"There's a pervasive myth that the majority of people who died in the holocaust were Jewish. In fact...

"There's a pervasive myth that the majority of people who died in the holocaust were Jewish. In fact, it was mostly people of short stature."

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He could've just hopped from gas particle to gas particle to get up through the chimney.

germans killed more slavs than jews

He walks like a Morrowind character

Look how fucking tiny he is
I want to throw him into a child’s play area and watch him get bullied

"The only reason our people were not completely wiped out was because we were so easy to hide."

That's why the wooden doors worked so well.
No one could reach the doorknob.

when meteors come back for round 2 and wipe out humanity, a race of Warwicks will emerge from the burrows

Is this from Warwick Davis and the Seven Dwarfs of Auschwitz?

Not funny so fuck off

I want to build a time machine just so that I can drag Warwick Davis by his puny baby legs to 1941 and shove him in a gas chamber. He'll scream at the top of his munchkin lungs and desperately beg me to let him go. Pleading with me, reasoning with me, but it won't work. He attempts to bribe me, and I pretend to accept. Only to kick him in his face while he's getting out his wallet. With no expression on my face, I shove him in the gas chamber while he's giving all of his pathetic strength to stop the wooden door from being closed. With one swift kick to his chest, he's sent flying to the corner of the gas chamber. The wind knocked out of him, he barely mumbles "p-please..." as I slam shut the door. Hearing Warwick suffocate slowly gives me nothing but immense pleasure. I stop the gas and enter the chamber, only to drag him out into the pouring rain and shoot him in his stupid tiny fucking face while he's coughing up blood.

its fucking real mate

ebin b8

>a world populated solely by midges
now that's a terrifying thought

Fresh midepost. Reminds me of this underrated, disgusting gem of a pasta:
How I would love to lock Warwick Davis into a lead-lined chamber with a lump of uranium-238 inside for an hour or so. I would get someone todrag him out and watch as he starts puking and stumbling over his pathetic midget leg-stumps dizzily, finally losing consciousness. I would then take him to a comfortable bed and impersonate a doctor - putting him to rest, pretending to look after him and ensuring him that he would get better. As the days pass, the disgusting little goblin will get worse and worse, vomiting, shitting piping-hot bloody diarrhoea and generally screaming in pain from his now burned and necrotic flesh, his internal organs failing and his chromosomes melting. But I would still lie to this festering imp and tell him it gets worse before it gets better. As he gets to his final stages of acute radiation poisoning, I will reveal that i lied to him the whole time and that he is going to die. The demonic pipsqueak starts bawling his beady eyes out as I let out a hearty laugh. He begs to be put out of his mercy, but I ignore his pathetic whines and start peeling his bubbling mottled skin from his tiny arms. The screams get louder and louder as I peel and peel, and I finally get some peace when I stuff the sticky, squelching flesh into his disproportionate midge-mouth. I get a bucket of his own bloody diarrhoea and rub it into his raw, exposed flesh, and finally close the curtain, turn off the lights and exit the medical room forever - leaving this satanic little munchkin to expire.

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So many underrated Warwick pastas, like the one at the shopping mall during Christmas or being beaten to death with his own children as weapons.

Why does Yea Forums hate warwick so much?

Yea Forums hates fucking everyone. But Warwick especially so because he threatened to sue Yea Forums

He cried to Yea Forums owners and standard bully logic is bully harder if it upsets them

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this comment is underrated as fuck

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Is he talking about the rampant eugenics in the nazi empire?
People of short stature=little people=unborn children?

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jesus fucking christ

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He kicked the hornet's best, basically. There was a great period where new midge pastas were being pumped out constantly. It was like a game of one upsmanship in terms of seeing who could write the most verbose and elaborate post about killing/torturing Warwick.