Why do Americans eat so much at the cinema?

Why do Americans eat so much at the cinema?
Because for many, it will be their last meal

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i dont get it

>Eating during a movie.
Literally the biggest meme in history. First of all, fuck the idea of that, eat before or after. Second of all, fuck those prices, just gonna pirate these concessions. Third FUCK that dude that got the pickle. Thanks. The whole theater stinks.

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hahahhahahahahahahaha pickles are good user

>too autistic to eat while watching something

I usually finish all my food during the previews.

only popcorn should be consumed at the kinoplex, never understood how people eat shit like hotdogs and nachos and prezels

>he doesn't bring his own ravioli
it's like you enjoy overpaying for food

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLL UP HOL UP

DIS NIGGA EATIN BEEANS NIGGA O NO NO NO NO NO WE FINNA

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Am I the only one who actually considers pre-movie nutrition? Ideally I try to eat +2000 calories of proteins and fats (no carbs because they make me drowsy), with like a gallon of unsweetened black tea to ensure full alertness.

it's a playword on the owner's name. you keep the F and the S but change the suffix

what the fuck a gary coleman fleshlight
hol up hol uop oh no no no HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Friendly reminder to not watch the leaked talkshow clip. If you do, you might as well not see the movie. I can't imagine a worse clip to leak from this movie.

>pay like $12 for booze
>have to be careful to not drink the whole thing during the previews
>try to autistically slurp out the ice so it doesn't melt and dilute the booze

>eat before
retard, if i eat before i have to shit doodle mid kino
>eat after
AM HUNG FUCKING RETARD SHIT FICKLE FUCK EAT YOUR FUCKING PICKLE YOU UGLY DOG DICKED DUCK IS LIKE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A REAL LIFE MOVIE

>he doesn‘t get buzzed before the movie

DUDE GROG

You can get pickles in theatres in the land of the free? God bless your country. We see only the deranged parts from the outside, and the occasional success, but America must have many such redeeming features for you all to constantly dodge the antifa mobs, black people, no go zones, scheming Jews, shooters, and ubiquitous sexual predators and still think it's worth in, in between the various drug addicts, homeless people and drunken mobs of fraternity people.

Malteasers are the kino treat

My fat fuck friend orders wings, pizza, popcorn, and beer for himself at the drafthouse.

I watched it and I liked it

the shooting part was a great teaser for me desu; previously i dismissed the jokester as another capeshit movie, but now I'm hyped
it's a pretty predictable culmination to the plot anyway

How that scene goes is the single largest spoiler possible. I dunno if I would enjoy it half as much had I seen the literal climax beforehand. Bless you though, may you enjoy it.

will their be a mass shooting event for the Joker premier ?

I have read the leaked script a few months ago so it wasn't a big surprise for me

Cool but then how will you enjoy the movie?

do you shit after every meal?

Coming in here just to call you retarded, imagine thinking you cant enjoy a film without oooooh big twist, much surprise

Its the joker and rated R, everyone knows hes going to kill people and be insane, you can enjoy things on multiple viewings brainlet

I didn't read the whole script, just the talk show scene and the scene where he kills his ex coworker. I was just very hyped for the movie and couldn't resist

Yeah but that's inferior experience when you know exactly what will happen in the climax.

Some people prefer reading, and its literally one scene of a whole film, I get what you mean but stop being autistic, it doesnt ruin anything but that one scene, not a reason to drop a film entirely

food go in poop out

Perhaps I'm overreacting but I just don't see why you would be so hyped for a movie that you would risk enjoying it less. It's retarded and annoying to me.

Still better than being forced to have a spoon license

Did I doo thaaat?

you sound like napoleon dynamite, may as well just eat on the toilet

You can't explain that!

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*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
*SCRUNGLE*
*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
*MUNCH*
*BURRRP*
*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*
Heya user, enjoying the movie?