What would happen if I just ran into the kinoplex without paying? I want to watch Joker in the most Joker way possible.
What would happen if I just ran into the kinoplex without paying? I want to watch Joker in the most Joker way possible
The most joker way would be to pay for a ticket then take a giant stinking shit on the floor for the wagies to clear up
Depends if you live in poverty and there's a black person theater around. Sadly, the only theaters around me are all fancy recliner reserved seating (or I would Joker it up too).
My theater has a place where you can jump down into the ticket-controlled area, but it feels a bit risky.
Just redpill the bouncer
Sometimes there's not even a guy checking tickets in front of the theatre. I legit think I can buy some popcorn, sit in the lobby for a couple of minutes and walk in casually.
>I legit think I can buy some popcorn...
I don't think you've done the math user
Okay
So I can take an empty popcorn bag from the garbage, fill it up with home made popcorn, refill an empty cup and walk into the theater
i wonder if thats actually illegal, worst you would probably get is a stern wagie telling you to go back
illegal, theft of services, but they probably would just tell you to leave
>get back in line
They're not even servicing you though. I mean unless you tip the ticket ripper to rip the skin
Trespassing at best.
The best Joker way is to dress as a clown, with a "we all are clowns"-sign and use a fart-pillow constantly!
Lol
I'd imagine that someone just comes to tell you to leave. Last time I went to movies there wasn't even anyone to check the tickets.
...Here's your popcorn user..
thanks ni- uh, I mean Robert! :)
unironically the most Joker way possible would be to actually rise up and do a mass shooting during the "what you deserve" scene
Definitely do something with your shit.
SIR, YOU MUST PAY FOR YOUR TICKET
SIR, NO RUNNING IN THE KINOPLEX, PLEASE STOP
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
ROBERT LOOK OUT FOR THAT BANANA
>user buys the 10$ popcorn to avoid the 7.50$ movie ticket