I'm archiving everything Coomer related on KF for you faggots, you'd better appreciate me for it

I know you guys like to mock these guys (haha creepy incels with their creepy hobbies). But the reality is, these guys and their “creepy hobby” is what is keeping the porn industry ALIVE! The adult stars YOU fap to FOR FREE are paid by these guys. The production companies, crew, performers, their only source of revenue is these guys with their “creepy hobby.” The worlds sexual appetites are held on these guys shoulders and yet “fuck those creeps” right? How hypocritical of you fucking losers who jerk off all day to make fun of the guys subsidizing such a major part of your life! You think your superior because of an unflattering picture of a guy at a con?? When you’re probably jerking off to cuck porn RIGHT NOW! Yeah okay these guys are “creeps” haha but yeah fuck you, being mean spirited and feeling superior is bullshit especially coming from you folks. These guys, for all their creepiness (creepiness they at least embrace like a badge of honor) these guys provide value to society, fund an industry HUMANITY uses, and enjoy their lives. Which is more I can say about any of the ducking assholes who make fun of them. I’m sick to death of this shit. But yeah haha creepy weirdos amirite?

Exactly, faggot OP is claiming on kiwifarms that cum man is writing those which he isn't

forced meme; not funny.

this is the greatest thing to happen to Yea Forums in a long time and the mods are constantly stomping out the threads, what is wrong with them? Trannies and blacked threads are the cancer, coomer is the chemo.

the final cringe

Cause its doxxing
This guy should be allowed to beat his dick in peace

He has a pornhub account of the same name and an insta which I think is also the same name.

He works at target which is where he gets his 10% fleshlight collection, presumably as his co-workers try to avoid him.

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>this is the greatest thing to happen to Yea Forums in a long time and the mods
Is this what redditors that joined Yea Forums because of bane cancer and star wars 7 actually believe?

doxxing? This negro has a larger electronic footprint than pewdiepie

Thread music

youtube.com/watch?v=0wdRQW8WmVI

cringe and nothingpilled

how is sharing someone's public social media profile doxing?

So do most of you posting at him, but posting thats considered doxing

Found this on OP's link
youtu.be/S9rON5oymhc

coomers are the ones telling you no-fap is a meme

they want you to end up like this, they want the younger anons to share their misery

don't take their crap, bin that fap

>anons get together to ruin someones life
Yeah I'm thinking we're back

>kiwifarms

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Is this what Nietzsche meant when he talked about starting into the abyss?

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>they want you to end up like this
Like a man that enjoys his hobbies and lives to the fullest and who doesn‘t care what others think about him?
Sounds based to me.

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jesus christ

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Nietzche said science and logical positivism would fix society. He was a fucking retard

mobile.twitter.com/jayman079

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Dude looks like a complete burnout

This guy doesn‘t give a shit anyway.
While fat virgin autists shit on this guy he actually is out there touching his pornfus tits and asses.

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>Yea Forums-cels now know where he works
ohnnononono

>phoneposting tranny

>when the coom drops

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I am Jason M Coomer

Wow.

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The coom meme has actually made me fap less. Just looking at this guy and what he writes just gives me this weird sort of superficial, plastically and unhealthy feeling after I coom. I’m going to limit it to twice a week

>why yes I am going to coom later

>Yea Forums finds out where he works
>hit him up for the 10% fleshlight deal

He also has a kid apparently. A photo of which is on his Instagram along with a COOOMING reply from one industrious user.

later that night

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Jesus christ.

Absolutely glorious.

Woman clearly love him.
>has the slayer eyes and chad facial features
>bald and doesn‘t give a fuck
>has a clean diet and works out regulary
>keeps his dick trained for his pornfus
>dresses well
>has money
>has the balls to visit a porn convention
>has the balls to shitpost with his face and name on the internet

He is oozing with confidence and woman love him.
Angry nofap autists will never bring him down but it is funny how they project themselves on this guy even tho he is nothing like them.

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Its made me stop porn for a while, my tastes have been increasing and apprently if you stop for a while you can go back to enjoying nude pictures instead of going through 20 tabs and a 2 hrs search

I think everyone can see how they could end up like that guy

>kiwifarms

kill yourself OP

Friendly reminder that he has cancer and is living the last extents of his life and is just trying to have some fun. And that kid is his nephew, not son.

Is he having an allergic reaction

That video made me cry laughing.

Now do one to this music.
youtube.com/watch?v=w1u-SP4RjPU

>KF
Were you on the list when the site was compromised?

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>Um no sir, I don't believe we've met. What do you mean I look familiar?

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cooming till his last day, the plan was never different

What type of cancer?

>Coomer Robert
>Coombert

Source for the cancer? I assumed the hospital pics were from coom enlargement therapy.

It's his nephew.

What a chad
>is about to die but still cooms and fucks fleshlights with the force of thousands suns

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this is sad he looks like he could have been someone elses das, makes me wonder what could make a man him give up this much

>anime avatarfag is still posting
im watching you boy

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am i the only one who still finds riley reid hot?

Proof about the cancer?

That was truly beautiful.
I cried.

Holy based

err...you didn't touch is did you?

I only just got over the fact robert was black and he wasn't a sex crazed maniac

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yeah he doesn't deserve a firing let him like his porn in peace you assholes

>URR would you like co..butter

Yes. They think that "COOOOM LOL" is the epitome of Yea Forums Even sneed is better for fucks sake

Underage wojakposters are fucking scum

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>look up his twitter
>scroll down
>he's a libtard
>retweets avengers, rick and morty and tbbt
Is it a shock?

But...But...he's done nothing wrong?

>121025668
Don't believe this attention whore, the hospital pics were from a hernia operation.

HERE COMES A BIG COOOM
youtube.com/watch?v=iYQK5g0MNYQ

>liberal
>being shocked he’s an absolute slave to material desire when his whole ideology is based around that

the coom meme is cringe but this guy is a goldmine

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No he didn't. If anything you can blame him for phenomenology which has spawned most of feminist philosophy and post-modernism. Both are pretty divorced from anything the analytic tradition has done.

Let me get this straight, OP, your infatuation with the Coom dude became so intense that you made a Kiwi account to keep tabs on him? Do you plan on marrying the dude? Do you want him to splooge his coom in you rather than on a computer screen? LMAO

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I think she is still cute
Shes starting to hit the wall tho

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read the antichrist and the gay science

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This being left up means the mods now officially support doxing
keep your eyes on the catalog boys
we taking out shitwood and his tumblr jannys

Kek

What a champ, you can tell she hated every word she typed but she had to do it for him.

do you think he'll respond?

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A reverse image search is not doxing.

>Dude looks like a complete burnout

if anything he looks like he has cokey eyes. Which would jibe with going to a porn convention in Vegas.

No, she's a babe. And her personality is great which makes her even more attractive.

fuck off cringelord

>doesn't get any better

>20 s
Hi Ethan

Did you ever consider you're talking to a liberal? That's why he doesn't know what doxing is.

I hope he gets a lot of porn ass as a result.

this why so many trannies on here are asspained. Coomer is the ultimate realization of 'woke' leftism. All he does is coomsume. He gets his ideology, his set of morals, his aesthetic values from the corporate/government structure. He places no restrictions on his impulses. His life is devoted to consuming product and his worldview has been molded by the status quo to make him a more efficient consumer.

>Pornstars there promote their image through fan "connection" love him
FTFY

This guy should ask her out. She responds to his tweets often.

My face is red and I've cried tears of laughter. Thank you for this.

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F

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Guy has the chad eyes, shouldn‘t be a problem for him getting laid.
You on the other hand...

>not having multiple fake twitter account with real sounding names to harass random e-celebs
Pathetic

>Kiwifags consider Spazkid some moron who talks about Chris Chan on YT when he made the Sonichu animated series, and is friends with Liquid
Site is full of really dumb newfags.

>chad eyes
incels.wiki/w/Canthal_tilt
Found the literal incel

Get him the starring role in Meme Lover 3.

He still has his eyebrows there. I wonder if hes doing chemo or something

HAHAH EPIC FUNNY VIDEO MADE FOR REDDIT

holy shit

That man is pretty damn redpilled

>see also list of aesthetics
No wonder you're incels, what a bunch of fucking autists analyzing every bit of the human face.

>incels.wiki
this is some bad cringe, and I've had sex

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ywn go to the AVN expo and tear it up with your fellow porn-chads.

Why live?

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If you guys could go to one industry/trade show convention, which one would it be?

Eurobike? AVN? North American International Auto Show? e3? SHOT SHOW? Milan Fashion Week?

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An Asian is behind this thread

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Church.

who the fuck are these faggots and why do they pretend to come here?

Someone actually puts in effort and makes a video
>OMG IMAGINE ACTUALLY TRYING AT SOMETHING THAT'S FUCKING CRINGE BRO
It's like you're still in middle school, faggot

Your discount, m’lady?

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Did you coom?

Honestly the guy is probably autistic

me on the right

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Coomermania
Think less but see it grow
Like a riot like riot oh
Not easily offended

kino

why is this witchhunt allowed here?

the absolute mad lad.

>see this guy selling icecream in your neighbor hood

What do you do?

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>Links to incel.wiki
No. I found the literal incel. Fucking cringe

sorry I should have kept listening
HAHAH EPIC FUNNY VIDEO MADE BY ZOOMER HUMOR* FOR REDDIT

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I laughed more at Coomer.mp4 than anything else in the last few months

Your *oomer posters. Underage and can't make any original content other than recoloring a wojak and adding a text box next to it.

It's not a witch hunt, it's a cult of admiration.

Get em' wheels!

Just because you're a fat depressed boomer doesn't mean you have try to bring everyone down to your level of pathetic. Grow the fuck up and get off the internet gramps, maybe try to do something with your life.

What the flying nun do you mean?
Jason M Coomer for president!

He didn't coom so good

>He gets his ideology, his set of morals, his aesthetic values from the corporate/government structure. He places no restrictions on his impulses. His life is devoted to consuming product and his worldview has been molded by the status quo to make him a more efficient consumer.

This is a problem with most leftists vs 20 years ago. I don't know what happened with all the old school anti-consumerist adbuster types. Maybe they all became Libertarians? Because it isn't like the GOP has embraced those people.

It's weird in times of plenty we had lots of people telling you to fuck ads and stop buying things. In times of less like today people are more obsessed with status objects.

11\10

Honestly I could see myself getting behind pooper

>post link about how saying shit like "he has the chad eyes, he gets laid" is incel attack
>no u are the real incel
Stop fapping, it's rotting your brain

>ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS LOUD HAHA

Any coomer movies?

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have you ever been to /f/? this stuff has been on Yea Forums since its inception

We need to get an interview or something with him

Politics, religion, personal experience on the deepest level has been commodified for your average normie. They can’t think any other way.

oh boy I didn't even know there was comments yet
>all Yea Forums drones
lmao
EVERY SINGLE TIME

should have ended with....."well, time for a nap"

What witchhunt? We're just fascinated and amused by this man's shameless porn hobby.

Yikes OP, is Coomer your waifu or something?

shut the fuck up zoomers, make some OC that isn't a slideshow. and get out of high school while you're at it.

what did he mean by this?

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Seriously, he has the chad eyes.

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>Pretends he isn't an incel for reading an incel wiki and buying into maxlookism
Please say you're joking.

America is doomed.

This is a good thing though
it means we can go after the zoomers spamming this trash too

LIFE IS COOM

Based and coompilled

Jesus Christ, on second thought just get the rope, you'll always be sad and frustrated. Might as well get it over with.

>zoomer
imagine thinking you're above them while using their retarded lingo

Hey, who's the faggot bullying coomerman on Twitter? Fuck you faggot

>This is a problem with most leftists vs 20 years ago. I don't know what happened with all the old school anti-consumerist adbuster types. Maybe they all became Libertarians? Because it isn't like the GOP has embraced those people.

The old school types started dropping out of politics after Mondale, when it became decidedly clear what was going to happen. Most just became left leaning centrists if they still care. Any "classical" liberal that's still a democrat is just scheming for money.

So attack the faggot.

>every new word in a sentence capitalized
really makes you think. kill yourself, zoomer doomer what ever shit faggot buzzword you wanna make up

please stop tweeting at him, i don't want him to delete everything

Nofap retards are trying to attack pornography from all sides.
They try to shame this guy for loving it (it wont work lol he has no shame)

*coomed

Who is she?

And that's why we can't have nice things.

i already spoke an unknown language with "OC" i gotta translate into autism speak somehow

c-umbrains very triggered over this meme LMAO

I know you secretly love it ;)

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Virgin nofap autists vs Chad Coomer

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I believe it is destiny for this man to marry a pornstar. How do we help him achieve it bros?

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE COOM AND HOW YOU PLAY IT
ALL ABOUT COOM AND IF YOU CAN TAKE IT
ALL ABOUT YOUR COOM AND IF YOU CAN PAY IT
ITS ALL ABOUT COOM AND WHO'S GONNA MAKE IT

I AM THE COOM YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY ME
I AM COOM, NO WAY YOU CAN CHANGE ME
I AM HEAVY COOM AND I KNOW YOU PAY ME
I AM THE COOM AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T TAKE ME

yes, keep posting wojaks! originality Is dead! hurrah!

WE'RE WATCHING YOU, BOY

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>Nofap shills sell not jerking off as a miracle technique that will cure everything, including autism, and make you as cool as Chad!
>They're still bitter miserable assholes
Kek, who knew not jerking off doesn't change shit.

This is his pornfu

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AHAHAHA Fucking hell

>phoneposters are retarded
woah

Masturbation is only acceptable for girls

Based Motorcoom poster

>he has no shame
that's one of the potential consequences of making porn a part of your life, isn't it? He is completely driven by his instincts, like an animal. He's as exploited and shameless as the porn whores he worships.

COOM ON YOU
COOM ON YOU
COOM ON YOU
COOM ON YOU
COOM ON YOU
COOM ON YOU

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I don't think that's possible. He's already on a first-name basis with many porn stars and hangs out with them, he can't get any closer without trying to initiate something himself.

Romi is the one he should go after, though.

They are mad because he goes against their logic.
They think anyone who loves porn is glued to a screen and has zero chances with real woman.
This guy watches porn AND fucks.
After reviewing his twitter I think the random pop culture shit is to distract that the account only exists to contact his pornfu.
The man is in love.

Jannies aren't deleting these threads because they enjoy the meme

>Nofap shill is a miserable, bitter asshole
Thanks for proving my point, sport.

We are all literal porn watching cucks but none us have been unfortunate enough to get our picture taken for it.

COPE, phoneposter. thanks for proving my point you stupid faggot cunt.

Thats exactly what woman find attractive in a man.
He is a chad eyed animal and they know he has the stamina they need.
I guarantee you this guy could easily fuck your mother.

No it's because they know it's underage zoomzooms behind it and after the whole alita fiasco we know the Yea Forums ones are genuine pedos
without a doubt they're looking for new victims

>only NoFap people think porn addiction is bad

>Asian
I think this is their response to the Brad Pittu memes

What's in the bags?

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Seething

based Asians giving everyone a cooming time.

what do you even do at a porn convention

Thanks for this. I think this is going to give me the motivation I need to No Fap and change my life.

>guy has a job
>has money
>has plenty of hobbys he enjoys
>loves going to conventions that interest him
>meets his favorite pornstars
>grabs asses and tits with his bug confident hands
>doesn‘t care about your opinion just enjoys his life

Yet despite the porn ‚addiction‘ he lives a better life than 99.99% of nofap incels here who never touch their dicks.

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use more buzzwords. realize this site isn't for you. go do your fucking homework instead.

Get autographs, touch boobies if you're lucky. Talk about your favorite fuck scenes

This. There's chemistry there, she seems interested.

>marry
that doesn't end well usually
i.4cdn.org/gif/1568253738775.webm

You'll be back

coom

>lookin' back on the track for a little green bag

yeah but these guys dont get laid. They just pay to wiff these bitches pants. It's disgusting.

wait in line with gooks, apparently.

wish that were me.

>bug confident hands

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seems comfy, I want to go to one now after seeing how much fun the coomer man is having

Seething no fap shill.

hitler liked his life too

>not knowing jill kassidy
weak coomer

I never thought after first seeing this image months ago I would one day admire based jayman.

i am a coomer, just not a 3D coomer

until he didn't

she never did interracial. probably why he loves her.

Try to touch the girls you wank to, get autographs, and see if they are offering their escort services later that night. Basically the same shit as comic con but sex instead of buying action figures and sitting through Marvel movie panels.

you really are retarded. nobody mentioned nofap or some stupid bullshit. you're just a fucking 13 year old who replys to everything with buzzwords like seethe cause this is your first time here.

Pretty sure this guy can easily get laid.
Most pornstars also escort.
He unironically has more sex than the nofap incel retards
Fucking hilarious
>butbutporn is bad!!!
Turns out its not this guy is living proof

Coombrain please stop with the cope. You're burning your brain out early man.

>Yea Forums contrarians have actually convinced themselves that this ugly loser is now a chad

LMAO, imagine letting internet culture affect your brain this much.

Where's the dox, retard? Also most "dox" info comes from public social media profiles.

Jealous nofap cuck detected
Hows the cancerous blueballs doing man?
When was the last time you touched as many tits in a day as this guy?

Stage IV coomcer

>you're just a fucking 13 year old who replys to everything with buzzwords like seethe cause this is your first time here.
>Screams COPE
Seething 13 year old

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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>desperate
>ugly
>no family to be seen
living proof of porn being good bros

Amazing isn't it?
One minute the he is perceived as the antithesis of everything that is good and holy... until you take a look at his life and he's living his dream.
Subverted my expectation.

So does all of yours yet you beg for the mods to come save you

>from some humans
xeno scum are brainwashing our pure godfearing men and turning them into brainless coomers

More than one person finds your habits disgusting.

seethe. gotta speak to you jews somehow.

99% percent of Yea Forums.

Coom more

find asian louis theroux far more interesting

He is more chad than the incels that bully him.

In no way is this guy ugly.
>works out
>eats healthy
Hes bald but nobody cares about that because he is already in the top 10%.
Also like said by others slayer eyes.

A lot of assumptions you boldly make

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Why are his pupils constricted all the time? That's why his stare is so soul-piercing.

Are normal looking people.

>tfw just came and rid myself of the cum in my brain for another little while
How do I fully btfo my dick taking over my brain bros?

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Why does he post all those pictures online?
For what purpose?

He got a knee injury you woman.

Read the reply chain very slowly again and you'll see me, and were talking about nofappers. Kek, I thought not jerking off gave you a big ol' brain.

don't be this. motivate yourself.

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Chemically castrate yourself.

If you think this guy is not ugly, I must be Brad fucking Pitt

>comments are seething cumbrains
>trending page below them is softcore porn of bowsette, 2b, pokemon, and furshit
Clearly struck a nerve, Yea Forumseddit mad.

it doesn't matter how the guy looks

every man can fall for the blacked coomer meme. pic related for example. true geordie is a big guy yet wants is into weird shit.

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No a man that does nothing but sits behind his computer and waste his time and money buying rubber vaginas to cum into of women he will never bang.

Who is she?

*oomer is Yea Forumseddit, dipshit.

But he bangs them and fucks their rubber pussys for comparsion.
Nofap incels are the sexless freaks here:
>spend their entire energy on spammig nofap shit
>dont have sex
>are trying to drag others down in their crabbucket

>true geordie
Who?

>jews
yes goyim! Don't stroke your circumcised dick! Buy these self-help books on this new thing called nofap. I'm the editor on all of them, but pay no mind to that! It's Dr. Noseberg approved!

Someone give me a quick rundown on this new meme shit, I don't understand any of it.

>have a wank
>"IM GONNA .....IM GONNA" stuck in my head
thanks a lot you have ruined wanking

>he says, about the predominantly owned by jews medium

Yea he clearly has plenty of choices in potential mates that's why his spending money on plastic pussies to cum into and tweeting the porn stars about it...

That one based asian in the wheelchair who only removes his gloves to masturbate.

newfags just found the OP image which is a year old and now think it's an epic new meme

He is not ugly and actually very attractive it is also not what I think but what woman think.
Showed his pictures to 3 different woman and all said hes hot.

>not knowing Adriana Chechik

weak coomer

Which pornstars reply to him? I’ve only noticed Britney Amber and Romi Rain. Adriana Chechik, Madison Ivy, and Nicole Aniston usually respond to everyone who poses with them, but even they don’t reply to him.

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There will always be dumb whores willing to get naked on the internet and dumb asses like you willing to fund their whore lifestyles. I'm watching this bitch for free on my Samsung tv while some beta cuck sends his life savings to her.

Coom or die, nigger

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That's patrician. Do you think he's actually done cuck stuff?

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>hurr you cant enjoy toys if u have sex
Dumb low t virgin

FINISH WITH MY PORNFU CAUSE SHE COULDN'T HELP ME WITH MY MIND
PEOPLE THINK I'M INSANE BECAUSE I AM COOMING ALL THE TIME

ALL I DAY LONG I THINK OF PORN BUT NOTHING SEEMS TO SATISFY
THINK I'LL LOSE MY MIND IF I DON'T FIND SOME WAY TO COOM TONIGHT

CAN YOU HELP ME
OCCUPY MY DICK
OHH YEAHH

youtube.com/watch?v=14oGiVuwOOk

typical Yea Forums fag

He was the one who chose to go to a BLACKED convention in public.

Are you gay by chance? Gays normally have no standards...

They got so butthurt that the mods stepped in to filter them on that board exclusively.

coomer
>single
>has to pay to hang out with porn girls
>they try to forget him immediately

Alvin “its_that_1_guy”
>married
>pornstars buy him free trips to Disneyland/world
>all the girls consider him their best friend
BASED ALVIN

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Nicole Aniston likes her men young. She's a pedo.

>showed his picture to three women
>three women
>women
Okay buddy.

AAAAH I WANNA MARRY A PORN STAR
Real woomen hold zero value. I need a girl who can sexually dominate me.

Why is this doxing thread still up?

Having standards for men is gay

>someone makes an anti-porn picture about how fapping to porn too much ruins your brain
>porn addicts get mad
>memers come up with the coomer shit to reflect this
>people remember that weird picture of the creepy blackedraw dude
>put 2 and 2 together
>porn addicts get even more asshurt like the burnout ITT
That's where we're at now. Pretty sure the burnout is some dude that actually works in porn, because no one gives this much of a shit about a dumbass meme

>doxxing
Fuck off newfag. Learn to spell it correctly at least.

This guy has the slayer eyes and a chad face structure.
He isn‘t a manlet, he is confident and has plenty of pictures of him grabbing famous asses.
This guy can easily score 9/10 and above.

>I REGRET NOT HAVING COOMED MORE!!!!!!!

>Autists from kiwifarms try to expose Jay and ruin his life
>Ends up gaining attention from porn production companies and they hire him for events and movie cameo appearances thanks to the meme exposure
>Pornstars and IG thots end up fucking him for the clout and he doesn't have to pay a single dime for it

There's no way he'll lose from this

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adriana is dog ugly

Just we're clear when this archives and then is linked to hiro and the mods delete it as damage control from the archive
archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/deleted/deleted/type/op/
MULTIPLE ON-TOPIC THREADS HAVE BEEN DELETED SINCE OP WAS MADE

>I'm hopping on a plane tomorrow

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2d coomers, 3d coomers, we are all coomers. Coomers must not fight each other. The nofaps and normalfags constantly try to oppress us. Join or die.

Fuck I hope that happens.
Based Jay
I‘d buy him a beer

Nofap faggots should just cage their dicks.

why do they all have disgusting skin? Do they just drink, smoke and drug every spare minute they're not getting plowed by nogs?

I genuinely want this.

I hope the guy on the right doesn't wear what I think....

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And leave the internet forever.
But they won‘t because they have nothing better to do but to whine around all day about other mens dicks.

Where the fuck are this dudes eyebrows?

youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U
thread theme

>no one in the comments calling him a faggot cuck

thank you for at least going into detail, it's hard to keep up with all this retarded shit.

Because they are all pushing 30 and you usually only see them under heavily controlled conditions.

Has she been blacked?

KEK

He’s already ruined his own life. There’s really nothing we can do.

Does anyone know anything about that new “lilhumpers” website? It looks like a Brazzers rip off site that only uses manlets like Jordi as male stars, and while they claim to have been around for months, they had no internet presemce whatsoever until two days ago and their scenes are unfindable.

She just did an interview with mylf.com in which she talks about how she feels older women should date younger men “to teach them” lol
She just can’t stop.

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his fans are weirdos

No

>nofap
>these cucks are clearly fapping when Tyrone is pounding their gfs

nope. she hasn't done a single interracial scene in over 200 porn videos.

Jay aka The Coomer has patrician taste in woman

Can someone give me a thorough rundown on Coomer? I want to know everything.

>Tfw I edge for five hours every couple days
How do I stop bros?

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Mod/janitor dox: archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/106347799

Mod/janitor dox: archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/106347799

Mod/janitor dox: archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/106347799

Mod/janitor dox: archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/106347799

Nofap retards try to bully a man for enjoying his life thats all there is to it, for that they attach him to a forced meme

Pretty sure just Romi and Britney. They both want his coom and he's too oblivious and obsessed with Alix Lynx to realize it.

t. burnouts

She'll get blacked sooner or later. All white women eventually succumb to bbc

Comfy morning UK posting while the discord trannies and discord jannies take their US naptime.

you really think people care

doxing a janny

vs

making fun of some funny guy

the choice is obvious...

Just look at what a trainwreck this guy is and ask yourself if you want to become that.

>b-but he's definitely fucking these porn stars! you're just jealous

Zero evidence of that. As a matter of fact, judging by how clingy he on Twitter, I'd say he's a beta orbiter.

This is illegal in the UK you know?

the fucking ugly porn fans is a genre in porn. they might actually do this if guy ends up becoming a big meme.

american neet hours are 1-4 am
there are only like 10 uk anons and they all go to /pol/

lmao that burping

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I'm like the coomer, I've given up caring.

This man belongs in jail. Unfortunately, Florida (or wherever he lives) will have to wait until he actually violates someone to commit him. What a flawed system we have. This is a seriously unhinged individual.

Why would anyone believe this?

she's probably waiting for the biggest dollar lansky can offer her. some women do this in the industry.

Good to know
I will be forwarding this thread and your post to the NCA

I hope it does

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>Just look at what a trainwreck this guy is and ask yourself if you want to become that.
Would probably be better then my current self tbqh

Is it really a dox if he's the one posting all his information to the public?

No but I genuinely think I would feel pretty disgusted touching her

I know you're a newfag, but its from when moot got his trip hacked and a janitor leaked years for of IRC logs

you actually posted a girl that did that

she waited until lansky paid her top dollar for blacked scenes.

Who is this???

do you think he fucks?

>the lad from Paddington is a janny
gonna doubt this one
hilarious if true

No, he coooms

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with the insanely low level of shame he has, i'm sure he's fucked a few and coomed in their wombs.

nofappers can go to hell. I'm going to coom every day for the rest of my glorious life.

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Nicole seems pretty based, believes in aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything.

He is an e-celeb like it or not.

It's about fucking time porn addicts on Yea Forums got BTFO

Easy explanation. Chechik, Madison Ivy, and Nicole Aniston are considered top tier pron stars. They are famous. The 3 that reply to the coomer are literal whos

Sexiest whore in porn

Joke's on you, I fap to based hentai manga.

Can some user post the fake tweet where she talks about 13 year old boys kek

>this thread
youtube.com/watch?v=jgr1I7CdMeY

Nicole, Madison, and Adriana usually reply to everyone but him. Also, Britney and esprcially Romi are not literally who’s, Romi even won Brazzers House IIRC.

>this guy doesn't even mention Veronica Avluv

Fake coomer

That tweet is still there

kekek

as long as this made someone laugh, i'm happy

>wanting to fap to a homewrecker

See

Put a fleshlight on the register belt.

I'd eat her ass all day and let her cuck me with niggers. She's fucking adorable.

makeup

What does whore pussy smell like, anons?

Found jayman

Best case: nothing
Worst case: rotten fish

I hope so. I hope it ends with him getting to fuck his dream girls, Romi Rain and Alix Lynx. It would be inspirational to us all and a source of hope that we're all going to get the women of our dreams if we believe hard enough.

who is she??

Ok I keep seeing him on Yea Forums is the meme itself him just looking goofy? Why is he a meme?

he's the ultimate porn addict

Kenzie Reeves

The combination of stage makeup and lighting is terrible for the skin.

Im drunk lmao