You were just about to coom weren't you? I'm here to save you from ending up like I did

>Coom with me if you want to live.

at least this man actually has a unique look to him

we're all essentially NPCs in comparison when you think about it

kill yourself, you intense retard

You mean to say that I shouldn't jerk off to the new Sami and Joey White FTV sets?

Fuck off retard
Leave the poor guy alone

this faggots gonna ruin it for everyone

>t.coomlet

It's so fucking cringe see you fucks twitter and youtube accounts outside this place.

i feel like this meme is being posted too much for it to be organic. is the coomerpill that powerful?

>Someone once told me the definition of Hell: The last day you have on Earth, the person you became will meet the person you could have become.

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Good to see the new reddit meme is out. I propose Loomer next.

You retards fucked it up. He's not the guy with all the IMDB reviews.

Honestly it's made me stay away from porn. I think of myself as the coomer and get up to do something else. It's powerful if you've been in the position of a coomer ever

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It’s on multiple boards
Probably because everyone has an opinion on masturbation

Pornhub's next april fools prank should be to replace every video with this picture for 24 hours.

Who the fuck is that guy? Can i get a quick rundown?

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I'M COOMING!!!

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its just a pushback against all the constant coom pictures posted in every thread on every board

One of the best memes to come out lately. What went right?

Yeah it's really potent for several reasons.

1. A lot of people here are on the internet a good deal and porn addiction is a common result of too much internet time. 2. Sexy pictures/porn gets posted here constantly even in threads where it is totally unrelated/uncalled for 3. There is a general growing anti-porn anti-fap sentiment on Yea Forums in general as people start to realize he damage EXCESSIVE use can cause

Basically, the circumstances for an anti-porn meme of any kind have been building for quite a while. The antiporn meme just happened to be cumbrain then coomer. it's taking off on every board that matters, /pol/ Yea Forums Yea Forums /fit/

Plus it's just hilarious, I mean look at that burn out freak.

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>The last day you have on Earth, the person you became will meet the person you could have become.
I've already met him. And he's still an asshole

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God I'm so horny and lonely. I'd see an escort but I'm too much of a pussy. I'm 25 so the chances of me ever getting friends/a girlfriend are zero.

He's the bogdanov of porn

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Christcuckold cringe

This. The explosion of COOMER in popularity has coincided with my nofap, I'm 2 weeks in and can't stop laughing at coomer images. Makes me never want to go back ya know?

>NO GOYIM YOU HAVE TO FAP TO BLACKED

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He’s a creep who stalks porn actresses and takes photos with them.

>win free blacked for a weekend
So is this guy hoping go on a weekend long blacked masturbation spree?

>Yea Forums collectively tries to mock this guy and turn him into a meme, assuming he's a creep with nothing but interracial porn floating about in his head
>turns out to be a happy, sociable guy who makes the best of his unfortunate appearance and is friendly with porn stars rather than existing as a woman-hating loser who hates porn

Woahhhh, that really backfired huh.

Will Junji Ito write a manga about the coomer?

I think that's a fair conclusion

Yea Forums is unusable with all the cumbrains, half the catalog can be cumbrain waifu/booru picture dump threads at any time

>assuming he's a creep with nothing but interracial porn floating about in his head
>assuming
Let's be honest here user...

Jesus Christ. Why the fuck would anyone do this?

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Are these guys on disability or something? How do you hold down a job when there are pictures of you being a perv at porn conventions?

>turns out to be a happy, sociable guy who makes the best of his unfortunate appearance and is friendly with porn stars rather than existing as a woman-hating loser who hates porn
this is some serious coomer cope

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for the first time in my life im succesfully completing a no fap week, it ends tomorrow but i learned some good things about myself during these days.

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This. It is puritanical propaganda from brainwashed cucks who think this retarded shit will help them get a gf or some laughable nonsense. A man not fapping is the same kind of denial of your own biological imperatives as women focusing on a career instead of having kids.

He's a lowly retail wagie at target (retail corporation that hires anyone with a pulse)

No one cares when your job is shitty in the first place.

Fuck off incel r9k fag

Somebody needs to make a coomer version of this for peak nightmare fuel

That's the problem is that it's always been Yea Forums culture to post a sexy pic one in a while even if it isn't strictly related to the conversation, but the last few years it's gotten really bad. Personally I don't use Yea Forums but I'm sick of people posting fapbait sexy images on /pol/ as an "attention grabbing" image because more often than not it derails the conversation and encourages others to post porn.

>woman-hating loser who hates porn
Shalom

see his twitter faggot
has like a 100 posts in a row that say "I watched, I came, I voted for...", probably they are automated but still
reads like that scene from The Shining

I don't think @'ing pornstars on twitter without reply and paying to give them a quick grope at porn conventions constitutes being friendly with porn stars.

>trying to spin this to make the guy look good.

No amount of kike pilpul can make this guy look good. He is a total failure and a porn addict.

HEEBS ARE SCARED.

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This. I can't imagine being so desperate to show off that I use this shithole

He cute.

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Hating porn is for old middle-aged feminist cat ladies with nothing better to do.

cope harder

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Tranny Yea Forums meme

t. late twenties worldly redditor

>jason is friends with vicki
>meanwhile most of Yea Forums has never smelled some armpits
pffft

Can I coom if it's not to porn

Being on a board where over half of the userbase arrived in the past two years has helped.

Do they ever have conventions like this in Boston? I wouldn't mind meeting a pornstar.

of course

>Thanks for cooming out Jason
huh...

>shalom
you realize jews run the industry, right?

t. incel who can't get women out of his brain, much to his torment

These autists will believe anything they read on Yea Forums, the imdb guy is not him. How fucking low can your IQ be?

I'm only pretty sure
That I can't cook anymore
Before you take the swing, I wonder
What are we cooming for

>I
>must
>defend
>porn
>industry
kek imagine being like this

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>YOU HATE WAHMEN
why are coombrains so retarded haha

Hit the hammer on the head did I?

fuck these memes are getting too close to reality

boomer here. I am probably never going to have sex again. I don't find anyone my age or near it even remotely attractive. I am not rich, so 25-50 is out of the question, and I don't have drugs around, so 25-50 is out of the question. Porn is all I have. You youngsters, you piss and cum shits need to get away from it. It's stealing from you, your youth, your vigor. I have nothing to steal. We need a 50 year old age restriction on the porn. This would be good for everyone because we will pay for porn, and we will provide free porn for old people, and you need to go fuck actual women and leave death to us old people.

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I was calling him a jew you dimwit

t. antifun
why are you so serious about this?

That's exactly what he implied.

Why do morons have to spook the lolcow, every fucking time

> with friends
normies gtfo

Why is it all shitskins behind these threads?

Based

Welcome to clown world

if he privates his account the fun stops you dense fuck

> I’m addicted to pornography but at least I’m white
lol

no amount of shitposting about some guy at a porn convention is going to change your abysmal success with dating.

Cumbrains are like those rats that push the lever to get drugs until they die

>stay inside and watch VR porn and die goy

You think the niggers you fetishize think your "hobby" is cool?

Dude has good taste and some awesome balls to go to a porn convention.

BlackedRaw in particular is patrician porn. The quality is immaculate, the settings elegant, the delicious dark chocolate on little porceilein girls is divine.

Fucking heaven.

I'm not gonna say more because I won't end up a meme but I shamelessly love black dick. I've been jerking off to interracial only my entire adult life. 17 years of BBC. My brain is conditioned to get off on it and nothing else.

I struggled with the no fap bullshit and thinking this wasn't normal for a long time. Then about a few years back when I pushed over thirty, I said, you know what? Fuck it. This is who I am.

I got myself a new couch and installed an 8k TV in front of it. Nice and big. I set aside 2-3 hours per day to Coom to interracial porn. And I've never been happier.

I even Coom to BBC while traveling. Spent three weeks in Hawaii early this year and you'd better believe I jizzed hard on those warm beaches in the gentle breeze. It was goddamn spiritual.

If I stayed repressed like the far right idiots preach, I probably would have wound up sucking an African dick in real life or something. But this is undeniably a healthy outlet and it never gets dull.

The best orgasms of my life have been the last few years and I don't think that's just due to my great choice in porn. It's because I stopped giving a shit what any one would think. I made pleasure a priority. Those 2-3 hours of heaven are all I fucking think about it.

And I do mean heaven because God ain't real, boys.

So why not stop picking on this guy and just get your rocks off to whatever you like and enjoy your time here?

BBC porn is my church and my religion.

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this tbqh

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anyone else a comfy coomer?

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Okay redditor

You should only coom inside a female if your own race for the purpose of procreation.

is the usual thread derailer/shill, first you call everyone a white incel nazy, when it does not work you call them shitskins

When I say out loud
I wanna get out of this, I wonder
Is there anything I'm gonna miss
I WONDER HOWS IT GONNA BE
WHEN I STOP COOMING
HOWS IT GONNA BE
WHEN YOURE SURE IM NOT THERE
HOWS IT GONNA BE
WHEN YOU FOUND OUT THERE WAS NOTHING
BETWEEN COOM AND ME
CUZ I DONT CARE

this is the coomer's endgame

their dopamine receptors are so wacked they must be constantly fed laughing gas to keep them high while they get milked by an automated fleshlight

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I see good to know

Youre fitting in fine

Yeah thought so, spineless no-fapper.

twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=jayman079&src=typd
f_cebook.com/BurdsAREreal
Why do you meme hustlers all have non-white names?

Blacked Raw is terrible. Dogfart is the best.

Also, where are this guy's reviews?

this is almost lynchian

It’s more kafkaesque

hahahahahahahaha

Coom to porn, stop letting these dipshit cucks tell you how to live your life.

>this is almost lynchian

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The only people that have a problem with coomposting are cumbrain jannies who push cuck porn to the front page. Like braaapposting, it derails low-effort cumbrain threads with some whore in the OP.

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> don’t listen to them listen to me

It’s the sneed of porn

some jannies are bizarrelly invested in porn spam

It’s more kafkaesque, fellow redditor!

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Somebody said he posts porn reviews on IMDB.

nice filenames, you should go back

What the fuck. Source on that image?

Bump you fucking underage pakis

>a literal cuck is happier than me

Heh Turns out I'm the real joke.

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There's that low IQ I talked about. I was talking about the imdb porn review guy not being him but that flew over your fucking head. Secondly, there's no fun if you retards bully him into deleting his account

Kinda hot, I won't lie

We’re campaigning against porn, redditor.

Bambi Black let me snap chat her a pic of my dick. Felt pretty good man. Not the gross Bambi Black but the less gross one.

It's obviously some fucking sicko that should just kill themselves.

ONLY people who spend years addicted to porn ends up in such a disgusting state.

glow brighter fed

f_cebook.com/BurdsAREreal/posts/369668583979446
Why do they pretend they're from Yea Forums and white?

I like zebragirls, but I wish there was just a normal wmbw femdom branch.

God I wish that were me

You're the fucing wacko that spams aout Yea Forumsedditors too aren't you?

>thinking a small facebook group can force a meme this big

You're a fucking brain damaged retard

3d western porn is exclusively for brainlets. Doujins are a million times better than the vulgar shit the jews put out.

you aren't white either

This meme has really brought the porn addicts out of the woodwork

The coom cope is heavy

twitter.com/missmiranda01
#medicareforall

>brain damaged retard
>says the coomer
Top kek

What's with all the sudden hate for porn? None of you losers have regular sex anyways so I don't really get what's going on

> nooooo stop being antisemitic!

>bully this guy into deleting his acc
>bunch of crappy internet news sites blow the story up "racist Yea Forums users torment disfigured man!"
>some porn company picks up on it
>flies him out to their HQ and gives him a bunch of free shit and a lifetime sub to their site
>gets to shake manuel ferraras hand
>people start throwing more money at the porn company by seeing they're good dudes

The master plan... everything is in motion.

Oh look another one
f_cebook.com/BurdsAREreal/posts/368992684047036

Fuck you for reminding me of my teenage self

they fear the coomer...

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And you're still retards

>why yes, I do spend my time on the internet debunking cuckhold videos, how can you tell?

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People in here desperatly trying to fit in with the chads, don't like this movement either

t. (((mindgeek))) shill

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God I hope so, this would be the biggest boon for this guy, and he could stop fucking fapping all the time, and he’d get to fuck everyone he wants. That would be a real divine miracle from kek

me on the right

Based.

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I'm cooming...
I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming, cooming away, I'm cooming away

I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming, I'm cooming.

All night long, my body burned
The sheets were wet and cold
The lights were on, my eyes were gone
And any second lose control

The pounding on my window's
Just the pounding in my head
I wonder who was in my coom last night
Who the hell was in my bed?

OH NO NO NO NO

I almost fell down that path as well, that meme hits a little close for me as well. Tranny shit is no joke

Ah a forum that directly links to Yea Forums
>f_cebook.com/BurdsAREreal/posts/368948747384763
And has
>Highlights info row image
29,176 people follow this
Isn't behind the spam

Hes the manager

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I swear by god at least a couple mods are mindgeek employees

Hoh hoh yesss sirry gaijin... ru wotcha line drawings of rittle girl boobies... give money to grorious nippon! Berrry goooo'!

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Still not as based as this guy
twitter.com/erikgarciabat1/media

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>years upon years of porn shilling, cunny shilling, random IG thot shilling
>WTF STOP YOU HAVE TO KEEP COOMING

>the pic with the needles in the balls and the ass sewn shut
a lil' too risque for me lad

seriously. age limit needs to be raised to at least 25 so all the zoomers get kicked out

Next stage of inceldom is lashing out at all forms of sexuality and representations of women, doing away with the female menace entirely.

> chads
Back to lookism, incel.

What does "coom" mean?

this, its kinda bizarre, the word cumbrain was filtered so fast on /b, it makes you think

Coom
Formerly braaaap

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>YOU JUST HATE WOMEN
>YOU MUST KEEP COOMING TO BLACKED

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Yikes and lmao at all these pathetic incels who let Christcuck propaganda shame them into not masturbating and giving themselves prostate cancer. Jesus you morons are easy to brainwash.

>twitter.com/erikgarciabat1/media
yikes

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>I don't like to watch porn

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>implying they just won’t ageban evade like they’re doing now

> inceldom
>

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the coombrain lashes out as it is struck

Where does it say that?
>f_cebook.com/BurdsAREreal/posts/368692844077020
I'm pointing out that you cancerous meme spammers aren't from or white like you're claiming you are
Also
>thinking a small facebook group can force a meme this big
Note that 90% of the caps in that forum are of Yea Forums

Riley is pretty fucking hot

no, ultimate incels are trannies

> Christcuck
>

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>has to strawman everyone who isnt a cumbrained virgin as a christcuck
oh gee I wonder (((who))) is behind this post

Wait, did Lana Rhoades actually dress up as Elektra once? Because if so I'm gonna need that

>there are brainlets in this thread right now that are still shooting cum to roasties fucking niggers
Take the cute anime girl pill, fellas.

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first is incels
then is shitskins
now is christians
keep going pal

I'm assuming coom is either from saying this person said somewhere or a teenager ironically misspelling it.

lmao who the fuck are you kidding

Christcuck quote but good pic. Reminder to train your neck for max aesthetics

More like mindheeb pays for adverts here

>pretending like it’s the act of jerking every now and then and not the consumption of porn media

i'd rather go to porn conventions than to somewhere filled with 50 yeard ol fatties dressed up as jedis or something

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>pol christian larpers who claim to hate degeneracy despite browsing Yea Forums
>failed normie self improvement fags who want to do better but still browse Yea Forums (most likely /fit/ users and ex /r9k/ users)
>pseudo failed normies who have sex every several months
>actual normalfags who come here from meme pages on instagram who are ran by literal teenagers
>autists on the same pathetic level as this poor poor man in different ways who dont have self awareness to realize it and are coping
>trolls who dont care either way and are fishing for (you)'s for their next epic screencap

these are your perps

I had a chick beg me to creampie her and fill her up plenty of times during sex but she fucking hated kids and I just know I'll never have a crazy turboslut say some shit like that pic to me.

>prostate cancer

Yeah that's horseshit my guy

> lifting for roasties
yikes

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Just came to Sunao de Otonashikute Mucchimuchi na Imouto no Love Love Hatsujouki by Enoshima Iki.

Masturbating literally increases your risk of prostate cancer. It only reduces the risk for old people.

> wholesome fun bad
> porn degeneracy good

>pornography? Why, I've never heard of such a concept!

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