Man fuck christians

I thought they were basically the Manson family. I forgot any Christian subtext whatsoever.

I don't think they were Christians per se. Just that the crazed leader was using christian iconography to lure them

>starless starts playing

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Hey you wanna hear what it sounds like when someone’s soul dies?

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The action was lacking.

>christian
Cage just mentioned that at one point because he didn't know who they were.
They were a druggie hippy sex cult.

wtf i thought this movie was nicholas cage brutally killing demons after they kidnap his gf?

they fought with fucking chainsaws m8

That’s what the second half of the movie is. There’s a good bit of setup so everything makes sense.

He kills like 4 ppl

It has that but like this user said the pacing is an issue.

for like 30 seconds and it's not very suspenseful

critics really oversold how brutal the ending was. sure it was violent but it wasn't a gore filled bloodbath like a lot of reviewers were selling it as

>PACING IS WAY TOO SLOW I NEED NON STOP BANG BANGS LIKE IN JOHN WICK

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Yeah, but it was a really good thirty seconds

I was so drunk watching this movie i dont remember anything about it

You shouldn’t drink, user.

Do a bunch of acid instead

meh

It kind of is "man fuck christians" but not in the way that you're thinking. The film is steeped in gnostic thought. It's not "fuck christians", it's "fuck mainstream non-gnostic christianity and fuck the demiurge that they worship".

It's esoteric stuff so I wouldn't expect most people to get it. And I definitely wouldn't expect some perpetually butthurt /pol/tard like you to get it either.

Fuck cults, yes.

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Christianity is the cornerstone of western civilization tho. Fuck Jews and Jaimiewood.

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>cornerstone
Not by choice.

i am so glad i watched the movie at home and not in the theater. just picturing people laughing during this scene makes my blood boil

I can’t imagine anyone laughing at that shit. That’s not a ‘Nic Cage freaking out’ thing. It’s seriously affecting.

Half of the fight scenes were completely unwatchable because they were too dim to see what was going on.
Chainsaw scene was neat. Otherwise 5/10

Why are you lying?

Agreed.

jew

>literally as close as we'll ever get to pure kino
umm

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Under The Silver Lake is excellent

why? I just don't see why people like this. it was painfully amateurish and dull. I bet you hate trash like rob zombie movies, am I right?

terrible too. literally nothing redeeming in either of these

The Devil’s Rejects is kino.

>gf dies of a drug overdose
>see this scene

Highly accurate

i laffed

I foolishly saw it in theaters.
Niggers were LAFFIN' n' CLAPPIN' at this scene.

Things that definitely happened for a thousand, Alex

>Cosmatos says of his villain, who he ultimately decided would be much more effectively menacing if he was drawn as ordinary. And it was mostly a coincidence that the rampant exposure of abusive men across high-profile industries became a cultural flashpoint while he was making his film. “I was working on this script for six years or something like that, and eventually the world caught up to my nightmare,” he says. “The male ego is a terrifying, terrifying thing, you know? If it’s shattered, it becomes even more dangerous.”
>“I might actually be allergic to testosterone,” the director says. “Whenever I’ve felt a testosterone rush I get, like, sick afterwards, and I feel exhausted and terrible. I honestly think I’m allergic to it in my own body, so being around aggressive men makes me feel like shit.
>So even if you’re going to see Mandy for the fist-sized lumps of cocaine that Cage inhales while he kills a trailer full of sadists, it’s the slaughtering of fragile masculinity with a freshly forged steel ax that should stay burned in your brain long after it’s over.
vulture.com/amp/2018/09/lets-talk-about-the-most-harrowing-scene-in-mandy.html

I agree, but usually BTBR and mandy fans think zombie sucks

There is room for grindhouse horror and horror dramas. We can have both!

>liked Beyond the Black Rainbow but hated this flick.
same. beyond disappointing.

What is the correct amount of weed to smoke for Beyond the Black Rainbow? If I don't smoke enough, I lose attention, but if I smoke too much, I fall asleep.

first half was distilled kinography

edibles. 100mg minimum.

Will legitimately try. Thanks!

>christians

It was a cult retard.

christianity is just big cult faglord

No no no, dude. It was basically the Passion of the Christ. Like, we all remember the part of the Bible where everyone takes acid and then has sex with the priest, right?

third here. I lost interest 20 minutes in and went to sleep.

A lot of hippie cults do this to this day.

fuck this movie was bad. blade runner 2049, alita now confirm this board has awful taste.

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post somewhere else then cuntface

He makes good movies, but I knew the moment I actually saw Panos that he was a soi-chugging pussyboy.

globie detected

>Sobek liked this post

Do you guys even know what you’re talking about? They were not true Christians, the leader even says Jesus made a mistake not offering a substitute in his place, so don’t go talking about how this movie is anti Christian. The cult was so far gone from Christ that they communed with demons and had pre marital sex.

Of course it did you ignorant nigger apologist.

I’m sure it did sweetheart. Isn’t it past your bedtime?

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YOU RIP MY SHIRT

This. High profile cults in the US have generally coopted Christian imagery. Jim Jones & Charles Manson both used Christian imagery within their cults.

>cultists are Christians now
based retardbro making up shit to be offended by

yeah, same here.

it was the timing. if it took two years between this and beyond the black rainbow i would be kind of fine, like an exercise.

but it took too long to deliver something way too superficial. beyond the black rainbow looks more mature than this.

This is why we’re fucked though.

And there’s no “cornerstone” without Jews, you fucktard

Dilate tranny

Yes Mrs. Sherman everything stinks

Its nic cage, everything he does is hilarious

T. Needs to get his tv calibrated

>Christianity is the cornerstone of western civilization

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Cringe as fuck but I didn’t get that impression from the movie at all seeing as Cage needs to be a badass to 1v1 literal demons an axe he forged himself. It seems like he is baiting soi bois because I have no clue how he makes that comment than has a man chainsaw fight a demon.

>a spiraling, surreal rampage of vengeance.
lol, Burgers trying to tell stories. Remember the villain in Thomas the Tank Engine? Fucken idiots.

>If I keep making the same thread every day eventually people will agree with me!

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>Whenever I’ve felt a testosterone rush I get, like, sick afterwards
You don't feel a testosterone rush, there's no such thing. Adrenaline and cortisol can get you a testosterone surge, the effects of which generally make a person agressive and confident. Immediately, though, violence (verbal, mental or physical) drains most people and energizes only about 3% of the population. Only a very small number of sociopaths actually thrive on violence and chaos.

TLDR this man is literally shaking rn because the sun came out from behind a cloud for a few minutes

>tried to watch the left behind movie
>some christian is smugly telling off an athiest at the start
had to turn it off a few minutes in, i can't give movies that violently shit their pants the hour anymore.

I hear Cage didn't even realize the camera was rolling here. He was just hitting his hourly dose of booze, trying to air out his balls and get ready for another round of shots. They thought it would be a good gag, but weren't expecting Cage to put together such a wonderful depressing performance. But they played it cool and didn't even tell him about it because he'd probably demand more booze money. He still doesn't know to this day.

No, the cornerstone of western civilization is white people. Once the balance flips, no more western civilization.

Why isn't it ever Jews?

No.

jewish iconography only ever scares people away

Because centuries ago, Christians were retarded enough to put Jews in charge of their finances.

It usually is, at some level or another. Jews funding this crazy dude because he will tarnish the good Christian image, just enough to push people away from those bible loving Republicans.

>cuckstianity is the cornerstone if the West
Fuck off. If anything, Europeans prevailed in spite of this debilitating belief for weaklings.
>m-m-muh respawning carpenter
Look at the catholic church and tell me it is made in the image Yeshua the King of the Jews. Even the portrayal christcucks pray to every day is that of Cezare Borgia, because he had balls to order that all depictions of Christ will be in his image.

Its the mosty christian movie I ever see "The psychotic drowns where the mystic swims" its a quote from Campbell who was really christian.
I love it, I think its more about false goods and how the ubermen trascend to become a god.

please tell me more, I love It follows (no im not reddit incel) but Im afraid that this one is just noir movie. sell it to me please.

Old timey hippies were Christians though, it was all 'Jesus loves you' and all that. The new age shit came much later.

Fuck Satan

Based and redpilled

>respawning carpenter

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Beyond the black rainbow and mandy are both trash

this
christianity is not a cult because its followers are brainwashed without drugs and sex

Honest question. If you believe in God, why don't you also believe in Leprechaun gold, Unicorns, Bigfoot, and Santa Claus?

Those other things don't exist.

Leprechaun gold, Unicorns, Bigfoot, and Santa Claus don't think I'm special and worthy of eternal life so fuck them.

You can't prove they exist, or don't exist just like you can't prove God exists.

It's far more likely that the Bigfoot animal exists (or rather existed at some point) than an ancient Canaanite god of war.

That's where you're wrong. Did you forget Santa thinks you're special. He gives presents to good little boys like you on Christmas too! And when we die we all go to that great North Pole in the sky.

I kinda have been a bad boy though, I don't think I'm gonna make it bro
Say hi to Rudolph for me when you get there please

Oh no.. Naughty boys go south. All the way south, to the south pole with Krampus and his army of hungry polar bears unless they accept the only gift on Christmas that matters. Santa into their hearts.

I laughed but it was a anxious sort of laugh if it makes you feel better. You know like when you watch someone get hit by a car.

It's basically inherent vice but not

I usually smoke before going into the movie theater but it was a bad idea before this one cus the movie made no sense to me and I dont remember nothing about it other than pink and purple.

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It was also the last piece of entertainment which contained jóhanssson's final work.
Normies and trannies here don't realise what cinema has lost with him. Still pissed fucking Denis threw away his work for 2049 and went with hack Zimmer.

youtube.com/watch?v=72ye1IMywrQ

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Fuck that faggot shit, the first minutes of the film have this.

youtube.com/watch?v=OfR6_V91fG8

that's literally the only good thing about mandy

Saw it in theaters, can confirm there was scattered laughter at this part. Bunch of retards.

>Still pissed fucking Denis threw away his work for 2049 and went with hack Zimmer.
He did? Why? Sea Wall and Tears in the Rain were still kino though.

I hate Inherent vice I love the master
no, you can believe in a god that its not stupid. Just a never ending source of energy and light

The autist wanted something more akin to vangelis instead of the original score jóhann made

indiewire.com/2017/09/blade-runner-2049-soundtrack-johann-johannson-1201882380/

>Cults that twist Christian beliefs don't exist
What is The Children of God? Stupid Christlarpers.

the big man had to snort the coke, didn't he? What the fuck, I'm still salty, we've been deprived of future kino scores. Similar to Philip Seymour Hoffman