What an absurd premise, this doesn't happen in real life! haha

what an absurd premise, this doesn't happen in real life! haha

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It actually doesn't though. There's no way a guy who makes it to 40 being a virgin would have any chance of losing his virginity to anything other than a hooker. Even a used up mom of 2 wouldn't go for him.

I can't believe that a grown adult would be into comic books and action figures

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

Is it just me or was Andy actually pretty happy and content when the film began? Him being a virgin seemed to bother other people more than it bothered him.

in reality the bitch with the ebay store drooled over his collection, maybe fucked him, but mostly got him to beta orbit her while she convinced him to sell all of his shit through her business before moving onto the next sad loser

He doesn't look anything like a 40 year old virgin.
He's not over 350 pounds.
He's not hideously ugly.
He shaves.
He isn't wearing a T shirt.

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>tfw wageslave

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It is absurd, you would have assumed they would have killed themselves from the accumulated despair.

Youre even more pathetic than elliot rodger LOL

> Sell your five digit valued Mego collection to pay for a grandmother's second wedding.

whew

Incelitude is caused by the following

1.Bad face causing women to treat you like garbage regardless of what you do
2.Lack of social circle to create situations where you can fuck women early in your life
3.Small genitalia that discourages you from even attempting to court women
4.Asexual insanity(Severe Autism)

is it true that it becomes easier to get laid with age bros?

Yes but only if you are a non virgin as charming women should be second nature to you as you get older.

combination of cerebrotonic and mouse
though I'm also ripped as fuck

I was molested

yeah I don't have a BMW either

Yeah at 10 you’re not going to get anywhere but by 15 you should be good

Wrong you can lose your V card easier at a younger age because women have less self control while they are younger.

Definitely a cerebrotronic mouse, but I am fit, can cook, and enjoy the sun.

I have all these except my dick is big and my face is vaguely handsome but looks weird most of the time. 25 and never got laid. kissed a girl a few months ago tho. JUST...

how did you manage to kiss a girl

Not him but what he said also applies to me, i kissed a really drunk girl at a club and we made out for a bit, but when she sobered up she wasnt interested in me anymore