What's the best movie based on this fine collection of fictional stories?

What's the best movie based on this fine collection of fictional stories?

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Ben Hur

Jesus Christ SuperStar is unironically kino and patrician tier

>fictional

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Some of it is, some of it's half-truths, some books are pure fanfiction of Judaism.

10 commandments or Passion

>STILL believing in jewish fairy tales
kys

Didn’t this thread just get pruned?

>NOOO THERES NO EVIDENCE FOR JESUS OR PILATE
>W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY FOUND EVIDENCE AND THE STORIES IN THE BIBLE WERE TRUE NOOOOO

Then give me that so-called "evidence"

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>Le Reddit sky daddy
>prove God is real
>prove God isn’t
>random Bible passages that prove nothing

Cue faggot agnostic fencesitter

THEY DID THE THING!

Kek. You got me there. It’s not a fence though faggot. It’s balanced scales.

This is why I like Muslims. They just call everyone else infidels and go about their day until they cause a terror attack once or twice a decade or so.

>Muh reddit
I'm pretty sure reddit doesn't even fucking know the term "sky daddy", coping cuck

That must be why I constantly see it posted on the top page when I go to see the good subreddits faggot.

>once or twice a decade or so
storymaps.esri.com/stories/terrorist-attacks/

If you're going to Blasphemize you might as well go all out with Hamlet 2, "Rock Me Sexy Jesus"
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>Going to reddit
Stay there and never come back here, cuck

K thanx

Being so insecure as to not enjoy
>r/aww
>r/idiotsincars
>r/catsrliquid
>r/nostalgia

Most of those are in 3rd world countries, doesn't matter much.

All sound gay as fuck, stay there. People like you are killing this board

Obvious bait. Nobody would openly admit to going to cancerous subforums with names like those.

Calm down mel Gibson, lel your movies still suck

Prince of Egypt

There's vore in the bible. You telling me a man survived bring inside a stomach for 3 fucking days with his piss and shit. What did he eat and why wasn't he digested. Where did his oxygen supply come from.

What kind of maniac doesn’t like cats, car crashes, and childhood memories? Do you faggots like music and colors?

remember that one time god burned down a city full of fags and then the guy's wife turned around and became a pillar of salt so he went into a cave and fucked his daughters?

I wish your dad had put you in your mom’s stomach.

Opiates for people going on lunchbreak for work, are what those are for. I prefer doing obscure drugs instead thank you.

Based