>share the load
Share the load
Robert Lee
Daniel Brooks
Samuel Perez
If this doesn't turn into a Samwise Gamgee the Financial Advisor thread I'm outta here, those threads were fucking gold.
Parker Hughes
fuck off then
Jose Foster
those threads were so cool. remember this one?
Adam Wilson
Christopher Rogers
>Isildur! Itemize your deductions!
Hunter Smith
i liked this one too
Cooper Powell
Andrew Lewis
This is what I'm talking about, LotR tax quotes. I don't know why but they're fucking hilarious.
Jaxson Johnson
>What's taxes precious?
>What's taxes eh?
Kayden King
>share the loan
Adam Lopez
damn, I had no idea Sam was into snowballing.
Daniel Diaz
Liam Sullivan
>TAX-AY-SHUN!
>Fill 'em out
>File 'em
>Pay 'em to the Jew
Nathaniel Perez
DON'T MIND IF I DO
Hudson Reed
HODL
Carson Bell
The financial year....has ended...the time of the audit...has come!
Elijah Morgan
Jack Flores
>Isildur! Report your cash tips as taxable income to the IRS!
Gabriel Martinez
>but what about income tax? second income tax? payroll? sales tax? property? windfall? estate tax?
Ayden Lee
> I can't do this, Sam.
>I know. It's all wrong By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of audits and losses they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much debt had accrued. But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this recession. Even depressions must pass. A new venture will come. And when the revenue climbs it will climb all the higher. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of declaring bankruptcy only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.
>What are we holding on to, Sam?
>That there’s some profit in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.
Kevin Clark
>I don't think he know's about second tax Pippen.
Jaxon Wood
>But what about self employment taxes?
>We just paid self employment taxes!
>Aye, we paid our first quarter's taxes. But what about second quarter taxes?
>(Aragorn walks away)
>Don't think he knows about quarterly taxes.
Ayden Nguyen
>What about 11-C's?
Cameron Williams
>Come on, mister Frodo... I can't pay them for you, but you can claim me as dependent!
Alexander Russell
>Your credit default swaps have already cost many companies
Luke Perry
Oh god im in tears you fuck
Jack Reed
jesus my sides
Isaiah Campbell
Fucking kek
Sebastian Wright
>My dear People;
>My dear accountants and lawyers, and my dear Clerks and Managers, and Adjusters, and Treasurers, and Analysts, and Receptionists, and Marketers, Secretaries, Directors, Vice Presidents, and Salesmen.
>(Salespeople!)
>Also my good Shareholders that I welcome back at last to Bag End Holdings LLC. Today is my one hundred and eleventh IPO: I am eleventy-one today! I hope you are all enjoying yourselves as much as I am.
> I have called you all together for a Purpose. Indeed, for Three Purposes!
>First of all, to tell you that I am immensely fond of you all, and that eleventy-one offerings is too short a time to work among such excellent and admirable professionals. I didn't work half of you half as well as I should like; and I paid less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
>Secondly, to celebrate my offering. I should say: OUR offering. For it is, of course, also the IPO of my heir and nephew Frodo. He comes of age and into his shares today. Together we score one hundred and forty-four. Your numbers were chosen to fit this remarkable total: One Gross, if I may use the expression.
>Thirdly and finally, I wish to make an ANNOUNCEMENT. I regret to announce that- though, as I said, eleventy-one ventures is far too short a time to spend among you- this is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE!
Cameron Howard
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL ARYAN HAIR TO A CRYPTO-J*W DWARF
Adam Sanders
Lurk moar newfag.
Joseph Cruz
splendid
Liam Hughes
I’ve watched these films four times now and I still don’t grasp Treebeard’s investment strategy.
Aaron King
What?
Julian Jackson
>FILE, YOU FOOLS!
Cameron Russell
why didnt they just use the eagles to get their tax returns to mordor?
Joseph Hill
>I didn't think it would end this way.
>End? No, the profit doesn't end here. Bankruptcy is just another path, one that all companies must take. The red accounting of this debt rolls back, and all turns to liquid assets, and then you see it.
>What? Gandalf? See what?
>White shores, and beyond, a far mountain country under a low tax rate.
>Well, that isn't so bad.
>No. No, it isn't.”
Owen Bailey
Have a you for the effort
Liam Flores
Evan Robinson
FIRST POST WORST POTATO.
Cooper Foster
underrated
Jeremiah Diaz
Amazing
Blake Hill
Should've been "offshores"
Jose Cook
Why didn't they just register Gondor LLC on the island of Jersey?