What made Resident Evil movies so bad?

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No traps

Shit like that pic.

it's a videogame movie

first one was pretty good, gaymers didnt like it so Anderson just started lazily copying games and gaymers/normies loved that shit. Games got shittier movies got as shittier.

Reminder that trannies will NEVER be cute girls.
Specially you James, you disgusting abomination.
See the true facade of this spawn of Satan.

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Imagine gently kissing her little dick...

The movies had like nothing to do with the games though what

Nothing, Milla is based and she hasn't done 1 (ONE, UNO, EINS, EN) bad movie, Ultraviolet included. Not even a waifufag I just recognise female perfection.

they duplicate plenty of scenes from the games especially the second one

2 wasn't 100% about Jill and her delicious body

homo

no even after the first one RE fans still hated the movies

I think at the least 2 was better received.

Complete disrespect for source material
>game movies can’t be good!
Then what was detective pikachu? Sure it’s not the best and never will be as good as the game, but it wasn’t abysmal.

why do you post these dumb scene girls against traps? that look is probably easiest to emulate for them

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Because they are very girly.
It's the complete opposite of trannies.
And you can't emulate that look when you are balding.

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They're not really girly. If I wanted to make a point about feminine women, I'd probably post pictures where you can actually see their curves and features properly.

The first movie is okay, second one is shit, and then they get progressively weirder which actually works really well if you're not some RE autist.

If it was, they would.

That's not the emo look, he just got electrocuted.

All the RE movies are schlock kino you dumb tranny freaks

Hollywood needs more trans representation.
Also Sue a cute.

James is an abomination.

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Horrifically op ssj2 mary sue doing triple backflips off her motorcycle into a licker and shooting a single bullet into the gas tank to blow it up, fist fighting with fucking nemesis and other retarded shit that has literally NOTHING to do with RE.
I can’t wait to see what the two of them will do to monster hunter.

The tits look like those beetles from The Mummy that go under your skin

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Hated how the games actually started to copy the movies.

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What they should have been
>good, somewhat campy classic style monster movies, done in a kind of low key George Romero or John Carpenter style
What they were
>Paul WS Anderson's wife looks sexy and does karate kicks

RE4 did the laser room first.

The first was is tonally the closest to the games. It's just a zombie movie for the most part. The later ones went full blown stupid.

No it didn't. RE4 came out after the first movie.

nope, laser room was in the first movie which came out before re4

I meant re4 was the first one that implemented that shit from the movie.
Please forgive me.

I wont.

>Hollywood needs more trans representation.
No
>Also Sue a cute.
True.

>Hollywood needs more trans representation.
Code Veronica movie now!

>look like young boys
>they're very girly

If you're into scene girls you're not only gay, you're also a pedo.

>boys
I wonder what country you live in where boys look like this.

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1 2 and 3 were completely fine, but after that it was just weird flashy 3D action movie

Literally nothing wrong with wanting to bang 14 year olds.

Notice you have yet to post their incredibly male looking bodies that have no curves whatsoever, pederast.

There's curvier ones. they just wore baggy clothes.

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True, they were bad, but more importantly than that they were successful.

Traps with small dicks are fucking worthless

> their incredibly male looking bodies
Seething tranny.

you gay

Sue "ow my butthole fell out" lighting

Scene girls are cute.
Trannies can't be cute, so it makes them mad.