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Why does reddit ruin everything?
this is even worse than when they tried to force "agents of cia"
extra sauce on my corms please
>dozens of OC shops every day
>complain about it anyway
>look i posted his head on this image that has tons of the same shit too
>OC
Did you start calling him coomer because it would be easier for you to find each other outside of the site too?
>le reddit boogeyman is behind every tree
relax dude just coom
>coomer works at a kinoplex
>when people ask for butter and salt on their popcorn, he actually just cooms on it under the table
How devilish.
>boogeyman
Weird how it's only a boogeyman WHEN it's actually them
You need to go back
A recommendation? Well a personal favorite is
My Girlfriend's Mother 10 (2016)
Contrived but highly effective variation on a theme
13 September 2019
Putting the audience a step ahead (in terms of information) of the characters is a useful narrative device, used well in this 10th edition of Sweet Sinner's popular series about sexual poaching. Writers Melissa Monet and James Avalon know what they're doing.
It becomes clear early on that the chance meeting of joggers Seth Gamble and MILF Ariella Ferrera will lead to sexual fireworks, and the fun of the DVD is getting to that foregone conclusion.
I'm a zoomer
I'm a doomer
I'm a midnight coomer
I touch my penis in the suuuuuuun
It's better to have spergs call everything reddit than to have nobody call truly reddit posts reddit
I'm a fapper
I'm a cracker
I'm a white girl blacker
Cooming just feels so fuuuuuuun
>hey, jason. one ticket to no birth control creampies volume 3: jungle fever edition, please.
One ticket to Boogie Nights please.
>reddit discovers a meme a whole month after it's become stale and flood the boards
I'm so tired of this cycle
>Welcome to the Coomoplex sir. Would you like a ticket for BLACKED or BLACKEDRAW?
>no black cock peeking out of the popcorn
>would you like some cum with your popcorn sir?
checked and kekd
That'll be one for TUSHY, my good man.
>your ticket to blacked and complementary flesh light, sir
jason is infinitely better than wojak
Does he give out complementary pickles for female audience members?
unironically kys & have sex
I'll have popcorn
...
No butter.
Yeah but now we know who these redditors are so can Yea Forums them
This but ironically
imagine the taste
Why has the Internet become so rucking gay.
It's like every single website with a forum has to have overlap with eachother.
You're right, dude. This shit isn't even funny. Sure, the original picture —which is almost a year old by now— was funny. But I still haven't understood the humour of sticking his face on literally fucking everything though.
Who is this guy?
The Internet is too centralized. It's filled with zoomers and trannies and there's no escape.
What happens here?
>. But I still haven't understood the humour of sticking his face on literally fucking everything though.
Because the "people" behind it are the same ones that force every flavor of the week meme
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Why can't /pol/ invent a good meme? It's always just taking something old and then owning the libs with it.
This is the most organic meme I've seen in some time. I'm convinced the only people trying to shut it down are triggered porn addicts. It's time we all took a look in the mirror lads.
W-where's robert?
>Would you like some butter on your popcorn?
...I'm good.
This isn't a /pol/ meme. Cumbrain came from /fit/ and the guy was spammed here and on /pol/ as because of the ape dick spam
I JUST WANT TO COOOOOOOOM
I was putting together a team, so I brought him somewhere where his talents will no longer be wasted...
>Coom!
shut your dirty fucking leftist mouth
HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE THE THOUSANDS OF PORN TRYING TO OUT PORN EACH OTHER ITS NOT DEGENERATE YOU PURITAN THERE IS TOTALLY A CAP TO HOW FAR IT WILL GO
OK I lost it this is too fitting
To be fair Ariella Ferrara is really hot and has lovely brown nipples.
The sad thing is that this guy grew up with a stutter and it likely caused him serious social problems
Jannies really should learn about the Streisand Effect.
NOSFERATCOOM
You've proven to be larping cumbrains
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And now he's getting bullied all over again. How weird will he get this time?
>People make fun of my big ears
>Better shave my head!
Cooming right up
You think we'll ever get footage of him one day?
probably not, he's dead and he didn't appear to upload anything
>he's dead
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is that a woman on the left?
Leave this guy alone. Yes, you found him, and yes, he appears to be a massive porn addict. He's not hurting anyone and hasn't done anything to warrant this harassment. If anything, he's probably the way he is because he's been teased all of his life.
Made this just for you guys
ahahahahahahha
>porn addiction
>not hurting anyone
okay retard lol
>Oh hello, sir! Have you "cum" for the private screening of Backdoor Sluts 9 also?
Hahaha well done
its from /int/ you dumb coomer if it was from reddit-/pol/ would be another basedjack or pepe
I-IS THAT A WOMAN'S VOICE?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Der Coomer memes are fucking great. I doubt it'll stand the test of time like others, but I'll enjoy every last ounce coom while I can.
coomer but he became a tranny?
cute!
Robert?! What are you doing here!
I didn't think porno theaters were still a thing
IM FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINGGGGGGGGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING
>he's dead
Proof?
Hey Robert, thanks for coming to hang out tonight. Can’t believe that cracker took your job...
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I see that look Robert. I’m sorry but that’s what they are. Crackers stealing jobs from a hard working black man. Anyway, i’m not trying to ruin your night. Let’s go meet some pornstars.
>user! Fancy seeing you here!
Explain coom not cum. He’s from Wisconsin why pronounce it like a Slav or some shit
because it comes from a variation of the boomer meme just like doomer and gloomer
Robert! Please come back! The kinoplex isn't the same without you. Jason keeps cumming in my popcorn, all the arms rests are sticky, and all the previews are blacked entertainment advertising!
untrue
ITT: seething coomers
of course it's true that's why he's called coomer. What else would the reason be?
Yea Forums word filtering "cumbrain"
very nice
why would you need to change it in an image though where it can't be filtered?
Louis C.K.
>you want nut butter with your nachos sir?
>The age of Mods is over...
>The age of the coomer has come...
why are cumbrains so sensitive?
He coomed too much.