So, the new short film of the Jurassic World franchise is coming in about 2 or 3 hours. With 8 fucking minutes I'm not expecting much of it, even more considering Emily Carmichael, which ruined Pacific Rim Beyond imagination, is writing this one with Trevorrow, and also Jurassic World 3.
At this point is this franchise even salvageable anymore? Or is just doomed to be a dumb monster movie to sell toys? The only thing that keeps my hopes up for the next movie is possibly seeing Sam Neill as Alan Grant again.
Also, what's a good site to watch the premiere on FX online?
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Carson Gutierrez
Does it have an exact time its playing?
All I can figure is sometime between 8 and 10 since Jurassic world will be on
Brandon Thompson
>implying PR2 was bad
Try watching something other than Gainaxshit, Mecha plebian retard
Jack Edwards
It was, you inbred mongrel. Go suck Jason Ooga Booga somewhere else. Also, I don't fuck with anime, nerd.
Brandon Ward
Don't know what people were expecting, this franchise was always going to be monster movie action and not much more.
Owen Jones
Next movie isn't even supposed to have "dinosaur action" apparently, so I have no idea what the fuck they're even going to try for.
Tyler Rodriguez
They meant no "Dinosaurs rampaging through cities" type dinosaur action.
Jayden Clark
I'm kinda expecting it to start or end with a military power trying to kill the mosasaur, above all else that animal alone is more dangerous than the rest of the animals and both hybrids combined.
Charles Clark
Things I never expected to see: another JP movie after JPIII, Jurassic Park movie still earning stupid amount of money in the age of capeshit and finally shorts and spin off cartoons. Not everything has been good but I'm glad the series is alive and we see a lot of new dinosaurs, new ideas, old characters.
Nicholas Garcia
And BDH
Parker Jones
I need Alien Isolation-style game set in Jurassic Park (not World) universe
Ryder Taylor
Bentley Butler
JW2 litterally made me punch my screen at the end of the movie
Stupid writing is litterally the plague of hollywood with chinks
Cooper Fisher
I was just happy that it wasn't a happy "humanity fuck yeah" ending
Kayden Sanders
Why is Jurassic Park/World the only fucking relevant dinosaur franchise that exists? There's so many alien and zombie bullshit franchises but not dinosaurs. The budget isn't even that big.
Jeremiah Reed
Is the mosasaur even popular?
Bentley Brown
Because it's hard to make a movie about dino without having a stupid plot, and if you do one in modern time reviving dino, people will call your movie a jurassic park copycat
Terra Nova actually had some good ideas behind it
Primeval had a few good episodes, but most of the time it was retarded
Ian Sanders
God I loved that Lost World pinball when I was a kid, even thought it was considered a bad design for a pinball table. We had that in my city here in Brazil (which was surprising) and every time I went to that mall I just stared at the cool drawings on the playfield or the fucking dope painting on the translite when I wasn't actually playing it.
This one looks pretty cool, shame the "jeep" isn't based on the movie, and that Rex head could have a better model.
Hudson Anderson
That's not a good excuse, in the age of capeshit we know audiences will eat it up. Time travel is fair game, magic is fair game, fantasy setting where dinosaurs happen to live in the modern day is fair game.
Carson Foster
>people keep mistaking the Jurassic Park series as a monster movie
The appeal is a mysterious island with dinos on it not “monster of the week”. Dangerous dinos exist to create a sense of danger and excitement not to be the main focus of the movies.
People like JP because of John hammonds dream not because they want to see kids get chased by raptors
People like LW because of the Dino ecosystem on isla sorna and Roland Tenno wrangling dinos for San Diego not the eco activist bullshit plot.
People like JP3 because of the implications of new dinosaurs being made on sorna and seeing new areas of the abandoned project not because they want to see the Kirby’s.
Should I go on?
Cooper Ward
Yeah, go on, explain to me why people like that fucking GARBAGE kaiju fighting at the end of Jurassic World, and the whole hybrid bullshit.
It's just a monster movie now. Get over it.
Blake James
technically not kaiju, theyre Kyoryu
Jose Long
its going to be available on youtube after the premier, or at least to Trevorrow it is
John Perez
>people excited for a shirtfilm after the clusterfuck the 2nd film was
woah
Jack Bailey
Guarantee it's going to go something like this:
>Family is out camping
>See the triceratops thing
>They have a moment and it's cute or whatever
>Allosaur comes in and tries to get the family but the trike thing fights it
>Trike thing gets killed and Allo goes for the family
>Rexy out of literally nowhere, kills the Allo
>Family gets away as Rexy roars and poses for another wallpaper shot
The end
Jayden Cox
It's airing at 9:50
Eli Mitchell
They surely take time with these movies. Three year old breaks is uncommon today among highly successful franchises.
Kayden Moore
Jurassic Park is at it's best when the dinosaurs are just treated like animals, not fucking heroes like in Jurassic World where they constantly roar to look triumphant. Every scene with blue makes me cringe.