>about to leave the grocery store
>store clerk tells me to have a nice day
>I dont
I FUCK THE MUSIC
I MAKE IT CUM
I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TOUNGE
Times you acted like the Joker
Jace Garcia
Ethan Adams
WE
Samuel Clark
>cooooooom
Asher Sullivan
>start a new job
>dont go
>stay home and smoke weed
>tell mom i went
Luke Murphy
Walked out on a job to go to the movies once.
Sebastian Davis
You're supposed add a music lycric for full impact
Jace Evans
IM DA JOKAH BABY
Chase Brown
Juan Anderson
>bail on a date to post on Yea Forums all night
i want candy i want candy
Wyatt Moore
>call in sick to work
>I'm not sick
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
John Gonzalez
>Be Reddit
>Post on Yea Forums
CARA SOL CON LA CAMISA NUEVA
Alexander Cook
ill impact your ass with my dick
Tyler Green
Decent it needs some polishing though
William Jenkins
Cringe.
Jackson Reyes
>cashier tells me to have a good day
>have a terrible day
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Josiah Brooks
>rip a huge eggy fart in the cramped, windowless break room a minute before lunch starts then leave discretely through the side door into the kitchen and pretend I was getting coffee
IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER
Elijah Bell
>6.5/10 messages me first on dating site and seems really into me
>ignore her and keep firing off dozens of messages to 8-9/10s
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
Adam Powell
>get chased out of bar for being autistic
>redneck keeps saying he doesn't care how I'm dressed
>I'm wearing a trenchcoat, vest, tie, and trilby
>hop in my car and gesture for him to stand in front
>I pull around to the alley
>a mob of night clubbers have formed a human wall
>my two homies in the backseat ask me what we're gonna do now
>"watch this"
>shouts are heard, bumps are felt
>a fist hits me through my open window
>I reach the end of alley and lean out the car
>"the joker always gets away, baby!"
>cackle and make a mad dash out of town
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Nathaniel Cox
IM FUCKING COOOOOOOOMING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH COOOMING
Oliver Peterson
>mom tells me to brush my teeth and get ready for bed
>go into bathroom and just turn on sink instead of brushing
SHUT UP! SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!
Aiden Scott
>call 911 from a burner
>say "sorry, wrong number" when they pick up
THE BATS HAVE LEFT THE BELL TOWER
THE VICTIMS HAVE BEEN BLED
RED VELVET LINES THE BLACK BOX
BELLA LUGOSI'S DEAD
Aiden James
>bouncer asks me for ID
>pull out IV
EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
EVERYBODY SUCKS
HAHAAAAAAA """"""""""MY BAD""""""""""
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Juan Allen
>sign says no loitering
>i stand there for hours
MOVING ON SEVEN YEARS