>Disneyland's version of Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge suffered the same fate earlier this year, with guests taking the metal sporks and other items from the land--either to keep as souvenirs or to sell.
>A quick search on the e-commerce site reveals some sellers are asking as much as $150 for the sporks. Disney World sporks have also popped up on eBay.
>sporks selling for $200+ on ebay
Lucas was wise to reap the merchandising. Star Wars has always had a forced collectibility to it like Beanie Babies. But people still fall for it.
how do we cull the manchildren?
Can't Disney just dox the seller and have them arrested for grand theft?
maybe you should understand words before you use them. a 15 cent spork is not grand theft
Toys R Us is dead.
What the fuck is that food, that looks fucking disgusting
Do Americans really eat shit like that
When did Disney World enact the "Americans only" policy? First I've heard of this.
Based American "do Americans really do this?" poster.
It's more than toys. It's anything that you can slap a SW logo on.
Looks like half a potato, 2 sausages, some green and some crap on top of a cinnamon roll. American haute cuisine I guess only 20$ goy
>what do you mean I hoarder useless objects until I die, I'll pass these onto my chil...
It looks like 1/2 of an English breakfast. Which is funny since it's something you'd expect in some colonial times reenactment, not a scifi setting
nu males are disgusting
In France star wars is called stars war
So how much is that
Toys. That's what the majority of life long fans grew up with. What do zoomies have in this day and age? Fortnite?
same in Israel
It looks like 2 hotdogs and a pastry style bun with a slice of potato and mushrooms
Back to the oven
I plan on being buried with my sporks
it's called kelbasa
In the rest of the world is called "disgusting shit"
they could just sell really cheap sporks in the park. that would automatically drive ebay prices down make those not worth stealing.
>millennials waste money on this then complain about being in debt
If you don't like Kielbasa you are either gay or german.
>Kielbasa is any type of meat sausage from Poland, and a staple of Polish cuisine
You need to improve your falseflagging user
I'll bet Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m is buying them.
>katy is now probably an adult
time flys
Pop culture is a mental disease
>millennials waste money on this then complain about capitalism
nu males are probably not even the ones spending money on this. weird 40 year olds with a basement and/or spare room are the collector type. my high school health teacher had a room in his house dedicated to star wars memorabilia and collectibles despite being 35-40+ and having a wife and daughter.
*holds up drawer of sporks*
that's the thing I don't get, why not sell the shit as well? I suppose it might encourage stealing since it fixes the price of their restaurant ware. maybe they should keep the sporks and sell nicer ones so the restaurant ones still get the aesthetic but they aren't as desirable
>wahhh, capitalism is responsible for me making shitty choices
Kys you entitled little shit
>it's just a normal spork
I was expecting themeing at least.
no, it's already coming back
the tines are off-center. that'll be $250 plus shipping and handling.
un-ironically need an ID to buy this
that would probably work too. people would still steal from restaurants because why not, but not as much if there's no real profit in it.
underrated
>made me exhale heavily
Yeah, that's not a normal spork. It's specific to that theme park
If it's only 15 cents why are Disney being so pised about it? The solution is to raise the entrance fee by $1 and advertise that you get a free Spork to keep. Why are they finding capitalism so hard to do?
in Spain is Galaxy war
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Remember buying this kit and how disapointed I was that nothing was branded differently than the usual stuff: A generic razor, can of shaving cream and deodorant. Nothing different than the usual shit.
>high school health teacher
>implying americans are taught about healthy lifestyles
keke
Haha
Millennials are not the ones buying that.
Europoors only get one spoon when they're born and if they lose it they have to starve to death or do without.
What's the thing with purple and black shit on it?
*holds up spork*
More like War of the Galaxies
How much could they cost per unit? Just let üeople steal.
>not "do without and starve to death"
You had one fucking job, ONE JOB!
This meal looks like it cost at least 30$
I bought two and it cost about $34
fuck off disney glownigger
That shit would be less than $3 in Ikea
>17$ for 2 sausages, a cinnamon bun, and half a potato
This would normally be extremely expensive if you got it anywhere else but cheap for Disney theme park standards. Strange.
The Moof Juice was too sweet but I could see kids loving it
>Ikea
The furniture store? Who the fuck eats at furniture stores?? Do Europeans really do this?
Who the fuck freezes hot dogs? An unopened pack has a half life longer than the age of the observable universe.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!!
They all have little cafeteria in them.
Good swedish meatballs.
It's more of an amusement park than Galaxy's Edge.
Disney should be glad enough people visited the restaurant to steal all the sporks.
Isn't this receiving stolen property?
How have you never been to Ikea?
Whiter than you, Mousehammad.
>nearest IKEA is 300 miles away in Atlanta, Georgia
No, I’ve never been to (random furniture warehouse) shocking, I know.
what the fuck did i miss?
IKEA stores are so large that it take a fortnight to just walk through one, and even longer if you actually buy anything, so you'll generally want a meal before or after.
Reading comprehension much?
smdh
>so you'll generally want a meal before or after.
or during
The merchandise sold because the movies were good, the characters were heroic and iconic. Now the movies sucks balls all the heroes are women and all the males are failures. kids don't care, parents are furious, nobody's buying this shit
I.. wha?
Depends on country. Sausages preservation depends on what they contain.
It's basically an all day thing. If it had some movie rides and food stands it'd literally qualify as one.
>Europoor “culture” involves recreational trips to the furniture store and eating disgusting food there
What about porgs
American here. That food looks like garbage.
You're trying way to hard.
>You're trying way to hard.
I would image its somewhat cheap outside of Scandinavia to eat at IKEA.
Secondly its foreign cuisine of somewhat reasonable quality. On top of coffee and sweets.
>So how much is that
$49.95.
Why?
Maybe you should try the food first.
>BOYS WILL BE BOYS
>American claiming they have a culture
This never gets old
>This never gets old
Much like your form of government.
>covering both of Rose's faces with price tags
Free coffee every weekday if you have an Ikea family card you don't even need to be a family to get one
i don't think you were supposed to open the box user.
Is this style of spork even exclusive to Galaxy's Edge? I'm pretty sure I've seen those things being sold at stores for years.
American culture is the great outdoors and unspoiled wilderness. Camping, fishing, hiking, hunting in forests that weren’t cut down and replanted. Having woods and national parks which aren’t surrounded by suburbs. European culture is old buildings from a time you will never ever return to and eating meatballs in the furniture warehouse.
I don't even know what you're trying to say, user. You don't know which country I'm from. Europe isn't a country, btw.
>drop 10k on a day af a theme park
>take 15cent spork as a momentous
>Disney kikes remove spork to prevent theft
Fuck Jews and nu males
>I don't even know what you're trying to say, user
Yeah right.
>You don't know which country I'm from. Europe isn't a country, btw.
I know what Europe is, asshole. You're from England anyway.
and then you can fart and crap on their shit furniture
Sure, user. Sure.
the rest of the world is starving, bro
last time I was there the food court was packed, so either you're retarded or you've never been to an IKEA.
I unironically pity Europoors. How many acres do you own?
BONUS MAP
Try both. Nearest IKEA is over 300 miles away in Atlanta Georgia I know it’s hard for your small world view to comprehend but we don’t all live in a suburb of London or Glasgow
>Try both
>this guy's just admitted to being retarded
>Try both
Does your carer know you're using her laptop?
a nuke. we go scorched earth at this point.
>own
lmao you should know better. euros are cradle-to-grave renters, the vast majority of them never own any property whatsoever, not even a small house or condo.
merch has been shit for years mate, its rare to find even acceptable quality pin badges now.
I can't believe how much of an unmitigated failure Galaxy's edge was and is. What the fuck is Disney doing with Star Wars, it's such an easy property to make money from
"No!"
Europe truly is a depressing hellscape of former glory and modern reality. Thank God my ancestors got out while they could and created an affluent lifestyle in the New World.
>acres
>Americans still using units they appropriated from a civilisation that has now moved on
keke
It's about the principle, which is always something Disney admirably took seriously
>he said as he drives away in his car he’s spent half a million on over the years back to his 3 million dollar house he bought for 10k in cash to dust off his GI Joe and Coca Cola collection while he charges his children rent and pays illegals to mow his lawn and clean his house
Based and destroyed the economy before dying pilled
>avoids the question
Convenient...
>Thank God my ancestors got out
They were kicked out for being puritanical arseholes
easy solution is make a bunch and sell them as souvenirs. i thought jews were supposed to be smart businessmen
kids still play with toys just not star wars toys
I does not speak for the average european, but I own around 50 acres (27 hectares) of forest, a decent house of 151 square-metres (small by american standards sure, but nice enough) and a summer house out in the archipelago of my hometown at approximatly the same size.
Why are you so angry at bongs?
Better puritanical than degenerate.
most colonialists weren't Puritans
you need to read more
Use your words user. Random meme grabbing has the impact of a dry fart.
>can read
Impressive...
god bless her
Fair enough.
>angry
No, not angry. I’m as mad at Bongs as I am at prisoners on death row. They’re trapped on prison island, disarmed, flooded with brown people, their crime rate is skyrocketing and the police LITERALLY run away from a stabbing leaving civilians to die while they go get someone with a gun. It’s hell on earth.
You barbarians have forgotten christ. I hope poland conquers you.
What would your ancestors say if they saw you?
>keeps replying to save face until he can convince himself he didn’t get BTFO
Reddit....
Why don't Disney just sell them online?
this wouldn't happen under communism
You don’t need spoons if you don’t have food.
Have you ever actually been here? London is a shithole, yes, but the rest of the country is paradise. My village is literally 100% white and has never had a single crime.
>being this wrong
How's your McMansion lasting, user?
Well, this is Galaxy's Edge......
Based Jordan Peterson fan goy
nothing would happen under communism
A world of amazing adventure among the stars....
>flooded with brown people
Britain is 87% white. Stop guzzling memes, user.
How is a franchise that ended 10 years ago doing better than Star Wars?
>Poland conquering anything
lol okay
>People are taking the sporks to sell for $200+ on ebay
>Disney remove the spork
>Instead of selling them on the parks for $200 with an official certificate
Those people at SW/Disney really hate money ffs
What was this expression trying to convey?
keke, for the old meme.
>Not planting tracking devices in the sporks
>Not shooting thieves for sport
40 hectares here, including a wood, a lake and a stream/brook. The there's the cave system too.
Nostalgia.
Wonder if she's been BLACKED yet.
>2 attractions
>15 other places to spend your money
If what's her face wasn't more or less disowned by the fan community it'd be in a much worse state
as a left handed this rustle my jimmies.
gross
Shit had me thinking i accidentally clicked on 4channwl.co.uk for a minute.
>my product got listed
Based
>can't make operational attraction means its more popular
Universal fags are the worst
>ctrl+f
>use the sporks
0 results
Why do women wear shirts with text right on their tits?
Die, witch.
>women
>tfw you go to the Ikea for the sole purpose of eating
Goddamn how are their meatballs so
spongy.
That tramp stamp
>managers are now in total freakazoid manic panic
Did a twelve year old girl write this?
That guy in the background looks like he's given up on life.
>caring this much about star wars
haram, all of it
>blue and green tard cum
most likely a millennial man child
You get one of those in the armed forces during the training. I really don't see the appeal.
They made it intentionally shitty looking because muh immersion
Based boys have to find a way to afford those funkos and go to Disney Land.
you should have read the text in the image before posting user, now everyone knows you're retarded.
>replies 1 hour late to seethe
Based retard!
Ikeas food is great
>oh yes my son is actually a self made eunuch how could you know?
cope harder retard
>that spacing
lel
This whole Star Wars theme park shit is so soulless. It's mass produced garbage made by the biggest entertainment corporation on Earth and women and basedboys eat it up. American "fandom" is absolute shit.
is that her sugar dady?
american holiday theme park "food"
vs
a European furniture shops cafeteria
Any updates on wagie reys?
In case you Ikea/fags/ don't know yet. Their smart blinds are in the UK shops.
Wanna buy some deathsticks?
What?
He has.
> I love my wife and children. I will do anything for them. I love my wife and children. I will do anything for them. I love....
Dumb frogposter.
*holds up spork*
Just you wait until nintendo land opens up.
That literally looks like human shit.
Ah yes, Vi Moradi, the new face of star wars.
Rapid onset sugar diabetes....
The ugliest one is still a 10 times prettier than daisy and can porpably act the same at worst. How the fuck did she manage to land the job
True, we say "la Guerre des Étoiles". Also we say Dark Vador instead of Darth Vader.
Of all things to steal, why the sporks?
Britain is 0% white. Only Finns are white.
>be spy
>wear a bright orange neon jacket with literally your organisations symbol on it
They dont even pretend to care at this point do they?
Only one willing to spend some time on the casting couch with Mr. Goldstein, probably.
You're literally uncultured if you don't know what American culture is.
Why would people consume this? I don't want to live in a police state but I think most people fucking need it to curb their retardation.
She went to the Naruto school of spy training. Wonder if she runs all over the park with her arms trailing behind her.
The blue one is pretty good plus they got mobile order now
You are being delusional. These girls look generic as fuck. Say what you will about Daisy but at least she doesn't get lost in the crowd completely.
>hahahaha i have discovered a way to go to Galaxy Edge for FREE! Just buy ticket, go, steal fork, sell fork online for price of ticket! It's genius!
I thought Goldstein had better taste than that.. If you can pick any starlet you want why settle for her? unless she sucks some mean head or is willing to do some truly depraved stuff
Are Europoors really so Poor that they have never seen food before? How do Europoors survive? Do they resort to cannibalism? Truly a fascinating subspecies of human.
No, she "interacts" with the visitors by having them distract the guards for her and shit, Since nobody knows who the fuck she is, they honestly think she's some deranged cosplayer and just ignore her.
Jay looks like THAT?!
her audition tape is absolute kino, who wouldn't hire her on the spot
Weak b8
Imagine being Daisy and finding this online.
Probably the stupidest post I’ve read in 2019. Well done, user
Why not just sell the sporks as merch? Aren't jews supposed to be smart?
Not surprising considering you’re a reddit tourist and a newfag.
>yfw the family was the Ikea employees you met along the way
>Pay $110 minimum to get in
>Steal silverware from a restaurant
Disney World would be great park if it wasn't filled to the brim with overweight subhumans and manchildren. How the fuck does it work out that a park where everything is massively overpriced is populated almost exclusively by poor retards
Friendly reminder that Ray Park > Park Reys
>please talk to this nigger, guys! please! why won't you talk to her????
I actually saw Ray Park at one of the parks.
Checkmate, atheists.
>menus with cut corners
Careful with that edge
Oh shit, i see it now.
Whoever owns BSG should sue them.
>literally shows contents
>I'm disappointed in the contents that I decide to purchase that I could literally see before purchasing
it's a shoop
imagine getting paid to write shit like this
fuckng lol
>you could've funded your entire Disneyland vacation by stealing a handful of sporks
no the numales and wine aunts of the world eat that glob
How can she be a master spy if she clearly has the rebel logo on her jacket?
Maltodextrin = onions
yeah the nu-star wars movies single-handedly killed toys r us with shitty characters that they thought all poc children would buy off the shelves.
Now there is landfills filled with flynn and rose action figures.
That's really gotta be a kick in the groin if a studio led you on that you were going to be in every kids hands come Christmas time and they don't want anything to do with you.
Also the toy market is a hard one to do, because you want fun toys but you don't want to go over a certain price threshold.
what kind of shit meal is this
wow nu-wars and toxic masculinity gillette on the same product who would've thunk
Disney created a theme park world with barely any rides and a business model based almost entirely on stupid fanboys blindly throwing tons money at merch and shitty food, so it's completely unsurprising that most people aren't having that shit and attendance is low. That said, it's probably STILL profitable, especially if you're getting a steady stream of goyim willing to pay $200 to put together a glorified flashlight.
It's not 2 attractions. It's 2 attractions*.
* one attraction
Based
>Maltodextrin is a white powder made from corn, rice, potato starch, or wheat
Put down the memes, user. You're clearly too retarded for them.
The setting hasn't been flanderized by its bad cashin hanger on spin offs like Star Wars' has so nostalgia has been left intact.
While I can't pretend 100% of old gen X people I talk to now don't care about star wars anymore it's definitely a plurality now after Last Jedi.
houses aren't really a market for people, they are a market for banks.
Now unless you plan on settling or investing into a house and making it an asset, it's just one giant liability.
Houses are assets you can leave for your children. In the long game they never depreciate in real terms, unless you don't maintain them, and even then they still sell for more than you paid for them.
What did you want it to do, make lightsaber noises as you shaved?
looks like he's calculating how much this is costing him, realizing that this is not what it is hyped up to be.
Would've had a much better time home and sending his family down the nu-male path.
He wanted SW branding. Can you not read?
>unless you don't maintain them, and even then they still sell for more than you paid for them.
Minus the costs of said maintenance.
When are people going to learn that trust is gone from this country? You can't treat people like civilized adults anymore, you have to treat them like savage beasts to protect yourself.
Maintenance isn't that much on a brick built house. And by maintenance I mean painting woodwork, clearing gutters, repairing plaster cracks due to settling, looking after the garden. I don't mean replacing OSB walls because they got wet, or remodeling the entire interior every ten years.
>In the long game they never depreciate in real terms
Oh they will depreciate alright. Just wait until the population bubble pops and we will have billions of empty homes.
It's pretty stupid that your plan for the future includes half the world spontaneously dropping dead.
because of the women you left in charge of casting.
Now they are sending you literal who's and what's
already fucked up. its vegan but contains peanuts. my wifes son is allergic and her bull doesnt care for them since its "slave" food.
>2 attractions*
>*
Prolly doesn't have a single job that isn't bus driver or store clerk either.
they don't depreciate if you keep up with maintenance (cost)
But most importantly you have to get your neighbors into voting correctly or else you will have new housing developments or apartments that can increase the value and taxes to your property or they can quickly diminish your value by getting enriched with urban culture.
For the most part a liability but if the plan was to have a family home, then that's fine.
Or duplex that shit and make it into an asset.
why haven't they made that yet?
Think of all the manchildren and numales that would flock to it.
Although most of them wouldn't have a reason to use it though.
So nevermind mouseshills, this product disney will not put any RnD into it.
for work i cook fruit fillings and recognize many of the same ingredients. looks like a bloated recipe
She must be an absolute ace at sucking dick holy shit, I mean surely she can suck a fucking football through a hose
>proud of not knowing his shit
Burgers everybody.
Hold the fuck up, are we having another IKEA meat balls thread?
Pretty sure all of them were rotated out months ago because of creeps.
you get your nuggys yet?
I've only had the veggie balls. Those are meh. Apple pie is great though.
>make something cool/decent/unique
>refuse to sell it
>NOOO WHY ARE YOU STEALING IT
how can nudisney be this retarded
based spork robin hood
t. Fatty
In the US it’d classify as cheap cafeteria food/hospital food
I went to an water park in Germany once and the food was shit btw (Tropical Island)
Calm down incel poorfag
Every country has disgusting foods, relax
London is not 60% white unless you count Arabs as white. Get out of here with that shit
It would unironically be great. I would love to be a social media 'influencer', because it clearly requires so little work.
But Don was lying
star warrale with cheese
t. Ikealet
Brit here these stats are shit and outdated and the gov deliberately downplays them to avoid support for the right/brexit
London especially is more 40-30% white by this point and no Slavs/poles are not white and are almost as big of leeches as Muslims and Africans
10/10 post unironically, thanks for the heart laughs
It's incredibly how The Mouse has managed to almost completely kill a 40 year old juggernaut of a franchise like Star Wars in less than four years.
It was 60% in the 2011 census, it wouldn't have gone down by 20 to 30 percent in 8 years. Stop being edgy.
>from the land
nuke it
tst
>selling for $200
actually selling and not just standard schiz-price bullshit? impressive if true
which london? zone 1 way less than 20% more like 10.
zone 2? 20% at a push and in the shittiest areas of that zone.
zone 3, 4 , 5 fuck it. probably 50% but those places are as about as "London" as bumfuck county Ireland
tldr: just get the fuck out of the shity
>yeah the nu-star wars movies single-handedly killed toys r us
Imagine being so brainlet that you permit yourself to believe this for even the briefest moment.
It's all London. You can't just cherry pick areas that support your view that "London is 40% - 30% white"
Is this why you can get bag lettuce with random pictures of Disney characters on them and no other indication of what the fuck that's about?
didnt toys r us already go broke way before disney wars was even a thing? I was in another country hearing about toys r us having closing down sales in 2010
not cherry picking. the center is white as fuck due to prices right?
I used to live walking distance from most of it. going to visit friends further out was like going to beirut.
never mind I ejected out of the shit hole 5 years ago.
What pisses me off about buying hot dogs is when they don't have any more in a ziplock bag like what the fuck nobody opts for no zipper since it's the same fucking price and nobody likes using freezer bags for fucking hot dogs.
>I ejected out of the shit hole 5 years ago.
This is the only sensible thing to do from any city in any country. Cities suck ass.
Based.
I think he just wanted an excuse to say that phrase, which is fine by me.
Let's see what mismanagement and five shitty films would do to Harry Pussyhole Potter.
As an american i literally go all the time to look at ikean qts and eat
BSG did it because of all of the corners they had to cut to get the miniseries produced - then it just became part of the mythos.
>imdb.com
>
Paper (and photos, books, and even picture frames) in the series have corners cut off. It is said that director Michael Rymer did this during the miniseries as a reference to how he had to "cut corners" financially to make the miniseries work on a limited budget. The practice was continued into the series, although the producers have said on numerous occasions that although it seemed like a "neat idea at the time", having to cut the corners off every document seen onscreen became a nuisance for the weekly series.
>how do we stop a limited item from selling for mad dosh online?
>limit it even more by no longer handing them out!
>but won't that,,,
>DONT QUESTION THE MOUSE
It's a pretty good one.
Coocoo coocoo
The Star War in danish
makes sense.
>any attempt to criticize disney
>immediately turns into /pol/ shit and racial politics
you guys are so easily manipulated.
>a plain spork is cool/unique or worthy of being a souvenir
Jesus Christ you people
Chicken is the cheapest shit there is and those aren't even the good kind those have the bread crumbs.
