What would happen if I just ran into the kinoplex without paying? I want to watch Joker in the most Joker way possible

What would happen if I just ran into the kinoplex without paying? I want to watch Joker in the most Joker way possible.

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The most joker way would be to pay for a ticket then take a giant stinking shit on the floor for the wagies to clear up

Depends if you live in poverty and there's a black person theater around. Sadly, the only theaters around me are all fancy recliner reserved seating (or I would Joker it up too).

My theater has a place where you can jump down into the ticket-controlled area, but it feels a bit risky.

Just redpill the bouncer

Sometimes there's not even a guy checking tickets in front of the theatre. I legit think I can buy some popcorn, sit in the lobby for a couple of minutes and walk in casually.

>I legit think I can buy some popcorn...
I don't think you've done the math user

Okay
So I can take an empty popcorn bag from the garbage, fill it up with home made popcorn, refill an empty cup and walk into the theater

i wonder if thats actually illegal, worst you would probably get is a stern wagie telling you to go back

illegal, theft of services, but they probably would just tell you to leave