I work the concession stand and I'll know you browse Yea Forums if you laugh while asking for one ticket to Joker.
I work the concession stand and I'll know you browse Yea Forums if you laugh while asking for one ticket to Joker
Cooper Price
Robert Baker
based robert
Sebastian Young
That would be funny but I just walk right by the concession stand these days since I bought a ticket online
John Green
You dont buy tickets at a concession stand
But you can still tell if someone is watching joker and browses Yea Forums if they're morbidly obese
Owen Mitchell
>/pol/nigger shit crying about muh ess jay dabyus has a billion replies and no one cares
>Based Robert threads get deleted on sight
Cameron Bailey
>ess jay dabyus crying about muh /pol/nigger shit
John Collins
I literally started working on theaters because of Robert. I wanted to be everyone's Robert. The kind that wouldn't judge you if you are asking for a single ticket. The kind that wouldn't deny you of Crab legs. The kind that would make small talk with you to help fill the void in your heart. The kind that would remember you if you keep coming, but doesn't embarrass you over this. The kind that would make your day whenever I smile as I hand you a tub of popcorn
I want to be Robert and I'll try my best to be your Robert, Yea Forums. I may not have enough melanin, but I'll try to have enough heart to match him
Julian Cook
What happens if you try to word it like "Yeah a ticket for joker please"
Cameron Ramirez
>Racism has come so far we're now appropriating imaginary meme black men's shticks
We really live in a society...
Jacob Ward
t. anorexic tranny
Matthew Richardson
Based and Robertpilled
Nicholas Diaz
I have also felt a strong pull to work in a theater after years of seeing the adventures of Robert in the Kinoplex.
I’m almost convinced this has been an elaborate advertisement scheme.
James Brown
I worked for my local movie chain for a couple years in college and it was a nice job but the pay is just so shit. Having said that I’ve had fantasies of getting the job back. I even reached out to my old manager who I always thought got a long with me fine but as it turns out he “found out I browsed Yea Forums” and has labeled me a nazi that he can’t be seen associating with. It’s a shame because everyone thought he was such a fag and I always defended him.
Sebastian Williams
I escaped the popcorn mines over a year ago and never looked back
Jace Fisher
Is that supposed to be the entrance to the popcorn mines or just one of the many service shafts to send popcorn to the surface?
Jaxon James
>you're cringe and bluepilled, robert.
Mason Wood
That is the Below-surface Refinery And Popcorn Dispenser, otherwise know as the B.R.A.P.D.
Leo Robinson
Yes because those fit, healthy bodybuilders all are huge feminists who respect women
Alexander Torres
catchy
Zachary Wright
what the fuck does feminism have to do with Yea Forums you inceloid sperg?
just go back to /pol/ already, you faggots have gotten to the point where you're not even pretending to discuss "modern day politics in cinema/television", you're just "discussing" (read: shitposting about) modern day politics on completely unrelated issues.
Seriously, I know /pol/ is being shilled and brigaded by the discord tranny brigade and what not but just go back there
Joseph Jones
This. The pay is bad, but I've spent a few years as an usher and I really miss the evening shifts, when you're walking between half empty halls, jamming out to the credit songs, talking to cutie coworkers, helping the concession staff clean out popcorn machines by sneaking bags of popcorn home for the movie night with your friends. The night walks home were a treat too. Walking through shitty neighborhoods at 1 am scared shitless.
Goddamn I miss my high school years.
Benjamin Reyes
Its all so tiresome
Adam Ross
>welcome to the coomoplex