If you could have a body part switched out with a Terminator part, would you do it? Which part?

my brain

getting through airport security would be a pain

A steel spine would be based and kind of OP. 10/10 overpowered.

I’m 23 and already have back problems. I wonder what the solution will be in the future now that pain medications are impossible to get

my achilles tendon

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my skin

my foreskin

the parts that make the coom

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my hair

Every fucking part possible.

I would have a double body coming out of my waste but slightly taller than me

we would share the same legs but he would be the terminator me

id switch out my right arm for one

probably my spine or my penus wenus

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i get mri scans relatively often so any anything metal would be a big inconcience if i can get a new liver though that would be great

My legs so I could GET TO DA CHOPPA faster

ai will replace your job and you will move less and your weak ass back will relegate you lying in the dirt begging for handouts while a black guy beats your for it after

My ass and glutes

>tfw negative buttlet

my pubic bone

My eyes

You should eat a can of sardines every day!

I hope you and your disgusting cock sucking cunt of a mother both get cancer

nice reading comprehension, retard

My heart. Then maybe I'd feel something.

spine

eating a can would be painful

7these dubs

Underrated post. Knees fucking suck.

I hope those cancer cells are metastasizing in her lungs, liver, lymph nodes, bones and brain.

>not the heart/internal organs

You first, OP.

>not opting for a full body transplant

either copy my brain or put it in a Terminator body

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better tell her you love her while you still can faggot

I love you.

Eyes. My eyes don't work well and need surgery.
Robot eyes seem cool as long as it's free. Hopefully I don't see everything in red.

Kratom, if it's still legal in your area. Or a whole lot of body work.

Hopefully a t1000 hand so i can morph it into stuff.

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Copying doesn't do shit for you. Just your Terminator clone. Transferring is the only way to go. That's why RoboCop gets to the chopper.

I would switch out my brain for a neural net processor, a learning computer.

>Transfer
What? That's not how information works. You can't send information without duplicating it.

Original guy said copy or put his brain in a Terminator body. Then I mentioned RoboCop. Transferring a brain. If you need me to say "transplant" so we can agree that we agree? Well there you go. If you want to fight about trivial semantics, my human body is pretty tired but I'll try.

My ass that way it could wash itself

2ft long liquid metal organic cyber penis I can change thickness and length at will
Dis

Oh, no, I see. A physical transplant. Sorry, I am retarded.

My asshole.

this, I'm 29 and spent 7 years in the army, mountain troops

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Please suck my dick and balls

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal... even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

If you're not keeping your brain and your dick you're risking your humanity.

This.
Zoom. Infrared. Night vision. Rec. No more contacts.

You're a bunch of fatfags aren't you?

Brain. I have to take a bunch of meds to vaguely resemble a functional human being.

Banana.

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3 years here, heavy mech inf
my back is still going strong after carrying shit like mk19s on me for miles but knees are giving up

I'm 175lbs @ 6'3"and my back is broken. Also I chose eyes

my brain. i don't have one LOL

ankles since ive broken both. if we're not counting both my right leg i guess

thinking of joining
is 35n good

oy vey stop thinking and start doing

I could use plenty of improvement, but I'm no Steve Assanti, 700 lbs, taking the E450 Amerilard-compliant ambulance to get a refill on his Vicodin.

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Nope. I've always been fit.
I'm just 37. It'll happen to you someday.

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spine

my jaw

>tfw fucked my knees up when i was a teenager and now i can never do any strenuous physical activity like sports or running without pain and significant possibility of recurring injury
yeah i'll take knees too. or just legs in general.

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Fucking hell, THIS
Both of them

My entire skeleton, the exoskeleton is aesthetic as fuck and I would love to have inhuman strength

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Everything. I don't wan't to be a meatbag anymore.

this for the memes
this realistically tho

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Query: Would you rather opt for a better body than the T-800 model?

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The T800 skeleton looks great, sometimes it's all about aesthetics

my stomach. i wouldn't be as much of a fat fuck

My aching back.

gib bionic penis

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Imagine having a T-1000 penis
>Trust me, Im a grower

My skeleton :)

Right arm. Hello MLB contract.

Why not do your off arm so you have your dominant hand still for jerking it and whatnot and also terminator arm for strength shit. You get 2 good arms. If you replace your dominant hand you have 1 super one and one shit one.

This.

Legs, i'm not a chad and can't auto-walk, but with robot legs I could.

pelvis would be the most practical if it includes the connected muscles because it solves the lower back issues, makes cardio ridiculously easy, gives much more overall athleticism than any other part, and lets you jump super high. Only downside would be potentially outstripping your knees' ability to keep up with the stress.

might as well go full since my body sucks anyway

Lower back. Hurt it doing deads going for a PR, mostly healed but it could be better

>this whole thread

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My lungs. Asthma fucking ruined me.

You guys think we will live long enough to get cyber brains? That way we could live forever.

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>tfw your dick will never swing like arnolds horse cock in terminator 1

steel doesn't last that long, stone would be better.

endoskeleton

> implying there isn’t another metallic skelly inside him

It was fake, R-Right, bros?

fair enough

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My digestive system, I'll have literal bowels of iron.

What do you mean “potentially”. Our knees can barely keep up with normal human ability. They are one of the first things to go. If you did that your knees would be fucked so fast.

you don't see his dick in Terminator

yes you do
its when hes walking up to those punks
its a bit dark but you definitely see it swing

Steel can be welded over and over and actually has tensile/sheer strength

no you don't, it's your dick-obsessed imagination making you see things

>f you could have a body part switched out with a Terminator part, would you do it? Which part?
My skeleton, duh

I was thinking this but we don't fully understand how consciousness works, it could very well be that a duplicate would in fact retain the same stream of consciousness as the original.

the duplicate would feel as if that was the case. the original would stand there and call him a faggot for thinking as much

Then the clone would call the original a faggot and berate him for his closeted fantasies as a kid.

FPBP

Except that isn't necessarily true. I am well aware of this 'teleportation/cloning' problem but the issue is intersectional between ontology and physics. There is a theory that any two sufficiently similar objects would essentially from a cosmic point of view be identical. So if you could actually clone your brain then it is possible, or certainly not ruled out within our current scientific model, that you could have two bodies with a single consciousness. It seems paradoxical but that's only because perfect duplication is an impossibility.

>There is a theory that any two sufficiently similar objects would essentially from a cosmic point of view be identical.

From a cosmic view, all life on earth is the same pulsating mass of flesh.

Also that isn't a theory as much as it's a harebrained bit of newage (rhymes with sewage) that equates consciousness to a confused and erratic third party, separate from the meat that generated it, that if presented with a bit of mostly identical meat, would get confused and not be sure which meat it should be in, as if it an entity emergent from a tangled mess of neurons could fly through fucking space.

You're a big guy

Right eye, left arm, lower jaw

My anus.

based and cybercommandopilled

>It could maybe happen, but not really because perfect duplicates are impossible.
Ok. So you're not making a practical point then?

Thank you. That was my original RoboCop point. It's iffy enough poking microchips in your brain meat self. At some point it's beyond persistence of self questions (which are valid) and just too muchery from the singularity fags. And I'm guessing that line is at least around the point of mind uploading/copying shenanigans.

My eye, pic related
>do you have problems with your eye?
No.
>Wouldn't it make more sense to replace part of your body that doesn't work very well
Yeah, probably.
>What utility would you get out of a terminator eye?
Absolutely none, but look at how cool this is.

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asshole

Teeth.

Well played.

what if you bite your tongue?

>came into this thread expecting the first post to be penis
>realize this is the actual best post anyways

His robot heart. Because society has broke my too many times. They’ll get theirs one day.

Goddamn this. I wrenched my knee badly a few years ago and although it's fine now, it still doesn't quite feel like it used to. Like it could crap out at any moment for no reason.

My back is absolutely destroyed, I'd totally go for a robot back.

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Just wait till you're older, it just gets worse.
I'm pushing 40 now, and both my knees are absolute shit from decades of skating, rugby, and just generally being a dipshit, and now they both can just slip out of joint if I sit in the wrong position, or whats really fun, when I'm treading water it puts just the right torsion on my knees that they slide out of socket, so I have to try and jam them back in before I sink to the bottom of the pool.
Super fucking fun!

>t-800s don't have intestines

Fuck.

>used to run track in school
>/fit/ as fuck, one of the best sprinters in the state
>one day running
>an audible *pop* from my left knee
>no pain, but knee feels weird
>stop running, sit down
>within a minute my knee is in excruciating pain, can not put any weight on the leg or move it
>go to the doctor
>kneecap briefly popped out of place, has gone back to normal but the tissue is all inflamed
>goes away after a couple days
>skip forward a decade
>ever since then had constant knee problems
>will start hurting or just plain lock up
>only solution is to bend it sideways (yes, SIDEWAYS) and unleash one hell of a crack
>have issues even going for long walks
>now have a beer gut and work a desk job
Fucking knees, man

They've got something in their abdomen.

what happened?

I've got perfect vision(except for visual snow) and I'd still switch out one eye for one that'd let me zoom and see more of the spectrum like animals do. Not both though. There's no way I'd sell my full eyesight to AR adverts everywhere and become vulnerable to the first hacker to crack the code.

How could you run with heels like these? Total bullshit and very shoddy Robot design by Stan Winston. Maybe it was a monday morning and he was hungover. I don't know. In his defence, the only two times the terminator ran was when he still had his flesh shell. But I doubt this was the reasoning behind it. it was a lucky consistency. It's just lazy.

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My head for that there near immortality. Technology is guaranteed to catch up for a new bod.

That's the type of thing you should be warned about at school. It's all very well for parents and teachers to say go out and be active but they never warn you that overdoing things, or doing things wrongly will fuck you up in middle-age.

Just being a jackass when I was younger who thought I was invulnerable and then years of abuse working in a warehouse, so my lower back is just shit.

I jumped down from a country fence step (literally a plank going through a fence to allow walkers to pass through) and landed oddly. Fucked up my right knee for years. I still have to wear a really tight knee brace if i run for long periods.

The terminator has a plutonium battery that powers it, you'd have a robot head but it would go into standby mode immediately.

im not a wagecuck, so no.
but keep working your ass off so you can "enjoy" your retirement LMAO

Shit I had plenty of people telling me to take care of myself because I wasn't going to be young forever, but I was young and stupid and ignored all the good advice.
You know you're old when you finally realize what the phrase "Youth is wasted on the young" actually means.

a good chiropractor

>NOT ONE MENTION OF SKIN

BRAINLETS ALL OF YOU

user work on your posture and proper lifting.
Depending on where your back problems are, you can do exercises and stretches that target that area to make the muscles stronger.
Go to a good shoe store that has those feet scanners, that sense your pressure points and get some orthotic insoles.
The thing about back pain is that it can be coming from all kinds of places farther down. If you have bad feet, and so always stand kind of crooked, then your back and hips have to work to counteract that, which means they're working in a way other than nature intended.

But Terminator skin is just a synthetic polymer, why would you want something like that?

I'll take one terminator eye, but keep one normal eye

all our body parts are nothing but weird sticky sensless substances thrown together and bound by electricty so if I could choose (wisley so if I may say so) I would replace my N E U R O NS no need to touch the spinal chord, just a myriad bespoke and perfectly round, sphreical neurons as they say in German the Allgemeinshaft, one being in one world held by VAST currents, very easy as a concept and very common in reality few men can make it but few can and we will generally experience a more positive life eventually when such technology becomes more common and widespread, it's very easy to travel with your mind in such direction, multiple times even.

Same problem applies to any part you choose to replace

My musculature. That spindly robot is jacked.

that was way too heavy, and too real.

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No, if you just had part of the endo-skeleton regular muscle would attach to it.