Alexa flush the toilet

Alexa flush the toilet.

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>there will never be an alexa toilet
>alexa will never eat your shit

why live

Alexa: store all my data and audio without my permission and sell it to satanistic globalists that openly pray for the destruction of the modern world and the deaths of countless innocents

cucks are so attracted to this thing. They can't wait for it to cram a dick in their mouth.

Alexa play Despacito!

>implying the data was sold
>implying there was no permission on the user's part
I know you're shitposting but shitpost better bucko

>Without my permission
It's with your permission, your just to much of a dumbass to actually read up on privacy laws or to check a consumer site for what the legal text let's the people do.

Alexa Suck my dick

Alexa: Reporting you for harassment of a virtual female.

way ahead of you!

Alexa, is FBI watching? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OP: Fag

Alexa suck my cock

The answer is no (but who knows about the future)

>Alexa, play "Ben Shapiro Epic Moments
>Alexa, order Shibari Personal Lubricant , 8 oz, subscribe and save

Alexa, play hvis lyset tar loss
>now playing: take five by Dave brubeck

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>Sorry user I didn't get that

>Sorry user I didn't get that
No you little slut, but you're about to

Alexa, add Depends to my cart

They've already connected sink faucets to Alexa so it's coming

So if I write a 1600 page privacy notice and you guys fail to miss the one little addendum on page 592 that says that I'm legally allowed to fuck your mother once a week, you're going to sit there and go "welp, I guess she deserves it"

>satanistic globalists
you can just say jew here

alexa, execute order 66

arexuh do what a smartphone could do over wifi.

If you're signing it for a product you know it's still under development and that most of all you don't need then yes, she deserves it

old gal could likely use it even. She still makes mashed potatoes from scratch god bless her. Spit on it and give her a go.

Alexa, explain the sign gag from that one feed and seed store of the fifth episode of the eleventh season of the popular animated sitcom The Simpsons.

>She still makes mashed potatoes from scratch

As opposed to what? That shit is stupid easy to make.

Americans buy either frozen or powdered mashed potato.