Anyone here actually going to risk going to see Joker on opening night?

Are you kidding?
It's already heating up out there

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What is the solution to the incel question?

Yeah.

October 4th

You'll know when you hear the gunfire.

have secks

State-appointed marriages.

Yes, in fact, anyone have a idea when tickets go up?

Not watchin it in Amurica so im not in danger of some weirdo with a manifesto and joker make up shootin up the cinema cuz he couldnt get laid or because he had one too many mexican neighbours

>mfw Joker bombs like Hiroshima in Burgerland while doing great in the rest of the world.

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For real though how is this not a legitimate concern. The time and circumstance is ripe for some peabrain to go crazy and let rip.

No fucking way.
If theres no shooting, the annoying s o y boy assholes will ruin it

Because we can shoot back, real mutts like pvp

tell me one (1) shooting where some brave militia man with an AR-15 concealed in his ass stopped any of the weekly shootings you have.

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The only movie theater shooting was the TDKR one.
>b-b-but it’s the joker
No one shot up a cinema when TDK and suicide squad came out

I want to fucking die so yeah. I'll be there

state enforced and provided gf`s/wifes
force uglies to marry each other

Just google it bro.

There werent so many incels when TDK came out.
The alt right didnt exist back then

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Legal WHORES
LEGALIZED FUCKING WHORES

Instead you'll get acid thrown in your face for being a white male going to see such a politically problematic film.

>YIFY

more like YIKES

rape squads
imagine swat but they are all girls and they break into your house and rape you

>DGU
>a legitimate statistic

“Oy vey a man 10 yards away looked at me funny and so I pulled out my concealed carry and told him to go away and I wasn’t raped - only my gun kept me safe!”

YIKES!

This opening would be great fora youtube prank. Bring pop confetti and dress like joker and start farting and singing as you pop the confetti thingies.
Freak the blacks out lol lol

I think prostitution is legal in Germany and there are incels too. Maybe not American-tier incels, shooting up malls and schools, but bitter incels all the same.

more legitimate than whatever gungrabber horseshit you subscribe to

That just sounds like severe heavy mental illness

Retard alert

havent seen a movie in theatres since interstellar, every spic in there will be constantly looking at their phones and talking

But im not white.

Every male virgin over the age of 20 is being put into a concentration camp.

>CZ75
exquisite taste

I'm sorry to hear that. Must be tough.

Nah, most people don't want to fuck paid whores and find that beneath themselves. To fuck a prostitute is to lower yourself to their level.

gungrabber alert

The digits do not lie!

GIBE ME MY WIFE!

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Paki? Poo in loo?

they already are. its called society

Sex is sex.
You can get hotter girls by paying than by trying yo date them
Paid girls will let you do things the regular girls wont. Eat your ass, anal. Cum in their mouth
Paid girls never say no.

you're all worried about getting shot, but what about all the coomers who will inevitably be at the opening screenings?

Play this to scare off the audience and you'll get the entire cinema to yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=Vgq33lP0a0s

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Im gonna see it at the drive in so I can chainsmoke while watching it.

They make you pay extra for that stuff though. And they might still reject a turboincel.

Sure, literal whores are there to please their clients, but that's not the point.
It's like a game. If you cheat in a game without stakes to win, winning is not worth it. If you go the cheap way and pay for sex, you cheapen yourself, devalue yourself by stooping down and paying for it. No winners there.

THE DIGITS! THE DIGITS!

Moralfag.
It's not a game. It's about satisfying biological desires. It's not cheating to resolve a problem efficiently.

MAIN STREAM MEDIA'S GONNA FREAK

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sure they dont mohamad

I havent been in a theater in about 8 years.

>Moralfag
Maybe. It is not a game, but it's similar situation. You cheapen the game by cheating. You cheapen sex if you pay for it. Biological desires can be met with your hand, and you don't get to buy the best parts of sex if you pay for it. Not cuddling, no kissing, no hugging each other. You pay, pump, pull up your pants and go home. To the whore, you're just another client, a face she'd rather forget. And you don't get any love from it, and lose money. And while you could say casual sex, without paying, doesn't include the cuddling and all that lovey-dovey stuff, at least the Chad that grabs a girls and fucks her only to never see her again can puff his chest proud remembering how he got to fuck her with his charisma alone. But if you get that same deal and paid for it, you didn't seduce her and in the end there's nothing to be proud of.

>implying I am not the designated shooter

Mohamads dont use guns, they use either knives or trucks of peace

>fake news!
retard detected.
theyre worse, they can only get off from watching their women being culturally enriched by turks.

cuck alert

OF COURSE OPENING NIGHT
LEGAL CCW JUST IN CASE

THE BASED AMERICAN MOVIEGOING EXPERIENCE

YUROPOOS WILL NEVER BE THIS ALIVE

>And they might still reject a turboincel.
the fuck they won't. they're business women,they havent met a dollar they havent liked. all being ugly does is raise the rates.

bataclan, and the buildings full of bombs and guns in belgium, and sweden.

The game is pleasure
The game is yo fuck a beautiful girl
Thats the goal. The win.

We go on dates, and buy them presents, we listen to their shit, we spend hundreds to fuck an average girl. Missionary style

With a hot whore. You pay one time for an hour of extreme pleasure. You get to pick the hottest, they work to please you

I will because I live in a european country with no mass shooting or terrorist attack for decades.
I was still paranoid when I watched Dark Knight Rises after that shooting and will be probably at the Joker screening, but it's not really based on a real threat.

Sweden doesnt exist anymore. Its the caliphate of Cuckistan

which is the smallest part of the greater eurabian caliphate.

Kek

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Just wear a bullet proof vest bro
Just wear a metal plate on your chest bro.
Just sit by the emergency exit bro

Forcibly feminise 50% of incels

>The game is pleasure
>The game is yo fuck a beautiful girl
>Thats the goal. The win.
And yet plenty of people fuck those hot girls, fuck them in any way possible and they do it for free . And these hot girls go and marry them, and have kids and all, while having sex often plus everything else, all the love and the intimacy. Paying for sex is a loss no matter what.

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This.

>Caring about things that "tickle meh willy"

Not going to make it

just better parents, the few people i know irl that i'd classify as actual incels just don't get out enough, their parents just raised them at home, not letting them out while at the same time berating them for not going out enough, when they do come out of the house they have no social skills to hold up a conversation with people they barely know, that sorta shit, i genuinely believe that most of these "anxiety"/"depressed" teens and young adults are a result of shitty parenting

i aint going
last time i went to one of em stupis ass openings it was full of em pasty white boys looking for validation
them was so smelly like they hadnt showered in a week, if you go to one of em shows put some deodorant on you freaks

well m8 not everyone can be in the 20% that gets that.

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GO TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE SHOWING THERES LESS RIFFRAFF

AN ABUNDANCE OF ASS

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do people really not care about basic hygiene?

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showering everyday is not normal
I shower once ever 4 5 days, sucks in the summer but it's good for the skin

soon as I put on me anti-stabby jacket

Do nothing. It's a problem that solves itself. Video games and porn are becoming more acceptable and sophisticated. Soon all incels will be too warped to think about shootings, stuck in their cumbrain skinnerboxes all day. Mass shootings will be 2010s phenomenon. Once VR and responsive dick sucking machines start going out en masse we'll never even see these incels.

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This questionable survey from 14 years ago is relevant! How will gun control tards ever recover?!

There's barely any risk according to official US gunstatistics. Which nobody seems to care about.
gunviolencearchive.org/

I made that frog :)

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U GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT STABBLY WABBLY?

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The alt right doesn't exist now

Yeah?

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Unironically people who talk about alt right and incels are mentally deranged people. The majority of the US population are paranoid morons.

All it would take them is to look up official US gun statistics to see that there's no reason to confiscate any firearms or to run around being afraid. Most of the mass shootings are also committed by nigger gangbangers and mass shootings by themselves are extremely rare.

They fail at math and are genuinely mentally deranged. But they think they are sane that's the problem. This is why they respond to no logic and reason whatsoever. And how they obsess about a few hyped up media cases.

They don´t understand they live in a country of 320 million people and eventhough there are twice as many guns as people there's barely any gunviolence at all not committed by criminals who don't obtain or keep the weapons legally anyways.

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>The alt right doesn't exist now
Ofcourse it does, in the sense that it never did, it's a dumb label certain people used. But identitarians who are against mass immigration don't stop existing just because you fucking retarded americans play larp battle in the streets of portland or wherever. Nobody gives a fuck about the oppinions of mentally deranged people who are so freaked out they stampede in NYC because they think an exhaust from a motorbike is a gunshot.

Imagine using those two terms seriously. Where the fuck did you come from?

What americans need to do is get sober, get off the fucking mass pills they are shoving in their mouth all the time. And then there is hope they might act logically and reasonably again by realizing that gunviolence is not even a problem in USA among almost all gunowners. And that it's good to have a gun for defensive use. And that this is what really save lives. Barely any gunviolence. If you don't care about logic and facts and statistics and just basic math and reasoning. Don't ever pretend that you are sane and rational. You're a deranged lunatic who thinks you are sane and running around like a fucking ostridge scared of your own shadow.

robots

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those were muzzies, not incels

>ywn live to see this technology perfected
Imagine if all our recources went to making robot waifus instead of war and stuff like that. I'd be cooming every few hours

Did you watch the webm and see what a sudden leap has been made this year

Shes so beautiful, omg.

YOu wot m8?! wake up early in the morning, have 2 minute COLD shower to get last nights stench off you. Invigorating and healthy (don't ask /fit/ they'll sperg.

Too bad she's a thot

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>if the many worlds interpretation of quantum wavefunction collapse is correct than this is LITERALLY happening somewhere right now
>there is a non-zero probability that due to quantum tunnelling my consciousness could spontaneously be in such a reality when i wake up tomorrow
We're all gonna make it brehs