/trek/

>couch casted
>caused to leave
lel

best nose

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Is there a torrent for the Docu?

worst nose

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rarbg

Late movie era had my favorite aesthetics.

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get out

>rarbg
Thank you, I thought they deviced some sort of DRM and people were scared of being caught.

Everything but the bridges are just TNG sets

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The bridges were then also used as TNG sets.

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Technically when TNG was using them they were reusing the TOS sets built for Phase 2 / TMP.

he's a big commander

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That looked fuctional as hell.

All of the tits he cast were nice. You can't compare one pair to another because each were special in their own way.

>watch captain picard trailer after all this time
>they immediately give away that the girl is his and the borg queens daughter
why would they do dis?

I think Linda Park had pretty great tits.
She's still holding up today even after having a baby

Can jews be wizards like Q?

Asians are immortal so hers don't count and they weren't that big to begin with.

>not knowing that trailers are cunts
Sweet summer child...

When did they fuck?

>Implying bigger is better.
mommy material right here

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Those are pretty nice tits. Why was she always hiding them on Enterprise?

Nah the girl is obviously a Romulan princess. Why would the Romulans be involved if she wasn't part of some nefarious scheme of theirs? Romulans are the VF of the Trek franchise and she's their "Star Trek" shitpost to derail Picard's retirement plans.

>Implying she wasn't the slut of the ship

Rewatching season 4 of ENT and the Romulan computer boy is pretty sweet. Do Romulans always have someone plugged directly into their system with glowing tubes spinning around in a chair?

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>nefarious scheme
my logic was they would manipulate her so they could gain control of the collective in some way and become a dominant player again

Romulan x Borg is the plot of a William Shatner novel, which means that Captain James T. Kirk is confirmed for the return.

Shran and Talas are relationship goals

Based

Two of the Federation's biggest baddies teaming up doesn't mean they're using one of Shatner's fanfics as source material, it just means they weren't creative enough to come up with anything better than "Borg AND Romulans? How can Picard even compete?"
The fact half this series seems to be about revisiting fan favorite characters confirms my theory.

>The fact half this series seems to be about revisiting fan favorite characters confirms my theory.
Fan favorite characters like Captain James T. Kirk.

He would have made an announcement if that were true. Kirk is dead.

>fan favorite characters
thicc boi riker confirmed

Correct... until the Romulans use Borg technology to bring him back to life and brainwash him into being the ultimate assassin warrior who hunts down Picard's friends.

Sometimes old people will see dead loved ones when they're close to death. Any chance ghost Kirk will show up to follow Picard around and call him a faggot for the lulz?
I mean yeah they only knew each other for about five minutes but we have ghost Data so why not ghost Kirk, too?

>brainwash zombie Kirk into being the ultimate assassin warrior who hunts down Picard's friends
dude what
like winter soldier?

Yes, except all capeshit is garbage.

seriously what the fuck is with the Romulan computer boy
all he does is spin around in his chair playing games with his VR headset

Read a book... nerd!

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Well that's literally the plot to Captain America 2 so

well technically no he isn’t he is still alive in the nexus/his echo and since he isn’t there anymore(dead) he could come back/echo

>The novel begins on the planet Veridian III and takes place shortly after the events seen in the motion picture Star Trek Generations. The body of James T. Kirk is stolen by the Romulans after his burial by fellow Starfleet captain Jean-Luc Picard. The Borg have formed an alliance with the Romulan Star Empire in order to destroy the Federation. Using alien technology, the Borg bring Kirk back to life and his katra is restored, but false memories are implanted to turn him against the Federation. The goal of this secret alliance is to destroy Picard and therefore Starfleet's only defense against the Borg but, despite his conditioning, Kirk is able to resist commands to kill Worf, Data, and Geordi La Forge, all of whom are attacked by him during his search for Picard.
Kirk defeats Worf, Data and even Geordi in single combat, but he spares their lives because pssshhhhhhh... nothing personnel, kid.

Fat Kirk comes back to kill fat Riker? Weird flex but okay

This was absolute fan fiction for William Shatner.

>Kirk dies in a movie
>Kirk writes a book about Kirk coming back to life and solo-ing the entire Next Gen bridge crew in a fight
seriously?

>caused Terry Farrel to leave DS9

the only good thing he's ever done and even then he fucked up.

Terry Farrel should have left A LOT earlier. She was a literal mary sue.

Terry Farrell is an actress, not a character.

When you appear in Trek you forever surrender your birth name to your Trek name.

honestly she wasn't that great of an actor either

is that even her real name or is it her acting "name"?

>caused terry ferrell to leave ds9
didn’t she quit to be on becker tho?

They were able to write around her weaknesses as an actress well enough, same with Bashir. Jadzia should have died around season four though.

Who even uses their birth name? If you haven't chosen your real name you're probably a basic as fuck normie.

which trek is best trek?

The Trek in your imagination

No, she just got lucky and landed that afterwards, but she quit with no plans other than getting the fuck out.

DS9 of course, it had serialized storytelling so its inherently better.

What thr fuck the Romulam computer boy is actually an albino Andorian
Boy you just never know when it comes to Romulans

Please do not post disingenuously in a Star Trek thread.

Ok it's TOS because whatever is first is best.

DS9 is only good if you like other Treks. On its own it's quite shit in places especially the beginning when you're supposed to care about Cardassians and annoying Bajorans bitching about their Prophets. It's fine as a sci-fi series but TNG kicks DS9's ass hands down as far as real Trek goes.

actually it’s std since no trek has ever had a black women in it before

Captain Bald-Luc Baldard of the Federation baldship Balderprise

Without TNG as a primer DS9 is an ugly clusterfuck of nasty looking aliens and their nonsensical problems. The characters are boring for the first couple seasons, the sets are depressing and bland, and everything is so pompous and self-important without a setup from TNG that it feels top heavy without earning any of that swagger. DS9 works as a companion piece to TNG but on its own it's a fairly middling and forgettable sci-fi series.

>black captain
no thanks

Right now I gotta say ENT but only because I love T'Pol
I feel sad for her because she obviously had an eating disorder and considering her fake tits she must have really low self esteem buried underneath all of that confidence
I just want to give her a hug and tell her she's beautiful

Star Trek V bridge sucks, especially the lighting. VI was the best bridge in the franchise.

Andorians are the best bros
Romulans could be bros if they were chill
Klingons are too rowdy to be bros
Vulcans are the autistic weeb you used to be bros with but outgrew after high school

>an ugly clusterfuck of nasty looking aliens and their nonsensical problems
>The characters are boring for the first couple seasons
>the sets are depressing and bland
>everything is so pompous and self-important
>it feels top heavy without earning any of that swagger

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>store brand Jadzia

During the summer of 1997, the Dominion occupied Deep Space Nine and the Federation had an alliance with the Borg.

That was some year.

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It was the first time in my life that I was aware of the difference between "new" episodes and "old" episodes.

And all I could think about was WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NEW EPISODES???

If I were Dukat I would have put Sisko's baseball in a jar and filled it with piss before leaving

Lost my port and Starboard structural integrity.

despite everything I can still make you laugh sometimes

>being excited for deep sleep 9.

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Stop, stop. I can only get so erect.

based shatnerverse

also hooks up with tashas daughter iirc, or maybe granddaughter, and incidentally he's now 1/2 romulan which is why he can beat up the tng crew

>It was the first time in my life that I was aware of the difference between "new" episodes and "old" episodes.
You were either five or retarded. Also, nice digits.

If Deep Space Nine wasn't Star Trek would anyone still care about it? I know it's part of the Trek timeline but my autistic brain needs each series to stand on its own and I can't really see DS9 being successful on its own like TNG or even VOY or ENT.

I don't see why you have a problem with someone being 5 in 1997.

Most of the posters in this thread weren't even born yet.

Tasha never had a baby.

ent only lasted 4 seasons tho

Was Babylon 5 successful?

It was still more Treky than DS9. I feel like DS9 works as a deconstruction piece which examines the rules established in TNG but without that anchor it's lost at sea.

No. If it were then there would still be new series and merch. Babylon 5 is dead and left no memorable impact on science fiction.

this is sela, tasha daughter, please shut the fuck up

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She's a Romulan clone brainwashed to think she was Tasha's daughter

ah an idiot, nvm

I just saw the TMP 40th Anniversary theater event.
It was kino af to see it on the big screen, the sound was amazing and clear (the picture was a little dirty in some spots though)
However, being the theatrical cut and not the director's edition or extended version, it still feels "rushed" (besides the padded effects) and a lot of key scenes were missing.

you gotta know she was kicking herself for missing 7 seasons of royalties

I'm an idiot for questioning Romulan lies?

well yea and instead was exposing herself in shitty d grade horror flicks, she was not a smart person

That's a Tasha from a timeline that never existed, not canon prime Tasha

>Tasha grows up running away from rape gangs
>gets captured by Romulans and lets herself get raped
>daughter looks exactly like her even though dark hair is a more dominant trait than light hair
We really believe what Sela says happened /trek/?

What if she's just thin, works out, and chose to get fake tits because they're the most logical cybernetic implant yet invented? Would you still like her?

how is that relevant to the plot of the return?

I didn't have cable when Babylon 5 was on. Did I miss anything good? It seems like there was a small but diehard group of fans. Effects looked shitty even for that time though.

I just think it's sus how a Romulan says her mom is from an alternate timeline is all especially when Romulans make brainwashed clones like anons make shitposts

What went wrong?

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Yeah she seems lonely and I have a soft spot for lone wolves with emotional baggage

I don't know, it always looked like shit.

Worst fucking series ever to wear the name Star Trek. Just call it the Michael Burnham Show. What a piece of shit

Sela was such a stupid character. She added nothing to the eps she was in, and her backstory undermined Tasha's story from Yesterday's Enterprise.

Babylon 5 was great.

Ignore the user who thinks that a series isn't worthwhile if it doesn't have a lasting legacy of spinoffs and reboots. Thinking like that is how we get JJ and STD.

Written by SJW's. Produced by Cultural Marxist. Acted by libtards with an ax to grind. Plus the Viacom/CBS thing meant they couldn't do a show thats within canon as we knew it.

Are you talking about the character or the actress now? T'Pol was one of the most social Vulcans ever. Even early on. Who has breakfast with humans and their dog? The smell alone, man.

it had no budget for a syfy show
bottle episodes of ent in season 4 had more budget then their going all out season premiere

Where can I watch it? I'm not good at torrenting.

T'Pol. She was the only Vulcan on a ship full of smelly humans and had to spend hours every day finding her balance through meditation. Watching her even when she's in the background makes me feel sad for her and I want to be her friend.

i always cringe when i see her since her backstory is complete bullshit she is a shit version of sybok i mean that's fucking saying something

Sela isn't a real person, she's a Romulan trick.

>Babylon 5
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Some other scifi shows worth watching too if you haven't seen them yet:

>Farscape
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>Blake's 7
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The warrior's caste has little use for social protocols.

This. It was no worse than DS9 that's for sure. And nothing more came of it because of corporate idiocy. JMS had ideas on the table for movies and the spin off got fucked with. It's a great arc with lots of payoff. Serialized heavily before it was kewl. They even had the balls to do all CGI ships which was new at the time, but probably saved a ton of money doing things in post. Which was good because they had half the DS9 budget. Credit where it's due. It was no Andromeda type abortion.

Trip is one stupid fucking asshole for transferring to another ship to get away from T'Pol. How could he not see how much she loves him? This is making me so angry.

Babylon 5 discussion hurts /trek/

calm down Ira

JMS says it wasn't Ira.

i don't see how it would be like discussing stargate it's no threat

I come here to talk about Trek not dead boomer sci-fi series

yes lets discuss black strong lesbian who don't need no man

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>STD is the only Trek we can talk about because I don't have anything else interesting to say

T'Pol in Picard series?

You're in a tough spot, Ira. You want the accolades for creating DS9 (you didn't) but none of the blame.

what's left user we talk about how data fucks picard over and doesn't give him a ride on the enterprise in the new series?

>I can only be a raging faggot

Thanks user

>i can't even find something interesting to talk about

Bitchnig I'm literally trying to discuss Enterprise and not getting any (You)s. /trek/ just wants to be a pissy retard tonight.

Recast TNG. I say this guy for Picard.

Jeri "Are Other Women Even Tryin" Ryan ofc

can't believe y'all really talkin bout trek all day

Mark Strong for Picard

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They're related enough considering the behind the scenes drama situation of doing a space station concept and having some contrast to trek. I can't spend all day fapping to cats and relitigating Measure of a Man. Although I enjoy those, too.

Trip was from Florida. Dating a dirty alien was really taboo. Plus the "will they won't they" was a key arc. Watch out for RoboCop.

>T'POL: Are you enjoying your time aboard Columbia?
>TUCKER: Sure. Why wouldn't I?
>T'POL: You haven't been experiencing any problems?
>TUCKER: Such as?
>T'POL: Adjusting to new food, new routines, trouble sleeping.
>TUCKER: I sleep just fine. How about you?
>T'POL: Fine.
>TUCKER: You sure about that?
>T'POL: Quite.

If Trip doesn't transfer back to the Enterprise and go back to T'Pol I'm throwing my tv out the window

Looks right, but could he be affable enough to handle Picard Day?

with that attitude your going to throw your tv out at the finale anyway, might as well rip that bandaid off now

His teeth are all jacked up and he's better at playing villains. He has an inherently menacing presence.

>not letting picard have her as a wife
fucking brutal

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its mark strong, he is affable as all fuck, see tinker tailor for a good example

Every time they have a scene together it makes me want to pee. I dislike romantic tension like this and it makes me uncomfortable. It's just cruelty on the part of the writers.

I like to hope that Picard settled down with a cool wine chick who owned the vineyard next to his and she sometimes comes by just to share a bottle with him.

Nobody gets a happy family on Star Trek. That was Gene's vision. In the future everyone bangs and never hails you again.

I'll take a look. I recall he was showing range in Kingsman. So I can't argue your point.

>brent spiner looks just like he did at the end of nemesis
fucker doesn't even look aged a day

The most successful Star Trek characters are the ones with families.
>O'Brien
>Sisko
>Mr. and Mrs. Paris
>Neelix

How do you mean they're "successful?"

I liked Andromeda

>I'm not good at torrenting.
Lol, get a load of this faggot. What a cuck.

Read the post and infer

I'm not a mind reader. Explain yourself.

me too, but it is objectively awful

>Every time they have a scene together it makes me want to pee.
Your body might be going through some changes that are confusing and uncomfortable. But perfectly normal.

O'Brien and Paris? Sure. They're the exceptions. Sisko & Neelix are a stretch for happy nuclear family. The general rule is that love & family are things for boring characters. Gene was a bit too much of a horn dog and most of the shows were too episodic I guess.

>Sisko & Neelix are a stretch for happy nuclear family.
Only in your sick, twisted, right-wing mind

I'm seriously starting to wonder if Trip is a faggot. She keeps throwing herself at him and he won't reciprocate any of her advances even though last season was all about Vulcan back rubs. He's being so butthurt even though she got a divorce for him. I hate this. I'll give it a couple more episodes I guess.

I liked the concept even though it was simple "Sheriff tames the West, in space." And the rough writing sometimes got better. I can totally accept low budget Canadian shenanigans if the stories are good. But Kevin Sorbo went full Shatner and ruined what potential they had.

>sheriff tames the west
they had another show just like that where the guy looked for his kid can't remember the name

I don't want them to get married because I think marriage is a scam and forces people to be together even when the love fades but I need Trip to admit he still has feelings for T'Pol. He knows she won't make the first move and instead of going for it he transfers to another ship. This is ridiculous. He's more in denial of what he's feeling than the Vulcan he's in love with.

s1 and 1/2 of 2 is the best, before sorbo went full sorbo, basically when the nietzschean left

>I don't want them to get married because I think marriage is a scam and forces people to be together even when the love fades
This is such a 20-something comment

In my moderate autistic mind nuclear family has a textbook definition. You can't keep losing the girl or abandoning the kid. But they had nice moments. Jambalaya and bedtime stories. Sure.

Trip does get annoying after a while. Then a bit better. Then you realize it was writers jerking you around the whole time.

I liked star trek v the final frontier
fight me faggots

No, you're allowee to like qhat you like.

If two people really love each other they don't need rings and federal paperwork to stay together.

I know I'm being blueballed by the writers at this point which is what makes it so frustrating. I'm about six episodes away from the series finale so they better figure it out soon.

I can't help but notice your pain

I am not the outcast boy you left behind those many year ago

>Six episodes
Might as well finish it. There's some emotional payoff. The finale may piss you off for other reasons. Then you can sperg about with the rest of us.

It's the Orion slave girls episode right now so Trip is probably going to get hard for one of them and it'll piss off T'Pol then they'll argue about how they aren't even together anymore. I might finish the rest of the series tomorrow.

LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYE'S

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Looking forward to your review, friend.

I want to fuck a green girl so bad

It's cool, this isn't racist it's just New Orleans culture

>muh racism
give it a break already god damn

LOVE THOSE MASHED POTATOES FROM BEEF O'BRADY'S

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CAN YOU LEAVE THE IRISH ALONE YOU RACIST FUCKING NIGGER
THEY'RE REAL PEOPLE TOO

>thinks the irish are real people
martin luthor o'malley over here

his breakfast is based, 3 bacon strips 2 eggs over easy, corn beef hash

What's it like being rich enough to eat like this every day?

That doesn't sound like enough food unless you're like 5'7"

>food
calm down fatasses

thats a cheap breakfast, it doesn't even have steak, or beans, do you need some money?
its a prebreakfast really, he eats it when he finishes the night shift, goes home has a sleep and then keiko feeds him some fucking sea loaf

Look at those tasty little rice milkers

Orientals produce onions lactation

nah I have a couple slices of bread to last me until I get paid

It's ENT, because post 9/11 white male bravado is always a great framework for a television show.

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eggs are cheap, buy eggs, hell go next door and ask, you'll probably get some for free

I'll just wait until Friday to eat

>maybe he's not out there,bones
>maybe he's in here the human heart

ok, good luck

Love you guys. I only posted that because I'm hungry.

>Not being a poor ramen fag on generous federation food stamps desperate for sea loaf.
>Eating diarrhea heart attack prebreakfast like a boss.

Go donate plasma

was he really a Zoomer?

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I don't want to get AIDS from one of their recycled needles

You asked for this in a Robert thread.
I left the counter clear so you can put stuff there.

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What kind of crab legs do they serve in holodecks?

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>They make males do stupid shit for them by showing their tits.
What a based twist.

allthatsinteresting.com/coconut-crab

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In all medical facilities, needles are individually packaged and opened in front of the patient. It's the law.

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Oh Jesus Christ no

Why is he so small? Is this photoshopped?

sorry just couldn't help myself

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You're definitely a novice at life.

I just checked and my nearest plasma center only has two stars and only pays $20
I don't trust it

Go to a further one. Either way, it's better to eat than to not eat.

You just know...

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>Born 2030
>Irresponsible
>Poor fashion sense
>Not a team player
>Knows nothing of Some Kind of Star Trek
>Basically contributes nothing of value to humanity
Yep, gotta be a damn kid.

>deepthroating her
>you cum
>she starts coughing
>up comes a cum soaked furball

I'll just sleep for a few days

They look stinky.

Whoops, typo. I meant
>They look kinky.

seriously dude, if you really need food, go to a church, really almost every one will give you some food or at least direct you to a church or charity center where they will just give you a box of food, cheese bread cans of shit w/e

but the movie takes place in like 2063... is he supposed to be 30 years old?

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Couldn't help making a crap McMuffin instead of a patrician eggy in a basket? It happens. At least you have basic cooking life skills.

$20 seems low. I've had friends do this. IIRC $40-60 was more like the going rate. Keep in mind you're going to spend a couple hours there and feel weak after. Might as well jerk off ferengi ears for $20. They finish fast.

there's a girl who works at a bakery who's nice to me and every Monday they throw out all the donuts and bread that didn't sell over the weekend so I'll stop by and see if she's working and maybe she'll let me have some before they throw it away

yes
1 of 2

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i'm a chef, i'll make w/e the fuck I want thank you

They are likely both, user.
2 of 2

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I said stinky. Stinky green pussy.

both are accurate and acceptable

This isn't very sexy. I've never been turned on by dancing. Are we supposed to tell succubi we think it's sexy so they fuck us or did boomers really think awkwardly gyrating and waving hands was hot?

The timeline never made sense with the casting, but I'm fairly sure that is the canon, yeah. Maybe an apocalypse ages you?

>Chef
Cool, man. I'm used to people not knowing how to cook. But as a chef, I'm guessing you're just gonna make yourself another drink. Whatever works.

>make yourself another drink
no I have to work later so just beer for now

I mostly eat salami and cheese.

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>The Star Trek Encyclopedia (3rd ed., p. 81) accounted for this discrepancy by speculating that Cochrane's aged appearance in the movie was the result of radiation poisoning.

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>Not drinking just beer
Logical and safe. Now I really believe you're a chef. Unironically. Have you ever tried to recreate a palatable Star Trek recipe?

or maybe the aliens made him young again? why over complicate this shit

curious... but plausible. the mystery has been concluded. excellent work /trek/

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i've made hassperat, its ok, lots of versions of the recipe are avaliable

Hi VF

idk who that is, haven't been in /trek/ threads all year, but ok

>that time Archer came back with three sex slaves
IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

why not over complicate things?
like why did the ncc-1701 serve for 40 years and the ncc-1701-a for only 7 years seems odd wouldn't you agree

why do you assume only 7years? undiscovered country is not necessarily their last mission, in fact their are a whole bunch of books about what happens next

have you tried vermicula?

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i just go by the wiki senpai it claims 2293 as decomissioned with the enterprise b launching that same year
i'm guessing in the books it was decomissioned and converted to a training vessel again?

didn't remember this so I just looked it up, its basically anchovies so yes

You've posted this too many times in too short a timespan. Now I feel anger when I see it.

yea, but that just brings up more questions, who was the captain? because it seems in generations that kirk has been retired for quite a while, so who was commanding A all that time?

Cool. That one doesn't seem too hard. I've seen more interesting recipes online. Apparently Neelix did a cookbook. Which is frightening but interesting. I suppose anything is better than prop food, but it's kind of elaborate to do just for yourself. (TFW no hungry GF.)

The timelines weren't carefully crafted even back in the 60's when the 90's would be forever away. But as far as starships the argument is usually that the craft suffers relatively little damage and deterioration since it's in space instead of a boat that rots like cut avocado in the sea. So maybe they keep the ship in service despite being 40 yrs old.

We live in the dark mirror universe. Nothing good happens here.

hasperat is very easy just depends what you put in it, also while its basically a burrito the way its layered is very different, but sure out of all the trek recipes its probably the simplest.

If that were true we'd always be at each other's throats and lots of girls would show slutty midriff.

probably spock since he wasn't in generations he was the captain before rember
but then the A was only in service for 7 i mean yes it did suffer damage in 6 but not that severe

That's what it's like sometimes in the summer. I just want a Klingon bird of prey to fall out of the sky and crash into me while I'm sleeping.

Dr. Crusher, I'm UESPA

Fuck off tranny

? kys faggot

Isn't that how it is naow, and has been for over 50 years?

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>If that were true we'd always be at each other's throats and lots of girls would show slutty midriff.
user...

Fuck you

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faggot

Gee, IDK. Gonna need some more sensor readings on the slutty outfits. Not sure we're mirror universe. I mean, circle beards lost popularity. So there's that.

Yeoman not appearing in this episode.

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Poor Yeoman. She so desperately wanted to be metoo'd. I'm starting to see your point.

We could have had this...

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How did she manage to become a commander at that age?

dilate

Little after my time, but believe it involved healthy diet and exercise and positive dance numbers.

contract aids and die

Fuck off VF

who? like i said i havent bothered with /trek/ threads all year, idk what has got you so triggered and dont really care, sounds like VF is a tranny who talked about hasperat? idk

BREAK IT DOWN BITCH
LET ME SEE YOU BACK IT UP
DROP DAT ASS DOWN LOW
AND PICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP
NOW BACK THAT PUSSY
TEASE A MOTHERUCKER
NOW BACK THAT PUSSY
TEASE A MOTHERUCKER
OKAY

>idk idk idk
You know who you are and the things you've done to /trek/. Stop shitting up the general with your flagrant attention whoring and fuck off.

he means Vic? you guys got weird this year without me around, also I assume you all realize this tpolfaggot is just bashirfaggot rebranded

no I don't you dumb fuck, "idk" is used by everyone, I have not been here for a year, accept it or don't, don't care but I just started my annual rewatch of everything so i'm back, who the fuck are you newfag?

Just shut the fuck up and leave us alone. We were having a decent discussion until you started shitting things up with your hasperat posting. Fucking kill yourself already, mouth breathing retard. Everyone here hates you even when you post without your trip.

at least the parinoia is the same, thats something, look you fucking retard this is literally the first time I have posted ina /trek/ thread this year, whoever your hasperat weirdo is its not me, and i've never had a trip and never will, I am a chef, I've been posting in /trek/ threads before they were /trek/, I do not give a fuck who the latest shitposting faggot is, I'm sure I will find out if they are as bad as you seem to think, this is the last time I'm bothered trying to reply to with a considered response, look forward to calling you a faggot and scizo tranny as we go forward, newfag

I'm the one who brought up food. (Jimmy Lite or whatever the fuck if you need labels.) Not sure what triggered you even if he's the same guy not tripfagging. But I'd urge you to consider the possibility new people come in here and we'd like to talk Trek. Thank you kindly for your time.

Why is this guy always raging? What did VF do to him? It must have been pretty extraordinary.

Pretty desperate damage control. Good job killing another thread, faggot.

w/e schizo, lets get back to trying to figure out the timeline of A, and wtf happened to ZC I won't mention a certain bajorian dish that seems to trigger you so badly ok

We used to have god tier threads until VF started posting here. Now every thread is a shitposting contest and anons trying to have actual conversations about Star Trek are drowned out by "hurr star trek" "durr need a vulcan gf bros" jizz tier spam. Or he'll spam his hatred of Voyager and use alts to talk shit about Forbidden Planet even though he admits he hasn't seen either of them. Just being in the same thread as him and having to scroll over his asinine posts makes my eyes bleed. /trek/ needs to unite and drive him away or we're just going to get the same shitpost drivel every single day.

I care about /trek/ and the kind of content that gets posted here and VF is a cancer killing the general. We must cast him out.

Have Treks

idkwho VF is, but this shit has been going on longer then you've probably been alive, we had bashirfag of course, also the endless "other victim of garbage trek" fag, we had the transporters kill people fag, we had the triggered by dukat fag and so on, whoever this VF is just seems like another in a long line of spammers

Timeline of 1701-A? Yeah, I'd have to bone up but I'm fairly sure it's another case of hand waving like Cochrane being a 60 yr old 30 yr old. Another poster mentioned extended universe novels and such filling it out.

what the fuck does that have to do with me replying to an user asking about hasperat? its like you have ptsd or something

that was me, if A was decommissioned the year before B was launched, then who was commanding A? another user said spock which sort of makes sense

kek

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>more double replies
You can't fuck off, can you? Because you're an impulsive, retarded child and everything has to be about you. Did mommy and daddy not give you enough attention? Were you dropped on your head as a baby? What exactly is your problem?

you are paranoid and retarded, direct your anger at appropriate targets, instead of anons that are responsible for your "comfy" threads in the first place.

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shes old now so no

There must be a satisfactory rationale somewhere. DESU, I've been looking at runabouts thinking about which one I'd live in like a Winnebago/caravan Scotty style. so I haven't researched it yet. But it's a bit jarring, I agree. Spock never seems to want to be in command if it hurts his buddy Kirk's ego. At least not of any ship named "Enterprise."

its called MAKEUP

I'm not paranoid or schizo, stop calling me that because I don't clap for your retarded cumbrain posts.

runabouts are modular so you can just put in the comfy habitat mod, instead of say the science mod or the combat one

>i'm not paranoid
yes you are, and your shitting up the thread, stop

Trip won't make the first move because he is supposed to be a whole heartedly good guy. she a superior and vulcan, so her signals are going to be pretty weak. t'pol also doesn't really know if she likes him either. the whole thing is supposed to be about sexual tension so you are invested on seeing what happens

its called digital de-aging, look at him in id4 2 he is old af

hurr star trek

You must have had a bad day. Things will get better!

It seems like every few weeks we have someone break down and go on a rage fueled shitposting spree. Maybe it's the same person.

Yes. I knew this shit (what is going on with STD) was going to happen. I fucking knew it. In the 90s when everyone, like this faggot , was shitting on Berman I was keeping my mouth shut because I knew it would get much, much worse.

...The TNG sets were TMP sets...

why not a super runabout?

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berman was bad but at least he liked star trek, whoever the fuck is making this nu shit clearly doesn't

Yeah, but can you live in it solo? Is there a holodeck module? Would that drain power in a week? Would the federation even let me have one as a civilian if I removed the torpedo tubes and used them for Doritos storage? Maybe another design would be better? These are dumb questions of seeming importance right now.

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He doesn't solo the crew. Attacking them doesn't mean he defeats them. Besides, weapons are a thing. Surprise is a thing.

a was decommissioned the same year b was launched 2293 as far as exact months no clue

just go bigger or a habitat runabout comfortably it at least 3 people, but no no holodeck

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Yeah. Berman made mistakes. But there's no doubt the guy liked Star Trek and took his job as caretaker of it seriously even if I didn't agree with everything he did.

Raven class? Of course. I'd love to see more of that one. Forgot it existed. Thank you.

that makes even less sense, I guess I'll go with Spock was captain and then when it was decommissioned thats when he started making plans to go to Romulus, kinda works

at least his first question was always
>is this star trek?
and second
>what would gene think?
instead of
>how many fucking lense flares and splosions can we get into this ep?

it has to
>a is decommissioned at the end of 6
>everyone except spock retires
>a is repaired and used for training
>b is launched
>kirk dies
>spock retires

yea it basically works, now I want to see spocks last year as captain, well not see considering current year, maybe a good book

Nimoy passed away

so many posters
so few images
/trek/ sucks

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no really? holy shit...I nah sorry can't do it, obviously, hence
>book
you can't have 23 century spock even if he was alive, way too old

random images/gifs for no reason? I can do that

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>so many posters
Why is that bad if we're actually talking?

have another

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Someone went to the trouble to make this. I'm not even that old and I miss these nerd magazines. Nice post.

and achoo chee moya, try one of those

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its from far beyond the stars, its the prop for the mag they all look at, good luck trying to buy it, avery and ira apparently have the only copies left

Beyond the Stars. Of course. Thanks. I may need to rewatch that shortly. I wouldn't dream of buying an authentic prop like that anyway. I have my autographs and mug. It's just nice to know the props still exist somewhere.

Akoocheemoya
Count to four
Akoocheemoya
Further than before
Akoocheemoya
If you can see
Akoocheemoya
Let your spirit free

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Chakotay invented ASMR.

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