Why didn’t you save him?

Why didn’t you save him?

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>he was worth saving

i tried to warn him but he had his airpods in

He used to be the default grandma's boy who did dumb things but now he looks like he'd steal a car.

I literally do this every day and never drop my drink

He saved himself with Maniac which was decidedly baste

He wishes

He'd steal Ornella's car.

>knowing Jonah hill will never poop gummy worms and vanilla icecream into my mouth
Why live, bros?

what is he drinking?

>skinny arms
>fat belly
Most disgusting bodytype

i dont get it youre tellinf me yoye ndver gad coffwee sleep from yoey fucking hands you little fegenrrates stop diacussi g and ahitting uo thenboard with this picture all the timesl so what he xropped a fuxking coffee cup who gices a fycj

>those are skinny arms according to amerimutts
the state of you..

Your parents should revoke your phone privileges

I mean the holocaust really set your standards of skinny arms to an unrealistic standard.

Fuck you

they are skinny compared to his torso
they have no muscle

I honestly thought this was Russel Crowe.

The holy trinity is almost complete.

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do americans really eat this garbage?

and then get caught at mcdonald's drive thru

Sandwhiches? Yeah.

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Kek

do Europeans really eat cock?

And they said men age better than women

I did save him, I sniped the cup to prevent him from getting fat again, he pays me to do it.

>36
>not bald
>no wrinkles

It's better than most chains out there.

Jonah Hill? more like Jonah Spill haha

Ornella is ruthless.

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It's the worst sandwich chain bruh, treat yourself to some fuckin Schlotzkys

>him and his sister are both Hollywood’s go to people when they need virgin characters
>his brother is dead
:/

MORE TIME!!!

It's not that he's fat, it's because he wears his insecurities and pathos so openly that people tease him a lot.

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When will he RISE UP and give them what they deserve?

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not only do they eat it but they love it

ABSOLUTE UNIT

IS THIS ACHIEVABLE NATTY

"Not again!" Jonah thought, feeling the self confidence he so hardly mustered flowing out of his body. Just a moment ago he had the world in his hands, rocking his new airpods, the black outfit he carefully chose to accentuate his weight loss and a stern look at future kino projects that were sure to come. Oh this time he saw the paparazzo from far away and he knew this was his chance to show them all. Present them the real Jonah, not the chubby comedic stereotype that gets humiliated in European talk shows, the walking punchline, the living joke. No, not this time. Closing in on the shot, he suddenly felt it falling, the caramel onions frappuccino he had completely forgotten about splashing on his hand as it dropped to the ground, soiling his 900$ kicks. When he heard the click of the camera he knew it had been too good to be true. He tried stoically to march past the paparazzo, ignoring his taunts making sure he couldn't see the tears behind his tinted glasses. "One day I'll show them all!", he thought. "One day I'll make them all pay!"

It's the second biggest chain internationally, so it seems YOU are the ones eating it

He's unironically never looked better than he does right now

Why did I think of this?

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yes