Am losing argument

wtf

I hate myself too user. I could never post on another forum again because my posts will be tied to me forever

>have no interest in arguing my point
>start spouting ridiculous fallacies to trigger the libs

>Losing argument
>immediately tell them to have sex and wait for the inevitable reply of pure seethe
lol call the cops, m8. I don't give a fuck.

>have sex fairly regularly
>Reeee at "have sex" posters anyway

You should have sex

absolutely based

>at the hip new bar on a Sunday afternoon between a bunch of young normies
>posting frogs on 4channel regardless

>see someone with an opinion i dont like winning an argument
>reply to his posts with exaggerated praise so that it looks like he's samefagging himself
lock me up

I plowed your mom just last night.

U mad?

have sex

>arguing over the internet
How pathetic.

>hate sneedposting with religious zeal
>begrudgingly accept that the best way to derail and kill shitty threads is by sneedposting
>angry at myself and everyone else on Yea Forums
>keep lurking and posting anyway

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>in a conversation with friends irl
>starts dropping in Yea Forums memes
>they are slowly adopting them
>eventually they'll realize I've made them incels
>close thread and skip town

Damn dude that’s fucked up. I’m so pissed now!!1

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Good for her. She's been pretty lonely for some time so I appreciate the effort, user.

>user begins an argument with me
>have insane adrenal fight-or-flight response, hand tremors, sweat dripping down my armpits as I check my response for logic, grammar or spelling errors 10+ times while hovering over the submit button

I go on incel forums and then repeat terms and and jargon to my girlfriend and now she calls everything "COPE"

>make one grammatical mistake
>close the tab

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Wtf why is this stickied?

This will backfire hard one day, user. One day you'll be in a fight with eachother and her only responses will be 'cringe! cope! seething!' until you get absolutely fed up with her Pavlovian antics.

>think of a nice greentext for this kind of thread
>forget it when it happens

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>Post body on /fit/
>Flurry of 'nigger' comments
>I anticipated this, not offended at all
>2 hours later, holy shit they're still going
>Forgot to scrub metadata, some user discovers
>Start bumping threads frantically to get it archived
>Metadata user keeps commenting every minute with dox threats
>Post stays at top of board for 3 more hours.

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>call everything based irl
>friends pick it up
>ask where it's from
>"i say it cause lil b says it"
>only say it because i've been here for 10 years

>be really nice to anons for no reason
>leave thread

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Incel

i really like your post, it made my day

>listen to camrip of movie with intermissions every 15 minutes while doing something else
>keep posting about it on Yea Forums saying its shit

>ask question
>leave thread and never return

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>see two Anons arguing
>pretend to be one of them and act like a total retard

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This is how I pretty much envision everybody that posts on Yea Forums considering you shitlords are dead serious when you say you 'marathonned' a 40 minute episode.

That's partially why it sneedposting stuck around as long as it did, Simpsons threads are trash

kek, extremely based

Kek, guilty as charged

It sucks but you sometime have to do this to have a discussion, else you can write a nice argument and people just go "samefag".
You have to play psychology just to have your post in consideration at times.

Unrelated, but what are some good movies about devils and demons?

I like how an actual Yea Forums related post is counted as unrelated

Try Devil's Advocate with Al Pacino. I remember it to be pretty good

>constantly call people redditors

>constantly reddit space because I browse reddit

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based but also cringe

scum