Why does Q fear her?

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>Goldberg

a jewish nigger...

She just pretended she was Jewish, it's a stage name

despite

>One account recalls that her mother, Emma Johnson, thought that the family's original surname was "not Jewish enough" for her daughter to become a star.[15] Researcher Henry Louis Gates Jr. found that all of Goldberg's traceable ancestors were African Americans, that she has no known German or Jewish ancestry, and that none of her ancestors were named Goldberg.

Because Guinan didn't approve of Q and Picard's relationship

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DOESNT WANT TO RISK GETTING #METOOD

LIKE HENRY CAVILL

absolutely based, tricking the Jew at their own game

Because Q was afraid of social justice and knew it was just a matter of time before he called Guinan a nigger and got socially ostracized.

Q predicted this

I THINK HE WOULD HAVE SKIPPED STRAIGHT TO DOUBLE NIGGER

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Fuck I can almost picture an episode where Q shows up in Klan regalia to call Guinan and Geordi niggers. Episode will be called Q Qlux Qlan and it'll feel like it should have been a DS9 episode but you know it would have been more preachy and less fun if it was.

Was Guinan part of the same space nog race from season 1?

She is a queen

She exists simultaneously inside and outside of the rift. Q is a multi-dimensional being but even to him she is somehow unknowable to him. Where he can see all your possible futures, and every second of your past, the way you could see the other side of the room, when he looks at her he does not see everything. Even if it were a single moment of a single day anywhere in front of her or behind her that was unseeable to him; That would spook Q. She's an aberration and she scares him because he does not understand parts of her existence.

Imagine the real God being really actually fooled by a simple card trick, even after creating the whole universe and the magician and the cards. He might go insane.

The Enterprise is trying to get somewhere in a hurry to take some medicine to a colony experiencing a pandemic, or some shit, and the ship mysteriously breaks down.

Q is like:
>Picard, this is hardly a surprise: you have a NIGGER as your chief engineer.
then they get warped into a colonial America scene where Geordi is picking cotton.

ROOTS!

WARP SPEED DONT RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA

what a boring fucking thread full of stale /pol/memes. jeez

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Shit, maybe I can make this episode happen for real if I splice scenes from TNG, Roots and Breaking Bad together.

UGH OOF & YIKES

i want to be in that Yea Forums timeline
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It is your destiny to complete this

The more that media is dialed up with force-fed agendas, you can expect to see an equal amount of pol.

"Burgers?"

Thanks for this user, off to read some treklore

He can tolerate Kunte Kinte because he knows his place, but Q can't STAND YASSS QWEEEEENS. They disgust him.

I can almost see it. amazing

All matter is of Gods power. Every facet of every distance is his. You can't trick Him.

>Q Qlux Qlan

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eh

WAAAAAKE
UPP
WITH WOOPIe

And chew your own arm off.

I still laugh at their kung fu stand off when they saw eachother. As if two godlike beings need to posture and use earthling handjestures for combat.

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I wonder if they use the power of the GLOW?

Sho'nuff!

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what is guinan in anyway?

I'm certain it was partly Whoopi's decision to look like an African Queen.

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Kek

>Q Qlux Qlan
Top kek! Someone needs to draw or photoshop a picture of this!!

>Responds to dubs with double nigger.
pure kino

based best movie ever poster

Because Q's penis cant handle the jungle safari

Yes, but then what does God need with a starship?

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because he saw pic related

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He fears her because she is a strong black womyn.