BAM MARGERA

how does he still have an attractive gf that cares for him while being an absolute mess, is beyond me

youtube.com/watch?v=SlvmD2e_3Po

At least he has a new HIM rip off band to keep him going

Real talk, it's been about 3 years since my best friend died. I haven't been the same since. Imagine having the same best friend since kindergarten and then they're suddenly not there anymore.

He’s becoming a fusion of his dad and uncle. Punishment or pottery?

Bam has like a billion fucking friends and sub-crews

man drugs are fucked up, never touching any of that shit

I met bam almost a month ago, I am only 5'7.25" He stood at my height. I figured he would have been atleast 5'9" But nope, at tops, a sold 5'7.5" at most.

I'm putting together a team, you in Bam?

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Weird how April is 5'3", Phil 5'9", Bam 5'8" yet his brother Jess is 6'2"

JUST

It doesn't not make you a sex symbol either though
You can be a sex symbol and only appeal to one demographic of women

I'd say by proper parenting. But he's 40 years old.

Even his mom said he's using Ryan's death as an excuse for his alcoholism.

I rather be a mess like Bam than a faggot cuck good boy like I am since my Dad struck fear in me and it has led to be me being an agreeable spineless faggot

Dsp tries it

what did he mean by this

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When is Ville gonna come and set him straight?

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>height obsession

Dumbest thing in the world

i was raised in a loving household and im a doormat goody two shoes so i dunno

An accountant that won’t let him tank his savings from his past success
whom his wife is fucking

>idol to young men

It's funny because you can tell who all the previous "young men" who idolized guys like this are, just at a glance:

>40's
>pot belly
>scrawny legs
>backwards baseball cap
>shitty leg and sleeve tats he got 15-20 years ago at some shitty boardwalk tattoo studio
>sunglasses on inside [wherever]
>still struts like they're king shit, even though everyone is either cringing or laughing
>still blasts "KEWL" music from his KEWL SUV, like 311 and Matchbox 20 and Korn

Fucking awful, Gen X/early millennial brofags were THE mistake.

Um, sweaty. I'm 30 and I listen to CKY, HIM, Turbonegro, Bloodhound Gang....the list goes on

He fried his brain with drugs.

His sadness makes me happy.

he's a degenerate addict, fuck him.
after a certain point, about 6 months in, if they aren't changing you gotta cut 'em loose and hope for the best.
If they die, too fucking bad a degenerate died. I'll add him to the list of gamblers and junkies I weep for.
What did this man do to earn anything but our contempt?
>came from money
>preened in front of a camera for a decade
>somehow still has money
>always whining about being a degenerate addict and getting degenerate addict prizes
yeah fuck him.

Based schadenfreudeposter

>>came from money

He made his own money, his family was middle class, maybe upper middle class.

This. Bam and the whole Jackass crew were all degenerates on the path to this future. Hate to say it, but Dunn died being a danger to everyone by driving drunk and going 130 miles an hour.
Bam should've seen Dunn's death as a wake up call that this lifestyle is bad path to be on. But instead like a faggot he uses the lose of his friend ten years ago as an excuse today to be a fat degenerate druggie that can't take care of his wife and kids.

How did phil look when hew as bams age?

>idol

He was literally always the worst Jackass member who everyone ragged on. Fuck off into obscurity already, you bloated fuck. Should have been you instead of Dunn.

this dude looks like he's on death's door and he's 40

Dunn 100% deserved to die

Anyone who ever actively goes 130MPH on the road has 0 sympathy for me.

Drunk driving is one thing, but that's being a fucking menace

>But instead like a faggot he uses the lose of his friend ten years ago as an excuse today to be a fat degenerate druggie that can't take care of his wife and kids.
He's like an eternal 18 year old. His friend dies and he spends the past like 6 years crying about it.
Like a teenage girl or something.

>the whole Jackass crew were all degenerates on the path to this future.
Other than Steve-O I don't recall any of the other guys having substance abuse issues. Most of them just took their money and settled into normal lives, from the look of things.

Dunn was being a prick and deserved to die, it was pure luck he didn't murder any innocent people (other than his passenger) being a reckless moron.

apparently according to his friends bam was already an alcoholic cokehead before dunn died.

Holy fuck he looks just like Phil, only a matter of time before bam's son comes storming into the bathroom and beating him while he's taking a shit

dude even steve-O turned it around after going into a deeper, more awesome version of Bam's prissy little saga

he can no longer be saved.

According to April in Raab's podcast, like a 70s action star. Can't remember if she said Burt Reynolds or someone else but apparently Phil looked like a Chad.

Phil looks better than Bam does at this point, and Bam is starting to resemble Vito more than anyone. And at this point there's no way Bam will live long enough to see his son turn into a douche.

Danger Ehren was hooked on H if I remember right.

wow that's terrible

i liked that rap song he did though

t. manlet

Novak was literally living at death's doorstep for years, sucking dicks for dope and being homeless, sleeping outdoors in nothing but his jeans and shirt after some junkies stole his shoes, and HE STILL MANAGED TO LOOK LIKE LESS OF A FUCKING LOSER THAN BAM

My best friend died 3 years ago. Almost every time I feel happy doing something I’m reminded how fun it’d be if my friend was around. You can never feel good about any activity that you KNOW would be a 1000 times better if your dead friend was around. Its a fucking horrible feeling though

Drug use, alcoholism, and he was never in the business of taking care of himself (see the entirety of Jackass)

Yeah he looks like an obese deranged pug

Drugs, never grew up mentally, never got over the death of his Jackass friend.

Yeah and you probably fit the description in all the other points, or will definitely look like that in your 40s.

Point of the story is, drugs are fine just don't get fat

>5,000 dollars in chicken caesar wraps

he is
nice star wars pic though fag

WASTED

AND

WOUNDED

lol No he's not. If any one of the og CKY/Jackass crew is /ourguy/ it's Dico.

You were not there if you believe this. Viva La Bam had more seasons than Jackass, everyone suddenly loved all the bands he promoted on the show and wore Heartagram shit, and bought Element decks.

I miss Bam's OG CKY crew, they were so comfy and wholesome, their degenrency was just high school prankster shit

His new friends are all fucking scummy Drug degenerates

>still calls his home the castle
I don't know why that got to me. That's something they did when they were young and life was a big party for them. It's like the through line connecting these two television personalities and making me realize it's just one guy whose life changed so much.

>idol to young men and sex symbol to women

Do Americans really believe this?

I agree. The people he hangs out with now are so obviously fat fucking leeches trying to somehow bank on hanging out with Bam.

Favorite HIM song lads?

For me, it's Beyond Redemption

Hell yea brother

They also have the most hateable faces

The (no homo) pretty boys but are also scumbags who look like they've raped someone type of looking wiggers. REEEEEE

its called being wealthy and on tv.

youtu.be/mCSgK08Sp38

Gonna be a yikes from me

His parents encouraged his worst, most destructive impulses because it made them money.

Don't hate the player hate the game sweetie
sorrynotsorry

Hey that’s just like Grunpf

Based

Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight facts.

So when will we get to see you on Dr. Phil?

ugh you plebs can't help yourselves

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Bam was the best member whether you like it or not

He might have not been the most "talented", just like Tom Brady isn't the most athletic on the team, but he was the quarterback who made it all work

>and sex symbol to women in the early-mid 2000s
source

>you plebs
I’m not the one that idolized Bam

Skatefag here, Bam was a fucking garbage skateboarder. Honestly, I have no idea how he went pro and became the face of skateboarding for a while.

>I’m not the one that idolized Bam
you fucked up

...

I think you meant to say Chris Pontius

I don’t see how

you are thinking knoxville. Bam was the one girls and faggots liked.

Looking you dead in the eye son.

At his peak, he was selling more skateboards than Tony Hawk

BASED BAM

>Uncle Phil on Dr. Phil

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Knoxville is better looking than Bam though and also height mogs him

His only good bits were when someone threw snakes at him, otherwise he was mediocre at best.

What was their to idolize about Bam, you sick fucks?

my gf said she found him really hot back in the day. it's true.

He was just the most amusing for them to abuse because he cried like a bitch and got all asshurt, every single time.

>Bam was the best member whether you like it or not
No he wasn't. That was Knoxville. Bam was the shitty kid on your grade school pickup game who would taunt and talk shit the whole time then bawl his eyes out the instant he got tackled "too hard".

What are you talking about?

He was so goddamn annoying on Viva La Bam. Thank god based Don Vito was there to make the show good.

>whacky and doesn't give a fuck
>alpha as hell because of this
>manlet with the charisma of a 6+ foot tall Chad
>amazing skateboarder
>funny
>absolutely insane

Bam = Tom Brady.

lol Bam was one of the worst members

He had a lot of good bits
youtu.be/E9Ym2pQC0O8
youtu.be/I6qQyDR7qMo
youtu.be/OKrcMhxT_-E
I don't get this meme.

>complains about cringe
>posts cringe

He's probably talking about all the times Bam had to do something and he'd be whining and complaining and nearly in tears. Basic shit that Knoxville, Steve-O or even Dunn would easily do without bitching about it.

Insane is the only one of those that's true

Incels hate bam because he achieved more in 25 years than incels will ever achieve

>ugly bitch with piercings is his wife
Jesus Christ, Bam went downhill.

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Bam was not an amazing skateboarder. The only reason Element left him on the team is because he sold boards thanks to Jackass.

He acts like a whiny little bitch in all of these, especially the last one. Knoxville had clearly more painful/extreme bits and laughed them off.

When was he in tears? What are you talking about?

Now let's see your wife

Oddly specific
>user projects over some based boomboom who probably bantered on him too hard and can only seethe about it on the chanz
Yep, this is the most likely scenario.

Having no wife is better than some dumb roastie that will leave you with alimony anyway.

Listen, I don't like Bam as a person, and I would never hang around a guy like him, but he was a crucial part to the Jackass crew. Aside from the fact that he actually started it, his restlessness and need to be an asshole created the anything-goes dynamic in the group that made them stand out. He was one of the more memorable in the group, and charismatic enough to have his own show. He also added the "skateboard culture" and rock n roll flavors to the group which is a part of it's identity. Hating him is one thing, believing that he deserves his current unhappiness and that he deserves to look exactly like his dad even though he's only 40 is also fair, but not acknowledging his influence in his peak years is not fair.

Pontius is my favorite though.

He was a pro skater. To be sponsored you have to be amazing.

100% himself
Confident
Trendsetter, made all his personal hobbies, favorite bands, hobbies, etc. cool instead of going with whatever was mainstream
Somehow was a goth, punk, skateboarder, redneck, class clown guy all at once
Always hanging with his bros and made them bigger
Got paid to have fun with his bros and hang with his fav bands

He rules. Really a living example of 'just be yourself'

Nope. Having no wife means you're a bigger failure than bam.

You pretend like Knoxville or Steve O represented the entire crew. They called him the Captain for a reason. The other guys had moments of spazzing/bitching out over a stunt. Like Rake Yohn with fucking mustard, or Preston nearly not doing a diving stunt because he's afraid of heights.

Then how come Pontius or Steve O weren't sponsored?

What about Andy Milinakis

>youtu.be/KPPF6ZsyKWQ?t=37
>youtu.be/NeFjclsnVJk

Time to get a new idol

Nobody else bitched like Bam did, and nobody is kissing Preston's ass and calling him a badass, hence why he was not brought up. And even if he was scared in one bit (fine in itself, Bam was at his best when he was sobbing over snakes) he was fine in others.

youtube.com/watch?v=nmdMhOkpVdc

Seems like you're just butthurt by bams success. Let me guess...you thought skater was your identity in high school and now are a fucking loser?

Bam was circumcised at birth. The alterations that does to your brain make you more sensitive to pain and temperature changes.

NOBODY FUCKIN KNOWS GG ALLLIN

bam please, people can hear you

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Virgin here 100x been where bams been cept with opiods weed cigs drink and binge eating instead of meth
I side with his wife dude seriously look at that guy he's morphed into his dad and then some

I 100% believe he posts here or at least his friends and fans do so I hope he gets help.

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I would pay to watch that

>getting this butthurt over people criticizing your precious idol
Don't shed too many tears just yet, the dumbfuck is going to OD any one of these days.

Bam Margera is a 100% introvert, there is 0 chance he posts on Yea Forums. which is mostly for introverted social outcasts

>an idol to young men and sex symbol to women
what the fuck are you smoking lmao

>bam is an introvert
>there's no chance he'd hang out in a group for introverts
what'd he mean by this

He looks almost exactly like Phil now. This is called karma.

BAMMMMMM!

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He was a sex symbol to edgy teen girls

Kek
And it's good publicity
Kinda pathetic they had to go on Dr Phil but I know for a fact they've tried everything so I guess it's a last ditch thing.
Mfw I'm the bam
Seriously with a name that awesome how could you be depressed
From cky to this... Fuck
Probably a skater goth chick op be my gf

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coombrain

Steveo is my favourite but I agree
Also pontius
He was the wildcard that held it all together

Fuck I miss cky and jackass..

What does kissing ass have to do with calling people a bitch? lol. No one in these threads calls Bam a badass it's actually the opposite from people who seemingly never watched the show and fell for the meme saying he never did anything besides the snake bit.

This
T. Late 20s
I still do
No way as fuck I'll be like that in my 40s

>Dunn was the sacrificial offering to finally make Bam come out of the closet.
Based Dunn

Good at sunking my dunk

Steve-O, Knoxville, Bam and Pontius should go down to the Amazonian rainforest and all should do an ayahuasca session pr two. Bam needs a confrontation with himself and a hard look at how his life has gone and where its going. Interventions won't help like with Steve-O. Bam has to want to get better and heal and mature and if facing his internal struggle through the use of the spirit vine won't get through to him, it will either be a case of sucess gone wrong and just end up being another tragic story.

I literlaly can't think of anything else that could possibly help him.

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Bam was acting like a bitch due to his constant bitching, and the thread has a few losers who kiss his ass, hence those statements. And nobody said he did nothing, they said he was a whiny bitch about it and wasn't as fun or interesting as the others.

If you'd sober up for a minute it would all make sense, Bam.

based

andy has a strange creepiness to him. he feels childlike but also like a child molester at the same time.
he's also ageless.

and his show really wasnt as good
but trust me some dumb broads fucked him just for the clout of fucking andy.

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When I was young I thought they were funny, but now that I am the same age as they were then I realize that they were just a bunch of peter pan faggots that could never hack it in the real world. So glad Dunn died, can’t wait for the rest of them to go to hell with him. A whole generation of kids went to shit because of these stupid faggots

Based @ that time Bam threw up chunks of tomatoes and some hot girl literally slurped them off the table with joy

Reeee

Met him in a bar at a CKY show years back. The asshole had the audacity to ask people to buy him drinks. His dad is a pretty cool dude though

>/our guy/

That was always The Knox and Pontius

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By all accounts Bam seemed to be the only one surprised by his death, and it appears that time just finally ran out for the fat cocksucker.

jesus fucking christ that is a nice ass

Would you smell it?

Gained weight. The guys that do drugs and stay thin still end up often keeping some level of popularity because they end up still looking nice.

probably not, but i'd fuck it

Youd get a really strong whiff of her musky asshole scent when you spread it

He was riding of the sex symbol him was

was it gay?

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gay

yes

yes

yes

was and still is

Celebrity is a grift and the easiest money one could possibly make. He's playing the role of sad sack because that's what his agents determined is the most profitable brand based on what he can offer the camera.

Very gay

Couldn't rise to earthrocker level.

Poor Ville.

Dude, every quirky goth/emo girl of the early 2000s wanted him.

>was the bitch of jackass who never done any real stunts
>goes on to do his own show where he bullies his even bigger loser buddies who can't do shit back

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Bitter cope. Empathy is a good skill to have, user.

being the "chad" of a tiny niche subculture does not make someone a sex symbol.

One on one? You're crazy... you're dead.

drugs don't make you fat, user. beer and shitty food paired with a lack of exercise make you fat.

He's not talking about his physical features you fucking weirdo, he's talking about how fucked this dude is mentally. He's fried his own fuckin brain cells.

It's time for him to finally admit he's gay.

>How do we save /ourguy/
first we build a skatepark in iceland for earthrockers...

Nice projection

when was he ever sane?

ape has the bomb pussy, and she wanted to get him fat and knead his rolls

Apart from being a douche he seemed completely normal earlier on. Watch interviews with him now (or look at his instagram) and you can clearly see he's brain damaged by drugs.

LEADER/QUARTERBACK/CHAD
NOT JOHNNY KNOXVILLE

PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE.

one of the many who fell to the Bug

Man I want to watch this whole episode

I think Dr Phil is kino sometimes, idgaf.

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the bug?

the Jews

chadam friedland

Is bam an earthcummer?
Braaaap braaaaap BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
I wish

you give a fuck when i call you a moron and his name isn't even doctor or phil

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It's Phil McRAW and don't you forget it retard

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Steve-O and Bam are just different personalities. Steve-O's way less of an egomaniac. He's also not super intelligent so it's easy to shoot straight with him without him trying to deflect and say he's some space-jesus-whatever like Bam does.

I don't understand how she hasn't done that already.

finally his inside uglinees matches his outside

>tiny niche
Look at the zoomzoom

Hahaha, he's like the real life version of that Boomer wojack meme.

>loser buddies
Rake Yohn is a fucking chemist now. What about you, anime poster? What are your achievements?

The longer he lives the more money she stands to collect, especially if he dies rather than divorces her.

shit on you shitskin

This is foreshadowing. Isn't it?
youtu.be/vmAR57E1Kl0

Never reply to me again, ESL

you are a handless animal

Bam mustve paid that guy a ton of money to be abused like that. Thats the most humiliating shit I've ever seen. What the fuck.

>even tho the fucking midge was the best

ELEMENT STILL SELLS BAM MERCH

HE IS THE NEW BRENDAN FRASER

#SAVEBAM
#STANBAM

BUY HIS MERCH TO SAVE HIM

us.elementbrand.com/c/bam-margera-collection

I think he just calls himself that. He is more likely just some low-tier lab worker.