Why didn’t he just have sex?

Why didn’t he just have sex?

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me going to blackedcon

Deh!

He had to have railed Bellatrix all the time

Apparently he did given they had a child together

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this man will rule Yea Forums for the next week

i am glad he has his time in the sun

Why are deformed people so evil?

You know, there's a distinct possibility he's cooming right now, even as we speak

>DEHHHHH
>I'M COOOOOOOOMING

They turned deformed after cooming 100,000 times a day

This “coom” forced meme or whatever it is needs to end.

ayy lmao I coom in peace
take me to you your leader beep boop

It was implied when he was young he whored himself for stuff

Why didn’t he just hAAAAAAAAAAAAWve sex?

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What is sex?

COOMH!

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small peepee

why didn't dumbledore just give him a lifetime subscription to blacked?

He did. That's what turned him to the darked side.

Why didn't he just make me a sandwich?

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Honestly the favourite meme I've had in a while

>implying Tom Riddle didnt lose his virginity before the age of 19
Lmao you virgins project all the time

his nose wasnt the only thing that fell off

>canonically has a child even though he was written to see everything as beneath him, a literal autistic volcel repulsed by the thought of sharing his superior blood with others

Being a virgin is the ultimate disgust to women. Rowling couldn't stomach having written so much about an actual incel/volcel that she assassinated his character just to alleviate her hatred of having spent so much time thinking about a guy who doesn't have sex, even though he's fictional. You could be a baby murdering rapist, but the fact you had sex still elevates you higher in the eyes of women than the most moral and steadfast of virgin men.

Holy incel

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Based Satan giving his seal of approval

Except Rowling didn't write Cursed Child.

Cowrote, approved. Same thing.