User ya fuckin druggo what's going on?!?

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Why yes, I do find the big lez show funny, how could you tell?

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true fucking blue aussie kino

hutz>big lez

i liked the big lez show before it was popular

Australia is a shithole, the city people are poofs and rural people are dumbcunts, it's the Canada of the Pacific.

t.australian

Well which are you?

Get him out GET HIM OUT OF THIS THREAD NOW!

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I remember seeing the Volcano Bong in 2013 and fucking losing my shit. A year later, every cunt in school was saying "you fucking druggo" all the time, it was literally the Australian Rick & Morty for a while. I think it's gotten better as it's gone on though, Choomah Island 3 was pure kino.

He aged well

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>show starts off mean-spirited and has a lot of jokes related to blokes being cunts
>evolves into wholesome kino
How did Jarrad get everything so right? (even his name is Wright)
Look at American shit like Reddit and Memey and Bojack Snoreman, they started off promising and just went up their own ass.
Thanks to shrooms and laidback Northern Rivers living, Jarrad has experienced enough Ego Death to go from writing funny short vidoes: youtube.com/watch?v=T2IrtX0QdIE
to full length films with a perfect combination between comedy, philosophy and interesting character journeys: youtube.com/watch?v=rQUOx9i537s

Just good stuff all round.

the big lez show was better before it had a plot

A poof and a dumbcunt simultaneously

I'll try go into some actual detail
Our country is like a small fish in a big pond acting like it's a shark, we're China's economic bitch but the political bitch of the US there's literally no difference between our political parties besides their economic stances and the vast majority of our population is too apathetic to politics and our two main sources of politics are the public broadcaster (the ABC) it's just a diet BBC full of inner city upper middle class white women complaining about white privilege and the conservative news (Sky) that's just diet Fox News that shill for the Liberal Party (conservatives) and are walking /pol/ threads minus the overt racism. Our television is actual aids where the big 3 channel only ever have either a cooking show, a building show and some dating show that doesn't last past a couple episodes and all the advertisements are just highly edited "NEXT EPISODE OF THE BLOCK IS THE MOST EXPLOSIVE SHOCKING EPISODE OF THE YEAR" and all it is just two people having a mild disagreement

Rural people past the age of 30 are either hippies or bogans, almost everyone under that age are degenerates. The girls either try to act like they're Ariana Grande or they're just generic art hoes, the guys are either twats who do MDMA every weekend or overly sensitive trying to be an e boy. City people are the same just with more 'enlightened' politics also Melbourne is to Australia what California is to the US

Yeah I remembering being in year 12 too

Also Aboriginals are the dumbest people on the face of the planet

no they aren't

The only difference with people in the country is that they watch less TV and own guns.

Jarrad seems like such a chill bloke, really happy that big lez took off in such a way.

Choomah Island 2 is the peak and most comfortable viewing experience I have witnessed this year.
Just Wake Up is now my go to chillout music.

You're forgetting chinks and poos don't live in rural areas

Agreed. The alien/father/choomah plot got incredibly tiresome, and it wound up ending the show before it could even do something different. Luckily most of the runtime isn't taken up by plot, there's plenty of sasquatch tripping to enjoy throughout

Fucking hell this post says it all. I've honestly felt this way since I was a pre-teen and I only get more cynical the older I get. My generation (zoomers) are mostly a lost cause, though I'm open to the fact that rural cunts might be different. I couldn't give a shit about Australian media of any kind, ABC is useful for news and news alone (and even then it's pretty shit). It's hard to make a comment on Australian 'culture' because we've become as culturally divisive as the US at this point. Only about 60% of people I interact with are Australian-born, and only 50% overall would be white.Very little sense of community, just a bustle of bug-people all day every day

my mate just got back from Auz and he said its full of trannies, leftys and commies

wasn't like that even 10 years ago he said

Still has deadly spiders mate.

Accurate desu. After travelling the world I despise our people, they're all dumb cunts. If I go to a pub, I'll mingle and blend in, but I usually just shack up with a good book. Politics is grim and all my family talk about is Climate Change, makes me want to fucking puke, especially considering their Carbon Footprints are way bigger than mine.

Brisbane?

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>we totally don't have culture! I just went to Bali! It's so spiritual!

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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

Fuck off poof, how many Lawson or Patterson poems have you memorized? None.
How much land do you own? None.
What do you do for land and animal conservation in this country? Shit all.
You probably love the castle and NRL you cocksucker, I've never been to Bali and I never will, but I'd probably hate the cunts there as much as I hate inner city faggots like yourself.

did he go to melbourne or sydney?

>The girls either try to act like they're Ariana Grande or they're just generic art hoes, the guys are either twats who do MDMA every weekend or overly sensitive trying to be an e boy.
all based & true but this is the most accurate part.

That's literally not what I said at all in this post I hate soi culture, I hate thot culture, I hate bug man culture, and that's basically all I see around me.

>How much land do you own
1000 acres of farmland, also substitute it with a full time job
>Fuck off poof, how many Lawson or Patterson poems have you memorized?
Ok, but I know them, probs can recall 2/3rds of Mulga Bill, and a bit of a Bush Christening
I also like the dog one that blows up
>You probably love the castle and NRL you cocksucker
Literally gave $50 to Falou to fuck over the NRL, hope the court case goes alright

Literally not an inner city fag, though I lived in Darwin for a few years

IGGS

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What's the best Sassy moment? Hard mode: No trippa snippa

Alright, you're based, but stop spamming Soijacks ya bender.

Then what do you do? You hate it but you offer nothing, just soi bitching about how much better it is overseas
Where is better and why? What magic culture are you talking about? Some shitty festival you went to?

Double trouble

When he throws a goonie through Norton's window.

I like the food cart
Especially when he brings it out in Nolans miniseries

Yeah Australians are dumb cunts

But italians/ french/ swedes/ americans / japanese/ koreans etc etc will suck ya cock for speaking that crude accent abroad

What is zekes emd game

At the end of Choomah 2

>You fuckin heroine injecting, coke snorting crack smoking Fucking CUNT....

>.... nah just kidding

Make all Eldians imootent and die of old age

Whenever I hang out with stoners they end up playing this on YouTube at some point
I don't like marijuana, and I don't like this show.

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People who live in the boonies are so fucked on ice its like living in Mordor. Subuman scum.

Q1 rising above Surfer's in the background. Ah fuck that hits me lads.

Why do you hang out with pot-smoking Big Lez fans then?

I'm not good at meeting people

>getting colonized by chinese
>based

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Maaaaayyyyyyyte

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DELETE THIS!

>what the fuck is a vehale resuscitation?