Say something bad about each film in the original trilogy

Yoda acting like a crazy asshole is hilarious

4 - pacing is completely dated, it's pretty boring
5 - (Honestly can't think of anything)
6 - Dumbass ewoks, WHY TF WOULD THEY MAKE ANOTHER DEATH STAR, boring Boba Fett death, some dated visual effects

Hilarious and integral to the plot. It was basically Luke's first test.

>New Hope
You could remove Han Solo and nothing would change
>Empire
Awful soundtrack
>Jedi
There was zero point to the Jabba part

new hope is perfect sorry

>You could remove Han Solo and nothing would change
wtf? he's the one flying them all around, he's crucial for the rescue of leia, he's the one taking the tie fighters off luke in the trench

>You could remove Han Solo and nothing would change

How so? He's the one who gets them off Tatooine and he bails Luke out in the climax.

1-fat pilot
2-carbonite
3-everything

None of them aged well

>>Empire
>Awful soundtrack

Oh, what now?

5>4>3>6>1>2>>>>>>>not canon and doesnt exist>R1>TFA>Solo>TLJ

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The lightsaber fight between Obi-Wan and Vader looks fake and shitty.
Why does the Empire need slow walking tanks when they can just use space ships?
Leia being Luke's sister is a dumb twist that retroactively makes their sexual tension weird.

thread theme. pic related can go fuck themselves
youtube.com/watch?v=k1sF9veTzuU

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if you are older than 15, they are all boring shit that only dorks think is cool

>wipe cuts are obnoxious and show how out of touch Lucas is/was
>Han shot first
>there's no way that Boba Fett could've followed the Millennium Falcon to Cloud City without being noticed
>Ewoks with sticks killing stormtroopers

Luke is a Mary Sue

Underage spotted

if your younger than 16 your opinion on anything is wank

They’re literally mobile artillery. The empire has actual tanks

this is reddit

this is memes

Yes. If you like them you have the taste of a 15 year old. They are shit movies.

>Phantom Menace
Child Actor for Anakin wasn't very good.
>Clone Wars
Lucas couldn't stick to his convictions, and dropped the Darth Jar Jar plot.
>Revenge of the Sith
I remember nothing from it other than the last 10 or so minutes.
>A New Hope
That it is now retroactively referred to as "A New Hope".
>Empire Strikes Back
Literally cannot work as a standalone movie.
>Return of the Jedi
It really is just episode 4 again with a couple other things mixed in. Ewoks aren't bad, fuck you.
>The Force Awakens
Poe is the first person we see on screen, and he's barely a character. People saying he and Rey & Finn are the new trio are delusional.
>The Last Shitshow
Unwatchable garbage because Kathleen Kennedy wanted to subvert the expectation that this would be a good movie.
>Rogue One
An afterthought.
>Solo
Doomed to fail as soon as Lord & Miller quit.
>Episode 9
Will never be able to come into its own due to episode 8 being such crap.

>>wipe cuts are obnoxious and show how out of touch Lucas is/was
I actually think some of the old editing techniques are kinda charming
Probably doesn't help that like 99% of modern movies are edited in the exact same fucking way
Smash cuts and dissolves into shapes/framing that's similar to the previous shot can be way cooler than the wipes though

Why slowly walk when you can fly?

didn't say they weren't

this is cringe

I agree they should have had air support. But the empire still won the battle

>le reddit

Fuck all you niggas ewoks are good

>there are actual Onions wars fans on here
No wonder this board is so shit. Take your pew pew I wish i would be a jedi escapism back to re ddit where you come from

"Cloud City" also kind of looks like shit. It's just some corridors.

>Ewoks with sticks killing stormtroopers
Especially a legion of his best troops. It makes no fucking sense.

>mass replier
Massive tumblrite spotted

you wanted it built out of actual clouds?

I wanted it to look like a city.

Jedi rocks is a fun song and female Greedo is realyl funny. People say it's a poor fit for Jabba's palace but Lapti Nek is literally Star Wars disco. How is that better?

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made of clouds tho. tbf, it would have looked dank

listen to this until it ends and stop being a cunt
youtube.com/watch?v=jiRgyzBx5Lw

The lightsaber fight between Kenobi and Vader in A New Hope aged like milk.

Nobody wants to admit it.

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They are all retarded man baby shit with no redeeming qualities

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Why does he do the spin?

to show Aspirin his cool trick

because jabbas disco jams were sweaty af and lapti nek sounds like shit
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tell me about kenobi...

4. Uninspired lightsaber duel
5. AT-AT a shit
6. A Sequel movie that predated the sequels. It was bad.

That song is the most pimping thing in existence.

knew some one would appreciates it

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This is good bait.

The part with the droids in the desert seems to stretch on forever

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Star Wars: Mark Hamill's acting is just terrible. When Obi-Wan allows himself to get cut down by Darth Vader, Luke's "No!" is just terrible.

The Empire Strikes Back: There really isn't anything wrong with this film, which is perhaps why it's a truly great film. The only thing I noticed when I saw the original theatrical release is the improper coloring of the blue panels on R2-D2's head when he's in Luke's X-Wing en route to Dagoba. The panels are black instead of blue because of chroma keying.

Return of the Jedi: This is the prequel to the prequels. I guess the Ewoks were the worst of the many flaws with the film.

>use 3 fingers this time, Luke

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this twat had no self preservation

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4 desert scenes were boring
5 luke spent the whole movie whining
6 ewoks

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two in the baby hole one in the maybe hole?

>4
The image of the Death Star in the briefing before the fighter raid is wildly inconsistent with the actual model, showing the laser dish at the equator rather than mounted at an angle in the northern hemisphere. Even when I was a kid, the internal inconsistency seemed odd.
>5
Hard to find a complaint, but the giant worm living in the asteroid was kinda silly.
>6
The Ewok victory, obviously. But also that the best scene in the movie, with Luke confronting Vader and Emperor aboard the Death Star, had no real significance because the station was about to be destroyed anyway regardless of what Luke did. Even if Luke had turned to the dark side, or Vader had stayed evil and let the Emperor kill him, they were still going to die and the Rebels would have still won. I'd have preferred it if some aspect of what happened in the Emperor's throne room was necessary for the Rebel victory.

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Star Wars-that it ends. Perfect film
The Empire Strikes Back-That it's not longer.
Return of the Jedi-the Executor explosion is weak

point 4 probably took 90000 hours in Atari paint tho

also, nice diverse crowd. nimnumbs btfo'd

also also, how many fucking pilots are there. at least about 50% of those fuckers skipped the mission that day.

4- the middle part on board the Death Star gets tiresome because it's just one action sequence after another and doesn't do much to advance the plot. The trash compactor sequence could be excised without losing anything.
5- Ending the movie on a cliffhanger and a twist that comes out of nowhere makes the whole thing seem very TV-ish. ESB should have had a proper ending, like Luke defeats Vader. Then ROTJ could have been about defeating the emperor.
6- Bad acting from Ford and Fisher.

>- Ending the movie on a cliffhanger and a twist that comes out of nowhere
Everything was leading to a cliff-hanger, phone-addicted zoomer.

>Nobody wants to admit it

it gets trashed all the time, idk what you mean

>4
Pretty much a perfect adventure movie, I really can't think of anything bad to say about it. It might take a bit too long to introduce Luke I suppose.
>5
Drags pretty hard in some parts and the Han/Leia romance feels kind of forced.
>6
Shouldn't have reused the death star, cheesiest dialogue, Han sort of flounders as a character. Jabba and Ewoks are fine though.

Watch the movie again. The ewoks get their asses kicked.

ESB: Falcon's broken hyperdrive is a reoccurring plot point and they somehow made it from Hoth to Bespin. I know there's EU explanations, but none is given in the film iirc.

Supposedly the trip from Hoth to Bespin took a month or two. I'd say the events of TESB easily span at least a month.

4) straight white men
5) straight white men
6) straight white men

The special effects are so bad Lucas had to go in and redo them years later.

4) fag
5) fag
6) fag
or you just like lesbian black women iunno

>ESB should have had a proper ending, like Luke defeats Vader.
I disagree. Luke's victory against Vader during their duel in RotJ felt much more impactful in light of his earlier defeat in ESB. Having Vader win against Luke during their first fight helped establish him as a serious threat and allowed room for Luke's character to develop from an overconfident kid to a proper Jedi.

If Luke had beaten Vader in ESB, it would have either made Vader look like a total jobber, or Luke would have seemed like a sequel trilogy Mary Sue. One of my biggest complaints about the sequel trilogy was having Rey win her first fight against Kylo Ren, essentially bringing both of their character arcs to a conclusion in the first movie. It's a large part of why TLJ felt so empty and pointless.

It's because ST makes you think, and your education is a joke.

I don't get the big deal about Jabba? Do him a couple "personal favors" and then hang out at his place as his friend. Spend the afternoon snorting space coke and eating frogs, knock up a few slave girls, watch some guys get fed into a sand vagina...sounds like good times to me.

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>just turn off your brains lmao
>It's because ST makes you think
Pick pone.

NO CHAAA!

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