>Adapts your PornHub history into a film

A man watches a lot of people have sex but he doesn't.

Post him.

He wouldn't do that
He'd rather just make a film about feet.

it's gonna be a revenge flick with lots of feet close-ups no matter what I've been watching. tarantonedeaf is a one-trick pony.

>A man watches a lot of people have sex but he doesn't.
So does he or doesn't he? Sounds more like a Shayamalan movie.

>tarantino
>film
pick uno

facesitting, mixed wrestling, facesitting, facesitting, pegging

aha, a fellow legalporno connoisseur, I presume.

A woman with very large breast implants and an excessive amount of plastic surgery forces men to worship her feet. Well, at least it wouldn't be too far out of his comfort zone.

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Shit you're right. A man calls black men 'niggers' but then invites them to sleep with is wife.

Anal

lots of amateur cam girls solo

based yellow bros

came here to post this

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Patrician taste and able to avoid cumbrain

Girls getting tricked into anal.

to be frank I only like it when they piss in the girl's ass or pussy. women drinking piss doesn't do anything for me.

Probably pretty close to the standard Tarantino flick.

Who else /xhamster/ here?

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Non stop ballbusting

>incest
>grannies
>gay
>tranny
>femdom
>facesitting
>ass licking

Am I the only burned out cumbrain here?

>What's the plot?
Probably something an annoying, no talent, insufferable, overrated hack that makes an endless stream of shit movies would come up with.

this with dirty talk, squirt, chubby and bbw

Main character goes on adventure to lick as many cute pale feet as he can

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I use incognito mode so I have no history

Keep telling yourself that

The plot is bailey jay megadoses on zinc and other cum increasing minerals for the biggest most awesome coom of them all on all the pretty girls with dicks

Hotkinkyjo gets her stomach blown out after trying to take a stallion up the ass, the camera crew have to figure out how to get her off of the horse which is still thrusting as she bleeds our

>pornhub
He should adapt my sadpanda favorites.

me running a breeding farm consisting of a random group of pregnant women, stuffing them with food and baby batter until they are absolutely filled to the brim, and they have massive, taut, heaving, pregnant bellies

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tickling and pov blowjobs with eye contact

it's all JAV debuts

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it's a chinese cartoon musical

time to move on coomer, /sxyprn/ is where it's at

blacked

its a girl calling her boyfriend while being fucked

Lots of straplezz action with xev bellringer

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Feet, feet and more feet. So a normal Quentin flick.

A love letter to the porn industry culminating in a school shooting by an incel.

he would love that.

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Im not about to google that

i've gotten to the point where literally the only porn I ever watch incest POV

asian girls getting impaled by huge penises

for me, its sfw solo feet joi (no blacks)

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>most mainstream category of porn
Lmao, you zoomer cuck

God I love Tara so much bros, no woman I will ever meet irl will be able to compare to her.

footjobs for 2 hours then a bloody shoot out

I'm more of a DA guy. The piss drinking is more of a nice bonus.

How would you adapt Beautiful Agony? That's the only porn I can get off to.

Woman pisses herself and being desperate all day. Tarantino makes all the actresses not wear shoes

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girls in glasses with my gf's build getting blacked while their boyfriends/husbands record.

>brazzer niggers started taking down videos.
i'm so sad about not downloading those stuff on time

Dunkey go to bed

Anri Okita biopic

Milf with heavy jugs patting my head and breastfeeding me and calling me a good boy for 4 hours.

>a bunch of shemales and dominant women raping me, sissifying me, raping me, pimping me out and raping me
With a movie like that QT might get on the right track again.

Rape

Stop being cumbrains

>people just posting what genres they watch
>doesn't actually write a tarantino style plot about it

STOP WITH THE FUCKING PORN THREADS THESE KEKS ARE RETARDED

Giantess older sister feet.

user slowly progrsses from vanilla to facefucking to footjobs to femdom to hardcore ballbusting and cbt to trannies to interracial to interracial cuckolding.

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A man tries to impregnate all of his 1488 sisters

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that's probably one of the most boring progressions of porn addiction

What are some alternative progressions into degeneracy?

t. Retard who thinks he's kinky because he watches pegging videos every now and then

how fucking retarded do you have to be to end up at interracial? that's like one of the first "kinks" that you quickly get over than move on to better things

Probably because i wasnt much earlier than 2001.
Interracial was an obscure genere in my teens.

*Was born much earlier than

spring thomas?
blacks on blondes?'

admit you're just a retard

t. Zoomer

Blacks on Blondes wasnt even around in my teens. Gtfo you underage retard.

Tons of fat women eating, burping, gorging, navel play, jiggling, facesitting, etc

2 hours and 40 minutes of women in latex making out with each other

>50 yo indian who just got the internet

lmao kys

you are either baiting or an absolute retard
blacks on blondes, "dogfart" and spring thomas were around and popular when i was a teen and i'm in my mid 30s.

>popular

Only in America

We Fuck Round And Brown Black Bunny Valley Girls 6: This Time It's Teenier

Derivative and stolen from superior movies.

A tale of a Japanese wife who can't stop cheating on her husband

this
sadly

facesitting , blowjobs , BDSM (both male and femdom)

>grannies
damn

The desperate search for a verified actress who massages the balls while sucking and is not oralandie or stephanie lynn.
Pls help me

starring Saki Ootsuka plz

>Large dicked black men fuck white women
>Jews push for normalised interracial relationships
>The white heros girlfriend, sister, mother and all female friends eventually fuck and become slaves to black cock
>Main character himself is seduced by the power of the BBC and becomes a sissy slave who lives on black cum for nutrition
>There is a tiny resistance of white people struggling to survive in the frozen norths
>In the final act the resistance is completely destroyed when their women betray them for the superior black seed
>Film ends with the last living white woman (played by Emma Stone) on earth crying with a mix of sadness and ecstasy as a humongous black cock (played by Louis Smalls of BLACKED.com) cums inside her, confirming the pregnancy
BLACKED: The White Genocide
The 10th and Final Film by Quentin Tarantino
2 hour standing ovation at Cannes and sweeps the Oscars, highest grossing movie of all time

A man swaps bodies with all the women he couldn’t hope to have sex with. He slowly forgets who he really is after countless swaps with women. He tries to swap back into his body but finds out that a woman who had hit rock bottom is having the time of her life in the protagonist’s body. That’s about all I can think I am gonna go fap now

It'll probably star 15 year old chubby boys with small cocks

>Anal
This sadly. I don't even like anal in my personal life. It's so goddamned overrated but for whatever reason I'm only interested in porn where the girl gets assfucked.

2 hour black gangbang.
Girl here btw.

more like cuck (male)

Pic related

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t.ahmed

you're missing out. it's totally legit. take my word for it. i'm not a degenerate bastard so you can trust me

guys, here me out

why not make a porn with the same budget, production value and acting as a regular movie? I really hate when the acting in porn is so bland and wooden, like Crystal do really want that fist in your ass? I know youre saying it, but I dont feel it. Or the set design is clearly somebody living room or any place with a couch. The lighting is shit, the wardrobe is wal mart teir, and so on
Npw Imagine some quality in the set design, story and performance. Give the entire plot like 45 minutes to an hour. Dont jump right into the sex in the first few seconds either, let the story build and youre being teased as it goes on. Its almost like when youre watching a regular tv show and the characters do something catering to your fetish, or when you hear your favorite song on the radio. You werent expecting it, so now youre enjoying the surprise a lot more

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>history
>not using a private browser

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>woman

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a heist movie starring bruce and morgan

pornhub.com/model/bruceandmorgan

Cucks say girls getting fucked. I say girls doing solo and lesbian scenes with chainsaw dildos.

Because you don’t have to. Look at chaturbate. No budget and bitches are making money.

Cuckolding and feet so basically he already has.

puretaboo was kinda doing stuff like that (mainly integrating the dialog and the roleplay during the sex part ) but they are starting to drop in quality