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nigger
Single ticket to the joker please.
no thanks, popcorn gets stuck in my teeth
This is my favorite reddit meme
>Mr. user I just came back from the cardiologist, he gave m some news...
You are a stupid nigger Robert
Smile boy
>I saw you at that other theater establishment, sir.
Hey Robert! Why are you so different today? Did something happen?
can I get some skittles too? thank you robert
yep im thinking this a ban
based
>I know about your Netflix subscription, sir.
define racism, your honor
Robert...look, I only say on Yea Forums so I can be edgy and impress my friends. You know I'm not like that Robert!. Robert? ROBERT!!!
Put the popcorn in the bag, Robert.
it just slipped robert, i didn't mean anything by it. I think black people have contributed significantly to the human race in the last 2000 years.
I mean there's basketball and ....
I'm gonna call you Trevor and you'll only refer to Trevor. Trevor, can I get the crab legs?
How'd you find my post history, Robert?
>Hello Roberto, my friend. One ticket to Brittany Runs a Marathon.
>Thanks big guy. I hope the PD bail those Joker fags.
kek
Impressive, very nice
i've been sentenced to the popcorn mines haven't i robert...
Holy BASED
Robert please, I'm sorry I used the "N" word out loud. I was under stress
Checked
I mean... those statistics were from 2013... maybe things have changed!
I just want black guys to think I'm cool so badly
fuck niggers
Hi Robert. Whew things are sorta back to normal.
Things got outta hand there for a while.
Can I have the usual?
Shootin' up a movie theater? That's a death sentence, incel
meant for
Oh God here we go again.
HE DID IT GUYS
HE POSTED THE FROG AGAIN
The one weakness
The Achilles heel
The coup de grace
It's fun down here, don't worry!
>Yeah... that's right, Robert. Paroled on good behavior. But you don't look all that happy to see me. I was hoping to catch up, maybe talk about something that's been nagging at me for the past couple of years behind bars.
>I mean I just find it odd is all, Robert. Kinoplex has a strict No Singles policy and yet you let me slide that night.
>Even gave me some extra buttery popcorn. New recipe? It's got quite the kick. Kicks so hard it might just put you out for 2 hours.
>And boy, when you come back out of that buttery high you just might find yourself ankle deep in blood with a smoking rifle in hand.
>Who else could they blame? The evidence was all there. Single, white male. One and done, lock him up and throw away the key! Hell, it was so convincing even I almost believed I did it. But I took a whiff of it, Robert. The trigger on that rifle. Just before they hauled me away. You know what I smelled, Robert? Crab. Funny thing is I didn't order any crab legs that night. Nobody did. I mean it's a mystery to me so I was hoping you could help me out.
>Why did it smell like crab legs, Robert.
I would fucking hate to see what counts as actionable racism on here, geez
kino
It bums me out when I come on here and there's a sad Robert in the catalogue
What is it about these threads that is 10/10 gold?
They've been a steady source of kino for years.
For me, it's Jamaican Robert
So is announcing a report, you kikey nigger dego
Robert no here Gaijin! You make reservation?!
basketball was invented by a white canadian
I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I couldn't hear you through your gigantic buck teeth.
kek
THATRR BE THREE HUNDRED DORRA PRUS TIP
Robert, Robert, Robert. Why the long face? Doesn't matter. I think. I think, that we should turn that fronw, upside down!
Child: Mommy, why does that man have make up on his face?
Mother: He's an incel sweetie, don't look
Based.
Robert you sly dog you!
Enjoy ze kino, bleh
The plot thickens. Like this butter. A little less next time, Robert.
Based bleh poster
Don't listen to your mom, Timmy. Look at all the cool dances I can do.
>this thread full of newfags being hurtful to based Robert
Fucking cringe. Would you rather Lane took over?
N-No, Robert. I was on a date!
>Please try and come up with something mildly believable, sir.
So this is it, the final bucket
>takes drag off cigarette
Can't say I didn't see it coming.
...but I'm not going to let the final curtain drop without a fight. Tell the "manager" to meet me behind the CVS. Tell him I'll be alone. And I'll be ready.
kek
Say uh Robert ol pal, do me a solid and slip me the key to this ankle anvil
Based and bleh pilled
Checkin em
*cough cough*
FUCK NIGGERS
...
......thats not butter on my popcorn is it?
>having to deal with power tripping baby jannies while they're going through the break in period
it's just so tiresome
LMAO!!!!!
I've never actually visited the mother site before, but after being subscribed to Reddit.com/r/Yea Forums for so many years I decided to see what Yea Forums is actually like.
And thank you for not disappointing! LOL it's just like the subreddit said it would be! XD
Oh god
Does that face look like something God will save you from?
with my mom...
>Ah hey Jason
>One ticket to No Birth Control Creampies #2: Big Natural Boobs Edition
>Your complementary tissue pack sir and have you seen our selection of creams?
based
pretty good
somehow these threads are one of the only things left that i like about Yea Forums
>I know it was you Robert
>For 8 whole years you've been doing it and they were none the wiser. Luring all the lonely shmucks into your red draped comfort house with the big silver screens. All the false hope and promises you projected 24/7 fried their poor eyes out.
>You drowned them in your buttery lies and right when they open up to you, you ate them up like a $20 popcorn with refillable drinks.
>You were like a brother to me. More than a brother. I trusted you more than family and you played with me like one of your regular play toys.
>Robert reaches for the AR-15 under the counter
>bang
>I couldn't let you get away with it, Robert
>Black, white. Man or tranny. They say justice is blind in all regards. To me that just makes it clear that it never had a place inside a Kinoplex.
youtube.com
every board has their version of robertposting and it helps keep the sanity of the board. robertposting is superior though
Why is that girl's hat so... how do I say this... gay?
>Sir you never left
Wholly satisfying song and post
You've always been the audience sir.
toptier webm
I don't eat food that animals touched. Can I please have human service? Thanks.
don't you fucking dare talk to Robert like that
this image hurts my soul
his disappointment is so deep
im sorry robert
im so sorry
Get his ass
