Grima Wormtongue

Lloyd Alquist in a fatsuit as Gurm.
Peter Shukov in old-man makeup as Tolkein.
Screencap this.

>This is nothing but a mummer's farce." Tyrion mumbled as they broke their fast with a decadent plate of grilled peppers, well cooked sausages and sweet summer wine. He belched and adjusted his manhood before raising his glass.
"I swear, that man is useless as nipples on a breastplate."
Dany's breasts swung ponderously under her dress as she chuckled. "Would that I could, I'd have removed him years ago."
"Words are wind girl, words are wind." The Imp growled, emptying the glass and signalling for it to be refilled.

Sit down and finish what you started before you have a heart attack fatty. If you at least do that then maybe your legacy won't be entirely ruined.

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I like the ones that he uses like three times in a few pages, and then never again. The words that you can tell he thought were cool and was just thinking about them at the time.

Maario Naharis

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Forgot about "mine own nuncle" which appeared out of nowhere in the fourth book

>castle black
>is black
>king's landing
>is where the king landed
>westeros
>is in the west
>the North
>is in the North
>Targaryen
>is a tard Aryan
Truly one of the greats

>Sit down and finish what you started

He's too busy writing three other books and a video game.

AAAAGGGHHH

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>disney's cg is so shit they can't keep it from fucking up at the most "hype" part of their biggest crossover movie
how can anyone defend this?

That is the joke, you... shit you already used incel… umm... cumbrain!!

>Tyrion is a name from LoTR
>The Stark House is generally known for having a stark personality
>The most famous character from the land where the majority of people worship a goat deity also happens to have have overwhelming similarities to a goat.
>His name also happens to be Hoat
>The merciless executioner has the name of Payne

I used to know more than a dozen of the really obvious and cartoonish ones back when I gave a damn, but know that all the ones that arent referencing a previous bit of Martin's books are definitely just "referencing" LOTR/Simirilian. Its

Is it me or does this character not make sense in any version of the story?

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>wanting GRRM's garbage finish

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In the books he does. Youre just a retard.

Why would he sell Dany to the Dothraki?

You're the incel!

>Dr. Pepper
B A S r eEd p iDl l e d

said the guy who changed his name to make it look like tolkein's

Tolkien is C H R I S T P I L L E D.

Your post is an absolute mummer's farce. Would that I could break my fast atop your grave, nuncle.

>The more she drank, the more she shat
Ok fat stupid hobbit.

KEK

trencher, every fucking meal has one, even the purple wedding where that would be retarded

I'd would end with dany taking a huge COOM

is that suppose to mean something? why don't you just go back?

What's wrong with that?

>ctrl f
>aaaa
>phrase not found
Go on, do your duty

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It's the hottest new meme.

good for you kiddo

aaaggghhhhh help me robbbeertt-aghhhh

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AAGGHH DAVOS HELP ME!

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AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So Bran can get some prime rape kino later

just think. There's coomers who have already coomed to this thread multiple times

Friendly reminder that Tolkien's The Fall of Gondolin was published a year ago.
Reminder that a dead man works faster than Martin.

>horde of nomadic mounted warriors who travel around and pillage
>leader title is "Khal"
Master of subtlety.

>tfw aaaggghhh posting kept back the legions of sneedposters

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seriously tho
what IS the tax policy in the north?

They use self-righteousness as currency.

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tax poncy suvv'ners
keep yer mits off me pints

simple as

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AAAAAAAA

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Renly should have won. Feels bad, man.

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please consider selfmurder, it would be best for everyone

tfw can't tell if this is an actual quote or not

it is

>faggot should have won

Please go back.

the ground came rushing up to meet them

aghhhhh

>boiled leather
>not unkind
>lobstered fist

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

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based centrist retard

Yikes I can't believe I liked this when I was 14. Now compare to Frankenstein which is the benchmark of standard/good fantasy:
>You will rejoice to hear that no disaster has accompanied the commencement of an enterprise which you have regarded with such evil forebodings. I arrived here yesterday, and
my first task is to assure my dear sister of my welfare and increasing confidence in the success of my undertaking.I am already far north of London, and as I walk in the
streets of Petersburgh, I feel a cold northern breeze play upon my cheeks, which braces my nerves and fills me with delight. Do you understand this feeling? This breeze, which has travelled from the regions towards which I am
advancing, gives me a foretaste of those icy climes.

Never forget anons, the day that Yea Forums won.

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why do you think I Came all this way?
the rape Bran the beautiful rape

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Well... I was thinking more because of the autism but okay...

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no it was the rape

so much rape, it was beautiful

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Captain Maario Naharis

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Incredible

why? that faggot has been posting that exact img for years

>GRRM, we need something to name our knights with, something that is familiar but also fantastical

>Ser

>*sighs*

>continent in the west
>filled with cultures inspired by medieval western europe
>called westeros

Nice subtle reference there Martin

>fat loyal companion to the main character
>is called Sam
Truly a man of his time

>useless as nipples on a breastplate
The rest are overused as fuck but I thought he only said this once?

>What’s GRRM’s most annoying overly used phrase
"The next book is almost done!"

Isn't his name Vargo Hoat? Go Hoat. Jesus, Martin.

>make it a somewhat known secret that renly fucks the knight of roses because he's a fit twink
>show makes them full on homos and renly not half as manly as he's in the books
hack show

Is GRRM the Gabe Newell of fantasy?
> Make a series that people like but don't bother to work on it
> Keep saying its happening
> Let some weirdos make a spinoff with your approval
> fat

>main dragon is called drogon
Wow Martin!!

no, Gaben is based, get fucked

don't think that half life should be "finished"
works the way it is right now
finishing it is almost impossible. story yes but gameplay has to be equally satisfying which at this point is hard to do.

The prose of ASOIAF is so inconsistent. GRRM can write something poetic then include shit like this. It just comes off as clunky when reading it out loud

>slave girl and princess of dragonblood
>gets sold out to a foreign warlord with the name Khal Drogo
ftfy

Go back

>Sauron
>right hand: Saruman (Sauron's man)
BRAVO TOLKIEN, BRAVO!

Valve likes to push the envelope with tech so they might try to pull something off with VR and a decent HL game could be a platform seller, but I don't know how far are we from good/affordable VR sets. But stopping the story at the cliffhanger is a pretty dick move. I get it that they're a corporation and money comes first but still.

I thought he didn't care about Dany in the books and only cared about Aegon and the Blackfyres?

>heir to the throne of Arnor has been gone for decades
>named Aragone
bravo tolkien

better than cashing in on trends

why does he look like draco malfoy

babby

>mountains covered in mists
>called misty mountains
very cool

>nazgul ride beasts
>only attack you after they fell from the sky
>called fell beasts

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>Iceland
>is cold
>Nor(th)way
>is northwards
>Midlands
>are in the middle
>North Sea
>is in the north
>The Channel
>its a ... channel

Cope you homo

Maybe Renly shouldn't have sucked dick.

keep spamming shit memes faggot

>Hitler
>right hand: Heinrich Himmler
>right hands hand: Heydrich
BRAVO!

From now on i will, you insolent cocksucker.

good for you, faggot

He ate a Snickers mid sentence?

Thank you, homo

Why is George so obsessed with a 13 to 15 year old's breasts?

>Vandals
>Andals
Bravo George

you realize a legit faggot trying to call normal people a "homo" just proves what a faggot you are right? maybe not after all you are just a faggot

It's not his last name. He's called Wormtongue because he's an opportunistic schemer. Varys the Spider, Qhorin Halfhand, Tormund Giantsbane or Dagmer Cleftjaw weren't born with those names either, you know?

Mine was simpler while getting the same point across

Saru-man means man of skill
Saur-on means evil one

Homo
Faggot
Cocksucker
Assfucker
Doesn’t matter, all of it makes you a homo. Cope and seeth gaylord.

I like in the third book where he starts mentioning guest right over and over again despite it never coming up at all in the first two books, to foreshadow the Red Wedding

faggot

kys faggot

imagine actually reading pulp fantasy lol

Haha, cry more butthurted homo.

Lmao do people really read this garbage?

No, he's the Richard Stallman of fantasy

Why arnt you obsesed user? You gay?

actual faggot says what now?

>right hand: Heinrich Himmler
Goebbels was Hitler's right hand.

>believes fantasy names should be unpronounceable gobbledygook
Most places have pretty mundane names in their original language.

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His use of "fingers like sausages" to describe mens hands is ridiculous

How does guest right work anyway for cases like Ned trying to seize the throne and hold Joffrey and the rest hostage? Is he not a guest there or is it different since he's working there?

t. George

I do quibble with it

Cry more and keep coping homo

I miss AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH posting

faggot

Homo

Reminder that George will never have the status of a great writer, because he is a fat fuck piece of shit and will die before finishing his series, forever tainting his name, and he will be forgotten in the years to come.

>song of Ice and Fire? The fuck is this?
>"Oh yeah, it's a series of books who became a successful television series back in the 10's. It was never finished and have no end so don't bother reading, the writer died before finishing, since he was a lazy cunt who took ALMOST FUCKING 30 YEARS to write just 5 books and a few spin offs"

>Lords of The Rings? Oh, I don't need to ask, this is a prime classic, everyone knows what this is

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Post-book series Varys is completely against character.

He was always aware that acting on idealism is a retarded concept and nobody can do anything useful while dead. For example, while he like to play the cards on kid Dany, he still sent the assassin against her, because confronting the real and best King would be stupid. He does what he thinks it's best for the kingdom, but he would also never ever ever risk putting his neck on the hook for that.

Varys wouldn't openly confront people about Dany being bananas in such an obvious and easily trackable way as sending letters signed by him to everyone. He would pretend to be he most faithful person while working on giving power to opposition on the dark, or letting the information leak in a way that doesn't trace back to him.

>GRRM’s legacy

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>tolkien hates disney films with a passion
>disney films the tolkien biopic

>shadowfax
>never faxes anything

bravo

He will not have the status of a great writer because he is a shit writer.

>videogame
The fat motherfucking lazy piece of shit travels to Japan, sits down with Miyazaki, smoke weed with him, and drivel about medieval shit for a videogame, but don't have time to finish his god damn book.

I'm enraged, should never have read this stupid series. This is worse than the Berserk situation, because reading all of this shit was more time consuming.

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The key difference being that Berserk is actually good

>reading GURM's books

-strained buzzing and whirring as his motorized chair struggles to remain functional- "Ah, ha ha, *munch, munch* ol' J.R.R., didn't, ah, see you come in! -burp- No please, please, [smack] sit down, sit down, there' something we, (pant) need to talk about. *farts* Heavens excuse me, oh ho! Well getting down to 'brass tacks' - or brass tax, I might say SNORT! - yes, well I was sitting, counting the money coming in from, slurp, my show - terribly taxing ah yes? - when the thought occurred me, watching that money from my award-winning show... [belch] from my, (siiippp) award, award, awar... sorry, I lost my breath, award-winning books, that I [chews] that I can't seem to recall you mentioning [more chewing] anything about Gondor's *blows nose* taxation policy. Surely I must have -releases one long wet smelly fart - missed it while glancing through the pages (cough). You did [scratches ballsack] say something about it, right? Sales tax? (sweats) Value-added tax? *licks lips* Don't just sta - oh my my heart - stand there my man, out with it! Surely the, the thought has crossed your mind?! -chuckles until accidental urination-"

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Am I still banned?

based leftist multitool

this dude has a whole family of muppets in Fire and Blood.
Grover, Elmo, Kermit and Oscar Tully.
I’m not done reading it yet but I’m expecting a Ser Snuffleupagus by the end

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No

>leal

Yea Forums.org/banned
Fuck off newfag

The AMERICAN Tolkien

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Fire and Blood had decent parts but most of it is a slog. Too many unimportant characters and "Oh ho history had TWO versions of the story I'm so smart lol"

gib dr pepe pls

I feel like I’m always lost when I’m reading it because every Targaryen is called the queen or the dowager queen or the young king and I’m like “who the fuck are the actual king and queen??” And I can’t remember because all their names are so close like Rhanyra and Rhaenyas or what the fuckever. it’s really annoying me lately but I’ve only got like 50 pages left so it doesn’t really matter.

Wasn't Wormtongue a nickname anyway?

Yeah it's not worth going into the details because ultimately we only care for a few Targs, just speed read it if you can. I can't believe there's supposed to be a second Fire and Blood book, too.

No he doesn't make any sense he's just ebin spymaster plot device

Where were you when Ser Elmo dabbed on his grandsire. user?

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Stop trying to fit in, faggot.

thing popular, i hate it now

Because he's based & redpilled

>a second
goddammit gurm you fat piece of shit
WRITE THE WINDS OF WINTER REEEEEEEEEE

kek I figured that someone had to have shooped something after I read that part.

>flayers who live in "dreadfort"
>turn out to be the bad guys

Subtle Gurm, very subtle...

the real redpill is hating them both

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checked and keked

based Wolfe

LotR
>almost 20 years old
>still talked about regularly and in high regard

GoT
>over for what? three months?
>already completely forgotten

There are threads about GoT every day.

I am talking about real people, not a handful of autists trolling on a laotian rice farming forum.

talking about how bad it was, sure

What's your tax policy user?

Do people think he was specifically asking for his tax policy or is it just a meme

Yes he was actually interested in Aragorn's tax policy you goddamn autist.

It’s actually beyond the brain scope to understand his naming.

Worm = Wyrm
He’s Wyrm’Tounged because of his power over words. Much like the dragons within Tolkien’s Legendarium, Grima a snake, and could persuade and manipulate people through speech.

>George
>based
No. He's a fat lazy cuck still mad the loves of his life dumped him for his friends

He was interested in it for what it would mean for Aragorn's character. He's only interested in that, not tax policy itself

youtu.be/aGEl6BkjouU

As he dusted off his cheetohs
Was a sound of "FUCK NEGROES"
He heated a hotpocket
Cum-stained tissues on his carpet
He was sitting at his table
Mad that anons were ungrateful
So he deleted the whole thread now
Shut it all down
Nothing allowed

Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?

Janny are you okay?
Will you tell us, that you're okay?
There's a thread on the first page
And he dabbed you, a tuxedo, Janny
He came into your report cue
Left the Pepe, saying "FUCK YOU"
And then you cried to the mod too
You were dabbed on
It was your doom

Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?
Janny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Janny?

You've been memed by
You've been dabbed by
A cute criminal

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Not him but George fails at this too on the most basic level. Can anyone really explain how Ned ruled or why he's so loved? George can say he talked to a servant or guest every day at dinner but what about Ned's tax policy? What laws govern the North differently than the South, what do they trade in summer or spring, what are their crops, does Ned visit these other Lords frequently, what does he do in times of famine, plague or bad crops. Where and how does he store food for winter, how much, how much farmland surrounds Winterfell and who works it, does the North mine anything, who do they sell it to, what currency did they use before Aegon came, do they still use it, is there a barter system. What rights do the smallfolk have, where can they air their issues with their governing lord. Etc.

>Riverrun
what a hack

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>Can anyone really explain how Ned ruled or why he's so loved?
Basically because he's principled and honourable. You don't think he got that across well?

>ROOSE Bolton of the DREADFORT
Subtle, Fat fuck.
*snickers*
VERY subtle.

*Dabs on Shartin, Poolkien, and Cowling*

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>the planet of planetos
>the west continent of Westeros
> the west part of Westeros called westerlands

Truly

Except Ramsay is the hero of the story
>"I pray for a glimpse of Azor Ahai, and R'hllor shows me only snow."

>Tolkien writes a backstory for his world going back to its literal creation and its deities
>Creates multiple languages with spelling and grammar rules for the different races
>Some fat fuck pretends to be deep because he asks what Aragorn's tax policy was, that same fat fuck refuses to actually finish his own book series

>Not him but George fails at this too on the most basic level. Can anyone really explain how Ned ruled or why he's so loved?
The idea is that Ned is a good guy, so people love him. And yes, this is exactly the type of thing that Martin pretended to criticize Tolkien for.
>George can say he talked to a servant or guest every day at dinner but what about Ned's tax policy? What laws govern the North differently than the South, what do they trade in summer or spring, what are their crops, does Ned visit these other Lords frequently, what does he do in times of famine, plague or bad crops.
Agreed. It's hypocritical bullshit. Martin criticizes Tolkien for not dealing with these precise details and then he doesn't bother to deal with them either.

>The idea is that Ned is a good guy, so people love him.
>book opens with him killing some scared kid for running away from ice zombies
What is with the extreme hatred against asoiaf on this board lol

based

Oh, fuck.This is his actual plan because of muh ebin trob subvushun, isn't it? I can totally se it.

Retard

I ctrl+F'd through the books and found five spots where something is said to be as useless as nipples on a breastplate, and one spot where someone (Jorah) is mentioned to have nipples on his breastplate.

>dark wings, dark words

>and one spot where someone (Jorah) is mentioned to have nipples on his breastplate.
based

Lewis and Tolkien were good friends.

A lot of people are getting really angry and frustrated with George over the last few years for obvious reasons.

It might just have been the translated version that I read but:
>As naked as the day he/she was born.
Used literally every time someone was naked, felt extremely repetitive.

>dark wings, dark words
Isn't that a metal song?

Why would they care that he's not writing when they hate asoiaf so much

Because people on 4channel are fucking retards whose feelings towards things are determined by how popular it is. GoT was incredibly popular, so people here have to hate it. Which by extension includes ASoIaF.

So is there any hope for HBOs Aegon's Conquest show to be good? It seems pretty one sided for the Targs at least until they fail to invade Dorne.

>implying fatso could ever write a speech like Theoden's at the Pelennor fields

Arise now, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward.
Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded!
Forth Eorlingas!
Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!
>implying anything fatso ever wrote could be filmed for such a goosebumps inducing effect like Theoden's speech at the Pelennor fields
youtube.com/watch?v=POdknqszMDY

Probably not, the dance one has huge potential though

>the most acclaimed and well written asoiaf passage is Ned’s tower of joy dream
>it’s the most Tolkien-lite in its prose
Coincidence I think not

Literally no one and certainly not the story views Ned badly because of that. Muh the guy abandoned the Watch, warned no one and no reason to believe him

>muh aragorns tax policy
How do people still fall for this out of context quote? The whole point of what he was saying is that he and Tolkien are writing different types of books. Pretty sure it was said in regards to people comparing the stories.

>>book opens with him killing some scared kid for running away from ice zombies
You're mixing up the book and the show. In the book, Ned executes a guy who had spent 40 years at the Wall. The show had the old guy's character killed off earlier while the young dude survived until the execution.

Why didn’t GRRM ever describe Joffrey, Robb, Stannis, or Euron’s tax policies?

Possibly because he doesn't actually care about tax policies

>Posts about football
>Posts about Wildcards
>Posts about all the other tvshows he's working on
>Posts about a new spin off book
>Posts about Cons
>Posts about award shows
>Posts about drumpf
heh nothing personal fans...

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Bed would have killed Will for breaking his oath regardless, though

>Ned

Shit!

Yeah, he would've. And I initially disliked his character in the book for executing the older guy too. I'm just nitpicking so that your complaints won't have inaccuracies.

Martin is a fucking hack, even more so when you compare him to Tolkien.
Tolkien was an autistic Oxford Professor that loved languages, so much he made up a bunch.
Since he didn't know what to do with fucking languages he just made up, he wrote stories and myths surrounding them. People often think Tolkienesque fantasy is just elves, alcoholic dwarves and some Evil Lord with Minions.
True Tolkienesque fantasy is actually autistically make up languages that work and then create myths and stories surrounding them.
The Hobbit was a standalone kid's story for Tolkien to make a few bucks but was so succesful, that he saw an outlet to let his autism thrive and wrote LOTR. Nobody has even come close to the level of detail and autism that Tolkien has achieved. George critcizing Tolkien is akin to a retarded inbred with crayons scoffing at Leonardo or Michelangelo.

>hurr how good a books prose is determines the quality of the book
This mindset is the biggest indicator that someone is a pseud. Yeah GRRMs prose is no where near that of Tolkien, but it isnt fucking terrible. Its at worst mediocre, but its occasionally pretty good. His real strengths are on developing characters and his dialogue.

He didnt fucking criticize him you actual retard. GRRM sucks tolkien off as one of his bigger inspirations.

>people who didnt read the books responded to this post actually believing it was a legitimate excerpt
Damn this board has been filled with plebbit swine

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>this kills the GRRMfag

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he needs to maintain his blood sugar shitlord

What was Grima's tax policy?

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it's fattie projection

>What was Aragorn's tax policiy.
Sure thing, bud.

>i fall for Yea Forums memes
Its a quote taken out of context literal retard

Dear Christ thank you user. I keep making this point in lotr threads I feel like I'm going mad.

>has realized how utterly pointless it would be to spend his last few remaining years writing instead of spending his millions

I’m surprised he writes about anything at all anymore

Was not his actual name. All of Tolkien's characters have like three names at least. Even Frodo and Bilbo were not those character's actual names.

He doesn't really spend his millions and he has shitloads of projects all the time. Winds of Winter just isn't one of those.

yeaaa....
There is you final boss buddy

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>Seasons 1 to 3 are just as good as the LotR films
>Seasons 5 to 8 made the whole series completely unredeemable

So what's Frodo's real name then

>Frodo Baggins
>son of Drogo Baggins
Holy shit George is an unoriginal hack

What was bad about S4 again?

Minor changes that people blow up the importance of.

Yeah bro, only CHADS like us get game of thrones!

Yeah as we all know everyone on reddit just hates game of thrones, it's the least reddit thing ever, us 4channers are magnificent gentlemen of the finest taste and we all read the books, you fucking retard.

Maura Labingi

Danys pov in season 2 and 3 was shit.

>lets slowly move from

>milk of the poppy

Lol is his books this shit

Is this real?

>shirtless Ramsay
>Tysha dropped and Tyrion whitewashed
>minor
Oh fuck off Dabid

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>is white, not black

>Goebbels
>looks like a beady eyed little rodent
BRAVO

CARVED OUT A TRENCHER

HOT SNAKES THROUGH HIS CHEST

THE WALL WEEPED

HE STILL HAD ALL HIS TEETH

>sunset found her squatting

yeah but grrm doesn't even cover tax policies so it's moot

>finishes

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He doesn't cover much of anything after the war of the five kings

Kys

not only that
literally everyone start saying 'nuncle' all the fucking time

Tolkien
>fought in the war
>professor with tenure in linguistics at a prestigious renowned university
>collects mythos from all of europe and adapts it to his own original fantasy universe
>is the man who created the fantasy races of elfs, hobbits, dwarfs and orcs that are literally everyone stole today because it was so good
>made several languages for both men, elves, orcs and dwarfs, with alphabets, phonetics, pronoun, verb rules and root sounds, songs, poems, names etc.
>Made an entire history of creation and fables, stories etc. for his universe
>Made a story that wrapped up everything perfectly letting the age of men begin, and the magic fade from memory, just like the god damn mythos and superstitious he collected in europe
>smokes a pipe, writes like a poet
Why yes, GRRM is an obese hack

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>ruling is hard.

Why want he in the show?

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I miss *cough* posting

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What was Brann the Brokens tax policy?

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>This is the author a hundred thousand autist have spent he last 10 years waiting for new release from
>GRRM has made tens of millons of dollars from this hackneyed, fan-fiction shit

*burps*