Character comes down for breakfast

yo this nigga eating beans

Its clearly british you tard

It's a kebab shop, probably filled with popcorn chicken or something slightly less bizarre than actual pop corn

This isn't American, it's a Scottish thing that came South to England. Although I've not seen one where I live. The wider internet doesn't know but Scotland is full of fat high cholesterol people. They deep fry everything.

>popcorn for breakfast
explain yourselves bongs

Obsessed third worlder it is.

for me? it's osiris.

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>popcorn
>fries
>3 slices of toast
>beans
>mushrooms
>sliced tomato
Not only is this person obese but they clearly have no idea what breakfast foods are.

fuck, why can't america sell munchie boxes

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I prefer a big breakfast followed by light snacks rest of the day. I have more energy and am a lot less hungry throughout the day and make better decisions on food.

Cope

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>americans
Lol what an obsessed retard this is fucking british

based retard

Popcorn used to be a breakfast food in the nineteenth century. God knows why it would be used now, though

>merely pretending

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>Scotland is full of fat high cholesterol people. They deep fry everything.
We know because the white trash part of America is where all the Scottish people settled.

Refer to

>there are sad anons out there who don't have beans as part of their breakfast

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pure conditioning, you'd be fine only eating snacks all day and then having supper

>toast
>>beans
>>mushrooms
>>sliced tomato
all common breakfast foods

Do Americans really consider this a "light" breakfast?

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Do you fart all day?

I love popcorn, maybe i should start eating it for breakfast.

keep coping
this is a 4 AM snack to prime the stomach before breakfast

That looks good.

amerifat detected

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This is a mid-brunch snack. To get you by in that time between breakfast and brunch.

Christ I feel drunk looking at this. I'm almost there, drunk and sad, in some strange front room, regretting buying this and wanting to just teleport to my own bed but knowing I can't escape, and I'll wake up feeling like shit and have to pretend to be nice in the morning, and wait until whoever's house I'm in wakes up and lets me leave because I won't be able to find the key to leave on my own or something.

I have a cup of black coffee in the morning because I'm not a faggot queer that has to eat a quarter to half of my calorie intake at the beginning of my day.

>3rd world brits falseflagging as some other third worlders

i live getting my lol on
anyone else?
like if you do

The ideal way to eat popcorn is like cereal. Pop it up, put it in milk with butter and sugar. It's fucking golden.

We do

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Fry ups are a weekend treat you dumb tard

>a quarter to half of my calorie intake
you are vastly underestimating how many calories are on that plate

damn.....

Or I could eat my big meal at the start of the day and a light supper? What's the difference?

and then you get home and sleep the day away and thats a whole weekend wasted

No, no I'm not. Dumbass.

fair play if you do, the main difference is that people normally eat 3 big meals now instead of 1

Holy shit, Americans eat this EVERY weekend?

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>eating breakfast
Kek

I remember getting a pair of Osiris shoes and thinking I was hot shit for awhile. Good times.

brits are the americans of europe so you aren't far off

wtf is that little haribo egg on top. like a fucking quail egg

kek so true, I'm stressed out now and none of this actually happened

>calorie intake
What are you some kind of mincing faggot?

You know how advertisers use all kinds of tricks to make their burgers look delicious in ads? I think they accidentally went the other way here, this looks like fucking plastic

Holy fuck you're retarded.

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>haribo egg
watch out guys, this fattie thinks about candy literally all day
don't get crushed

Reminder you can't call yourself a human male if you don't eat like this

Breakfast
>Half gallon of black coffee
Lunch
>F150 exhaust and pussy
Dinner
>Half of an entire cow and pussy

>all the brits ITT trawling for (You)s
I’m on to your game

Bruh, that's easily 3000+ calories in that entire meal. Easily, and that's on the low end.

Why does american food look fake? Not having a go I like america and americans very much but your food always looks like it's made of not food

This sounds like a very reddit post

Huff a proper Chevy you mongoloid

youtube.com/watch?v=MflT0I7ZPCs

>this whole thread
bongoloids should be culled

because it's not made out of food
bread has four or five ingredients, i guarantee the bread in that image has more than thirty
the burger is probably mostly beef but filled with preservatives and disgusting shit
the fries again are probably mostly potato but coated in a substance then fried in oil and seasoned with random shit
the sad excuses for tacos are a frankenstein monster of different protein substitutes and chemicals

what did he mean by this?

cope

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thats how the germans do it.

this but unironically

If you think that is close to 1250 calories then you are a fucking dumbass. End of story.

you're a joke faggot

men used to leave home at sunrise and do a full day of physical labor, so eating a calorie dense meal first thing in the morning made sense to get the energy required for the day

back to plebbit you posturing leftist faggot

This. All i want in the morning is a black coffee.

we had a family of actual scots in my neighborhood growing up, accents and round red faces mumbling all the time. the amount of alcohol they consumed (and the subsequent behavior) was stunning to my whitebread cul-de-sac in the suburbs.
and they really loved the queen for some reason. weird.

121059752
>cope
nigger

Guys this thread is meant to be comfy, stop arguing and post your nice breakfasts please

poridge
banana
protein shake
what more could a man need

Jackinthebox tacos are great really

sugar

>No Jack in the Box near me
>No In-n-Out
>No Carl's Jr./Hardees
>No Tim Hortons
>No Bojangles

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in n out is flat out not good

That sounds great

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Breakfast is for faggots, honestly.
>hurrrr I'm getting up early in the morning and eating eggs
>bacon lol xDDD
>MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY DURRRRRRRR

Shut the fuck up. Seriously, shut the fuck up. Eat an early lunch and stop memeing this fucking board up I can't take it anymore with the breakfast shitposting I've had enough

>Character comes down for breakfast
>Makes himself a coffee cup to last him for 12 hours until he gets hungry again

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You’re a laughable fucking idiot

I'm eating porridge for breakfast right now.

Based irrationally angry user

>coffee in the morning
>eat dinner at 7 or 8
that's all i need

why do you drink coffee? not meming, I don't understand it
I work in an office job which is (apparently) the environment where everyone is completely addicted to coffee
why don't you just get a proper night's sleep?

Yea Forums has to be the fattest board, very close second is /k/

classic projection from fat brown third world mystery meat

Some people get up and go to jobs where they work hard. Why do you care if or how much others eat for breakfast zoom zoom?

Keep smelling Ford’s farts, it’ll give you premature balding and schistosomiasis

If im gone for work 10-15 hours a day im ganna have trouble winding down when i finally get back home and not get a full 8 hours in which case i will need coffee. But im a mucker so i need it i dont know why someone would need it for office work

>/ck/

As a Dutch man (male with vagina) I can honestly say there are few finer things in life than a full English Breakfast.

For me? It's the Rogan.

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I genuinely enjoy the taste of black coffee

sounds good until the kraut

Who the fuck eats beans, mushrooms, and tomatoes for breakfast? What third world country does this?

I haven’t eaten breakfast since elementary school.

and I enjoy the taste of applejuice but I'm not drinking it all day

Is your vagina small and foamy?

no self respecting amerifat would eat that disgusting bacon lmfao

I'm a laughable fucking idiot? Oh wow, coming from the breakfast cuck that really stings. Oh no the breakfast cuck has an opinion of me, oh god how will I ever survive while this orange juice drinking fuckboi has a stupid breakfast thought about me? Fucking kys yourself

i would unironically house the fuck out of that

As far as I know munchy boxes are a scottish thing although I've heard of a few places in England have started to sell them but not many.

None in Manchester near-ish to me unfortunately.

And I've never seen a full english one anywhere.

They need to start selling this shit quick before it loses novelty status. I want my heart attack in a box.

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americans don't eat beans for breakfast

based

why do you drink energy drinks? you're all youngfags, you should be brimming with life and energy, why don't you just get a proper nights sleep?

joe needs to lean how to cook eggs sunny side up

All dutch men have vaginas so it's redundant to specify that. Same with German men and Swedish men.

>why do you drink energy drinks
where the fuck did this strawman come from? I don't drink coffee but you think I fucking chug energy drinks?

>eggs from my yard

This is your brain on alpha brain

genuinely a good breakfast especially if you're going to be very physical

>ganna