Why the fuck is he so popular?

Why the fuck is he so popular?

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Is it 2006 again?

Is he? Haven't heard much about him since I was in middle school.

*was

He's gone full Weinstein mode and is fucking some 20 year old instathot.

In what year do you live?
He’s also had a facelift. Clearly some self-esteem issues going on, but if he’s happy wth.

He made women wet. Hell look at his current girlfriend, he still does today.
>he stole jokes
From some nobody betas whose entire lives were built around inventing jokes. If a creep tells a joke its just creepy. If an alpha male like Dane Cook tells a joke its even funnier than if a normal person told it,.

He has charisma, his competitors don't. And neither do you.

SEETHING

He's unique and was one of the first comedians to promote using social media. His biggest mistake was doing those retarded Hollywood films and not staying a pure comic like Brian Regan or trying to get a show like Seinfeld.

yeah i saw one of his movies and walked the fuck out. Bad script but he basically looked awful. I think his dieting ruined his skin or something.
But his stand up originally was very strong. So damn funny.

>DUDE I YELL AND MAKES EVERYTHING FUNNY
He's a hack.

>is

>fucking young woman bad
seethe harder on that wall roastie

real subtle Dane, hows that comeback going? oh right...

Hey there, Dane

hot pockets

If ugly people can't be funny then explain black comedians. Checkmate lookcels.

hi dane

What is he supposed to fuck, fuckface?

>his competitors
who is dane competing with these days?

He has no competition. He made more than that crippled ape Kevin Hart did at the top of his career.

Millennials and middle age women who wanted to fuck him but both groups have moved on

ITT: anons who face reality and one pissed off Dane Cook fan who can't

How is that Weinstein mode?

didn't realize we'd been transported back to 2007

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His first album with the monkey fucking a coconut and the kool aid man was pretty funny

thats actually terrifying

Time is terrifying.

fucking young chicks is based and redpilled
t. 29 year old dating a 20 year old instathot

Does she make a good sangwitch?

>time
no, thats what getting called out rightfully so and having a hard fucking time landing any gigs because you're a faggot who overcompensates like he always has done

always funny to see people bandwagon on Dane Cook and pretend like they always hated him
Vicious Circle was kino

SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE LMAO

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perfect little concave for his gut

That's not exactly why Weinstein was a slimeball, you monkey

Dane Cook unironically has a good and unique delivery

Me and brother used to laugh and laugh and laugh at his drive through bit.
>youtube.com/watch?v=Jv6lmtVDxzo

>Vicious Circle was kino
Vicious Circle was when he sold out, it was worse than his 20 year old snake bit for his CC special, that bits older than the Pampers he's dating
>imagine unironically thinking this

That's a whole lot of past tense

I mean he looks like proto weinstein. he went from normalish looking guy to fat predatory kike

>dating
haha you stupid cuck.
>29yr old channer saying B&R
the absolute state. good to get your mid life crisis out the way early I guess