Because it's reddit shit for reddit larpers. You're not Aragorn. You're a fat faggot.
Mason Jackson
>everything reddit likes is bad
Fycking retard.
Austin Carter
>why are the LOTR movies hated so much here?
they aren't.
William Lewis
>why are the LOTR movies hated so much here?
I don’t think they are. They’re were a lot of really nice LOTR threads in 2012 when the Hobbit movies were starting to come out. Pretty much universally praised and a lot of fun memes. Makes me miss that era of Yea Forums. The only thing in recent memory that gave me that feeling was the Twin Peaks generals two years ago.
Lincoln Young
There*, I think I’m retarded
Robert Brown
>Why are the LOTR movies hated so much here? They aren't. We can't have a LOTR discussion without the Hobbit movies being brought up, however, and those are absolute shite.
>no Imrahil >no Ghan-buri-Ghan >rangers replaced by shitty elves >green goo beat everything >plate armor >telling archers to fire >orc pikes at Pelennor are 3 feet long >no Glorfindel >no scouring of the Shire >Legolas aimbot suddenly can't shoot muslim Uruk hai >Merry and Pippin don't grow >no extended scene of Frodo smoking weed for 20 years before doing anything >no Barrow wights and enchanted blades >Gimli reduced to comic relief >Aragorn murdering a herald >no extended scene of everyone calling Galadriel a stupid whore for opposing her uncle who did nothing wrong >no Rosie bathing scene
I hope you aren't talking about the hobbit movies when you say universally praised.
Lucas Harris
they arent its the hobbit movies no one likes
Jacob Butler
Of course not
Ayden Lewis
All that is gold does not glitter Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes, a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.
LOTR is comfy as all fuck and I will not be influenced by haters.
>LOTR >Hated LOTR is one of the few sacred cows of Yea Forums and you will be lynched if you say otherwise you retard. Even more so the movies still spawn memes 20 fucking years later
Asher Thompson
this is what (((they))) want you to think because the movies don't conform to their multikulti utopia
Grayson Morris
>>no extended scene of Frodo smoking weed for 20 years before doing anything Now how amazing would that have been >23 season series >20 seasons of hobbit drama/soap opera in the Shire with the occasional Gandalf visit >only last 3 are actually LotR
Ethan Young
>some fag tries to make a shitty LOTR meme thread >half the time it turns into a massive comfy lore dump
yeah, nobody hates LOTR, they're the only threads that get derailed in a positive way.