Capeshit

Why does anybody watch this? Like actually. I don't get it. I haven't liked this sort of thing since I was ten.

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The market has been starved for action movies for years. If you just want something with explosions and fighting, capeshit is the best you'll get. All the other movies are usually just pretentious garbage.

Because there's nothing fucking on and reality is bad.

The new narrative is the meta-narrative. You don't need to connect your movies through a common storyline, you don't even need to develop your characters on screen. Imply, don't show. Assume, don't tell. In this way you involve the audience in the movie-making process. Drop a line implying a character relationship; leave it at that and your audience will fill the space with imagination and discussion all their own. Invent motivations for your characters that weren't set up in previous movies, and don't worry about inconsistent characterization. Your audience will appreciate that your characters are deeper than the movies portray. The movies themselves are unimportant fluff; it's what happens between them that matters.

serious reply:
1. marvel/disney reinvented capeshit where they're more humanized so it brings them closer to the audience
gods like thor playing fortnite, getting PTSD and the beergut is something the masses can identify with
2. it's pure fanservice using the latest CGI technology and huge visual budgets
the final endgame fight sequence which featured the entire marvel cast must have cost several millions to make, and they shit that out in a year
the sheer amount of manpower and hours put into that is unfathomable

Do you want a maturity medal or something?

I want movies worth watching.

I want those too for you. So you stop shit posting like a spastic adhd zoomer faggot.

>I haven't liked this sort of thing since I was ten.
Was that when your dad started molesting you?

Capeshit is trash, I'd be hard pressed to remember a movie with more plotholes than Endgame

>why do people like things I don't like?
smooooooooth brain

Weaponized escapism.

What i dont understand: why the fuck do normies who have partners and sex and a good life watch this shit?

Threadly reminder that Hasbro has shifted to Turbo, I mean, Jasonshilling.

Jason: New hotness.
Tommy: Old and busted.

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Because they have partners and sex and a good life

>humanized
kek. Imagine believing this.

half the dialogue in the entire marvel movies is them alluding to real life shit or memeing
like the hammer in the elevator
or in ultron when black widow and hawkeye were driving in that audi and they were talking about a backyard extension while saving dudes
dr strange and wong talking about their favorite subs in infinity war

Based.

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>gods like thor playing fortnite, getting PTSD and the beergut is something the masses can identify with
wow he's just like me

maybe

>1. marvel/disney reinvented capeshit where they're more humanized so it brings them closer to the audience
They've done the exact opposite.

Better get writing then faggot

>smooth brain retard who only liked the sharky parts of jaws but thought it was boring most of the time.

Please just fuck off. You are pure shit, a low IQ NPC who deserves life long poverty. Don't even attempt to converse about movies plep.

Power fantasies and arrested development of an entire generation

Who are you quoting?

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That's awesome based. When do we get the rivalry started again between Jason and Tommy?

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well, you may not necessarily play fortnite but everyone being ashamed of you is something you probably go through everyday

>Why does anybody watch this?
>I haven't liked this sort of thing since I was ten.
You're so, so very close to getting it, user. Look this over and think very carefully, I think you have the brainpower to find your answer.

people with superpowers beating shit out of each other is the epitome of fun. If you hate superheroes, you hate fun.

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Because people are retarded

replication of both the aesthetics and ideology of the dominant culture makes people feel safe. they don't offer anything new formally and the story of supernaturally powerful elites killing aliens who threaten the status quo assuages both liberal's sublimated fear of the other and conservative's explicit fear of it. throw in the complete dissolving of minorities into the monoculture and you've got something that makes absolutely nobody worry about anything