WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT? WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME?

>I'm not Warren Hocheypaz
Who was Warren and why did Batman specify he wasn't him?

MARTHA

christ Nolan dialogue is so shit.

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>BECAUSE I'M WEARING FOOTBALL PADS

>im a chad
Done

he's rich therefore he's inherently better than the disgusting poorfag batmans

the fatty is warren. when warren asked whats the difference between them, he answered that he wasn’t him

He's been initiated though.

It's the difference between wearing full plate armor and wrapping yourself up in tin foil

im not two burgers away from a heart attack

No it fucking isn't, batman's shit is barely bulletproof. Honestly you would be almost as good with some motocross gear and a plate carrier. If batman catches a 9 to the teeth, he's done for.

>batmans
batmen, retard

No

Does he have magic teeth?

a ruby...

I'm sure he'd be more open to copycats if they were also trained in the Alps by ninjas.

i'm not the one wearing maxi-pads

was crane actually on batman's side here

I'M NOT WEARING PANTS

I've had sex

He's implying he's not just playing dress up, he's the real deal.

>WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME?
About 5 bank accounts, 3 ounces and 2 vehicles

Who hasn’t, I did that shit when I was like 12. If you haven’t you’re a lil bitch.

The real deal is a billionaire playing dress up to beat up poor people.

they’re criminals user

On a somewhat related note, there was a homeless guy that hung around this gym near my school and would give me lessons on how to be a ninja. He taught me actually useful shit like how to do flips off of walls and just standing up.

It's quicker than saying I dedicated years of my life traveling the world learning martial arts and studying criminal behavior before joining an idealist ninja cult with plans for global societal destruction and reformation.

I'm not wearin hockey pants.

Lol cope.
His carbon fiber shielded knee and shin plates that deflect bullets do something hockey pads aren't meant to do.

He had ninja training from Liam Neeson for like 1 montage though.
*niggers

how did batman know his name?
why did he dox that poor man?

topkek
THE SOIZE

What would be the real life equivalent to Batman's armor?

C'mon guys, hockeypadsman is already dead and tortured.

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were you molested

This post is everything

I'm sure if Bruce were sane he'd start his own training camp for copycats.

I actually spend my caloric intake through intense martial and acrobatic activity instead of letting it coalesce into my adipose tissue you fat fuck.

This. Batman basically told him "You're a fucking loser who hasn't done shit and I still figured out who you are a few minutes into the movie."

> WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT? WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME?
>YOU WEREN'T TRAINED IN THE ALPS BY NINJAS
>oh shit alright bro

epic kino

>I'm not Wyrin Hohkey-paz
How did Batman know that guy's identity? He was wearing a mask.

Sincerely thought the line was "hockey pants".

I understood an appreciate the reference.

>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS

I'M A BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY PHILANTHRAPIST, THE HOCKEY PADS ARE THE LEAST OF THE DIFFERENCE

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this post gives me life

>what did he mean by this?
Nothing. Like everything in Nolan movies. Things happen because they look / sound cool

>NottuDissuShittuAgain.png
Back to /bane/ with yeh. And take your blasted "masketta man" with you.

>cope
I'm not wearing hockey pads OR a bat-suit, batman is the one coping, lol
>bats
what the actual fuck man, how is this popular

Six minute mile

Based Nolan always dropping references to God tier rap

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PANEcjhSfv4