Movies about delusion?

>tfw manlets look fine with a 4 inch dick because it's at least proportional
sure is nice being tall huh haha bro

>eating pussy
>ever
lmao. enjoy the HPV and throat cancer and not having any respect from the girl

you make girls cum with your dick, or in a pinch with your fingers just because its easy

>he doesn't enjoy eating pussy
Gay.

>incels think like muslims
mmh

oops sorry, meant to quote and

why do anons larp so enthusiastically on Yea Forums? What do you stand to gain from it? There aren't any upvotes to hoard so what's the point?

Oh look, the kissless virgins of Yea Forums are gonna have another 300 reply thread where they debate what women are really like

>licking some girls snatch
she pisses and periods out of that thing
eating pussy is an inherently beta thing
pussy is for fucking

His advice is spot on. I'm 6'4" with a 4.5" dick. Women do not care, it has never been a problem except in my own mind when I was a sad virgin.

>he thinks the shariapill doesnt exist because VICE never wrote an article about it
lurk moar

haha

This thread is a pity party of incels who will find any and every excuse not to improve themselves.

t. kissless virgin

lurk moar what? incel subreddits?

>He has never made a woman orgasm from penetration.

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Some random whore of course not. But eating pussy is as natural as sucking dick.

>stop being ugly bro
wtf i'm cured.

Nah not those. These are 90% just guys posting screenshots of women on social media validating their own talking points, and the reality check is not going to be good for your mental health.

Yup.

My ex told me it was pretty much impossible for her and other women to cum through vaginal penetration. I've got no reason not to believe her.

>just take a shower bro

Only like 10% of women orgasm from penetration. This is well known and searchable.

Well I for one, know what women are really like. They are sweet and cute.

They look good. they smell good. make a nigga dick HOOOOORD

your stroke game kinda weak bruh.

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women like being eaten out. they do not think you're a "subservient beta"
never seen those memes "if he dont eat snatch drop him fast"?

Most women genuinely can't. They can, however, from aggressive fingering because you can curl your fingers up and press down on the g-spot properly. Firmly rubbing the g-spot and sucking the clit makes women explode.

>only tried online dating and "cold approaches"
>complains about women not fucking them
lmao

B&R

>licking some guys penis
he pisses out of that thing

>here’s what women are REALLY LIKE
>yes, my only experience with women is from internet memes, what’s your point?

It's funny seeing guys still being all "women dont care about that broooo" in the age when women are liberated and confident enough to just tweet telling men under 6 ft to kill themselves and get 100k likes on it. The discrepancy is interesting.

>manlets look fine
no
t.5'5

Lying to someone like that is really evil. Women only want Chad. If you're not a Chad, it's better to accept it. I'm 25 and will never have sex. I'm not going to lie to myself and think that it will happen one day.

Both work for attractive people, incel in denial. Stop coping

and your knowledge of women come from INCEL memes. that's even worse.
>my only experience with women is from internet memes
my experience with women is being one. guess i shouldn't even bother trying to help incels.

>dicklet cope

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then how THE FUCK did I manage to have ''the sex'' with attractive women? Luck?

>women lashing out after a bad date/bad relationship to troll on the internet is the same as women being honest with someone in person in the moment

Even if she's lying to be nice, there's a clear distinction here. Some angry girl posting those things on Twitter is hurt and lashing out or just looking to bitch about something with other women because she's too normie for Yea Forums/Reddit but not normie enough to have friends to talk about it with in person. Do you bitch about your grievances with women to women's faces or do you do it here on Yea Forums like right now? Rhetorical question, we both know the answer.

Nan you'll fuck eventually, women's standards start going down as they age and things like money and stability become more important. Just remember that you'll be the betabux and these women would not have dated you when you were both 20, be honest with yourself and so on.

so you didn't try anything else because it's unfair that attractive people have it easier?
so I guess blue collar kids should just kill themselves because they don't have it as easy as a middle class person

oof

this.

With a pitiful, defeated, utterly broken attitude like that, of course you won't. Fix your perception of yourself and reality and in time you'll find these lies you tell yourself through the lenses of depression and anxiety aren't true.

>She's just trolling on twitter!
>But she's definitely telling the truth in person!
Yikes....

this is fake news
most guys just suck at pumpin

Cutting your dick off and wearing a dress doesn’t make you a woman

>bro just grow six inches taller and stop being ugly
thanks for that.

but its a female, they are meant to be the submissive party during sex

licking pussy is for betas, fact.

You can't get laid if you don't have a lot of friends.

>six inches
daaaaamn bro its over for you

>I cannot distinguish between social media and reality

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>this cope
lol dicklets

heh

>OMG im trying to help u incels by repeating all the feelgood shit u grew up believing in and learned the hard way it isnt truuue!!
I fucking hate women bros.

that second part is entirely possible and it starts from within. Be yourself but if that self sucks just be someone else. Simple as.

Ah, so you never exaggerate or say intentionally hurtful and shitty things when you're pissed off? And every shitpost you make on Yea Forums is fully representative of you as a person and who you are inside? Yeah, ok, kiddo. You just be a genuine pile of subhuman trash to think that's a true statement that applies to you. Because if it doesn't, you have no argument and I'm proven right. Either way I win.

You're living an illusion and I wouldnt want to be near you when it all crumbles down lmao

>I fucking hate women bros.
they know and that's why your dick stays dry, dawgy

I’ve never been with one who couldn’t. Sounds like cope to me

Stop caring about your height and stop calling yourself ugly. That simple. You will die alone if you don't change your attitude. The rest is irrelevant, it's you standing in your own way here.

reddit.com/r/transpositive/comments/bfqc17/happy_easter_to_everyone/

>Enjoying eating a SeaWorld™ Arbys yeast hole where bloody discharge comes out.

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> Because if it doesn't, you have no argument and I'm proven right. Either way I win.
Holy shit, I never realized male feminists were the new fedora atheists. It makes so much sense though.

No. You are. Keep strawmanning like a child if you want, you're just acting like a dipshit.

Haha. Or movies about carrots and tongues.

Don't interpret the advice as
>here is how to be an alpha male
but instead,
>here is how to escape crippling depression, loneliness and suicide
It's a strong cope but for some people it's all they have. I am not going to try and take that away from someone just trying to enjoy their life

>putting your penis in it

>if you respect and defend wymen they will want to fuck you bro
You're saying so much about yourself in this post lmao.

Pretty pathetic cope

That's not even what that post said. You don't seem to be very literate and are just drawing wild conclusions based on your own asshurt delusions.

Do americans unironically think that eating pussy is "cool"? I mean I often see "I want her to sit on my face" memes and shit. You'e literally licking place where other men were putting their dicks. That's fucking gay.

Yeah, but that's what's implied it in you talking chimp.

That's how it works for me and it's easy as pie.

They’re brainwashed by porn. In old Rome only slaves licked cunt.

stay mad white boy

This thread is proof that incels can't be helped. They just petulantly throw out any and all advice because they don't want to hear that the responsibility and effort required to get what they claim to want falls solely on them and they'd rather just stay in their echo chamber hug box crying about it instead of putting in the work to improve. Seethe harder, your own fault if you don't listen and things don't change for you.

If ancient Rome is so good then why isn't it around today?

Post a screenshot of a conversation with the last girl you slept with. And obviously not just any part, a part where it's implied you two fuck and so on.

Did guys get blowjobs in ancient Rome?

But blacks didn't make that movie.

I don't care what they want I still don't do it because I'm not a faggot. Never do what women say they want

You'll be with us in a couple of years.

and that's why I'm always in these threads dabbing on the unfuckable subhumans. They prefer suffering to improving.

kek he's not going to do it

Lmfao, they were faking