What's he doing now, Johnson?

>What's he doing now, Johnson?
>He's... he's catching and dodging his own fists sir, it's like he's pretending to be in a fistfight or something.
>Jesus Christ, what a psychopath...

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>he is purposely farting beneath his comforter to contain the smell then slowly wafting it so the scent exits towards were he is laying to get the best sample

>what do you have for me?
>he's just making weird faces in the mirror sir
>he must be rehearsing for some undercover job, get the pentagon on this

>He's just been laying in bed awake for the past 2 hours
>What's he doing there?
>He....oh my god.....he appears to be imagining he's laying next to a girl, pretending to hold her and rub her back

Oh come on, I'm sure normies do that too

Who do you think posts here now?

>he's just been sitting repeating out loud and practicing conversations he's had with random people during the day all evening
>surely it's got to be some kind of code chief, should we haul some of them in?

>He's drawing, sir, but he keeps getting distracted and browses the internet every 5 minutes. He's making slow progress on his art, then he just looks depressed the rest of the time.
>Must be rehearsing for a performance. Keep at it, rookie.

You have to make lots of different faces really quickly to make sure your reflection is real and not a mirror demon. If they can't keep up exactly right it's a mirror demon.

Meh... none of you are funny. Thread had potential. Try harder.

>he is arguing with himself and losing

>Sir, I've been watching his screen. He just posted, "Meh... none of you are funny. Thread had potential. Try harder."
>Who is he talking to?
>I'm not sure, he went back to blacked.com before I could read any more

Better

Fuck. You are right.

hey
no one cares what you think

>Who's he talking to?
>Himself. He's pretending he's being interviewed on a talk show

>Jesus Christ this is his 4th Monny JOI video this afternoon. How can he go on? Some Russian super soldier serum?

Debatable. And for the record, I think you're a huge shitlicking faggot.

>Sir, he's rigged a sort of makeshift fishing pole with a pencil, dental floss and a paperclip
>Jesus... What's he doing with it?
>Sir he... Appears to be stabbing goldfish crackers with the paperclip and using the pencil to dangle them into his mouth
>My god...

>he has been in his bed all day sir
>he occasionally stands up, goes to his computer, puts some random video playlist or movie and goes back to bed
>sir... he isn't even watching them...

>10 hour Enterprise D ship ambience

t. mirror demon

t. mirror demon

That's Jason Bourne!

>this one is sniffing his VHS tapes
>I...I think he knows, lieutenant
>now he's spelling "after all" as "AFTERALL"
>Alert status alpha-7! GO!

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>Uhh... Sir, our brain activity scanners show he's having another power fantasy
>What is it this time, Johnson?
>He's... making himself all ripped and hot in his mind again, and talking to highschool crushes
>Jesus fucking christ. We're going in

i think that shit like this is somewhat normal. helps keep your socializing skills somewhat stable even when you never leave the fucking house like i do

>what's that awkward movement he's doing now
>it looks like... he's walking around the house like robocop, sir
>my god, he was prototype cyborg this entire time
>I'll call it in right away sir

Reinforcing shit that already happened isn't good for social skills, flexibility and improvisation is.

Don't repeat conversations to yourself user.