Singlehandedly comes close to completely tanking a multi-billion dollar IP

Kathleen Kennedy and her yes men/women tanked Disney star wars not just manlet
This
>Wrong photo
This also

Solo was a better movie but tanked due to how bad TLJ was received.

Solo is a bland piece of trash with no character or energy
It's inert, boring, forgettable
At least you can look at TLJ and continuously find ridiculous terrible decisions
It's like watching someone die in their sleep vs that video of the truck slamming through traffic and the guy getting hit by the streetlight just as he's about to get away
It's so dense, there's so much going on

So you're just watching it to be an edgelord, ok.

You're not understanding
Something being predictable, bland looking, but "perfectly servicable" isn't as interesting as a catastrophe of filmmaking and storytelling like TLJ
We could, and the culture has, spent years tearing apart TLJ, finding new things to be amazed about in terms of how baffling the choices are
Solo was forgotten a couple weeks after it came out

Only reason I skipped Solo was because TLJ killed my interest in Star Wars

>a complete failure of a man
>trying to be edgy by subverting expectations
>kills off boomer characters
>intentionally makes all women in the movie huge incompetent bitches
yep, he's definitely an user

You really think Disney, the studio the constantly fire it's directors over "creative differences" really gave Rian full creative control over the movie?
Are you retarded?
They didn't even gave full control to JJ, a way more successful and jewish accomplished director.
The sequel trilogy as disineg by committee, KK and her cabal is behind it all. That's way Rian didn't got thrown under the bus.
And the only reason KK is not fired it's because no one in sound mind would want to touch her position and the projects that she already greenlit.

based as it gets fellas

>Maz isn’t a 1800 year old Jedi Master in the body of an 12-year-old-girl.
>Rey isn’t a cute boy with long flowing hair who wears dresses.
No he’s not.

That was JJ Abrams, cuck

I’ve never seen so little effort put into a billion dollar movie before. As bland as MCU is at least they are competently made

>fixes your multi-billion dollar IP

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Good joke

>the only reason KK is not fired it's because no one in sound mind would want to touch her position
I also genuinely believe this is the case.

how did this ugly bastard make bdh

Like he fixed Star Trek with Into Darkness.

I remember getting excited that this manlet was directing Ozymandous. How the times changed him.

Yes he is, and I respect him for just throwing the existing lore in the trash and fucking around for 2 hours. NuWars is just fan fiction made by people who aren't even fans and deserves to be sabotaged in every way.

why did he need to take the job of the voice for the christine blasey ford puppet

Indy4 is the worst movie of all time though.

Last year there were rumours floating around saying exactly this. Allegedly even Abrams was offered her position, but straight out refuses to pick up this hot potato. Maybe that's what he meant in his famous "fuck it, I'll do what I want" interview: he now knows full well he can ignore KK and her Kronies.

Critics hated the prequels, but love the sequels.

They love Disney's blackmail.

nice nose

He ruined it by making TFA a hackneyed copy/paste of ANH. He's the reason why we never got Luke, Han, Leia, Lando, Chewbacca, C-3PO, and R2-D2 interacting onscreen together again.

I think people place too much blame on Kennedy when she's just a poster girl. She's been producing movies for like thirty years, many of them great. I have a feeling that like Abrams or someone of his ilk made the calculated decision to sell her as the new George Lucas when in reality that person doesn't exist anymore - which is why nu-Wars is such a messy clusterfuck.

And their mousebux

Not Ron's fault. Solo was doomed from the start because no one wanted a Han Solo origin story.

and after him it's d&d time to finish the job

I guarantee KK was the one to force Star Wars into doing the whole "girl power" thing, because it seemed like something a woman in her position would think is a smart move for the franchise to gain more mainstream appeal.

it's time for your dilation now, user

Nuwars is all part of the clover field universe

I liked the last Jedi quite a bit. I will never understand the hate.
Then again I only got into the series a year or so before the buyout so maybe I just don't "get" the childhood ruining stuff. Luke Skywalkers portrayal made complete sense to me

Nah, it's more like a exec kind of call.
Think about, man are already into star wars, women in the other hand are not. You can expand you bran by pandering to an untapped demo.
All this woke and feminist shit, came from board meetings, not rouge actors like skeptics™ want you to believe.
They do this kind o pandering because:
Women are responsible for 80% o the buying decisions in the household
Gays have much more disposable income, compared to straights
Depressed and mentally ill people (aka trannies, nonbinary etc) more prone to impulse buy

Fuck Starshit

This. Star wars has always been a boys club. The girl power thing screams "reaching a broader audience"

>I will never understand the hate.
They scapegoated RJ to justify a reboot

and they will be just as wrong as prequel apologists are now

link to the vid?

It's not as bad as this Predator movie. Also Indy 5 is going to make Indy 4 look like Indy 3.

JJ shills are just embarrassing themselves at this point.

based, nerds seething

Your snoke theory sucks

>singlehandedly
No, he's just one of the poster boys, but Disney killed Star Wars in one of the greatest examples of corporate franchise mismanagement the world has ever seen. It's been a long string of bad decisions on their part.
>killing the entire EU rather than just everything post-ROTJ like they should have done
>killing Lucasarts and giving EA exclusive rights to produce Star Wars vidya
>forcing a new Star Wars movie every year, resulting in the same amateurish lowbrow crap we get from Marvel
>not even having their sequel trilogy planned out beforehand, even though Lucas gave them an outline, which was scrapped by J.J. for not being 'diverse' enough
>trying to turn Star Wars into an IP for girls in order to sell Barbies
>hiring terrible writers like Cuck Wendig and assorted tumblrinas who feel the need to self-insert their pansexual gender perversions into children's books
>allowing the art director for the movies to shit all over established creature design
>making Galaxy's Edge into some sequel-era planet that nobody cares about instead of Tatooine or another legacy planet in addition to all the other problems it has
I'm sure there's stuff I'm forgetting, but it's been one bad decision after another to the point where it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

>I don't understand why everyone hates this movie that unceremoniously killed off one of cinema's most beloved heroes for the past 40 years
>by the way I only became a fan seven years ago

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don't forget:
>destroying and killing off the main characters of the original trilogy because Lucas still owned 25% of their rights
>replacing said characters with mery sue character 100% owned by Disney

So what you just never wanted them to die?

not him but if you're killing off a super important charracter maybe you should give them a proper send off? Not fucking dying because lol hologram is so tiring.

Stop crying you fucking manchildren, Star Wars was mediocre to begin with. It's good that it's dying. Based Johnson and every retarded Disney executive.

This man is a hero. He knew Disney would drain everything good out of Star Wars to feed their machine, and he saved it the only way he could: With a swift mercy-kill.

Like all heroes, he will be unsung and vilified in his age. I will always thank him from the bottom of my heart for killing my favorite franchise before it degenerated beyond recognition,

>the one supposed to save you burned everything you have to the ground
Based as fuck

ANH and ESB are unironically kino. Also some of the EU stuff, I suppose the Thrawn trilogy of books is good stuff.

Yes, because we're always concerned about an omnipotent entity's gender. Christians and Muslims must be seething

She was the one who decided to have 3 different directors and no over arching story from the start.

I would have liked to see all the OT characters share some screentime, at least. Luke Skywalker was supposed to be the most powerful Jedi master in the history of the galaxy, but we saw more action from 80-year-old Christopher Lee in AOTC and ROTS than we did from Mark Hamill in TLJ. It was just incredibly underwhelming and lame.

And the one who created the LucasFilm Story Group™ composed entirely of #MeToo feminists. Funny thing is that they apparently didn't have anything to do with the story of the movies though.

this and based. As a newcomer to the franchise these sequels are on par with the originals. Hell, ESB is my least favorite of the 5.

No they won't.

Based and Rianpilled

Disney doesn't own 100% of Luke's character.
He wasn't allowed to steal the limelight from their proprietary characters.

This theory keeps getting repeated here, but I haven't seen any kind of source.

It's by far the most rational explanation for Disney's retarded handling of the IP.

>why yes, "I liked the last Jedi quite a bit", how can you tell?

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It was a tandem effort. No surprise that the only two passable nuWars films are publicly acknowledged to have the least amount of KK involvement until last minute panic "fixes."

>comes close

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Like a dog gets fixed

Think about the music in Disney's shit, they always have to just barely shy away from the original music. It's why they bought Fox. Same with Marvel, there's stuff they just can't legally do.

As thoroughly flawed meme troves born from a genuinely creative, well-meaning idiot?

The prequels were silly and flawed, but you could respect them as being part of Lucas' creative vision. The sequels are just manufactured trash with no soul.

Not his fault at all
Literally all of Solos problems come from Kathleen Kennedy
Don't believe any Disney made rumours that the directors are to blame it's 100% on her.

This.

>The sequel trilogy as disineg by committee, KK and her cabal is behind it all. That's way Rian didn't got thrown under the bus.
The Story Group sits around and does jack shit until KK sees something she doesn't like and panics. This happened to Solo and R1. Rian didn't get thrown under the bus because he actually took the initiative to run EVERYTHING by KK and co., repeatedly, and they rubber stamped nearly all of it. So they can't blame the director without implicating themselves and thus by proxy whichever chucklefucks upstairs put KK in charge. It's a bad look because it means not only does KK have a poor track record of picking directors, but apparently has terrible sense for Star Wars period. Had TLJ not made so much money there would have been a reshuffling after Solo bombed.

>turns around and wins Best Picture the very next year
Yea Forums retards BTFO hard

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>It will be talked like Alien 3, X3 or Indy4. And these films are nowhere near as bad as TLJ
Imagine having taste this bad.

There isn't a single scene in tlj I like even remotely it's a gaint stinker

>comes close
>implying it hasn’t tanked

Nice try for damage control, Disney

>implying the academy awards committee hasn't been run by feminst/communists since 2010

The prequels can only be appreciated now because everyone and their mother blew out their dopamine receptors in tearing them apart and hating them for 10 or so years

the prequels are fun for me because i get no pleasure from hating them anymore

that's on you bro, not the movie.

>tfw i'm already hearing the over-used rlm jokes in their review for this movie
i might as well unsubscribe.

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Every scene was liquid shit
The movie was so bad it tanked the franchise
You cannot deny it was a massive flop
Star wars to this date still has barely turned a profit so what does Disney do? Double down as using it as a political mouthpiece and the force is female shit driving original fans away because it's not star wars anymore but sjwoke

The casino scene the whole island training shit blue milk porgs sperg ren and rei Skype jedi texts Luke dying all of it was handled terribly by a director and committy who clearly needed to be held back at points and told NO
BUT that didn't happen and we've seen what a bunch of yes men with good intentions can make
The prequel trilogy is bad for its own reasons but it wasn't subversive shit like tlj

Completely not Ron’s fault. They brought him in to salvage a complete flusterfuck because they know he’s an absolute boss of a director. They did exactly the same thing with “The Dark Tower,” another ill-conceived project fraught with production woes. Solo had tons of things stacked against it from the outset.

First, it’s a prequel. That’s not automatically the kiss of death, but it’s definitely a hurdle that must be cleared. In order to clear it, you have to come up with a story that in some way expands on what we already know of the character and the setting. That’s where Solo sort of drops the ball - we already know everything relevant about Han Solo. We got it in the OT. In fact, the story actually undermines the OT by revealing that Han’s *always* had a soft spot for the Rebels, whatever they’re calling themselves. So that really only leaves the setting, which brings me to my next point.

Second, it doesn’t reveal anything jaw-dropping about the setting. No one was waiting with bated breath to see how Han and Chewie met or what the Kessel Run really is. EU fans had known these details for years. What they got from Solo was fantastically underwhelming in comparison.

Lastly, it’s harder to sell a story when you’ve already seen the main character’s tragic demise, and that’s precisely what we saw in TFA, a Han Solo who died a failed hero, a failed husband, and a failed father, at the hands of his own son, no less. It wasn’t even an heroic sacrifice, just an ignoble death on a bridge, barely even acknowledged in either the film or the one that followed. Couple that with the negative response to TLJ, and it’s a miracle Solo made as much as it did.

You want a good premise for a Solo movie? Set it entirely on Kashyyyk. Make it about Han and Chewie aiding a Wookie resistance to overthrow an Imperial garrison. Make it clear by the conclusion that the Wookiee’s and Han look at *both* sides with a cynical eye - one for oppressing them, the other for turning a blind eye to them. Want a perfect closer that sets up the characters we meet in the OT? Have someone from the Rebellion approach them for help with something. Have them respond with, “Yeah? What’s in it for us?”

OP is a Disney shill desperate to stir up anything to get people talking about Star Wars again. OP also sucks nigger cocks.

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>The movie was so bad it tanked the franchise
>You cannot deny it was a massive flop
It made over a billion dollars.
>Star wars to this date still has barely turned a profit so what does Disney do? Double down as using it as a political mouthpiece and the force is female shit driving original fans away because it's not star wars anymore but sjwoke
dude stop watching nobullshit. That guy is an actual brainlet.
>The casino scene the whole island training shit blue milk porgs sperg ren and rei Skype jedi texts Luke dying all of it was handled terribly by a director and committy who clearly needed to be held back at points and told NO
BUT that didn't happen and we've seen what a bunch of yes men with good intentions can make
The prequel trilogy is bad for its own reasons but it wasn't subversive shit like tlj

form cohesive sentences bro.

One bad movie can ruin a franchise. Look at Ghost busters. Sony had sequels and shows, cartoons and a line of kids toys planned but had to scrap it all because of the bad blood between the director and the fans. I believe the top executive at Sony was a woman as well. I think the root cause of these fiascos ( GB and SW) may be toxic feminism tbqfwy.

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She green lit and possibly demanded Luke’s character assassination thinking doing so would make the fans like Rey and hate Luke.

can't tell if you're baiting or not. good day.

How the fook is he baiting? Alienating the fans kills the franchise. Good day.

>>The movie was so bad it tanked the franchise
>>You cannot deny it was a massive flop
>It made over a billion dollars.
They lost that on combined toy sales alone marketing etc
I don't buy their bullshit Hollywood accounting
Same thing they did with captain marvel faking full sessions in cinemas why wouldn't they do that with their flagship movie with word of mouth so bad I haven't seen since the prequels
>>Star wars to this date still has barely turned a profit so what does Disney do? Double down as using it as a political mouthpiece and the force is female shit driving original fans away because it's not star wars anymore but sjwoke
>dude stop watching nobullshit. That guy is an actual brainlet.
Who? That's my original thoughts not some dumb ranting tuber
>>The casino scene the whole island training shit blue milk porgs sperg ren and rei Skype jedi texts Luke dying all of it was handled terribly by a director and committy who clearly needed to be held back at points and told NO
You didn't rebuke my point
>BUT that didn't happen and we've seen what a bunch of yes men with good intentions can make
You just ignored it
>The prequel trilogy is bad for its own reasons but it wasn't subversive shit like tlj
You still don't deny this
>form cohesive sentences bro.
Form your own opinion? If you like the movie cool I don't care but defending the worse star wars movie ever made that most real fans hate is stupid
You might not be the typical porg owning moron but if you like this movie I don't care about your opinions

based Rian

>this just in the fans don't matter
Can't wait for sjwars to flop even harder as the echo chamber that's left burns out

He's blaming the downfall of the movie because a top executive at sony was a women and toxic feminism. You based retard.
>They lost that on combined toy sales alone marketing etc
>Same thing they did with captain marvel faking full sessions in cinemas why wouldn't they do that with their flagship movie with word of mouth so bad I haven't seen since the prequels
source?
>You still don't deny this
you're just saying words with no purpose. How am i supposed to rebuke that?
> If you like the movie cool I don't care but defending the worse star wars movie ever made that most real fans hate is stupid
What the fuck? are you foreign? Also "real fans"? what does that even mean?
>You might not be the typical porg owning moron but if you like this movie I don't care about your opinions
nice cope

You could be right, but I think the executives, producers, and directors also have to be seriously out of touch to make some of the decisions they did.

Hi orbiter the last jedi sucks by a wide margin
Buying off fans and critics won't work long term
The majority of fans I'd argue hated it and I'm not just saying that because I do it's because it's true
It absolutely tanked after its first week compared to tfa which made 3x as much with less budget

Instead of trying to logically deny this you just use insults and buzzwords

Fuck off gooday

You expect a white Jewish femenist echo chamber to be not out of touch?
If they where in touch they'd make rei sexy as fuck to throw us incels a boner then cut the bumbling male black sidekick trope and put a lovable Brad in there or something.

The only other shit in sjwoke I didn't mind was the robots

But yeah obviously nuwars isn't gonna get any better

"Why yes, of course I'll save you."
>has fingers crossed

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This movie is just going to be Brick: Gosford Park Edition. Not that that’s bad; just not terribly imaginative.

based seething incel

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Who's the 2nd from the left with the milkers
Massive hate boner I'd fuck her back out of femenism

>Buying off fans and critics won't work long term
source?
>The majority of fans I'd argue hated it and I'm not just saying that because I do it's because it's true
source
>tfa which made 3x as much with less budget
the budget is sketchy on whether it was more of less than tlj. you're also comparing a movie that was a comeback to the franchise and it's sequel.

Only decent kino he made was looper
it's a poor man's Nolan tenet and breaking bad
Again I ask why defend this movie? It's objectively hated and considered bad by anyone with a functional brain

How much has the Mouse lost money on Star Wars Galaxy's Edge so far?

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They cook the books so their loses will be minimal.

based milk poster

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Sorry you pathetic male boomers. The force is female and Star Wars isn't for you anymore. I'm a woman. Educated. pan-sexual. All my friends loved The Last Jedi. It was made for us.

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>Again I ask why defend this movie? It's objectively hated and considered bad by anyone with a functional brain
chan
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>functional brain

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Not him, but I'll admit I enjoyed TLJ more TFA. TFA just felt like an insulting ripoff and nostalgia cash-in, whereas TLJ was mildly amusing for how weird and bad it was.

No idea, but the sequels would be ten times better if they had that titcow play Rey or Rose.

Not baiting. Doing a whole scale gender swap is a big change especially if you have to turn all the male characters into sniveling cowards villains or corpses since you're suddenly catering to women who , according to some feminists somewhere at Lucas Film , hate all men. That and diversity hires of people with no talent killed the franchise. Call me sexist for pointing it out but What they did was extremely sexist considering SW is traditionally beloved by men to begin with. It was very passive aggressive like what an angry feminist cat lady would do.

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>Singlehandedly
Kennedy and JJ helped where they could

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Alien 3 is kino though.

Occasional reminder that Episodes 2 and 3 are still easily the worst performing mainline movies in the franchise, even if you adjust for inflation.

I think they thought they could force Star Wars to mimic the popularity of Marvel among women while simultaneously trying to deny that the MCU only became popular with women because they hired a bunch of hunky lead actors to play Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Loki, Dr. Strange, etc.

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I can't rewatch tlj or tfa
Neither where so bad they where good
Even this
Great you can have it let's see how long it stays afloat since international audiences hated tlj and everything after it
Agreed.
Star wars was lacking sex appeal
Why women wunna identify with a flat chested androgrnous boring sticc with a ugly alien mouth head I dunno
At least kylo is ok but that's a fluke I'm sure of it
99% Adam driver been based and over acting the shit out of the role despite the dumb script trying to make him loo like a edgy anime 30 something nerd
No it's not its a well known fucking disaster.

It's fascinatingly bad though more interesting cluster fuck than tlj behind the scenes
Unlike tlj where they wrote and filmed the first draft a3 didn't even have a finished script hence the dumb ending and weird cult monk prison

Felt like aylmao Oz in space

Fewer people saw movies back then, and the critics absolutely tore the prequels to pieces. Social media was not as widespread, so people cared more about critic reviews as well.

Looper is pure garbage. It’s video proof that Johnson doesn’t have the brain to write sci-fi of any kind.

>I can't rewatch tlj or tfa
>Neither where so bad they where good
Same. They're only watchable the first time because of your own morbid curiosity for how they're going to unceremoniously shit all over your childhood.

>ruined a mediocre kids franchise that helped mold a generation of manchildren into the faggots they became
yeah that's going to be a BASED from me

At least mcu had some titty early on with jewbs but that faded
Idc it's just boring not because of lack of sex appeal it's just wasted opportunity.

No ma rating hurts all the stakes as well since everything looks too clean and fake even the deaths done hit hard

I hate to bring them up but corridor digitals r rated mcu style shit would have been cool
At least give us ma directors cuts but nope just additional lame extra end credit scenes? Gay
Eh it was conceptually OK but yeah horrible execution just like all of rjs stuff
The one time he got hand-held on breaking bad he actually made his best work I wonder why....

>lacking sex appeal

excuse me?

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>Fewer people saw movies back then
Tell that to Titanic. What a retarded excuse. You know which Star Wars movie made most at the B.O. when adjusted for inflation? The one that came out in fucking 1977.

Are the only options “live forever” and “die in a really dumb way, unredeemed, with your life’s work passed on to some original donut steel”?

And setting that side, TLJ falls apart even as a standalone, it’s not just about what they’ve done to legacy characters. The plot only happens because characters all had their IQs halved and you get shit like Finn declaring hyperspace tracking impossible sandwiched between scenes of him talking about two different types of hyperspace tracking. You don’t need a childhood of Star Wars to see how shit the story is.

Thank fuck my based dad let me watch Conan and terminator 2 predator as a single digit rather than onions shit he hated star wars OT as well and while I liked it I can see why now

She's too skinny
Bbw chav that bich up and I might consider breeding her with my virgin cummies

>You know which Star Wars movie made most at the B.O. when adjusted for inflation? The one that came out in fucking 1977.
Yes because it was a huge fad that made unprecedented use of special effects.

they're fine in a shitty action movie sort of way but they aren't actually good movies like some people make them out to be. they never were
>b...but the e-effects!!!!!
yeah fuck off

Look at this disgusting mammary obsessed pervert. He probably wants his mommy too. She should beat him up later with her giant penis staff. Good thing Rey is there to save the day. - women

Half of Predator is making fun of movies that glorify manly violence like Commando. But as often, it flew over people's heads.

Same as the prequels then. Are we done this dumb shit?

Pretty much. RJ is shit but he's consistent. KK is also the person that ruined several other films including A.i. It's true.

He cries tears of joy at advertisements for soulless corporate products. He doesn't care about anything, he has nothing, he is nothing. He is the embodiment of human suffering in the 21st century western world. Perpetually kept in a state of suspended animation, fed through tubes, through screens and speakers, as his mind body and soul rots into dust. While he is assured by his masters that he is living, he blindly believes them, as they suck his life-force dry and leave him an empty inhuman husk, and he thanks them for all of it and begs them for more.

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Bro, you just posted cringe

How did the prequels make unprecedented use of special effects when there was already the OT? The most revolutionary thing the prequels did with special effects was introduce the first fully CGI character to interact with human actors. The problem was that everyone hated Jar Jar Binks so much that Lucas had to retool his story for AOTC to sideline him.

>shitty action movie
>prime arnie
Dude come on.
Based boob monster dabbing on inferior female species
No it didn't the sexual Tyrannosaurus bit and others (like nigger shaving when he doesn't have a beard) or Shane blacks entire character or Nobel savage guy where all extremely funny and obvious as a kid even
I haven't heard the story of how she ruined ai in detail go on...

Unprecedented amount (and in places quality) of CGI. Big difference between something like Jurassic Park and its whole 7 minutes of partial CG to Episode 2.

I meant Jessie Ventura's over the top macho attitude, champ.

No, not a chance. Fucking watch it get forgotten, no one with a brain believes it fits in with the others. Besides, the prequels were extremely well received by fans during their initial releases, it was just the critics who panned it at the get-go, fair or not.

>100%
My god this is going to be absolutely unwatchable isn’t it?

That guy needs to get a grip. How embarrassing.

>shitty action movie
so Star Wars is amazing? how exactly? cool LIGHTSABRE AND SPACE BATTLES or was it the shitty acting that lured you in? also i didn't even comment on Predator. YA COPE? YA SEETHE??? Now if you'll excuse me I'm an NJPW CHAD that posts on Yea Forums and need to watch the Japanese pro wrestling show from this morning. Although a pleb like you wouldn't know about this adult form of pure kino.

Jurassic Park 2 came out in 1997, while The Phantom Menace came out in 1999. Jurassic Park 2 used a lot of CGI, so I don't think TPM was as revolutionary in that regard as you claim it was. One of the big criticisms of the prequels was their overuse of green screening rather than practical sets.

THIS

>comes close

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I expect it to be a propaganda...I mean a social commentary film.

Yeah was watching it recently but there's the old mantra about how it was meant to be Spielberg shlock or whatever I'm not really sure who popularized that bullshit mantra but it's easily proven false but to make a really long story short she's been this nuisance her entire professional career.

This is supposedly attributed to her meddling.
youtube.com/watch?v=C-c4Xi6RjVs

Do you really not see the difference between JP2 having a fight between 2 CG dinosaurs and the entire coloseum brawl in Episode 2? And literally all the clones being CG?

Yeah that's his name
Ventura is a nutter but he's entertaining like Alex jones
Yep
Least brick had a lofi student film vibe
That's just gonna be the casino scene mixed with it plus sjwoke
Wrestling has been shit since the 10s
And no I liked star wars OT purely for the visuals
Nothing else was particularly interesting apart from the universe which was improved and then ruined by eu
That ain't so bad
At least it tried to stick the ending despite spielpedo going from aylmao to warm and fuzzy in a jarring way the rest was kino despite not looking as clean stylistically as Kubrick it was a good effort certainly the last decent movie he made besides minority report

>Wrestling has been shit since the 10s
make the switch to AEW user

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I'm not saying it's the same thing, I'm just saying that it was not as huge of a leap as the 1977 Star Wars was from previous sci-fi action movies like Planet of the Apes.

You're a real brainlet there.

I find it endlessly fascinating because it has to be one of the most 50/50 films I've ever seen. We go from long static hallway shots, and all the other SK trademarks to suddenly BOOM, cg town, crane pans and a Robin Williams cg monstrosity.

when you need to resort to borderline nudes to make a woman seem attractive, she's unattractive.

I'm sorry, but what was your point again? That Star Wars is shit because its CGI was good for its time or something?

I don't know that much about it besides the DVD extras
I just wish it was less tone deaf with the cgi but at least it was no bfg (which I won't watch) or ready player one

We've seen her nudes before onions wars and she's unattractive imho
Swars ot used computer controlled cameras and rigs that's it no cgi involved

The movie was shit on many more levels than just muh Luke.
But you need an iq higher than that of a styrofoam cup to notice them so I get why you didn't.

In 20 years the choreography of the throne room fight will still be worst dogshit ever seen, and 1st year writing schools will still point to TLJ as the finest example of when and how comedy is used in writing or in this case when and how it is not to be used to completely uproot the emotional buildup of a preceding scene whereby the reader/viewer simply loses any emotional attachment to the story because a ball-headed manlet retard wouldn't allow the scenes to finish properly.

Spielberg meant well he just hadn't touched a script since Goonies at that point. It was more death by committee.

>Rian killer Star Wars
Nah, he just raped the corpse
Lucas killled the saga with the prequels over a decade ago.

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Yes, goyim. Knives Out highlight everything that is wrong today in society, and calls out the racist nazis for what they truly are; wolves in sheep's clothing. Watch this movie at least 4 times, and bring your friends!

Definitely a pleb opinion but I wish I lived in the universe where Alien3 ended up being Michael Biehn schlock kino rather than what we got.

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>And that's a good thing!

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Well shit it wasn't that bad with that in mind.
Imagine what it would be like today
>David a fat dyke albino trans nigress with both sets of genitals
>their real (son) would be some mixed gender alphabetical soup meme
>the parents would be hilariously mixed race shit bmwm
>the corporation would be comically evil white men
>David's creator would be a sassy black and or Jewish ugly women who's like fuck men mmmhmm
>the trashbots would be all wamen and minorities
Imagine how bad it could have been instead we got some tone deaf shit and cgi that aged badly
Rusty as it was id take it

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>singlehandedly

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he made a bad movie but I love his refusal to admit it. As a sports fan it's fucking amazing. Imagine if a pitcher got lit up and allowed 10 runs in 3 innings, or a quarterback threw 5 picks in one game, and afterwards they insisted to everyone criticizing them "you just don't *get* it".

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Say what you will about Lucas, but he is a fucking genius idea man. He's just a shit director on top of it. That idea may sound wonky as hell, but I believe that's because we don't know the full details of the story outline. In the hands of a capable screenwriter and director, we could have gotten a glorious kino trilogy the likes of which the world has never seen.

>duh force haz a gendurrr

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Fuck that sounds kino.
If it wasnt for reddit hating prequels...

>This game’s not *for* you
>You’re just mad because you expected is to win

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Original point was that the sequel trilogy is easily outpacing the prequels, the rest is you dancing around finding excuses for why that's the case.

Disney is literally Kylo Ren

Imagine thinking your personal anger is an objective measure of failure.

His nose is so fucking weird even for a Jew

what site is this?

maybe he's a nazi

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Avellone > Johnson

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True. Me personally I can't wait for the new Blade personally I think it's going to be the tipping point for Disney. It's beloved by a lot more people than they realize and it's going to just piss everyone off.

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Why does anybody expects from a secretary who sucked Hollywood rpoducer's dick for jobs to be a competent producer? This woman's only skill is networking. She successfully positioned herself head of a multi billions $ studio and then completely destrioyed it. Lucasfilm is over. Its existence is meaningless because tehre's nothing special about this studio, they're producing Disney shlock like Marvel. I think when George sold it to Disney, it is mentioned the studio can' be shutdown for 10 years. He sold Lucasfilm to save the employees. I'm pretty sure Disney will close Lucasfilm in 2022 and they will only try to milk SW and Indiana Jones with crappy TV content.

lol

i love how the very same people who loathed man of steel for not muh superman say this

pure poetry

Why would anyone be surprised that the exact same ńûmäle critics who heaped praise upon his last shitpile doubled down here? That’s very on brand and meaningless when you consider pic related
>wins Best Picture
Lmao, I truly hope you aren’t this stupid

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jesus christ, that's fucked up, don't they realize they're running a shitshow of a website?

True enough. I think it stems from the fact that they got Marvel for pennies on the dollar to save them from their third or fourth bankruptcy and with it the little boys market they've been after since New Hope back in the 70s so it kind of left it all a clean slate and was more or less left to mishandle by committee.

My bets on the new mcu
It's liquid shit
Swars alone won't tank them but pixar Disney animation and mcu dying might
Hope disney+ flops as well

Yeah, the new movies and shows don't sound interesting at all. None of me or my friends are interested at all in them.

If you see old versions of these review sites and user reviews, you'll see the "Most Helpful" ones can be very negative.

>comes close
he did it, fully

no
a lot of people liked the prequels on release
no one likes this shit

How could anyone think it was Ron Howard's fault, he probably made the film relatively watchable if anything

Zoom zoom away zoomer

This retard was desperately trying to get Kotor 3 made. Imagine a Kotor game made by today's Bioware

>This retard
>former Obsidian is BioWare

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and just like then, they will be worse times than now.

Fourth, Kennedy fired the original directors when most of the filming was already done, and Ron Howard had to reshoot 80% of it, upping the budget.

>s single biggest and most recognizable franchise
Ron Howard did a Pokemon film?

What are you trying to prove here? He was trying to make it happen but thankfully EA rejected it. That still doesn't not make him a retard for wanting a Kotor game

This is true. I remember it distinctly. They were controversial sure. Younger kids loved the shit out of em, just like kids who grew up watching the OT. And toy sales were strong. Now no one's buying the merchandise.

If Netflix is Stringer Bell, and Disney+ is Omar, then Apple is Marlo.

Corporations have goldfish memory it's all just a repeat from ten years ago.

Yeah right, it’s a bad move flat out. It could be a it’s own stand off series not even Star Wars related and it would have been one of the worst films of the year. There was nothing good about that film, not even the camera work was well done. The force awakens was a decent film and that movie had a ton of good camera work. It’s pathetic people are still lapping up TlJ

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Yay let's hope their 70-80s nu cluster fuck kills them
They haven't made anything decent since moana and even their new least shitty movie was bland toy story 4

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I think killing the OT characters really hurt TLJ. With TFA it was kind of a surprise, and they didn't want to develop Han anymore. He went on one last adventure, and it was implied he had been on lots after the OT. But now the next one had Luke. Luke didn't leave the planet physically. I'm sure the next movie will have something with Leia. This isn't good in terms of the main character's story. TLJ crippled everything. TFA was a weak start.

Have sex, virgin.

lolno

Best Nurse Jenny.

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milkers 2nd from the left!

would also like to know the name of that milker and fuck the feminism outta her.

>but thankfully EA rejected it
>back when bioware was in the mid-late 2000s

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He wanted it done recently not in the mid 2000s

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This is satire... right?

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cringe
she did it unironically

based
did it ironically

After ruining Luke, Han and Leia they are turning their sights on Vader and the Sheev.

If the Emperor is alive, Anakin's story of the chosen one who fell to the dark side and eventually was redeemed after saving the galaxy would be completely pointless.

I have very little faith in Disney, but for the love of god, they wouldn't fuck Anakin's story up. Would they?

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this

Let's be honest vidya and merch carried the prequels almost as much as the hype and soundtrack as well as the preceding extended universe

The sjwequels don't even have that with both battlefronts being liquid shit as well

Funny because what could have been.

The short rtx reflection demo was more fun to watch than the movies and vidya combined

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You tell me, Satan.

>they wouldn't fuck up Anakin, would they?
>trips

We are fucked.

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It's from a book called Star Wars: Last Shot

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Last_Shot

You can always stop the saga at the conclusion of Return of the Jedi, user. Disney Wars isn't canon, nothing past 2011 is canon.

>we'll never get the true kotor 3
>we'll never explore the true sith empire
>we'll never walk planets with civilizations worshipping an ancient spirit of evil aka a true sith lord
>we'll never find revan
>we'll never see t3 again
>we'll never see the state of the galaxy post kotor 2
>we'll never see hotpants bastilla again
fug

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dumb phoneposter

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She's ugly too. It's just scientifically impossible to look at her face.

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>when EA has been rejecting kotor 3 for far longer

God, I wish this was possible.

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No they weren't.

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*Jumps on your multi-billion dollar IP*
>Eh nothing personal

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>no they weren't
Speaking to VG247, Avellone said the dev team always imagined the series as a trilogy, and started "working on the third game pitch" after the release of KOTOR 2.

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>singlehandedly revives a multibillion dollar IP that was destined to fail
yes, he' /ourguy/

What’s going on here?

saved

Remember the story about Alec Guinness telling a kid to never watch Star Wars again? Well, Rian Johnson made it happen. He made a movie so unappealing on every level that it actually made millions of neckbeards realize they have better things to do and give up on Star Wars.

They kinda were. Avellone said in an interview

"When we finished the second one we were all trying to restore our lives back to sanity,” Avellone remembers. “We did start working on the third game pitch, because we always imagined the trilogy. Even when working on the second game, we [tried] to foreshadow what Darth Revan was doing in the second game, and he wasn’t always just ruthlessly and mindlessly blowing everything up. He actually had a larger plan because there was some greater manipulation and threat going on."

Pre-orgy photoshoot.

Not immediately after Kotor 2. EA didn't even have Star Wars license back then.

I thought what was on the drawing board for 3 was what eventually made it into TORtanic.

The person who bungled the new trilogy is obviously J.J. Abrams. His soulless, superficial, Spielberg-ish take on Star Wars is boring.

>Not immediately after Kotor 2
>vg247.com/2019/04/13/star-wars-knights-of-the-old-republic-3-story/

based. this is how you kill a franchise

That's the entire creative think tank for The Last Jedi.

This is so depressing god

Sorta. They were planning a 3rd game for a while, EA pulled that muh singleplayer don't sell meme and now we have tor.

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If you need an "explanatory" universe for a trilogy of films there is a real fucking problem. Does no one at disney realize this?

ANH is really questionable. The first half hour, even though visually pleasing, is unwatchable with the sound on.

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They had some difficult times, leading to the initial cancellation but they tried asking many times for a KOTOR 3. Then at E3 some time later they ended up revealing TOR. youtube.com/watch?v=KwrmqqcWEz0

Why did he shill for TFA?

even the jew producer thinks rian is a giant manbaby

Maybe you belong in a subreddit instead

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Fucking saved.

god I loved the drew struzan-esque covers of the old EU
X-wing series ruled

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fpbp
tpwp

Well shit. I like my KOTOR games but TORtanic gave me nonstop hilarity for a good couple of months.

DING DRONG BANU RHINE.

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so everyone will hate them except paid shills and retards who were children when they came out and never took the time to mentally reexamine them?

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Now I'm imagining a proper sequel trilogy that, among other things, features Luke's formation of a new Jedi Order that makes a point to correct the errors and failings of the previous Jedi Order. Can you imagine all the cool interesting alien Jedi? In the prequels you have all these Jedi that you never really get to know which is understandable, however in the sequels getting to know several of these Jedi padawans would be an integral part of the story. You could go in all kinds of directions starting from there, a new Jedi Order. Add in an army of Sith from an unexplored region of the galaxy trying to conquer the New Republic. The new trilogy would be about the Force in an even grander scale. The Force Wars. New Jedi vastly outnumbered by a literal Sith army... New Republic troops with no superpowers wouldn't be much of a match... unless they built a Death Star to win the war... how controversial that would be in the New Republic!

KEK

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It still makes money despite everything, so they will keep doing literally anything with it and people will keep paying for it even if they dont like it.
>I didnt pay to see it though
Sure, but the 20 retards who did just because its Star Wars makes you irrelevant, nothing changes until those roles are flipped, which will never happen, because its Star Wars.

I miss them.

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>around 25 likes and retweets on each post

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nah the prequels were flawed but werenr as poorly recieved as the sequels not ibly that but the prequels ushered in the golden age of the EU with all the best vidya produced during the prequel era and before the buy out

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Another one

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On top of all that, the New Republic could very well lose faith in the new Jedi Order when they see them lose many battles against the invading Sith. The drama!! Oh man these are juicy ideas. These are just plot outlines and it's a thousand times better than what we've gotten.

>It still makes money despite everything

How?

dont worry disney managed to ruin them both as well

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>Imagine making a trilogy of movies that somehow makes this annoying asshole seem like a welcome addition to the star wars universe.

FUCK DISNEY

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lmao theyre hemoragging money with every movie, have a failed theme park and the merch rots on the shelf with Finn toys from TFA still not sold. the fan backlash against star wars is having demonstrable effects luckily because most of us dont have your weak minded defeatist attitude

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they are losing money every day pay no attention to that shill

I'm planning on writing the script for my version of ep7, re-using some assets from the existing trilogy.
Basically, the setup would be this: Luke is headmaster of a New Jedi Order school somewhere, maybe somewhere around 50 students or so. Among them we would have Rey (of no notable lineage) and Ben as students. These would be the "rebel" types, breaking some rules and shit, but they would overall conform to Luke's training.
Leia would working as a politician in the New Republic, being faced with difficult choices. The Empire just wouldn't give up after the Sheev croaked, and instead we have 70+ remnant factions that keep hold of different parts of the galaxy. In this case, Leia had to send Han (sporting the look from the ep7 concept art with duster), commandeering a retrofitted Star Destroyer and armada, to negotiate terms of surrender with an admiral of one of the remnant factions. However, trouble ensues, and Han and Leia has to go and get Luke's help to aid with a new unforeseen threat. Rey and Ben tags along somehow.
It's all very loose at the moment, but at least it feels Star Warsy in my head.

Fuck nuwars, i seethe so hard, cut my life

You bet your ass they would.

Yeah, I know. I just wanted to see his explanation and was hoping to see another shill who was going "they take 100% of the worldwide box office guys!" then try to weakly compromise with "people buy the toys!" or "people will go see Galaxy's Edge, really!"

Say what you want about the Sithjar meme but that force jump shit is conclusive you don't accidentally animate anything or establish cuts for an effects shot.

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it's true that the best sw games were made during the prequel era, but they were all concerning original trilogy subject matter and hardly any of them were actually set during the events of the prequels, because the people designing the games were mostly people who had grown up with the original trilogy and didn't care for the prequels.

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>but they were all concerning original trilogy subject
>republic commando
>kotor
>jedi outcast/academy

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>republic commando
>kotor
>battlefront
>jedi knight/academy series
>obi-wan and clone wars games
>revenge of the sith game
most of the games aside from rogue squadron were prequel era or post OT anf the resurgance coincided with the prequels

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The source is literally a youtuber's anonymous insider source. It's probably bullshit, but some people believe it because it makes sense and would explain a lot.