan Jones
>20 meters
>10 meters
>5 meters
>i cant see anything...
>it's right on top of you!
Parker Diaz
>”He’s everywhere Jackson, EVERYWHERE”
>”What’s his name?”
>”I don’t know, but I know his alias, they call him the.... Juggler”
>Bullet smashes through the wall, hitting the informant
Lucas Peterson
>Time for Plan B
>That WAS Plan B!
Henry Hughes
>the world is gonna roll me
Chase Phillips
>There’s nothing here.
>looks above
>Ohhhhh shit
Aaron Cruz
>"Least it wuz 'fo I fucked errythang up"
Henry Bennett
That’s from The Dark Knight you dumb fuck newfags
Leo Gomez
Some french indie film, l'ascencion du chevaliers noir or something like that.
Julian Torres
>you're the reinforcements? you're a woman!
>a woman who graduated from harvard, yale, oxford and brown before age 15
Cameron Russell
>I thought you said he was bringing the cavalry!
>He IS the cavalry
Juan Jenkins
Never heard of it, some medieval movie?
Daniel Bailey
Holy shit, are you autistic user, ever heard of a thing called IRONY?
Nathaniel Smith
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Kill yourself fucking reddit.
Jackson Russell
>He? No. Xhe.
Alexander Peterson
>Finnegans Wake
Eli Nguyen
r/whoooosh
Chase Ward
>*guy walks in*
>"were you looking for me"
Nearly lost my shit when this actually happened in Jack Reacher.
Isaiah Flores
>time to go to plan C
>plan B was plan C!
Ryder Green
Who makes all these frogs?
Eli Turner
That one makes sense because he's saying it to Pippin, who has never been there before and it's a pretty impressive view.
Noah Garcia
>now letstry plan A
>WHY DIDNT WE START WITH PLAN A!
Austin James
zach.
Nathaniel Jenkins
not who, "when"
Chase Wood
>"what about plan B"
>"that was our plan B!"
>"plan...C?"
>both characters look at eachother then start running away
Jack Smith
>cut to child playing videogames
>DIE! DIE! DIE!
Camden Peterson
CIA
Charles Thomas
>character steals a car
>the keys are in the sun visor
Brody James
I'm tempted to write a script with all these cliches in one
Nolan Gonzalez
Rednecks do that
Elijah Roberts
It’s called Avatar
Carter Adams
>he’s the best chance we’ve got
>I’m the only chance you’ve got
Gabriel Richardson
>character is playing video games
>shoots and kills a bunch of people later in the movie
Ian Thompson
>lets go to
>travel for ages through nature
>suddenly a BIG CITY appears
>YOU SEE PIPPIN THIS IS
>BEHOLD
yes yes
Carson Powell
>Police character forces civilian to give up their car to for the police chase
>The car gets totaled
>There is no repercussion for this
Anthony Rogers
>person confesses something when about to kill hero
>hero reveals tape recorder and replays confession
Aaron Torres
>character looks at black character
>"can you pick a lock"
>"why, just because i'm black?"
>picks lock
Matthew Hughes
>"holy smokeronis there's gotta be like 6 gorillion people in there, whats the plan"
>"who said anything about a plan"
>*gets out from behind the makeshift cover and rushes in guns blazing*
Owen Smith
>I hope you have insurance
>yes goy I’m fully covered
Matthew Lee
>Scene happens in a movie theater
Daniel White
it's called kung fury
Lincoln Campbell
>nerd character says something smart
>"in english please"
Tyler Hall
Kevin Butler
>Sir, the enemy's on the move
>get every satellite up and running, this bastard thinks he can run, but he can't hide
Jace Gutierrez
>what's the plan?
>improvise!
Zachary Phillips
>Who hired the nerd over there?
>That "nerd" is about to save everybody on earth.
Easton Brooks
Andrew Sanchez
it's called The Matrix
Nicholas Flores
>Police says "I didn't sign up for this"
Brody Powell
>old black policeman with a moustache
>I didn't sign up for this SHIIIIEEET
Kayden Taylor
>I'm getting too old for this.
>I wont make my retirement like this.
>And this on my last day away from retirement.
Benjamin Reed
>phone rings
>Yes Mr President?
>Y-you want me to lick my own ass?
>Ohhhh Attack Afghanistan. Got it. Wew.
Eli Campbell
>black guy needs to act tough
>[DIALOGUE] motherfucker!
Ethan Jackson
mothafucka*
Kayden Walker
>Oh you DO want me to lick my own ass? Oh
Mason Watson
>*white guy is a fish out of water*
>*cue awkward dance scene*
>nah dawg more like dis
>*white guy copies him terribly*
>haha u awrite
Luke Sanchez
APAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE VAU VAU VAU VAU AKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAK GROOOOOOOOOOOMP APEEEEEEEE
Jayden Murphy
>character has a dream about a girl who is kissing him
>wakes up and it's his dog licking him
Blake Gonzalez
>THIS SUMMER
Sebastian Gomez
Leslie Nielsen movies
Brandon Diaz
Exact same energy
Bentley Barnes
You kiss your mom with that mouth?
Carson Cook
>white person enters black club
>music stops
>clearly intimidated tries to leave
>oh nuh uh. You gotta dance
Wyatt Kelly
>AND you gotsta marry my sister
>WELCOME TO THE FAMILY WHITE NIGGA
James Cox
>Quickly track the signal
>”It says he’s at a abandoned warehouse sir”
>They send a team
>”Nothing’s here sir”
>warehouse explodes*
Carson Cox
>I'm in, but this time we do things MY WAY.
Grayson Reyes
fag
>r/whoooosh
Easton Rogers
>MEN ARE DOING DUMBASS THINGS
>woah this woman is going to fuck their shit up
Leo Gutierrez
>I don't do the hero thing anymore
Ayden Peterson
>Track the signal!
>Sir.... he is in this building!
Easton Barnes
what's his name again Yea Forums?
Dylan Harris
Posting in a rare Pepe thread
Landon Brown
WarGames
David Turner
ABABABABBAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAG WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWAWAEAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA
Jeremiah Perez
>how did you know you had to cut the red wire
>i didn't
Camden Bell
>Phone rings
>”Oh hello madame black president”
Jaxon Lopez
>You guys go ahead, i'll hold them off
>They stop and try to talk him out of it for 30 seconds
>He holds them off for 20 seconds
Grayson Sanders
I don't know. But you are having fun, aren't you?
Luis Perez
>characters are shot at from all sides
>"what's the plan?"
>"I'm working on it"
Thomas Anderson
>videophone rings
>Oh hello Xrs Blind Black Trans President
Eli Morris
>No one has ever tried this before
>That's why it's gonna work
Jace Stewart
Alexander Cook
>character answers the phone naked
>"sir... this is a video phone"
>"my bad"
>puts on shirt
>"i can still see your-"
Landon Bailey
>I'm just here for the coffee
Kayden Stewart
>protagonists are in a big control room looking for the bad guy
>he just hacks their video feed and starts monologuing
Grayson Edwards
>oh they didnt disable the old domain admin account nice
Nolan Bell
My mom says this
Gabriel Richardson
>This isn't a movie, i'm not going to tell you the details of my evil scheme I'm just gonna shoot you right now
>cocks gun
>wait a second your shoes untied
>what the----
>cue struggle for the gun
Chase Sanders
based
Eli Gonzalez
>"The black guy always dies first"
>dies last
Asher Cook
>*Himmler screaming into SS barrack*
>"Dirlewanger, in my office. NOW!
>Your actions in the east have the führer breathing down my fucking neck
>You are a loose canon, but GOD DAMN YOU BRING RESULTS" *slams fist on table*
>*bullet cases and knives collide*
>"You are a good soldier, but Hitler wants his way
>Hand over your bagde and luger
>And your other luger
>And your other bagde
>You are off the front, report back to me in berlin"
>*Wanger speaking*
>"Give me 3 months and I have every partisan from here to moscow either in chains or dead"
>*Himmler turns around to light a fag*
>*takes a short pull and blows smoke at the window*
>*SS man enters office and hands himmler a note*
>"The kcazinksrecz village just got raided by another bolshevik partisan group"
>*Himmer turns around and yells*
>"In GERMAN, god damnit"
>*SS man rolls eyes*
>"Yet another communist uprising in poland, sir"
>*Himmler flicks the cigarette and faces Wanger*
>"You have 2 weeks, I am giving you a new parter. Name is Berger, he does the job by the book.
>Now get out of my office and take your stupid hat with you"
Jeremiah Rodriguez
>"can somebody tell me what this guy just said?"
Jayden Johnson
Why does that whale have a human name?
Colton Taylor
>who's the new cross bow man?
>points
>that's but a maiden, a mere lass
>maiden takes crossbow, cocks it, knocks the bolt, aims, fires, hits bullseye
>but how?
>mine Mother was quite fertile and I had seven brothers
Josiah Barnes
Dr. Pavel
Levi Miller
>BLACKS BULE
What do they bule, exactly?
Lincoln Martinez
>how did she do that?
>I grew up with 748 brothers
Jeremiah Sanders
>traces the signal to a baby monitor attached to explosives
Aaron Nelson
She's clearly a seal user
Despite her fishy breath she's qt
Ayden Roberts
>trust him? he's crazy!
>yeah, he's crazy, crazy like a fox
Hunter Thomas
But state laws are based as fuck
fuck federal faggoys
Henry Collins
look at him. look at him and laugh
Gavin Allen
Moot
Cameron Sanders
>This summer
>Boss Baby: Die Hard
Easton Cook
>*click click*
>everyone throws their empty guns away
>"we'll settle this like men"
Angel Harris
based
Cameron Gomez
>unzips
Hunter Carter
>Is there a plan b?
>This IS plan b.
Juan Ramirez
>why did you start with Plan b?
Cooper Ward
>it's no use, we need the password to get in
>hmm... there's a poster of the anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion next to the computer, try "Asuka Langley Sohryu"
>i'm in
Adam Scott
>character is supposed to be white
>doesn’t even have blue eyes and paper white skin
Jace Green
New critikal movie sounding lit
Matthew Robinson
because you were our plan A
Eli Watson
>time to move on to plan b
>there's a plan b?
>of course there's a plan b
>what is it?
>run!
Easton Hernandez
I vaguely remember someone on Yea Forums doing something like this a couple years back. But maybe I'm mistaken.
Levi Rivera
>Your password is “password”???
Nathan Morgan
Hellsing, but also Norman Osborne vs the US military industrial complex
Joseph Perez
>how are you going to get into the pentagon mainframe?
>a lot of luck
>*types password 1234*
>i'm in
Matthew Diaz
>what do we do now?
>Now....we wait....
Jack Russell
Kino moment every time
Jonathan Garcia
>give me the usual
>*bartender gives him a drink*
>girl: you come here a lot?
>it's my first time
Justin Gonzalez
What actual retard uses a password that in any way relates to their personal lives.
John Butler
Based consecutive posts
Joshua Gomez
>rips open shirt exposing large soft pillowy breasts
>who said I'm a guy?
Xavier Brooks
>character is supposed to be white
>doesn't have pink nipples
Asher Powell
Lmao
Kayden Cox
kekd
my password is the n word
Parker Sanders
Uhm actually, it's from the sequel to the Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises
Zachary Perry
>you’re just not terribly important to me
Oliver Watson
>do you hear that?
>no
>exactly
William Nguyen
checked
Asher Fisher
>pretty quiet
>yeah, maybe too quiet
Aaron Sanchez
>I never should've put you on this case, you're too close!
Tyler Diaz
>rookie finally corners rogue agent after murdering about 200 people, losing his wife, starting a war, and accidentally getting the president killed
>as he's about to shoot his mentor steps out
>congratulations, you passed the test
Anthony Hall
>no one would think of that
Charles Morales
NIGERUNDAIYO, SMOKEY
Christopher Wilson
>*bad guy steps into room wearing a trenchcoat smoking a cigarette*
>well, well, well, when i put you on this case i never thought you'd actually succeed
>chief???
Benjamin Anderson
> who said I had breasts that weren’t halfway down my torso in an unusual position
Samuel Foster
>this was plan A all along
Noah Reed
ur gf
Nathaniel Reed
based
Nathaniel Cruz
Jackson Morris
>*distant giggle*
>*Loud shut doors*
>*Fade to black*
>Shekelberg pictures presents
Bentley Robinson
>but that’s crazy!
>just crazy enough to work
Colton Clark
My main password is "password" in different language for last 10 years how fucked I am
Zachary Long
>*second guy steps into room wearing a trenchcoat smoking a cigarette*
>well, well, well, when i asked you to put someone on this case i never thought he'd actually succeed
>mr president???
Nathan Anderson
>that's crazy!
>crazy... or genious?
Henry Young
>*third guy steps into the room smoking a cigar and wearing an eyepatch*
>seems like you all made it
right...on....time
>Grandpa?!
Dylan Johnson
>main character and partner standing over the dead body of a character that was introduced 5 minutes ago
>Kowalski... he was fresh outta the academy and only 3 days from retirement. 2 kids with another on the way. His daughter just got accepted to Columbia
Liam Martinez
>no Facebook, no Twitter, no Instagram, no Snapchat, no Kik, no Tumblr, no Reddit gold account, no Flickr, no Linkedin, no Myspace, no Bebo, no Runescape, no Habbo Hotel........ this guy's a ghost
Daniel Adams
>How did you do that?
>I could tell you, but the I'd have to kill you.
Ryder Roberts
Most normal people
Jose Perry
>I could kill you, but then I'd have to tell you
Joshua Young
>why are you telling me all of this
>because you're not leaving this place alive
Jason Johnson
>Character gets shot
>Woman goes OHH GOD OHH MY GOOOD
Nathan Ortiz
>THE MAYORS BEEN FUCKING MY BOIPUCCI ALL DAY BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU PULLED
>TURN IN YOUR BADGE
Tyler Thomas
>Man gives girl a knife
>"Can you handle this?"
>*spins it around*
>*throws it in the air and catches the blade*
Jacob King
>He - He can't be trying to [ClVillainous masterplan], right?
>Calm down, [Hero], there's nothing to worry about. [Villainous masterplan] requires [High-tech prototype], and [High-tech Prototype] is located in [Safe location]. There's no way he'll try to raid [Safe location], that thing is safer than Fort Knox!
>...Yeah, you're probably right.
>*cut to [Safe Location] at night, tense music starts playing*
Henry Hill
>female character gives protagonist amazing blowjob
>”Where did you learn that?”
>”I grew up with seven brothers”
Bentley Hernandez
Kurassic Park III
Isaiah Stewart
Can you tell me what movie you're quoting
Charles Diaz
>”The Children”
>Nominated for 13 Cannes Festival awards
Josiah Gonzalez
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Hunter Gray
this is /kino/
Oliver Thomas
my short film entitled "Yea Forums film quotes on september 16, 2019"
Lucas Phillips
>Hell, even his Facebook is a ghost town, only happy birthday messages from relatives with no replies from him
Sweetie Pepe . Jpg
Caleb Bell
what a garbage thread, why did I make it?
Jack Jackson
>male protagonist goes undercover in a gay bathhouse
>gets gang ass fucked
>Police chief asks “ where’d you learn that?”
>I had 777 brothers
Bentley Jones
Men in black
Carson Smith
Men in back
Chase Clark
all of them
Blake Phillips
Checked. Also this is the best thread on 4channel right now
Luke Lopez
>I'm the REAL OP!
Nicholas Miller
The only good thread on/tv/ is dyinggggg.....
Jaxon Jenkins
>WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?
Jason Barnes
You need to determine who is the real OP!
Carson Turner
I’m the real OP. Don’t shoot me. You KNOW me.
Jack Rogers
*BANG*
>how did you know?
>I didn't
Adrian Adams
>heh i know a trick for times like this
>okay "OP" how many cocks have you sucked?
Mason Cook
*Slow clapping*
Angel Price
>you can shoot me but you can’t foil my plan. Right now, my advanced AI network is triggering every internet server to shut down. You cannot stop it without the secret code word which only I ha...... uhhhh.......gasp
Christopher Reed
over 9000
Jace Sullivan
***FUTILE BUMP***
Aiden Price
thread ruined y bunch of retards
Hudson Nelson
*tick tick tick tick tick tick*
i'm in